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Ch. 3 Different Reality

Billie and I had checked out of the Healer's Wing with diagnosis of Amnesia. We were to stay to Temple grounds at all times and not to go anywhere we didn't know…Yeah right.

The little droid leading us opened the door to a quarters with "Guest Accommodations" written across the front.

"We hope you have a pleasurable night." It said in a female voice motioning for us to go inside.

We both looked at it and went inside…Billie moved inside as far away from the droid's outstretched limb as possible.

Inside was the normal discription. Dull colors and furniture, a kitchen, and two doors both leading to their own sleep chambers. I was guessing the bathrooms, or should I say 'freshers, where connected to those.

Billie sighed loudly then said,

"I'm hungry."

"Me too." I replied. We both sat on the sofa in the common area. Silence stood and she looked at me.

"Oh no, you're looking at the person who deemed it possible that Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes CAN blow up in a microwave." I said shaking my head, knowing exactly what she was hinting at.

"Well don't forget I'm the person who was with you when that happened! And when the oatmeal blew, and the gravy, and the hot dogs, AND the time when we put TIN FOIL in there!" She replied back.

Again we sat in silence.

"We could go out to eat." I suggested.

"You think there's a Mickey D's around here?" Billie asked hopeful.

"No." I said trying not to laugh. "But there is a dining hall I believe…something like that, a cafeteria or something."

Billie made a face at the mention of cafeteria food.

"Not school's cafeteria. Think like the food was on the cruise."

Her face brightened. "Let's go!"

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We both observed the food before us. Each of us tilting our heads to look at it.

"I'm not hungry anymore." I said.

"Me neither." Billie moaned, sounding like she was trying to keep her stomach down.

"Come to eat girls?" A hand landed on both our shoulders and we dropped our empty plates.

"I didn't mean to startle you." Siri said,…almost believably.

"It's nothing." I said quickly grabbing the two plates, sliding one back in Billie's frozen hands.

"Anyway, a group of friends and I decided to invite you to our table when you're finished here."

"Oh.." I murmured. Siri didn't seem….uh..Sirish. Not in the way I remember in books. Course when was the last time I had read the books she was in? When was the last time I read the J.A. series?

STUPID ELLI!

"Hello?" Siri asked

"Sure thing." Billie said suddenly, while I was off in my own world.

"Good, we're right over there. Oh, and might I suggest the Felopine Fin, it's very good." She said pointing to what Billie and I had been examining just a moment before. I thought Billie turned green as Siri turned away.

"Ugh, I can't eat that." She said wavily.

"It might taste like chicken." I offered. She looked at me, sickened.

"Alright, just grab what looks…eatable and we'll go sit down." I said getting some sort of fruit.

We placed our plates down on two empty place mats as Siri stood.

"Girls, this is Garen, Bant, Reeft, Kelie, Rituin, and Kenobi is somewhere around here. Of course my name is Siri." She introduced kindly. I bit my tongue when Bant, Reeft, Rituin, and Kelie were named. They were all non-human and I prayed that Billie wouldn't flip. She didn't, thank thy Lord, but she didn't relax either.

"I never did catch your names." Siri said as she sat down again. Billie and I sat down as well.

"My name's B-" I nearly panicked as Billie began to introduce herself and stomped on her foot under the table. She julted and hit the table shaking it.

"Ow! E-" I glared at her and suddenly she got the picture.

We looked at the group again and they just stared back.

Oh shit, we're so caught. I thought.

"Hey, sorry I'm late." A voice that I dropped my fork at said. I dared not look up because I thought I'd hyperventilate.

"Bout time Kenobi." Siri said.

"We have a few guests at the table today." Bant said kindly. She said it nicely but ya know…I was hoping he would be like blind or something and we could slither away before I had to look at him.

"They have amnesia so we'll just call them…uhh…" I looked at Siri shocked. That little sneak! She tried to catch us!

"Sugar and Spice." Reeft suggested.

Billie coughed on her fruit.

"What? She has red hair like spice, and she has blonde hair like Sugar." Reeft said when everyone looked at him.

That wasn't the reason Billie nearly choked. It was that, Sugar and Spice were I nick names back home. We were ALWAYS together like Sugar and Spice, we were total opposites, and of course the hair factor.

"That's fine." Billie said. "Sugar and Spice is fine."

"Nice to meet you Sugar." Obi-Wan said nodding as he sat. Billie flushed. I nearly laughed cause Craig, her boyfriend called her Sugar as in sweet thing sugar.

