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This chapter is…interesting to say the least. We wrote it at night, which is our hyper time..heh. And we wrote it while listening to music, so that might have been dangerous. Beware, and happy reading! Again, thank you for the reviews!
P.S. Great Baldy is Mace Windu. Evil Long Hair is Qui-Gon Jinn. Braided One is Obi-Wan Kenobi. Heh, and I, Elli, am the one who knows about SW. Billie hasn't even seen the whole thing of Ep. I !!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you believe that?! I should strap her down and MAKE HER!! Lol. Enjoy again!
Ch. 7 Different Reality
"What?" I asked seeing Evil Long Hair sigh hardily.
"You're little red friend has seemed to get herself into a small amount of trouble." Evil Long Hair said looking at the traffic.
"Just a small amount? She can handle that." I said with a smile. Evil Long Hair and Great Baldy glared.
"Stop! Stop the transport!" Evil Long Hair called running, like an evil baboon, into the street waving his arms. The air-car thingy stopped just infront of him.
"Sir, I'm sorry but we have to borrow this transport."
"What?!" The bug eyed alien, Great Baldy, and I shouted.
"Jedi bussiness, any damage will be paid for." Evil Long Hair said opening the door and allowing Bug-Eye to step out.
"It will?" Great Baldy asked, never the less escorting me into the transport.
"Yep. Thank you sir." Evil Long Hair said giving Bug-Eye a hand, or hand and claw, shake over the side before we were slammed into our seats as we sped off into the air.
Elli:
After closing my eyes so tight I thought they'd shot to the back of my head I finally opened them again when the chain shook again. Looking down I saw Obi-Wan, WAS HE CRAZY?! Creepy was climb up faster now.
"YOU'RE INSANE!" I screamed down at him trying to kick Creepy away.
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT US UP HERE!" Obi-Wan shot back.
"HEY BUDDY! I GOT MYSELF UP HERE, YOU CAME ON YOUR OWN ACCOUNT!" I retorted.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO LET GO OF THIS AND LEAVE YOU HERE?!"
"YEAH, SURE, PLUMIT TO YOUR DEATH KENOBI! THAT'D BE SMART! NOT! THIS WAS A ONE WAY EXPEDITION!" I shouted. Suddenly I lost my grip trying to get Creepy off my feet and I dropped down, but dumb ass Creepy hung onto my foot and the chain.
Screaming at the top of my lungs, or maybe it would be the bottom cause I was upside down. *Shrug* At any rate, to say it simply, I was screaming…really loudly.
"WOULD YOU MIND NOT SCREAMING IN MY EAR?!" Obi-Wan yelled so I could hear him over my panic state.
"IF YOU DON'T MIND GETTING ME OFF THIS THING!!!" I screamed.
After a moment, seeming to be in thought, Kenobi grabbed me by both arms, totally letting go of the chain itself making both of us rip through the air…screaming of course…or maybe that was just me.
Billie:
"What is that noise?" I asked looking around.
"It's the cry of a totally annoying, completely blood boiling,-"
The noise suddenly hightened and then there was a shift in the transport and a 'hmph!'..then again the AHHHHHHHHHHH!
"..insane person." Great Baldy finished turning in his seat to clamp a hand over Elli's mouth. She froze looking at him. He caustiously extracted his hand and Elli shifted.
"OW! I am NOT a pillow!" Obi-Wan said, being squashed below her in the space between the back seat and the front seats.
"I don't know, you look comfy Braided One." I said turning to look at them as Elli looked as though she was going to go into shock.
"That's not funny." Great Baldy told me.
"I thought it was." I shot back with a grin.
"Are you two alright?" Evil Long Hair asked glancing back.
"I'm alright." Braided One said moving to get actually ON the back seat.
"F-Fine. I'm never base jumping again." Elli said.
"AWW!" I complained but didn't press it for the time being.
"So! Now where to?" I asked cheerfully.
"The Temple!" Great Baldy said firmly.
