Title: Different Reality

Author(S): BlueElli, with the help of her friend Billie in our moments of boredom.

Disclaimers: No, of course we don't own any of Star Wars or it's universe. Billie and I are of course…uh..us. heh. This has NO interference with my current series, Darkness's Tribulation. Just a fun little thing.

Summary: What really happens when I get zapped into the Star Wars Universe…with a friend that has no idea what the meaning of Star Wars is. Should be interesting…..hehehhe. ( Spurred off of the fact that I read the review a while back about someone thinking Jesi was a Mary Sue so I decided to show what WOULD happen if I were there lol! And the fact that we were bored and decided to do something stupid,heh.)

            Elli Cartier and Billie Ladnier, two best friends, are on their way to a party and have a slight…complication…along the way. Somehow or another they are thrown into the Star Wars Universe.

Different Reality Ch. 1

"Bye!" Billie yelled out my window.

I winced saying, "Good God, keep it down."

"Sorry." She said with a smile. I glared at her mockingly.

She started her car and we were out of my driveway in her normal 0-70 moment.

"Seat belts." She said cheerfully as I was slammed into my seat.

"Why couldn't I drive?" I asked as we squeeled around a corner.

"Who's car is this? Huh? Who's car? Say it!" She said pointing at herself.

I stuck my tongue out at her.

"I'll let you drive on the way back."

"Why, cause you're gonna be loaded?" I asked casually looking through a magazine. Billie punched my arm.

"OWE! Hey, watch the road blondey." I said rubbing my sore shoulder.

Billie swerved back onto the road itself.

"Smart one genius." I said with a sigh.

"Hey, who failed their drivers test?" She asked eyeing me.

"Who failed their written driver's exam?" I said looking back at her.

"Ah-haha." She said.

Suddenly I saw something on her shoulder and I pressed my lips together not to say anything. It was a spider…Billie was deathly afraid of spiders. Without looking too suspicious I began to shift closer to swatt it off. Apparently the little bugger saw me and started crawling towards her neck. I let out a little yelp and she looked at me.

"What?"

"Nothing." I said tightly, trying not to laugh or scream.

Then it gradually went up under her hair and she felt it like it was ice. She knew exactly what it was right off the bat. Sending an ear piercing scream ringing off the glass windows she let go of the wheel to get it off of her.

"Get it off! GET IT OFF!" She cried scratching her neck.

"Billie! Put your hands back on the wheel you idiot!" I screamed as we began to vere off the road.

"Get it off!" She continued, apparently not hearing me.

"Billie!" I screamed grabbing hold of the wheel as we went into a ditch and into a pole.

The next thing I knew was nothing but darkness……

**********

Opening my eyes it was painfully bright. I could hear people moving around me. I remembered the spider, and the ditch…but I remember no ambulance or paramedics.

My head hurt and my throat was dry when suddenly my mind clicked. If I was in a hospital, then Billie had to be around here too.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

I julted up in my bed hearing the blood curdling scream.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

It continued and I immediately knew it was Billie. Looking over I could see people trying to calm someone in a bed down.

"LET ME GO! LET ME GO YOU ALIEN FREAK!"

I blinked at her words and suddenly was aware of the person…or being…next to me.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" I screamed. The Rodain in a white Healer's uniform julted at my own scream and dropped his data reader.

"ELLI!" Billie screamed.

"BILLIE!" I screamed back as species I had only seen in my imagination and in a movie screen began to surround me. Twi'leks and Rodains, and some creature with a really long neck as well as one with a cone shaped head.

"Sedatives! Someone give them sedatives!" The Twi'lek yelled.

Within a few moments Billie's screaming calmed and I felt the jab of a needle. Slowly I relaxed back against the pillows and the scene around me began to fade away. All I heard was,

"They'll be out for about another 2 hours, hopefully they'll come out of it a little more peaceful this time Master An-Paj."

Then, again, there was nothing….

*********

Coming around, yet again, I thought that the whole episode was just a dream. I prayed to God it was just a dream. But as I opened my eyes I came to see the same ceiling that I had before.

Oh Mommy.

"What about the other one?" A deep voice asked.

"They're both fine. A few bumps and bruises but they're healthy, I don't know what came over them when they woke up. It may have been shock." Another voice said. A female this time.

I shifted and looked up. Freezing I could hear my blood pumping in my ears. Two people stood near the door. One I had never seen before, another I had only seen on a movie screen.

"She's awake." The woman said quietly, as if I didn't hear her.

"No…I believe I'm dreaming." I murmured.

"Do you remember where you are?" The guy I remembered as, Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson to be exact.

"I have no idea…But I think I'm off in lala land." I said thinking I was really dreaming.

"A.) I know I'm not in Hollywood, so I know I shouldn't be seeing you here. B.) I hit my head, bad things happen when I hit my head." I added a bit quickly.

The two looked at eachother.

"Hollywood?" The woman asked. "What's that?"

I looked at her in disbelief. "What century did you come from?"

