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Sorry again, but it was my fault we couldn't do personals this time. I forgot to set my alarm heh. I think what we're going to do it put all the personals in the last chapter..whenever that'll be…and keep up with everyone's names. Hope no one minds at all.
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Ch. 5 Different Reality
After painfully explaining every single detail about what WE thought happened for nearly a half hour while sitting in the motionless speeder I felt a little…what's the word I'm looking for? Exposed maybe? I glanced at Billie who had remained silent throughout the delima and she gave me a reassuring smile. I sighed and ended in,
"So we're not actually from this galaxy, time, or universe." The three Jedi didn't move and I got a little edgy. Even to my own ears the whole story sounded like a puddle full of crap, but it was True! They had to know that right?
After seemingly waiting an eternity Mace shifted to face us better.
"You're trying to tell us that you…jumped into a different reality somehow and you don't know how?"
"And that we're actually on a movie screen and a fiction story in whatever universe you're actually from?" Obi-Wan put in.
Billie and I glanced at eachother and nodded.
"That's the biggest load of bantha fodder I've ever heard. Do you really think we'd believe y-"
"Now hold on a minute Mace-" Qui-Gon never finished whatever he was going to say because suddenly blaster shots blew into the open cockpit speeder. Both Billie and I screamed in surprise, not to mention two of them came about 2 inches between us.
"Stay down!" The three Jedi ordered as we suddenly were thrown back into the seats again as we sped into traffic levels. I figured they very well couldn't ignite their sabers, A.) because it was a small area around them B.) Billie and I didn't know what we were going to do much less them knowing what we would do C.) Billie and I would have FLIPPED!
Sparing a glance behind two other speeders followed, apparently those guys back at the lounge didn't like us leaving the party earlier….frickers.
"Loose them in on coming traffic." Qui-Gon told Mace looking behind.
"IN WHAT?!" Billie and I shouted as suddenly the speeder dove down a level and went forward. Angry pilots yelled at us and veered away. Billie screamed covering her eyes with her arms…I kinda found it like a rollercoaster…just I wouldn't be able to sue if I fell out and broke my neck… *shrug*
"More company." Obi-Wan told the two Masters in the front as two more speeders flew around the side of the leveled traffic and cut in coming towards us.
Billie:
Great Baldy said something to Evil Long Hair but I couldn't hear over my screaming. I stopped and moved my arms but then two speeders got mixed up and nearly flew right into us! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
"ELLI!" I screamed burying my face in her shoulder. "I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!!"
"Gettin' a little close…don't you think??" Elli asked Great Baldy and Evil Long Hair in the front.
"That's the point." Obi-Wan said.
"Oh…Hmmm…Now's when I scream.." Elli said and took a breath joining me in the Phantom of the Screams.
"I can't concentrate with those two!" Great Baldy said to Evil Long Hair.
"Just don't kill us!" Evil Long Hair said seeming to get a little edgy.
"I'm trying!"
"To kill us?!" I shouted.
"Not To! But for you I'd make an exception!!" Great Baldy yelled back over the mad honks and shouts.
"Gee, don't I feel Flippin' special!!!!!!!" I hollared.
"Master Mace!!!" Obi-Wan yelled. As we were arguing apparently Great Baldy picked up speed and we were moving towards the creeps a little too fast. I felt like the time I was playing chicken on horses…The horse bucked me off before we got to eachother.
Suddenly a blast blew through the hood and a voice said, "Engine Malfunction. Power will Shut Down."
Buck bronco, buck…
"Lower us down!" Evil Long Hair demanded.
"I'm trying!!!!" Great Baldy told him.
"HEY, HEY! DO OR DO NOT!" Elli shouted over the wind and alarm beeps.
Even Obi-Wan laughed at that…It went over my head. I had no frickin' idea what she was talking about.
We dropped about 3 levels of traffic in just half a minute, still those guys followed! Maybe they just wanted to write Elli and I a contract with the Cha-Cha Slide. Blaster shots erupted again…Maybe not. AHHHH!
We got to the level just above the actual streets when the power went off.
"Uh-Oh." The three of us in the back said. In a blurry moment we dropped and hit the concrete below solidly…course Elli and I screaming the whole way. Geez, we were really going to need a Halles after this day.