"No fun." I said crossing my arms and looking forward again. I heard something else hit the back seat and looked back, Elli had completely passed out! She was slumped against Braided One in black out territory.
"Seems she's not as versatile as she used to be." I said. Great Baldy and Evil Long Hair glared at me and I shrank in my seat.
***** Bout Noon Our Time *****
Elli:
"WAKE UP!" Was all I heard before I was suddenly over turned and on the ground. Blinking hard I looked at three different Billie's…oh God, my worst nightmare had come true…
"It's about frickin' time!" Billie said leaning over me. "You've been out in the black land for nearly 8 hours! We thought you went coma tose!"
"Huh?" I asked confused but sitting up anyway.
"Forget it. How many fingers am I holding up?" She asked holding different fingers up at random.
I glared and she giggled helping me up.
"So, Elli, dear friend, while you're back with the living you think that maybe, just that there may be a chance, that you could start figuring out HOW TO GET US OUT OF HERE?!" I winced as she screamed the last part.
"Girls, keep it quiet." Qui-Gon said looking in the door.
"Where are we?" I asked.
"In Evil Long Hair's and Braided One's quarters. Great Baldy didn't want it to be known throughout the Temple that we had…a night out." Billie said tilting her head as she had to think back.
I shook my head and suddenly she dragged me to a desk and sat me down. Infront of me was the watch, my nemisis, glaring at me.
"Home. Now." Billie told me pointing.
I sighed and said, "Get me a piece of paper, pencil, and a calculater."
"R-Right away b-boss!" Billie exagerated. I snatched the materials from her giving her one of my looks, you know the shut-up-or-I'm-not-even-going-to-think-of-getting-us-off-this-planet-and-I'll-let-Great-Baldy-kill-you, looks.
Billie: ***Four Hours Later***
"Victory is MINE!" Evil Long Hair, Braided One, and I looked up at the closed door from which the scream came. My hopes brightened as the door opened and a crazy scientist looking Elli came out.
"I've GOT IT!" She exclaimed.
"YAY!" I shouted and we started jumping up and down like mini kangaroos. Evil Long Hair watched us with his hand bracing his head on the chair.
"It's simple! All we had to do was reverse the cycle! Just like with that one movie..uh..What Women Want. When he got struck by lightning again he lost his little gift/curse. If we crash again, at the same exact time, and event then we should be able to get back."
I looked at her and blinked. "You've lost it." I said walking away.
"No! I haven't! This is the way home!" She said following me.
"You're telling me I have to crash us again?!" I said turning. Braided One looked as though he was going to burst out laughing from Elli's little Mad Scientist routine.
"Exactly!" She told me.
"You're nuts!"
"I'm genius!" She corrected.
"Are you sure this would even work?" Evil Long Hair asked.
"Well..not a 100% certain but it's the best shot we've got." Elli said to him.
"Not a 100%.." I murmured.
"What do you have to do?" Braided One asked.
"All we have to do is time the exact moment of which we crashed and we should be shot back into our reality." She said.
"We don't even know what the exact moment was!"
"Sure we do. It was exactly 7:39 cause we were late by 4 minutes. I saw it when I was trying to get the spider off of you." Elli said.
"You're a disturbed individual." I told her blankly.
"I back that up." Braided One said.
"Watch it Braid Boy otherwise I'll leave her here with you." Elli said pointing at me.
"Hey, I'm offended by that!" I exclaimed.
"Will it work?" Evil Long Hair said tiredly.
"Might, might not, best thing for you to do is wish we actually do crash and burn to death so we don't stay here." She said cheerfully. I thought I was going to vomit…or in my phase, relive my last meal in a sour way.
"I'm up for it." Great Baldy said having heard the conversation from somewhere off in the kitchen.
I glared at him and he grinned mockingly. Oh God! NO! We've changed positions!
"Elli, get me out of here!" I screamed launching myself over the couch towards her. She moved and I landed on the ground.
"What a pal, what a pal." I grunted feeling that I wouldn't be able to move for the next few minutes.
"At any rate, we have exactly.." Elli looked at the watch, " 3 hours left."
