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This chapter has like nothing all that funny in it at all compared to the others, and it's not all that long either, but we had to hurry with it in like 15 minutes cause we have a flight to catch by morning.  We'll have internet access in case anyone, you know, wants a sequel or anything. Just in case lol. The first scene is based on the time that Billie and I made the library into a life size domino set. LOL!

Enjoy! Even if it isn't all that funny. Happy Reading!

Ch. 8 Different Reality

Elli and I locked eyes across the room…and bolted.

"Get back here!" Great Baldy boomed.

"Go faster!" Elli ordered as we ran through the dance floor. We came to a door and quickly went inside. We both froze looking around, it was our worst nightmare…A kitchen!!! The two of us and kitchens just didn't mix well.

Footsteps were outside.

"Run." I said going one way as Elli went the other.

From my hiding place behind a counter I looked at Great Baldy and Braided One as they burst in. "Now where'd they go?" Braided One asked.

"They're going to go out the window in a minute." Great Baldy said lowly as they split up around the kitchen.

Uh-Oh…Great Baldy is nearing…Ummm..

"Hikui!" I shouted putting a pan on his head while he wasn't looking then beating it 5 times and ran like hell…still with my metal spoon. I could just imagine how everything shook in that pan. Lol!

I grabbed Elli out of her hiding spot as I ran, she was behind an island with a wooden spoon in her hand.

"Wait!" Braided One shouted but we ran never-the-less.

"Billie, why are we running again?" Elli asked as we rushed down the corridor.

"Because they're going to eat us if Great Baldy catches us after that little episode."

"I'm not the one who put a pan over his head and hit it with a spoon!" Elli cried as I dragged her down a flight of stairs.

"But you are the one who insisted on the Cha-Cha slide!" I replied. Again we froze coming down the stairs. We were in a library…AHHHH! For me anyway, Elli was probably in heaven…*shudders*

"They're going to get it! If I catch them-"

"Time to go." I said running after hearing Great Baldy explaining just what he was going to do to us. No matter how much I enjoyed hearing about the type of torture I was about to be put through if I didn't run, I decided to take off before the demonstration. Elli and I ran down a aisle then down another one. Some Jedi was looking at us as we came out the next one and Elli suddenly back tracked and pretended like she was looking at the..uh..are these books or what?

"Look like you're doing something constructive." She told me.

"Me?" I whispered but quickly took it up.

We heard Great Baldy and Braided One ask a few people if two girls had just come through. Most of them said no, a few yes but they didn't know where we went. Hehehheh, we're safe now!

"Girls, what are you doing here?"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Elli and I screamed as a hand landed on both our shoulders. Without thinking we bolted forward and ran flat into the shelf. It tipped back and forth and Elli and I grimaced. Painfully slow it leaned one way and crashed into the next one…and the one after that…and the one after that…and the one after that…and so on and so forth.

Evil Long Hair blinked looking around the library that looked like a domino course.

"What in Sith's Name Are You two doing?!" Great Baldy shouted from the other side.

"Master Great Baldy, Shhh…This is a library." I whispered. He suddenly ran at us and I hid behind Elli, who hid behind Evil Long Hair.

"Calm down Mace." Evil Long Hair said.

"Anger mangement!" I told him. Elli then slapped a hand over my mouth.

"What were you two thinking running from us?" Braided One asked.

"Uh..we were…Chasing a polar bear!" Elli exclaimed. Even my eyes widened at that.

"They're dangerous you know…We were only looking out for the Temple's best interest." She added quickly.

"What is a polar bear?" Braided One asked.

"Oh, it's this…little reptile thing that goes around and bites people and then they die…bad little bugger." I said. Elli glared at me.

"Red?"

"Yep, sure is. And there was one here, but he's squished now under the shelves I'm sure." Elli said.

"Well, find it.."

"Uh…They disappear when they die. Just, "poof!" they're gone!" I said.

