The Dating Game

Nicki: Hello, and welcome to The Dating Game! I'm your host, Roger Lodge(C)! Errrr... Nicki! Today's bachelorette, my sister! Amanda!

Am: It's a puh-leasure to be here! Hy-uck!

Nicki: Bachelor 1 says he's God's gift to women! He wants to prove it.

Bachelor1: Hey!

Nicki: Bachelor 2 is an O...OLAY! Olay olay olay olaaa... He says he's great and people love him!

Bachelor2: Hi.

Nicki: Bachelor 3 loves to joke around. He's lookin for a good time... with love... nothing naughty! GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!

Audience: Hahahaha!

Bachelor3: Yo.

Am: Bachelor 1. If I brought you home a thong or some such thing, would you wear it?

Bachelor1: Only if you would wear a thong too.

Am:... Right, ok. Bachelor 2. What are your favorite colors?

Bachelor2: Everybody knows that!

Am: Answer!

Bachelor2: Red.

Am: White and blue. Yeah. Bachelor 3. If I fell out of a tree and broke my arms, would you brush my hair for me?

Bachelor3: Yes...I'd wash it for you too.

Audience: Awwww!

Am: That's very sweet, bachelor 3. Bachelor 1, what's your idea of a good time?

Bachelor1: Well...uhm... Making out?

Am: ..... Bachelor 2, when you do something right, how do you let people know you are proud of yourself?

Bachelor2: I tell them!

Bachelor3: Over and over again!

Am: *giggles* Bachelor 3, if we went to a club, or something, and some men tried to hurt me, what would you do?

Bachelor3: I'd kick their asses!

Audience: Awwwwww...

Am: Bachelor 1, if I broke up with you, would you win me back? If yes, then how?

Bachelor1: Yes. I'm very charming.

Am: Yeah, I'm sure. Bachelor 2, what is your best feature?

Bachelor2: My full head of hair!

Am: *starts laughing hysterically*

Bachelor3: *Laughing*

Am: *through laughter* Bachelor 3, what is your greatest fear?

Bachelor3: Losing someone I love.

Audience: Awwwwww....

Am: Bachelor 1. What is your best feature?

Bachelor1: I'm very strong.

Am: I see... Bachelor 2. If someone told you I was dying, and you were in the middle of a title match, what would you do?

Bachelor2: I'd get my title!

Am: *sneers* Bachelor 3, same question.

Bachelor3: I'd leave and stay with you and try to get you really good help.

Audience: Awwwwww....

Nicki: Who is your choice???

Am: Bachelor 3, no competition.

Nicki: Come on out Bachelor3!

Bachelor3: *walks out and it's....*

Nicki: It's!!!! *drum roll* EDGE!

Edge: *hugs Am*

Audience: Awwwwwwww....

Am: *crying* You're so sweet!

Nicki: *pushes the screen away to reveal : Bachelor 1- Jericho and Bachelor 2- Kurt Angle* Yayayayaaaaaaa!

Edge: Bye.

Nicki: Thanks for coming or watching The Dating Game! *skips off with Brock Lesnar*