"Boy! What we could do in three hours!" I said suddenly jumping back up.
"NO! You're staying in here!" Great Baldy demanded. Ah, there we go. Back to the way things should be.
Elli and I looked at eachother and winked.
"Sure, Master Great Baldy." We both said. Evil Long Hair and Braided One looked at eachother…be afraid…be very afraid!
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"So, what do you do for fun around here?" I asked Braided One as we walked down the corridors…freely mind you. Evil Long Hair had convinced Great Baldy to let us out and about until we left…as long as we didn't cause any riots…or started screaming and running down the corridors. But hey, that left a whole nother world left to do out there!
"The in Temple evening tavern, sorta not, is open." Braided One said, pointing back to the two wide door we had just passed.
"Sorta not?" I asked.
"It's said a tavern but it's not really cause apprentice's are allowed inside,
but the fear of what would happen if we ever tried to buy a drink keeps us away
from the light bar." Braided One told me.
"Oh, how dull. Where's the adventure in your life?" I said.
"Adventure is plentiful here." Braided One said.
"Trust him on that Billie." Elli told me.
"Ah. So what do you do at the tavern?"
"Uh…usually I meet some friends there…some poor shmos have to get up on the entertainment stage and do some sort of karaoke after losing a dare, game, or a hundred other things."
"Karaoke?" Elli asked.
"Oh, you've done it now." I murmured to Braided One. He looked at me in question.
"You've unleashed madness…" I said as suddenly Elli jerked us both backwards back towards the 'tavern, sorta not'.
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"No! Absolutely not!" I told her as Elli tried to drag me towards the stage.
"Come on, it was fun last time!" She said.
"Look what happened last time! We were nearly murdered! More than ONCE!" I reminded her.
"One last time..we'll be leaving soon.." She said then turned me back towards all the Jedi in the tavern, sorta not. "Look at them. Are you going to make them suffer the means of boredom and a whole life without the chacha?"
I sighed, "That's a sin…" I whined.
"NO!" I exclaimed catching myself before I crashed and burned.
"Billie…look at 'em. They're just waiting for someone to let them have some fun.."
"…OOOOO! I Don't Want to…"
"But you will anyway won't you?" Elli asked as if she were trying to persuade the principal into not giving us detention for the millionth time.
"…Yyyyyeeeesssss…." I whined.
"Good!" Elli chirped dragging me on stage.
"Hey people!" She said into the mic. I, as was becoming routine, went to the dj droid. "Anyone want to have fun?"
Crickets arrived again…hmm…
"Fun, I am willing to have." The troll guy from that circle of weird people said hobbling out onto the tile dance floor. Elli and I glanced at eachother.
"Ok! Rest of you join in as you see it." Elli said with a smile…Good God, the music started…
"Alright, we'll go like this…two steps back, to the right by three, take it up by one…" I grimaced realizing what was next as the little troll and I did the cha-cha on the middle of the dance floor.
"Let's take it real slow…now how low can you go?..Can you go down low?"
Elli:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes! Holy crap of meritoit! Master Yoda just was NOT supposed to do this stuff. Thankfully, as he 'went down low'…More people joined into the cha-cha and my eyes were semi-spared.
"Do the chacha now!"
Oh for the love of all things sacred!
"Do the cha-cha, I am." Yoda said with his funny little chuckle. Why me? Why ME?!
Poor Billie was right next to him though. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Jump forward now, one, two, three!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My own suffering was nothing to Billie's. Mwhahahahahaha!
"Now let's see if you can shake your thang! Shake it baby!"
Billie:
FOR PETE'S SAKE! WHY?! What have I done so wrong?!?!?! Troll man was ah…'shakin' his…uh..thang' right next to me! Now all around me these funky looking creatures were 'shaking their thang' as well! I was in a shaking thang sandwhich as the crowd became more and more dense. The whole Tavern, sorta not, was shaking their thang!
Elli:
Ooooo, wonder where Braided One is….!
Billie:
This is just unfair…
"Do the chacha now!"