" 'Poof!'?" Evil Long Hair questioned.

We nodded.

"Then why in the Universe did you put a pan over my head, than rang it like a bell!" Great Baldy shouted.

"It's a classic way to kill Polar Bears. I thought you were a polar bear…" I told him, steadily using Elli as a shield.

" Trouble, are we having here? Hmm?" Troll Chucky asked from the other side of the fallen shelves.

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Evil Long Hair had to leave for some reason…which left Elli and I without a 6 foot something shield…So after an extentsive amount of explaining just why we thought the 'Cha-Cha Slide' would benefit anyone within the tavern sorta not, Elli and I got our asses saved by Troll Chucky as we walked out of the library.

"Done nothing wrong, have they. A bit of fun would benefit us all, I think." He said poking Great Baldy with the tip of his stick. I grinned at Great Baldy and he was powerless to do anything about it.

"See, listen to Tr-"

"Master Yoda." Elli cut in giving me a look. The one that said, Don't-call-him-Troll-Chucky-cause-he-could-kick-our-asses. That one.

Great Baldy groaned rubbing his eyes. "This is rediculas." He murmured.

"Why Great Baldy, I'm hurt. You're not going to miss us?" I asked pretending to be offended.

He took a step towards me but I stepped behind Troll Chucky and pointed at him. "Watch it buddy, I've got him on my side now." I told him.

Braided One tried not to laugh but failed allowing a little peep of laughter out.

"The reason I came in into the tavern," "Sorta not." Elli and I added quickly.

"..was to come and get you two. You have exactly.." He looked at the time. " 15 minutes now after all this arguing, before you have to crash yourselves."

Troll Chucky made a little noise but Elli and I shrugged. "Alright, where to?"

"Come with me." Great Baldy said turning. We waved to the people in the tavern when we passed it. Great Baldy glared…and I grinned. I had 15 minutes left. I could handle it. …Right?

"May the Force be with you." Yoda said. I signaled the peace sign to him.

Braided One joined us as we walked behind Great Baldy. After going down a few levels we entered something that looked like a garage.

"Wow, got your own collection here don't ya?" I asked. Elli giggled next to me as we rounded a corner. Evil Long Hair turned around.

"I thought you'd gotten lost." He said with a chuckle.

"Close to it." Great Baldy said.

Silence stood for a little bit then Braided One asked.

"What will they be taking?"

"The speeder we 'borrowed'." Evil Long Hair said.

"They are?!" Great Baldy exclaimed.

"It's the only one we could spare." Evil Long Hair said.

Great Baldy grumbled something I could understand. Probably censored somehow…heh.

"Well…I suppose we should just go now before something else keeps us..busy." Elli said. Was that disappointment in her voice? Oh no…no sappy stuff…NO!

"Don't get into too much trouble where ever you're really from." Braided One said with a small smile. Elli and I glanced at eachother and laughed.

"Ack, that just wouldn't be us." Elli told him. "Stay safe." She said hugging him, then Evil Long Hair, then on to Great Baldy. I smiled hugging Braided One, then Evil Long Hair. I paused at Great Baldy.

"Oh, come on Great Baldy. You know you're going to miss me." I said holding my arms out. He eyed me and didn't move. So instead I just kinda latched onto him giving him a good ol' hug.

"Don't be too upset." I told him patting his back.

"Let's go. You have to drive I believe." Elli told me walking towards the speeder.

"Right. Bye guys, don't forget us too quickly!" I said with a wave jogging to one side of the speeder.

"Trust me, that will be the problem." Great Baldy said. Evil Long Hair jabbed him with his elbow.

"Kidding." Great Baldy muttered.

I started the funky looking speeder and wondered if we'd crash too early, and not on purpose.

"Bye!" Elli called over me.

"Oh, good God, keep it down." I said wiggling my finger in my ear as we left the garage in about two seconds.

"So how much time do we have left?" I asked.

Elli looked at the watch. "Exactly 5 minutes." She said.

