The Dating Game
Am: Welcome to Pointl-.... Uhm... The Dating Game! I'm your Hostess, Am- chan! This is the show where we take an eligble bachelor, or bachelorette, and introduce them to three other men or women. today's bachelorette, Nicki, my sister! Welcome to the show, Nicki!
Nicki: Ok. Bring in da men!
Am: Ok, first is bachelor number one. He likes to make fires, he is quiet, and he loves ravioli!
Bachelor1: ......
Am: Then there's bachelor number two! He's very quiet, he has an awesome tatoo, and he will always protect you if you choose him.
Audience: Awwwwww....
Bachelor2: ....Hi.
Am: Ok, bachelor number three describes himself as laid back, but he still has an xtreme side to him.
Bachelor3: Hi Nicki.
Am: Ok, ask away!
Nicki: Bachelor one, If I was in the hospital dying, how often would you bring me presents?
Bacherlor1: .........
Nicki: Uhm.. Bachelor 2... Where's your favourite place to be romantic?
Bachelor2: ...Uh.. Um, well... I guess at a nice restaraunt, or something...
Nicki: Ok, bachelor 3... How much of a "risk-taker" are you?
Bachelor3: Well, I guess I'm a pretty big risk taker. I mean, in what I do I have to be sort of extreme. I've toned it down a bit, but I still do a lot of high-risk manuvers.
Nicki: Uhm... Bachelor 1, What would you do for me if I was pregnant?
Bachelor1: .....ravioli.
Nicki: Bachelor 2... What's up wit dat?
Bachelor2: Uh... Um... I... don't know?
Nicki: Uhm Bachelor...3... What colour are your blinds?
Bachelor3: Blinds?.... Uh... Green.
Nicki: Yummy. Bachelor 1, truthfully... Are you gay?
Bachelor1: .....ravioli.
Nicki: Mmhm... Bachelor 2... What would you do for me if I had cancer?
Bachelor2:.... Well... I would make sure you had the best treatment for it.
Audience: Awwwwww.
Nicki: Bachelor 3... Are you single? For real?
Bachelor3: Am I single? ..... No. Why am I here?
Am: SH!
Bachelor3: What is this??
Nicki: Uhm... Bachelor 1... -
Bachelor3: Why am I tied up???!
Am: Don't make me get out the taser again, number 3!
Nicki: Time to play the game! Bachelor 1, what kind of movie is your favourite?
Bachelor1: ........action.
Am: !
Nicki: Aaaction. Bachelor 2... If I was to sing to you, what would you do?
Bachelor2: Listen.
Audience: Awwwww!
Am: Isn't that just loverly?
Nicki: Bachelor 3, How would you propose to me?
Bachelor3: I would do it in my own extreme way. Maybe during something like bungee jumping or something.
Nicki: Ok... My choice is... this is very hard... Bachelor two....
Am: Ok, bachelor two, reveal yourself!
Bachelor2: *comes out from behind the screen* Hi.
Am: It's.... *drum roll* BROCK LESNAR!
Brock: *shyly gives Nicki some flowers*
Audience: Awwww!
Nicki: I was going to say Bachelor 3... but the part where I asked what you'd do if I was dying with cancer... *teary-eyed*
Am: *pushes the screen away to reveal Jeff Hardy and Kane*
Jeff: *tied up* Can I go now?
Am: Not yet. I still need your signature on this paper stating you won't sue me for kidnapping you.
Kane: *raises his hands, then lowers them and fires break out in the audience*
Audience: AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kane: Ravioli.
Am: Yes, Kane. It's backstage.
Kane: *leaves*
Am: That was today's Dating Game! See you tomorrow!
Am: Welcome to Pointl-.... Uhm... The Dating Game! I'm your Hostess, Am- chan! This is the show where we take an eligble bachelor, or bachelorette, and introduce them to three other men or women. today's bachelorette, Nicki, my sister! Welcome to the show, Nicki!
Nicki: Ok. Bring in da men!
Am: Ok, first is bachelor number one. He likes to make fires, he is quiet, and he loves ravioli!
Bachelor1: ......
Am: Then there's bachelor number two! He's very quiet, he has an awesome tatoo, and he will always protect you if you choose him.
Audience: Awwwwww....
Bachelor2: ....Hi.
Am: Ok, bachelor number three describes himself as laid back, but he still has an xtreme side to him.
Bachelor3: Hi Nicki.
Am: Ok, ask away!
Nicki: Bachelor one, If I was in the hospital dying, how often would you bring me presents?
Bacherlor1: .........
Nicki: Uhm.. Bachelor 2... Where's your favourite place to be romantic?
Bachelor2: ...Uh.. Um, well... I guess at a nice restaraunt, or something...
Nicki: Ok, bachelor 3... How much of a "risk-taker" are you?
Bachelor3: Well, I guess I'm a pretty big risk taker. I mean, in what I do I have to be sort of extreme. I've toned it down a bit, but I still do a lot of high-risk manuvers.
Nicki: Uhm... Bachelor 1, What would you do for me if I was pregnant?
Bachelor1: .....ravioli.
Nicki: Bachelor 2... What's up wit dat?
Bachelor2: Uh... Um... I... don't know?
Nicki: Uhm Bachelor...3... What colour are your blinds?
Bachelor3: Blinds?.... Uh... Green.
Nicki: Yummy. Bachelor 1, truthfully... Are you gay?
Bachelor1: .....ravioli.
Nicki: Mmhm... Bachelor 2... What would you do for me if I had cancer?
Bachelor2:.... Well... I would make sure you had the best treatment for it.
Audience: Awwwwww.
Nicki: Bachelor 3... Are you single? For real?
Bachelor3: Am I single? ..... No. Why am I here?
Am: SH!
Bachelor3: What is this??
Nicki: Uhm... Bachelor 1... -
Bachelor3: Why am I tied up???!
Am: Don't make me get out the taser again, number 3!
Nicki: Time to play the game! Bachelor 1, what kind of movie is your favourite?
Bachelor1: ........action.
Am: !
Nicki: Aaaction. Bachelor 2... If I was to sing to you, what would you do?
Bachelor2: Listen.
Audience: Awwwww!
Am: Isn't that just loverly?
Nicki: Bachelor 3, How would you propose to me?
Bachelor3: I would do it in my own extreme way. Maybe during something like bungee jumping or something.
Nicki: Ok... My choice is... this is very hard... Bachelor two....
Am: Ok, bachelor two, reveal yourself!
Bachelor2: *comes out from behind the screen* Hi.
Am: It's.... *drum roll* BROCK LESNAR!
Brock: *shyly gives Nicki some flowers*
Audience: Awwww!
Nicki: I was going to say Bachelor 3... but the part where I asked what you'd do if I was dying with cancer... *teary-eyed*
Am: *pushes the screen away to reveal Jeff Hardy and Kane*
Jeff: *tied up* Can I go now?
Am: Not yet. I still need your signature on this paper stating you won't sue me for kidnapping you.
Kane: *raises his hands, then lowers them and fires break out in the audience*
Audience: AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kane: Ravioli.
Am: Yes, Kane. It's backstage.
Kane: *leaves*
Am: That was today's Dating Game! See you tomorrow!