NO! Elli stop this madness!
"Take it back by three! Front by four! Jump, one, two, three!"
SOB! SOB,SOB, SOB, SOB, SOB, SOB, SOB, BOB…hey, where'd that come from…?
"That's it!" I shouted cutting through the crowd and getting to the dj droid.
"Something fast there Skipper." I told him.
The cha-cha abrutly stopped and some music I could get going to came on..ahahahaha!
Elli:
Uh-Oh, we're in for it now. A different song came on, oddly enough it sounded like J. Lo's Let's Get Loud. Did that mean she was an alien?? I never did like her much..however, I did like the song. Lime please!
Billie was loosening up…she was a very…quick dancer. She made a lot of people stop in any teen club we went to. This should be interesting. The fact that it was something of salsa'ie', made it all the worse. We were forced to take a salsa class in early 10th grade as punishment for a small tip over in the library..to this day I still tell them it wasn't us…it was the polar bear we were chasing. It ran right into the book shelf and it tipped over! And the one after that…and the one after that…and the one after that…and..well, you get the picture. But it wasn't us! *cough cough*
Ignoring the parts in spanish,..what? My spanish teacher didn't teach me anything…I was busy flirting with Ryan McCluin. Heheh. Anyhew, I skipped onto the ENGLISH part…I kick ass in english…no matter who I flirt with in the mean time lol.
" Let's get loud! Let's get loud! Turn the music up, now let's do it! Come on people, let's get loud! Let's get loud! Turn that music up, gotta hear that sound!"
Billie…continued into her dancing. Many people looked at her in surprise..probably wondering how a person could move like that! To my own surprise I joined her steps beside her with the protable mic. Thank GOD! People started joining in! AHAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS MINE!...er, OUR'S!
"You gotta live it on the edge, you gotta taste it!" Fav part there. Eheheh.
Oh dear…Yoda's getting into it. AHH! Hehheheheheh, he's stirring the part to this song! With his gimmer stick! Oh my! Oh me, oh my, I'm going to start laughing!
Ooo, good part! 3: 36 seconds in! LOL!
Uh-oh,…Great Baldy just walked in…ummm…
"Join dance you will Master Mace!" Yoda called. Great Baldy looked across the moving room with very angry looking eyes. Maybe he should start in anger mangement classes like Billie said…heheh.
AH! Found Braided One! Mwhahaahah! Gosh, I really learned something in Mr. Nirkiri's classes! I rule! I looked over at Billie. Dang, she was certainly showing these people up! This was so funny! Looking to Master Yoda again he was saying…Oh dear, he was saying, "You gotta groove it! Groove it you must!" Heh, I think I'm making Braided One a bit nervous. I wonder if this should be rated PG-13?....
Billie:
I was laughing my ass off! These people had no rhythm what so ever! Not to this anyway. I looked over at Elli, uh-oh. Heh, she was bringing out the 'Chris Moves' as we called them. The only time she really got into dancing like I do was with this guy Chris on a cruise we went on. She was making and breakin' them with Braided One. I don't think he knows what to do…AHAHAHAHA!
Oo, Great Baldy was just pulled into the tide. He'll drown for sure. He doesn't look happy. Not good for me…Gradually I started syching (Our term for dancing while trying to move away heh) to the other side of the room.
Song's almost over. Troll Chucky was really gettin' going now…this was getting disturbing…
Finally the last line came into play.
"Ain't nobody gotta tell ya, what ya gotta do no more!" As always Elli and I coed out at the end of the song. We did it every time after she sang. It was habit. What was funny was the rest of the people joined in like it was what was supposed to happen. That was frickin' hilarious!
"BLONDE! RED!"
Crap…
Tbc….
Only like one more chapter left! Heheheheh! Probably be kinda short. I know this one was long. Was it even worth it? You tell me! We had fun writing it, but then again we were also listening to the song and dancing as we wrote…so if any typos sorry lol!
Hope you enjoyed, and as always REVIEW! Update pending!
Till later,
Billie&Elli
