The Dating Game
Nicki: Hello, and welcome to The Dating Game! I'm your host, Roger Lodge(C)! Errrr... Nicki! Today's bachelorette, my sister! Amanda!
Am: It's a puh-leasure to be here! Hy-uck!
Nicki: Bachelor 1 says he's God's gift to women! He wants to prove it.
Bachelor1: Hey!
Nicki: Bachelor 2 is an O...OLAY! Olay olay olay olaaa... He says he's great and people love him!
Bachelor2: Hi.
Nicki: Bachelor 3 loves to joke around. He's lookin for a good time... with love... nothing naughty! GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!
Audience: Hahahaha!
Bachelor3: Yo.
Am: Bachelor 1. If I brought you home a thong or some such thing, would you wear it?
Bachelor1: Only if you would wear a thong too.
Am:... Right, ok. Bachelor 2. What are your favorite colors?
Bachelor2: Everybody knows that!
Am: Answer!
Bachelor2: Red.
Am: White and blue. Yeah. Bachelor 3. If I fell out of a tree and broke my arms, would you brush my hair for me?
Bachelor3: Yes...I'd wash it for you too.
Audience: Awwww!
Am: That's very sweet, bachelor 3. Bachelor 1, what's your idea of a good time?
Bachelor1: Well...uhm... Making out?
Am: ..... Bachelor 2, when you do something right, how do you let people know you are proud of yourself?
Bachelor2: I tell them!
Bachelor3: Over and over again!
Am: *giggles* Bachelor 3, if we went to a club, or something, and some men tried to hurt me, what would you do?
Bachelor3: I'd kick their asses!
Audience: Awwwwww...
Am: Bachelor 1, if I broke up with you, would you win me back? If yes, then how?
Bachelor1: Yes. I'm very charming.
Am: Yeah, I'm sure. Bachelor 2, what is your best feature?
Bachelor2: My full head of hair!
Am: *starts laughing hysterically*
Bachelor3: *Laughing*
Am: *through laughter* Bachelor 3, what is your greatest fear?
Bachelor3: Losing someone I love.
Audience: Awwwwww....
Am: Bachelor 1. What is your best feature?
Bachelor1: I'm very strong.
Am: I see... Bachelor 2. If someone told you I was dying, and you were in the middle of a title match, what would you do?
Bachelor2: I'd get my title!
Am: *sneers* Bachelor 3, same question.
Bachelor3: I'd leave and stay with you and try to get you really good help.
Audience: Awwwwww....
Nicki: Who is your choice???
Am: Bachelor 3, no competition.
Nicki: Come on out Bachelor3!
Bachelor3: *walks out and it's....*
Nicki: It's!!!! *drum roll* EDGE!
Edge: *hugs Am*
Audience: Awwwwwwww....
Am: *crying* You're so sweet!
Nicki: *pushes the screen away to reveal : Bachelor 1- Jericho and Bachelor 2- Kurt Angle* Yayayayaaaaaaa!
Edge: Bye.
Nicki: Thanks for coming or watching The Dating Game! *skips off with Brock Lesnar*
Nicki: Hello, and welcome to The Dating Game! I'm your host, Roger Lodge(C)! Errrr... Nicki! Today's bachelorette, my sister! Amanda!
Am: It's a puh-leasure to be here! Hy-uck!
Nicki: Bachelor 1 says he's God's gift to women! He wants to prove it.
Bachelor1: Hey!
Nicki: Bachelor 2 is an O...OLAY! Olay olay olay olaaa... He says he's great and people love him!
Bachelor2: Hi.
Nicki: Bachelor 3 loves to joke around. He's lookin for a good time... with love... nothing naughty! GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!
Audience: Hahahaha!
Bachelor3: Yo.
Am: Bachelor 1. If I brought you home a thong or some such thing, would you wear it?
Bachelor1: Only if you would wear a thong too.
Am:... Right, ok. Bachelor 2. What are your favorite colors?
Bachelor2: Everybody knows that!
Am: Answer!
Bachelor2: Red.
Am: White and blue. Yeah. Bachelor 3. If I fell out of a tree and broke my arms, would you brush my hair for me?
Bachelor3: Yes...I'd wash it for you too.
Audience: Awwww!
Am: That's very sweet, bachelor 3. Bachelor 1, what's your idea of a good time?
Bachelor1: Well...uhm... Making out?
Am: ..... Bachelor 2, when you do something right, how do you let people know you are proud of yourself?
Bachelor2: I tell them!
Bachelor3: Over and over again!
Am: *giggles* Bachelor 3, if we went to a club, or something, and some men tried to hurt me, what would you do?
Bachelor3: I'd kick their asses!
Audience: Awwwwww...
Am: Bachelor 1, if I broke up with you, would you win me back? If yes, then how?
Bachelor1: Yes. I'm very charming.
Am: Yeah, I'm sure. Bachelor 2, what is your best feature?
Bachelor2: My full head of hair!
Am: *starts laughing hysterically*
Bachelor3: *Laughing*
Am: *through laughter* Bachelor 3, what is your greatest fear?
Bachelor3: Losing someone I love.
Audience: Awwwwww....
Am: Bachelor 1. What is your best feature?
Bachelor1: I'm very strong.
Am: I see... Bachelor 2. If someone told you I was dying, and you were in the middle of a title match, what would you do?
Bachelor2: I'd get my title!
Am: *sneers* Bachelor 3, same question.
Bachelor3: I'd leave and stay with you and try to get you really good help.
Audience: Awwwwww....
Nicki: Who is your choice???
Am: Bachelor 3, no competition.
Nicki: Come on out Bachelor3!
Bachelor3: *walks out and it's....*
Nicki: It's!!!! *drum roll* EDGE!
Edge: *hugs Am*
Audience: Awwwwwwww....
Am: *crying* You're so sweet!
Nicki: *pushes the screen away to reveal : Bachelor 1- Jericho and Bachelor 2- Kurt Angle* Yayayayaaaaaaa!
Edge: Bye.
Nicki: Thanks for coming or watching The Dating Game! *skips off with Brock Lesnar*
