Note: Thank you for the Reviews!!!! Philo, Carii Storm, April, Chinow, daveyhavokisgod, Andy, Lady-Evenstar, Daggerpoint, Sara, Celestine Dubouis!!!! Sorry we're running late from this long chapter. We'll have personal thank you's next one I think. That is if Billie can get her butt up on time heheh. Oh, but btw someone mentioned about Qui-Gon being cold (Philo I think it was) I know! Heh, he's actually one of my fav. characters too so I had to do it lol. He'll loosen up. Just like Mace is another favorite character, and he HATES us! Lol! I love annoying people, even if it is just in a fic!

This chapter is…not our best. We had to get some things out of the way and this is the chapter they popped up in. ( I don't think anyone would really get away with starting a food fight and not getting in any trouble for it at the Jedi Temple, heh) Sorry, hope you enjoy anyway!  It also happens to be our longest chapter. 11 pages!(including notes) Of course there are still amusing parts in here. LOL! You know us by now, comedy not there?! NO WAY! Happy Reading!

Ch. 4 Different Reality

Our fits of laughter had ceased to exist when we entered that room. Each Council member looked at us in a really, really, bad way. I didn't like that very much. They were creeping me out.

We were half way through the lecture when the bombshell dropped.

"Not only did you start a riot in the dining hall, you tore through quiet corridors Screaming! In ONE day!" Windu thundered. I was beginning to think he didn't like us much.

"We can't let you go with our knowledge, and you cause a circus when you're together!" Ki-Adi-Mundi said. He had mustard all on his tunic. I would normally laugh, but at their tones, I didn't think that would be wise.

"The only thing we can do to keep our sanity here is to keep you two separated." Mace said.

"SEPARATED?!" Billie and I both screamed.

Every Council member leaned back as if we had blown them away.

"No! You can't do that!" Billie exclaimed.

"Yes, we can. It the only option you've left us." Adi Gallia said softly.

"Please! You don't understand, you can't separate us!" I begged.

"Why say this, do you?" Yoda asked quietly.

I looked at him horrified.

"You-You just can't!" Billie stammered.

"That's not a good enough reason. One of you will be staying with a Master/Padawan team on planet, and the other will be staying with a Council member." Yaddle told us.

Billie and I subconsciously took a step back at the same time.

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"Master, you have to admit, that was a bit harsh on the two. They have amnesia you know." Obi-Wan said as he and his Master sat outside the Council chambers. They were asked to stay for some reason.

"Amnesia or not, they had better learn their place here quickly. The Council is doing them a favor by keeping them here. Not to mention, if the blonde had amnesia, how would she remember her age?" The Master replied.

Obi-Wan thought on it. "Someone told her?"

"Who?"

Obi-Wan shrugged. These two were by far on his top 5 list of wacked out people. And he hardly even met them! Something was just…off.. about the two.

"SEPARATED?!"

Both Jedi outside jerked in surprise at the sudden outburst. Feelings of panic and fear rolled off the room.

"That can't be good." The two said in unison.

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"But please, I swear to you, we won't do anything else wrong! We'll be quiet and won't run through the corridors-"

"And we won't start riots, we Promise!" Billie added in.

We looked at them with our best, Please-don't-do-it-because-we're-from-another-universe-and-don't-know-what-we're-doing face.

"I'm sorry girls, but we can't trust you again. We don't even know who you are!" Plo-Koon said.

Billie and I looked at eachother, panicked. Could this get any worse?!

The doors opened and Windu called, " Master Jinn, Padawan Kenobi, you may enter."

Oh yes it can. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

"We've decided to separate the girls and we would very much appreciate it if the two of you would oblige one of them for at least tonight. If there's any problems you are to contact us right away." Yaddle told them.

"Wait a tick now, you know, wouldn't it be wise to set us with other..uh..females rather than men?" I excused. God, I wanted to go with them, But I REALLY didn't want to.

"It's an occurrence that many girls like yourselves think they can get away with another female keeping eye on you. We don't need you to be hasseling any of our teams. These two will suit one of you just fine, I can imagine." Mace said looking directly at Jinn. Jinn glared at him.

"Then who is the other staying with?" Qui-Gon said, trying not to smile evilly, as he looked at Mace.

The Council looked around eachother.

"I think you'd do the girl some good, don't you think, Master Windu?" Qui-Gon added as the silence began to lengthen.

"Oh- NO." Mace started but nods of agreement began to build.

"Fine idea that is, Master Qui-Gon." Yoda said approvingly.