We all just kind of froze there, that is until the blaster shots came raining again.
"Get out of the speeder." Evil Long Hair said jumping out his side. The rest of us followed suit and ran in separate directions. Obi-Wan and Evil Long Hair went to one side of the street, Great Baldy and Elli went to the other side and I took off like a chicken with my head cut off, cept I was still clucking…really loudly.
"Billie!" Elli called from somewhere. I paused and looked behind to find her but couldn't see her anywhere.
"Ell-" I didn't get to finish my call back because I was suddenly TACKLED down to the ground.
"Alright, that's 2 frinkin' times in less than 24 hours Elli! OFF!" I ordered but froze as I was jerked up by something that looked like a catfish and a…well..something furry mixed together.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Elli:
"I'm going to kill her!" I shouted as she ran one way, not towards me.
"Not before me I assure you." Mace growled.
"Billie!" I yelled seeing some fishy looking, hairy thing, running towards her. She paused but that's not what she needed to do. He TACKLED her!
"AHH! Go do something!" I told Mace pointing. (* Elli (me) is running from Billie OOS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*)
"Do NOT move from this spot until I get back!" He ordered. I nodded and he hurried towards Billie.
"Absolutely will NOT move." I assured myself.
"Don't run." A voice said and a hand landed on my shoulder. I glanced at the hand and saw that it something of snakish skin, and something smelled like fish. Screaming, boy I'm getting into the habit of that, I took off at a dead run.
"I said don't run!!!" The funky reptile creature yelled after me following.
Billie:
"Let go you Freak show!" I screamed beating on –it's- arm as –it- drug me through the street.-It- did nothing but glance back at me.
"You're gonna regret this!" I shouted. I really didn't know why he'd regret it, but you always heard people say that in the movies when they're being dragged around. Maybe I'd just annoy him until he let me go. That's it!
"You know there's a really nice Red Head Buffet over that way. 4 out of 5 consumers choose that over Blonde Feast." I said with a grin. He looked at me and I froze. And I thought Robbie out of 4th period was ugly!!!!
"Elli!!!!!!"
"Excuse me sir but where are you taking this girl?" AH! Great Baldy to the rescue! Crap, I was going to get bitched out after this I had a feeling. He liked to do that.
Big Ugly (heh, I'm getting used to this names) growled and kept moving.
"You don't want to take her anywhere. You should leave her with me." Great Baldy said. Yeah, right, like that was going to do a lot. Genius Great Baldy!
"I don't want to take her anywhere. I should leave her with you." Big Ugly said.
I blinked as he released my wrist.
"Freedom!!!" I shouted. Great Baldy glared.
"Doom…" I murmured following him.
Elli:
"Master Jinn! Help! Help is needed right about now!" I shouted seeing Qui-Gon walking through the crowd. He turned and I pointed backwards. He eyed me oddly and I hurried and hid behind him.
"I don't see anyone." He said, but his saber in hand.
"Right-" I blinked. No one was there. "He's..gone!" I said between breaths.
Suddenly I smelled fish again.
"Uh-Oh." I muttered turning.
AHHHH!!!! Get fish man away!!!! AHHH! Yuck! Do you have any idea the feeling of a scally hand on your wrist?! It's completely…messed up! Fish man just slung me over his shoulder!! AHH!
"Gone Fishin' Master Jinn!!!" I screamed bouncing with Fishy's stride down the sidewalk. He turned around as a crowd came up from a underground stairway.
"Yo'! Fish dude! Put me down!" I demanded beating on his back. I guess he decided that he didn't want to drag his catch along, but carry it like a ruck sack!
"Put me down!" Suddenly he slung me down onto my back.
"Ow! Fricker!" I snapped. "I said put me down, not throw me!"
"Shut up! Let me think." It said in this weird 3-D-ish voice. Suddenly he grabbed my wrists and looked them over then let me go again.
"Well, I'll be going that way while you think." I said pointing and scrambling up.
"No you don't!" It exclaimed and threw it's nasty arms around me in one of those backwards bear hugs dragging me back.
"Let go!!!!!!!" I ordered kicking as he lifted me off my feet and backing up towards an alley.