"Spice." He nodded to me. I froze. When I was in the 8th grade I had the biggest crush on him because of Ep. I. Hell, what am I talking about? I love Ewan McGregor!

Course, now remember Elli, this isn't McGregor this is Obi-Wan…Oh man, where's a drool bucket when I need one?

"Obi-Wan." I replied then bit my tongue. No one had mentioned his first name, and everyone noticed it right off the bat.

"So…" Bant said quickly.

They continued conversation lightly and Billie and I stayed in the shadows….That is until someone said something about a guy named Billy. Her fork slipped and squished down on the side of something round, Lord knew what it was. It popped out from under it and at the force of the pressure flew across the table past Bant and Reeft hitting someone else in the head.

"Uh-Oh." Billie and I both muttered. This was how we started the legendary food fight of 9th grade, second semester, nearly a  year ago….that memory still hadn't died to say the least.

The big alien turned in his seat. He had long little wormy like flesh hanging from his head and it looking like he had a pony tail too tight in his hair…even though he didn't have any hair or a pony tail.

"Uh-Oh." The rest of the group said suddenly.

"That can't be good." I said as he raised his fork, with something really slimmly looking on it might I add, and pulled it back.

"Duck." Billie said as he released it. We all did and it flew passed our table and hit someone else who roared in irratation….literally. Before we had even straightened up again there were three more splats and suddenly things were flying past us like cars!

"FOOD FIGHT!" Billie announced slinging something that looked to be like pudding on Kelie.

"I'm going to regret this." I muttered but then happily grabbed a handful of cooked vegetables and threw it at the first person I saw.

The rest progressed as any food fight would. Food, drinks, even SHOES! (Accommodations by BILLIE! She said they were out of fashion and it was just a reason to get rid of them… Ugh!) I don't know who it was but someone tipped a drink right on my head!!! Blind liquid and shocked from the cold I started grabbing things variously and slinging them anywhere. Numerous cries of surprise were heard.

Billie:

Personally, I didn't think it would go this far, but hey food fights are food fights! Maybe I went a little over board tossing those boots at another table but hey, they were messed up and out of fashion anyway.

I decided to finally pay Elli back for the time she poured milk on my head from the 10th grade, first semester food fight. I poured cold tea, was it?, on her head. Suddenly she just started grabbing stuff and throwing it anywhere!

Diving for cover I grabbed someone's tray and used it's contents for ammunition. Something like lima beans, a banana, peas (YUCK), a near empty bowl of soup, and a half tipped glass of beverage.

Man these Jedi don't know what food is!

Taking the straw from the drink, hope this person didn't have some sort of sickness that could be passed on through drinking after people, and loaded it by sucking in peas. Popping up from under the chair I unloaded. In other words blew through the straw till they came shooting out.

Phew, Ping, Ping, Phew, Ping, OW!

The little things bounced right off of plates and trays being used as shields. I hit some guy in the eye. That had to hurt. Ducking back under the chair I reloaded.

As I was taking a breath to go back up into the line of fire Elli suddenly popped her head out from under the table's cover. Surprised I accidently blew into the straw the peas mashed onto her face.

"O!" I yelped.

"Billie!" She exclaimed whipping the peas off.

"Come on, help me here." I said giving her another straw. "Start loadin' sister."

On turns we erupted from the table and chair blowing the peas out and getting so rained on by food. I didn't even want to know what some of the things were hanging off of me.

"WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!" Two deep voices boomed. Elli and I pulled the cover of the table over us as we saw that bald dude and another guy with long hair walk through the dining area.

Silence stood seemingly forever and we both tried so hard not to let out even the smallest giggle.

"Who started this?" The bald guy asked. Silence. Hey, maybe no one will tell him!

Suddenly the table cover was jerked up and we looked at people pointing at us. Gee, how loyal these people are.

Two boots stepped infront of our table and we looked up….and up, and up…and up a little more to look into the VERY angry eyes of the bald guy from the council. I couldn't remember his name for anything. The other guy joined him, never seen him before. Elli probably knew who he was.

"Mind coming out from under the table?" The bald guy said tightly.

"Do we have to?" I whispered.

His eyes flared and he stepped back to make way for us to stand. I suddenly realized what was behind him.

"No don't-" Elli and I said at the same time…but it was no use. Before we even finished he slipped on a banana peel and fell flat on his butt.