"Yes, I agree." Was heard about another 11 times!

"NO!" Mace, Billie, and I shouted.

"It's decided then, one with Master Jinn and Padawan Kenobi, and one with Master Windu." Yoda said. I didn't know if he was getting some sort of pleasure out of this but I think it was somewhere in that area.

"We'll take this one." Qui-Gon said quickly, jerking the back of my collar towards them. Billie looked at me horrified.

"Oh-NO!" Both she and Mace exclaimed.  (There's a whole reason here. Look at the P.S. at the end of this hehehehehehheh *hides from Billie*)

"We should get really get going, it's getting late." Qui-Gon said with a low, incrediably slow and painful bow. Obi-Wan followed him in suit. Before I even realized it I was being dragged by my collar out of the room.

"ELLI!" Billie screamed as the doors closed.

Billie:

Shear panic had set in now as I looked back to baldy.

"Take your charge back to your quarters, you should. Late, it is getting." Yoda said.

Baldy threw him an evil glare and stood.

"As the Rest of the council sees it." He said tightly giving a low nod and stalking out.

I stood there forzen.

"Blonde! Let's go!" He yelled.

Yelping I quickly gave the Council a last look and went to follow baldy.

As we went down the corridors I saw Elli being dragged down one corridor as I went the opposite.

"Billie!" She cried quickly jerking out of the long haired, evil dude's, grip, and running towards me.

We met half way, ignoring the shouts from the two masters.

"Remember what we did last Halloween?" She asked quickly.

"Yeah."

"We'll do that tonight, alright?"

"Midnight again?"

"Yes. There's going to be a level between us I'm sure, just remember JROTC when we did repelling off that building."

"Got it." I replied remembering back.

"What do you think you're doing?!" Both long hair and baldy said. Maybe I should start calling them Indian names…?

"Nothing." We both blurted and split going to each of them before they reached us.

Great Baldy and Evil Long Hair looked at eachother, frustrated, then went opposite ways again.

Boy, was this turning into a nightmare.

Entering the quarters Great Baldy led us to I figured out, and concluded, that Jedi don't have very much taste fashion wise. Room looked just like the one Elli and I were in before!

"Are you hungry?" Great Baldy asked curtly.

"No, I had my fill." I replied icily.

Great Baldy glared at me and I quickly looked away saying,

"No thank you."

Over the years Elli's politeness had begun to rub off on me. The first day I met her I thought she had come from a private school in New York or something.

"No thank you." "Yes please." "Pardon?"

That just wasn't me…but it kinda took it's own ground.

"An aide will bring you a change in clothing and the 'fresher is right there." Great Baldy said pointing at a door.

" 'Fresher?" I questioned.

"You know…where the shower unit is? Sink?"

"OH! The bathroom." I said.

"Sleep by 22 hundred." He said pointing to the sofa.

I looked at him…then I tried to think of what Elli and I had to learn in JROTC in military time. I think it's like 10 o'clock.

"Sure."

"Don't come near this door unless you're sick, bleeding, need emergency care, or something else truamtic." Great Baldy said going towards a door. I was guessing it was the Lion's den.

"Aren't you just a teddy bear?" I murmured walking towards the 'fresher.

"What was that?"

"I said I want my cuddle bear." I said pressing the botton for the door to close.

Elli:

My hair was still dripping but I didn't want to move. Maybe it was that I couldn't move. In any case, I was sitting on the sofa in the darkened common area with a towel around my shoulders so the drips wouldn't get my tunic wet. I think Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan thought I was in shock or something because I came out of the 'fresher Obi-Wan asked if I was alright and Qui-Gon said I looked pale. I shurgged saying it was normal. After that I just sat and could see their reflections in the window glancing at eachother…I hope they weren't like talking between themselves….

I had sat down on the sofa about an hour ago and hadn't moved since. Only answering in two words, perhaps three on the "No thank you"s.

I looked at the time again and concluded I still had an hour left until I even had to start getting things ready.

Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon had retired a while ago, after a brief argument with me about who was sleeping on the couch. A.) It was near a window and their doors were closed so I HAD to sleep out here. B.) I'm just like that.

About 5 minutes ago the yellow light had disappeared under Obi-Wan's door.

We can't go out into the city that was for sure. We'd get so lost…heck Billie get's lost in the mall much less Coruscant! But we couldn't just hang on the side of the Jedi Temple either. Urgh, I'd figure it out when we got there.

My eyes were getting heavy and I looked at the time….56 minutes left. I could sleep for at least 20 minutes.