"The 47th." She said lightly.

My jaw nearly dropped. "Where am I?"

"You were found with your friend by a group of intiants in the west gardens earlier this morning." Jackson said.

"Gardens? We crashed into a light pole." I said.

"You're on Coruscant…At the Jedi Temple? You don't remember?"

At this a wave of nausea washed over me.

"This is a joke right? I mean we were supposed to go to a party…It was a costume party. I swear, Craig if you're under that mask, I'm going to KILL YOU." I threatened.

Now realizing who he was playing, Windu looked at the Healer for an explanation.

"Who's Craig?" Windu asked.

I sighed feeling terrible. My shock was washing over me now and logical thinking began to set in. I looked out the observation window seeing different species walking by.

"Who am I?" I asked nervously.

"We don't know…We thought you could help us out with that." The woman said gently.

"And just how you ended up inside the Temple gardens." Master Windu added.

I looked at them both for a moment then to the bed on the other side of the room. Billie lay quietly for now. Boy, when I told her what was going on she was going to think I was insane. Was I insane? Maybe I was taken into my imagination cause I've been writing too much lately.

"Could you give me a while to think this through?" I asked.

"Of course." The healer said before Windu could say anything.

"Thank you." I said quietly. The two left the room and I was left to my thoughts that roamed incrediably quickly around my mind.

So, Billie and I were in a car accident…and ended up here? Maybe I was just coma tose and was dreaming reality away. I pinched myself then cursed thinking I was an idiot….

How did we get here? How in the hell do we get out of here was the question!

Alright, calm down. Think of what we're going to say. I thought. I glanced at Billie again. She was going to flip out when she realized that this is no party, and it's no dream.

"UGH!" I groaned frustrated.

Clearing my mind I thought of what exactly we were going to say when they asked us where we had come from and why we were here.

Billie suddenly moved to the left of me and I pulled off the covers walking over to the side of the bed.

She blinked looking at me then laughed.

"Oh God, Elli, I had the weirdest dream. We were in a car accident and there were all these aliens around us. This funky looking lady was poking me. She had tails coming out of her head! Anyway I don't know what happened, but I'm glad it was just a dream."

I looked at her solumely and finally she caught on to the fact that I wasn't laughing with her. She eyed me.

"This is the part where you go, "Hahahahaha." And perhaps another "Ha." ." She said.

"No, this is the part where I tell you it wasn't a dream, and that we were in a car accident and now, somehow or another, we are in the Star Wars Universe."

She looked at me a moment then laughed.

"Good one Elli. You nearly had me there." She giggled.

I didn't laugh with her again and her laughs began to fade away.

"We're not in Kansas anymore are we?" She said sarcastically. Often when Billie was stressed she used sarcasium as a way to put it out.

"No, and Toto was probably stomped on by a bantha." I replied sitting on the bed.

Billie suddenly sighed as everything began to regsister. "So how do we get back home?"

I shrugged. "I have no idea…but I don't think we're going to be able to stay here very long unless we come up with a story behind how, exactly, how we got here. If anything's out of the picture they're not going to like us very much. Not just anyone can get inside the Jedi Temple."

"The what?" She asked blankly.

I suddenly realized Billie had absolutely no knowledge about anything related to Star Wars.

I looked at her then flopped over on the bed.

"We're so gonna to die." I said with a fake whine.

"If we're not already dead." Billie replied with a giggle.

Suddenly the door opened again and a really, really, really, good looking guy came inside wearing a white coat.

"Oh, honey, we better not be dead." Billie said with a smile looking at him. He eyed her skeptically and I rolled my eyes. I had no idea who he was but apparently he was a healer.

"Both of you have checked out well and have been asked to go before the Council on the matter of how you got here." He said in a deep voice.

Billie and I looked at eachother in shock.

"There are tunics, pants, and boots for you in the closet. If they don't fit well enough tell your aide, TeloYese." A druid entered the room. I eyed it and Billie nearly bolted out of the bed.

"Relax." I whispered. "Nothing's going to happen."

"Yeah, that's what you said when we went for a simple walk last week….and got lost for 4 hours in the woods." She whispered back.

"Thank you." I said to the younger man. He nodded and exited the room.

"Come on." I said rolling off the bed and moving to the closet.
"Come on where Elli? I'm not going anywhere in this freak show." Billie said sitting idoly in the bed.

"Fine then, stay here, alone with the Rodians and Twi'leks and little trolls."

"What?" She asked, trying not to sound scared.

"Uh-huh. All alone in a place you have no idea about with little trolls with gimmer sticks that will beat your ankles and-"

"ALRIGHT!" Billie shouted getting out of the bed and rushing to the closet as well.

I tried to hide my smile as we quickly picked out our clothing and within 10 minutes were being led down corridors I had only dreamed of.

Tbc….?

Well, what did everyone think? Might be demented but Billie and I found it freakin' hilarious. Tell me if you want it continued or if I should just drop it. Thanks for reading!

Till later, perhaps,

Billie & Elli