"..step back.." We finished.

Giggles were heard through the crowd around us. I looked at Obi-wan who was desperately trying not to laugh by clamping a hand over his mouth. The guy with long hair gave him, in my words, the evil eye, and he straitened.

He has lettuce on his head, I wonder if he knows that. I thought

"Step out from under the table girls." The long haired guy said. Elli and I both did so.

I'm sure my face was beat red trying not to laugh as we followed the bald guy out. He was practically hobbling!!!! The long haired guy walked behind us with Obi-Wan next to him for some reason. Elli poked me and nodded in front of us. I looked at the blad guy, then down a little. Elli and I both busted out laughing!!

Baldy turned,

"Is something amusing girls?" He asked firmly.

"No-No….Yes." Elli said laughing. "I'm sorry, but you have..hahahahaha, you have ketchup on your…hahahahahhehehe, bum." She had tried to put it in…a nice way.

"At least I hope that's ketchup." I murmured to Elli. At this we couldn't help it and continued our fit of laughs. Baldy glared at us and kept hobbling along. Elli and I braced on eachother to continue.

Elli:

Oh boy, I know I shouldn't be laughing.

At least I hope that's ketchup.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I couldn't help it! It was one of those times when you started laughing and you just couldn't stop. We were both crying we were laughing so hard. He looked like Principal Horn when she had to drag us out of the cafeteria 10th grade second semester food fight. Course, with her if there'd been ketchup…AHHHH!

I laughed harder at the thought and collapsed to the ground dragging Billie down with me.

"You mind keeping an eye on them while I call the Council?" Windu asked Qui-Gon, who I nearly hurled at seeing in the cafeteria. He sounded a little pissed.

"Sure." Qui-Gon replied. I couldn't tell over my own laughing and watery eyes but he looked like he was trying Really hard not to laugh. It was evident with Obi-Wan that he was throughly amused.

"Really Sir, I'm so sorry. I am." I said between laughs but it did nothing but make him more angry. The Jedi stalked off leaving us outside the Council chambers in a heep of laughs.

"I'm…Really…Sorry…about all…of this." Billie said holding her sides.

Obi-Wan let a laugh escape him.  Qui-Gon looked at him.

"I'm sorry Master but….think about this! There was a food fight in the cafeteria, and Master Mace fell flat on his rear."

"On ketchup!" Billie added in.

"On ketchup! You have to admit this is at least a bit amusing."

"A Jedi should keep his composer in any situation Padawan. Funny or not, no one is to know by your expression what you feel." Qui-Gon replied steadily.

"Sheesh! Taking do what ya coe to the stick of it eh Master Jedi?" Billie asked. "Do you know what expression is?"

"Billie!" I hissed coming out of my fit for a moment.

"It's just a question. No disrespect at all, I'm just wondering if it's a Jedi's nature to be stone."

"I could ask you if it's civilian girls' nature to start a riot in the cafeteria or send a peaceful temple into choas." Qui-Gon said dully.

"Ouch." I murmured.

"That was cold." Billie said coming out of her fits of laughter.

"Didn't you think of the consequences of your actions? You had to have known there would be many and they would be harsh." Qui-Gon continued.

"I'm 16 years old, consequences are not what I think of on a spontaneous moment." Billie shot back.

"Then you need to grow up." Qui-Gon said. It wasn't said harshly or anything but dang, books say Jinn's cold and all but I didn't take it to this measure. Did he not know what FUN was?

"Enter the Council Chambers now, you can." A droid told Billie and I.

"We're comin'." Billie said standing. She hoisted me up with her.

"Nice to meet you Obi-Wan." Billie said.

"Jedi Master." She said curtly. I nearly started laughing again. Billie didn't like him one bit, I could tell. And when Billie decided she didn't like someone, she stuck to it.

I followed her inside giving Qui-Gon a shrug and Obi-Wan a quick smile. I figured if I was entering the room of death then I'd at least know I didn't go through my short life of 16 years and not smile at Obi-Wan Kenobi when I saw him!

The doors shut and all hell broke loose.

Tbc….

How was that one? All those times we mentioned about food fights, 9th grade second semester, 10th grade first semester, and 10th grade second semester, were all real btw. We based the whole food fight scene on the combination of the three. Mace's appearance, slip, and ketchup episode all happened to different Principal's and teachers at different times. We were nearly banned from the cafeteria this year. Tehehe.

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