********

"ELLI!" Billie hissed. I woke up with a start and looked out the window she was lightly tapping on. Startled I looked at the time. 12:08. Oops.

"Sorry." I whispered throwing off the blanket that had been apparently put on me. Going to the window I slid it open a bit.

"Where'd you get the rope?" I asked surprised.

"Great Baldy had it stashed in his closet. I really don't want to know why."

"Is it stable?" I asked touching it.

"Durr stupid, I'm out her aren't I?" Billie said leaning back on it.

"Alright, hold on a sec." I said hurrying back to the sofa and getting my boots on.

"Uh-oh." Billie said. I looked up at her and she was looking up the side of the building.

"BLONDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Great Badly has awoken!"

Uh-oh! At Billie's loud announcment I heard moving in the rooms near me.

"So have these ones!" I told her.

"Plan B!"

"What's plan B?!" Billie asked.

"I don't know, we never had to go to plan B!" I replied. The lights turned on in the rooms.

"NO! No, don't open that  window!" Billie called upwards.

"Don't what?!" Great Baldy (so I picked up on Billie language, so what? ;) )  called back.

"NO!" Billie screamed. A loud stretching sound was heard.

"Elli! Get me off this thing!" Billie demanded as she dropped a foot.

Running back over to the window I opened it all the way and reached down. She grabbed my hand right when the lights in the apartment turned on. Great, now they can wake up to me hanging over the railing and my bum greeting them an early morning!

"Help Here Would Be NICE!" I said finally grabbing Billie's hand with my other one in desperation.

"Hold on!" Great Baldy called and suddenly he disappeared.

"What's going on?!" Qui-Gon questioned but I heard him and Obi-Wan rushing over.

A loud snap was my worst nightmare at the moment, and of course the loud snap was heard. The rope Billie was on snapped off and she dropped down….OF COURSE DRAGGING ME WITH HER, with her death grip on my hand! I felt someone try and grab my boot as I flipped over the rail, but I slid right by their grip.

Needless to say if someone wasn't awake on the floors we were steadily passing, they were now. We were both screaming at the top of our lungs.

Suddenly the wind stopped and our screams were echoed. We suddenly landed flat in something that smelled REALLY bad! I opened my eyes hesitantely. Did Hell stink? Man, I was hoping to go to Heaven! Wait a sec…We're in a garbage speeder!!!!!!!!

Billie was still screaming with her eyes closed until I slapped my hand over her mouth.

"We're ALIVE!" I shouted.

"We're ALIVE!" Billie repeated.

But just as we were about to sing the Happy Song and do the Happy Dance, I realized that the Jedi Temple was fading away into the darkness.

"Oh, we're SO DEAD!" I screamed.

"Oh, we're SO DEAD!" Billie repeated in a sing-song happy voice…then she realized what I said that for.

"WE'RE SO DEAD!" She screamed as we rolled to the side as the driver made a turn.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon kind of just froze as they watched the garbage transport disappear into the flood of other speeders and lights. Each had woken up to,

"Great Baldy has awoken!"

Next thing they knew the redhead was hanging over the rail but before they could get there she had flipped over being dragged off by her friend.

"That wasn't good." Obi-Wan said quietly.

Mace suddenly burst between them and looked down.

"Where'd they go?" He asked, out of breath.

"Into a garbage transport." Qui-Gon said casually.

Mace looked at him, then blinked…then blinked again.

"Are they alive?"

"From their screaming, yes. Don't be too disappointed." Qui-Gon said looking back down into the ever lasting traffic.

His friend glared at him.

Silence stood and none of the three moved at all. Perhaps shock, perhaps surprise,…perhaps sleepiness.

"I don't think they'll know what there doing out there." Obi-Wan pointed out after a while.

"They'll be lost." Qui-Gon added in.

"And confused." Obi-Wan joined.

"They'll get themselves hurt." Qui-Gon continued, looking at Mace.

"Or worse!" Obi-Wan said looking at the Council member as well.

"Oh alright! The Council is NOT to know of this! Meet me at the doors in 10 minutes." Windu said storming out muttering things as he went.

The Master and Padawan glanced at eachother, amused, and quickly moved back inside.

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"I think I'm getting high off of these fumes." Billie said groggily. She hiccupped and that's when I decided that maybe staying in the garbage truck thingy wasn't the best plan B in the world.

"Well, he's gotta stop to drop this crap out somewhere. When he does thaaaaa!"

My "that" was never finished. It formed into something of a scream to say the least as suddenly everything began to slide out from under us dragging the two of us with it.