We looked at the world around us. So different. So not home. I glanced at Elli, maybe not home for me…I smiled.
"So, now what's your theory?" Her very voiced opnion was that in galaxies so very far from ours, there were other people. Other ways. Other reasons.

She smiled and looked at me. "My theory is proven." She said.

I laughed. Suddenly she got this really weird look in her eyes.

"Oh shit. Turn around." She said looking back.

"What? No, why?" I said tightening my grip on the controls.

"I didn't tell them. I didn't warn them!" She said panicked like.

"Warn them of what?" I asked swerving away from a building.

"Of what's going to happen! Bad, bad things are going to happen if we don't go back! Go back!"

"AHH! Alright!" I turned us sharply back towards the temple. Angry pilots yelled at us and I just screamed. Elli was too..far into her world, to notice.

"No! Shit, we have 1 minute left!" Elli looked like she was scared. This was getting strange. "Why didn't I think of this before?!"

"I don't know! Why are you asking me?!" I cried weaving through the traffic.

"Hurry!"

"AHHHH!" I screamed swerving away from a big speeder. Back into the main stream I had a death grip on the steering.

"Elli, we have less than a minute left. How in the world would you be able to explain everything you know to them by the time we get back?" I asked. Wow, I had turned into the logical one. Uh-Oh, the world is coming to an end.

She went quiet. "We can do this again tomorrow."

"What if there is no tomorrow?" I asked. "What if this is our only chance?!"

"We have to go back!" She ordered. "Look, there they are!" She pointed. The three were out on a balcony making sure what was supposed to happen happened.

"What are you doing?!" Evil Long Hair called.

"I have to tell you! I have to tell you what happens!" Elli shouted back.

"Elli.." I murmured.

"There'll be a boy. Years from now. A boy, his name is-"

"Elli!" I shouted as suddenly we were rammed into by a huge speeder transport.

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My eyes snapped open and I looked at Elli next to me. We were in the car…the front of it was practically smashed in by the light pole. Elli's eyes opened a lot slower than mine.

"Elli?"

"We have to go back." She said quietly.

"What?" I asked.

"We have to go back. We can't let things happen like they do in the movies. We can't let them die." She replied.

I looked at her surprised. "Did you hit your head a little hard there?"

"Billie." She said seriously. Elli was never serious when it was just the two of us.

"We have to go back?" I asked meekly.

"We have to go back." She told me holding the watch in her hand.

"Well…I guess Great Baldy will be able to get me back for that."

"For what?" Elli asked.

I looked at her and sighed.

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"What do you think she was going to tell us?" Obi-Wan asked.

"I don't know. But whatever it was, it wasn't meant to be said." Qui-Gon replied as they turned back inside.

"Nothing's an accident."

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to get something to eat." Mace said. "Join?"

"Sure." Qui-Gon said following.

He and Obi-Wan looked at eachother with an amused look at they trailed a little. On Mace's back said,

How! I am Great Baldy. Kick me!

Obi-Wan chuckled.

"What?" Mace asked.

"Nothing." Qui-Gon answered stepping in stride with his friend so he wouldn't suspect anything.

"Nothing at all." Obi-Wan added joining.

End

So, sequel in the making? Yay, nay? You tell us! If you do, should we go back to SW Universe somehow, or should Great Baldy, Evil Long Hair, and Braided One somehow end up here? Your choice, we write only for you! ;) We kinda have something of a started outline if they come here but if you guys want us to go back we can easily do that too! You never know, if the next one goes well we might just do both of them! Review and tell us otherwise we won't know now will we? Hehehe. Thank you!

And again, we know that, that chapter had like nothing funny in it but there wasn't much else we could think for us to do in 15 minutes this morning. Sorry! Hope you enjoyed the story cause we loved writing it!

Love Always,

Billie&Elli

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Blonde&Red

Sugar&Spice

…. Trouble&Double Trouble