"Put me do- OBI-WAN KENOBI, GET OVER HERE!! DAMSAL IN DISTRESS NEEDS A SMALL FAVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled seeing Obi-Wan moving through the crowd. Apparently he heard my loud mouth cause he looked up.
Billie:
"Can't you two ever follow SIMPLE instructions?!" Great Baldy hollared as we came to where ever he was heading.
"Ask our 2nd period Science teacher last term before Elli and I blew out the window with a mixture of something, and you'll know." I told him. If looks could kill he would have killed me and disappated my body right then.
" --OBI-WAN KENOBI, GET OVER HERE!! DAMSAL IN DISTRESS NEEDS A SMALL FAVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I looked across the street at this.
"That's Elli!" I said already making my way over there.
"BLONDE!" Great Baldy shouted.
You know, I have blue eyes, but I think they can't see very well…The reason I say this you ask? Because I just ran smack into Evil Long Hair! Blinking I shook my head.
"Are you alright?" Evil Long Hair asked, he NEARLY looked like he was concerned! HA! What an actor.
"I just landed on concrete and I also just happened to hear my best friend screaming, DO YOU THINK I'M ALRIGHT?!" See, what did Elli tell you? When I decide I don't like someone, it usually sticks pretty solid like.
"Come on, I heard her too." He offered a hand. He pulled me up a foot taller than I was, I glared at him KNOWING he meant to do that. I landed and ran after him with Great Baldy taking up the rear. Hope no banana peels were around here…MWHAHAHAHAHA!!
Elli:
"URGH! I hate fish! LET ME GO!" I shouted kicking the air infront of me. Where was that Kenobi, I thought he was supposed to be like super fast or something?!
Suddenly some papers fluttered and turned over, cans rolled and before I knew it Fish Man had stopped. Blowing my hair, which I cursed…again, out of my face I grinned happily seeing Obi-Wan.
"What took you so long?!"
"Had to get a puppy out of the road." Obi-Wan said.
"Aww, how sweet. Do you think you would mind GETTING THIS FISH GUY TO LET ME GO?!" I shouted kicking again.
The snap hiss of a lightsaber was finally heard.
"This is none of your business Jedi." Fishy said, really fishy like. You know what I mean.
"Put her down." Obi-Wan said. All calm and collect…must I remind him that he wasn't the one in fishy's grasp!
Nothing happened. Are the crickets out again? Alright screw this damsal in distress crap, it's just not workin' for me. Time to open a bottle of Kick Ass. (*Doesn't do the can of woop ass, only the bottle of kick ass*…hehe) Alright Mr. Recktor's class of self defense was gonna come into play now! Hoooowwwwaaaa!!!!
While the cricket's chirped I threw my booted heel into Fishy's knee, hope he had a knee. Connect. Ouch, yeah, he definitely had a knee, or at least he used to. He dropped me and so I turned around and punched him in his wiggly little face.
"OW!!!" I yelled holding my fist in my other hand. "Your face bit me!!" I said kicking him as he was on the ground.
Obi-Wan grabbed me back. "No need to kick a guy when he's down." He said.
"He's not a guy, he's a fish!" I said getting away and kicking him again.
"Obi-Wan, is everything alright back here?" Qui-Gon called coming down the alley with Mace and Billie.
"Yeah, it's alright." Obi-Wan called back making sure I wouldn't kick Fishy again.
"Can we get out of here now?" Billie asked glancing at Fishy.
"Is he out?" Qui-Gon asked Obi-Wan.
"He damn well better be." I said flexing my hand and moved to kick him again but Obi-Wan stopped me.
"We'll have to walk back, we have no speeder and not enough credits." Qui-Gon told us.
"What do we do with him?" Obi-Wan asked.
We all looked at Fishy.
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So off we walked. Mace in the lead, Billie and I behind him and Obi-wan and Qui-Gon behind us levitating Fishy with us.
Tbc…
LOL! God, I'm sorry, but we were laughing writing that chapter, I don't know about you guys. Question now is where did the other people in the speeders go? And why didn't Fishy just kill me right there rather than try and run with me? It was the running of the Fishes!!! Just Kidding. Questions now! MWHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, too much coffee.
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Billie&Elli