We landed in a big slop. I was totally disgusted. The garbage thingy went away just as fast as it stopped and we both sat there, in that pile of slop.

Billie wimpered, "What if there's spiders in here?"

I flung a lock of mud overed, garbage stinky, once red hair away from my face.

"There's probably huge ones in here. 10 times the size of normal ones. I think I saw that in one of the movies once…" I paused pretending to be thinking.

Before I even knew it Billie trudged through the pile and jumped down shuddering and whipping off her arms making a funny little high pitch noise. I giggled sliding down from the pile myself.

"I was kidding."

"I don't care! It might be true!!" Billie screamed still shaking.

I rolled my eyes and looked around us.

"Look, there's a water tunnel over there. We can get this crap off of us." I said pointing and starting to head that way.

"Elli! Don't leave me here!" Billie screamed running to catch up.

Luckily the water was clean and clear so I just stood under it for a minute, it was really cold by the way (!!!), and let all that nasty grim shit wash off.

When we were both clean, but cold and wet, we made our way out of the garbage pitt. We climbed a few stairs and came out onto the surface walk of the first level city. We both froze at the people swarming around us.

"What ever happens, never lose sight of me." I told Billie thinking about all the times I read fics where someone, usually Obi-Wan, got lost in the great city.

"Oh, trust me, you're not going very far from me." Billie told me looking warily at the people around us.

I felt like we were in a circus and were lost kids. A few people would glance at us because we were soaked. I was just glad my tunic wasn't totally white….

"Where are we going?" Billie asked.

"Someone has to know where the Jedi Temple is." I told her but I didn't want to ask anyone on the side walk because these people looked like they were trying to get somewhere in  a hurry. Reminded me of New York City…cept like 20 times as dense and with 40 times more people looking like they were very grumpy.

"Come on, we'll go in here." I said grabbing her wrist and leading inside what looked like something of a Game Room back home.

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Qui-Gon and Mace got back in the speeder.

"So?" Obi-Wan asked.

"They haven't had any girls in their transports in the past twenty minutes. Or at least didn't notice them." Qui-Gon said shaking his head moving the speeder away from the Garbage Management Office.

"I don't know who couldn't notice those two probably causing huge problems." Mace said with a sigh. It was nearly one in the morning and he was out here looking for two VERY annoying girls.

"Now where are we going to go?" Obi-Wan asked.

"We're just going to circle around the area for a while. They couldn't have gotten far." Qui-Gon said dropping a line in traffic.

"Keep your eyes open for riots and listen for screams." Mace said looking over the side. Qui-Gon threw him a glare as they passed Mi-Riley's Entertainment Lounge.

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Billie:

Where had she taken us now? Right when we entered about a dozen people looked up, and they didn't look all that human friendly.

"Red head buffet." I whispered to Elli.

She glared at me and we moved to a table where only one…ah..thing sat.

"Excuse me?" Elli said friendly.

See what I mean? Can't she just say, "Do ya know where the Jedi Temple thingy is?"

It looked up at us hungerly.

"How can I help you?" He said in a scratchy voice. I was surprised he spoke English.

"Do you happen to know where the Jedi Temple is from here?" Elli asked. I rolled my eyes. The city of St. Paul still hadn't worn off on her like it did me.

The…thing…grinned a sharp toothed smile. "Well, you're Jedi, you should know."

Elli looked at me then looked down at what she was wearing and groaned.

"No, no we're not by far."

"You can't lie very well little Jedi." It said and we were both very aware of some people…or things…standing up from other tables and coming towards us.

"No, really! Look, no lightsaber. No braid." Elli said showing her belt and pulling on a lock of her hair.

"Then it's just my lucky day." It said.

"Gee, look at the time, we gotta run." I said quickly jerking Elli with me and fled. Unfortunately the creeps weren't phased and followed us through the crowds of people.

"We're gonna die!" I said.

"Stop saying that!" Elli hissed. Suddenly people..things..were standing all over the place and looking at us.

"We're gonna die." She muttered. Then, God help me, she saw something telling me to follow her lead and dragged me with her.

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"I don't think we're going to find them." Mace said. Just then a yell tore through the air.

"Heity! Hurry up, boss wants you to come take care of a couple Jedi broads in here!"

The three looked at eachother and Mace groaned as Qui-Gon turned back towards Mi-Riley's Entertainment Lounge. 

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Elli dragged me onto the platform stage grabbing the microphone thingy.

"Aight, listen up people!" She said in her best New York accent. When ever we were on stage she did that for some reason. I think it probably was because the only time we ever got on stage was in New York!!

About 2 dozen eyes looked at us. Elli covered the mic,

"Tell them Chacha Slide."

"They won't know that!"

"Then tell them something cuttish, but salsaish."

"What if they don't know that either?!" I whispered.

"Just do it Billie!" Elli demanded. I sighed and went to the person at the DJ area. He eyed me but nodded as Elli said into the mic,

"Ok folks, we're going to do something a little different. This is a group effort so anyone interested in having a good time, stand up now."

The guys following us had to stop as people stood infront of them.

"Great! Now, this is my..uh…expressionist, Jeanli."

I glared at her. Jean was my middle name…and I HATED it.

"If you'll just follow her lead, and my instructions we'll have a good time." She said smiling at me and moition for me to get on the step infront of her.

The music started to my own horror and of course Elli did her thing…..and I had to do my thing…

"Two steps left. One back, to the right by three." Elli instructed with the music and of course I had to follow….What an idiot I looked like! I just hoped I didn't look like some of these people!

"Hop front; one, two, three, four!"

AHHHH! My eyes!

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"I have a bad feeling that that's them." Mace said as the Jedi entered the commotion inside the Entertainment Lounge.

"But where? And why?" Qui-Gon asked looking over the crowd.

"They must be in the back." Obi-Wan said, slightly familiar with the area.

"Split up." Qui-Gon said going forward. Obi-Wan went to the left, Mace to the right.

// This place isn't the most friendliest to Jedi..--Humans in general.// Obi-wan told Qui-Gon.

// I've noticed. I think we have a few problems.// Qui-Gon replied. Obi-Wan noticed the half dozen males fighting through the dancing crowds towards the back.

// I don't think they're looking for the dance floor.// Obi-Wan said picking up his pace.

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"Problems!" I hissed to Elli with a fake smile still going.

She nodded continuing, "..Take it back, one, two….Do the chacha now."

Elli:

Oh Boy! This is not good! I was hoping to get the crowd up to stop those guys! It worked in New York!

I got Billie's attention and began moving towards the edge of the stage. Geez, these people really liked this song!

"It's the Jedi peeps!" Billie whispered as we moved.

True to the word, I saw Qui-Gon's tall frame moving through the crowd. Obi-Wan was about 30 ft. to the left of him. Mace was moving along the wall to the right.

"Time to split." I said away from the mic as the freaky guys were breaking through the crowd.

"Do the chacha now!! Last time!" I called.

Turning off the stage I jumped with Billie….and both of us landed right in the grasp of two males about 3 times the size of us! Billie screamed and everyone stopped.

"Go For The Eyes B!" I yelled over the other screams and thundering of feet.

Billie poked the guy in the eyes like the three stooges would. Stomping on my captor's foot I bit his hand, which tasted like fish (what was he?), and fled dragging Billie with me. We ran into another back room area but stopped seeing similar looking creeps. Panicking Billie grabbed a virtual pool stick and broke it over one's head. It snapped in two and she stood there in shock.

"Make a run for it B!" I ordered pushing her one way while I split the other jumping onto the pool table and jumping down on the other side.

~~~~~~~~~

It made itself apparently that though Qui-Gon Jinn had the vertical advantage, but that wasn't always the better thing. Finally becoming fed up with the little creature he had grabbed from going after the two insane girls, he drew his saber and the green aura blew to life. The little creature's eyes widened and it fled with a squeel.

A large male dug flew across the room from Obi-Wan's direction. Qui-Gon glanced at him but he was already going against the current of people towards the back.

The sound of glass breaking and wood snapping erupted from Mace's direction as he had to slam a large humanoid down on a table with the aide of the Force like Obi-Wan.

These two are becoming more of a problem by the minute.

~~~~~~~~~~

Billie:

I fled from Elli's side as she pushed me away heading for the stairs. As I ran up them a new flood of creeps came storming down. Letting out a screech, probably sounding like those two beavers on Angry Beavers, and ran back down the stairs dodging a swipe by another guy. Did they NEVER back off?! What did I do to deserve this?!

Blonde being me, I ran to a corner and they cut me off. Thinking quickly, though ditzily, I took up that stance that people do when they make fun of karate.

"Hoooowwwwaaa!" I coed.

"Move and I shall unleash a horrible fate apon you!" I said, trying desperately to keep my balance.

The creeps paused and glanced at eachother, then shrugged and charged.

"AHHHH!" I screamed dropping to a ball.

A funny snap-hiss sound made me think I was dead. But instead I heard more screams and feet running. Peeking out I barely got a glance at the Angel of Death before I was slung over someone's shoulder and could only see the people I was passing and whoever's back.

~~~~** Few Moments before**~~~~~~

Mace cringed at the scream. He really didn't like the sounds of screams in the first place, but this was incredibly high pitch and though he hated to admit it, but no one was going to kill that little blonde before he got a chance to!

Most of the attackers-to-be fled at the poweration of his saber and the others he just moved it towards them and they ran. He rolled his eyes looking at Blonde and depowered his saber quickly grabbing her and slinging her over his shoulder. He didn't need any more trouble out of her and this would minimize it.

Where ever the Red went, he didn't know.

~~~~~~~~~~

Elli:

I was starting to get dizzy from keeping the pool table between myself and the creepy guy. Suddenly he faked one way and turned the other. Wheeling around I ran the other way again and behind a round cock-tail table. He growled in frustration and followed me. Again the game of round about but with the round table it was much smaller and soon we just stopped and faked one way then the other, but neither of us really moved.

"Oh, hey, look!" I said pointing behind him. He was dumb enough to look and I shoved the table into his waist.

Running the other way I ran slam into something hard and fell back knocking a table over. Blinking I looked up at the Very large, Very freaky looking alien. He reached down to grab me and I let him pull me up. As he tried to turn me around I made use of the basket I had taken from the table that fell.

"Eat Peanut-like-thingies creep!" I yelled throwing them in his eyes. Apparently they were salty or something cause they really burned his eyes and he covered them crying out in surprise and pain.

The sound of sabers made me stop. Two of them at least had powered up. Man, they must be getting a little frustrated here. I screamed when someone jerked me back by my long hair, that I cursed at the moment. Spinning around I had barely gotten the blurry vision of Qui-Gon Jinn stepping infront of me.

"Duck." He ordered. I did so and the connection of fist to fishy flesh echoed practically rang out.

"Come on." Obi-Wan said grabbing me by the elbow and leading me through the emptying lounge.

"Wait! Where's Bi- my friend?!" I said looking back.

"Mace has her." Qui-Gon said from behind us.

"Uh-Oh." I murmured. "You don't happen to think this won't be taken into perspective when they're deciding on our death sentence?"

Obi-Wan looked at me questionably.

"It was a chance." I said shrugging.

Running outside they led me to a speeder with Mace in the pilot's seat.

"Hurry up, let's go." Mace said motioning for us to jump in. I plopped down next to Billie who had that wild, adrenaline powered, look. Before I knew it we were slammed into the seats and off through the traffic of Coruscant's EARLY morning life.

"Would you two mind explaining just what in Sith's Hell you were doing?!" Mace demanded.

Billie looked at me, "Sith's Hell?" She mouthed. I shook my head at her.

"Maybe it's about time we came out with some things,-" I said, then thought back really hard.

"Master Windu, Senior Council Member, who went through Padawan years with Qui-Gon Jinn who's had 3 padawans. The second named Xanatos, but he unfortunately turned to the darkside. The same Qui-Gon Jinn that didn't take another Padawan for years until the Force apparently brought Obi-Wan Kenobi to him. The Obi-Wan Kenobi that barely made it into apprenticehood because he was 4 weeks from his 13th birthday when he met Master Jinn who at first denied him padawanship to him one more than one occasion. After fate took over on Bandomeer bringing you both together once again with Qui-Gon's former Padawan, Xanatos within it all. Both lived through it, including Xanatos, and the famous Jinn-Kenobi Master/Padawan team was formed. Must I go on?" I ended taking a breath.

Billie and I jerked forward as the speeder shot out of traffic and to a stop. All three Jedi looked at us. We both gave meek smiles and shurged.

"Just who are you?" Qui-Gon asked quietly.

"That's a story…."

Tbc….

SORRY! *dodges any rotten fruits. Uses Billie as a shield* I know that chapter was rather boring and not as funny but everything that happened in it is going to start to tie in later. I'm starting to get a plot going here. Heheheh.

Review as always! Update pending!

Till Later,

Billie&Elli

P.S. Some of you are probably wondering why we always put Billie with Mace. Heheh. That's cause Samual L. Jackson isn't Billie's Favorite actor *sarcasium in the favorite there* She just has to remember that pay back's a bitch. Long story behind that. Heheh. Thought I'd fill everyone in on that. Thank ya for reading as always!