The Dating Game
Nicki: Hi! Welcome to The Dating Game! I'm your hostess, Nicki! Today's bachelor... THE FIRST GUY THAT WANTED TO DO THIS! In other words... Kane!
Kane: ......ravioli?
Nicki: After the show. Our first bachelorette, describes herself as a real- life-Barbie!
B-ette1: Hey.
Nicki: Bachelortette 2 is fun to be with, but if you try to do anything she doesn't want, WATCH OUT! And there's a LOT she doesn't wanna do!
B-ette2: Hello.
Nicki: Bachelorette 3 is-
Kane: Ravioli?
Nicki: Erm... No.
Brock: ...Hi.
Nicki: Why are you here?????
Brock: .......I brought you flowers.
Audience: Awwwwww....
Nicki: Thanks but I'm...hosting a show...
Brock: Oops...................*Sits down*
Nicki: Anyways, bachelorette 3 says she has legs and she knows how to use them.
B-ette3: Hi.
Nicki: Ask away Kaney.
Kane: ....1.... Do you like.... ravioli?
B-ette1: I'm not a big fan of canned food... but if its made right then its good.
Kane: I like ravioli.
B-ette1: That's good.
Kane: ....2.... Do... you like.... masks?
B-ette2: Oh no... I'm not into that kind of stuff...
Kane: ........ 3........ ....... do you... have hair?
B-ette3: I've got legs. No hair on them.
Kane: ....... Oh.... 1.... If I made... ravioli... would you... eat it?
B-ette1: It depends on how you make it.
Kane: I.... cook it.
B-ette1: It depends on how you cook it.
Kane: .....2.... What do you think... of the color... red?
B-ette2: It doesn't look that great on me.
Kane: ..... 3.... do you.... like... tall people?
B-ette3: I'm tall myself. I have very long legs.
Kane: .....legs... 1.... What if... I made... ravioli.... with... spices?
B-ette1: Spices are good. Everything's good when its a little spicy.
Kane: ......yay. ...... 2.... Do you... like fire?
B-ette2: I don't like bad boys.
Kane: ........3..... If I..... lost.... would you... still.... love me?
B-ette3: Only if you'll still love me. And my legs.
Audience: Awwwwwwww........
Nicki: Now its time to choose! Who will it be? B-ette1, 2, or 3?
Kane: ....ravioli.
B-ette1: *walks out* Oh...
Nicki: It's TERRI!
Terri: *sniffle*
Kane: *hugs her...tightly* Ravioli.
Terri: H...elp...
Kane: *walks away holding Terri...by the neck* Ravioli!
Nicki: *pulls screen back to reveal Molly Holly and Stacy Keibler (throwing a fit)*
Stacy: Why didn't he choose me?! I have legs!
Nicki: Yeah, yeah...
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Nicki: Hi! Welcome to The Dating Game! I'm your hostess, Nicki! Today's bachelor... THE FIRST GUY THAT WANTED TO DO THIS! In other words... Kane!
Kane: ......ravioli?
Nicki: After the show. Our first bachelorette, describes herself as a real- life-Barbie!
B-ette1: Hey.
Nicki: Bachelortette 2 is fun to be with, but if you try to do anything she doesn't want, WATCH OUT! And there's a LOT she doesn't wanna do!
B-ette2: Hello.
Nicki: Bachelorette 3 is-
Kane: Ravioli?
Nicki: Erm... No.
Brock: ...Hi.
Nicki: Why are you here?????
Brock: .......I brought you flowers.
Audience: Awwwwww....
Nicki: Thanks but I'm...hosting a show...
Brock: Oops...................*Sits down*
Nicki: Anyways, bachelorette 3 says she has legs and she knows how to use them.
B-ette3: Hi.
Nicki: Ask away Kaney.
Kane: ....1.... Do you like.... ravioli?
B-ette1: I'm not a big fan of canned food... but if its made right then its good.
Kane: I like ravioli.
B-ette1: That's good.
Kane: ....2.... Do... you like.... masks?
B-ette2: Oh no... I'm not into that kind of stuff...
Kane: ........ 3........ ....... do you... have hair?
B-ette3: I've got legs. No hair on them.
Kane: ....... Oh.... 1.... If I made... ravioli... would you... eat it?
B-ette1: It depends on how you make it.
Kane: I.... cook it.
B-ette1: It depends on how you cook it.
Kane: .....2.... What do you think... of the color... red?
B-ette2: It doesn't look that great on me.
Kane: ..... 3.... do you.... like... tall people?
B-ette3: I'm tall myself. I have very long legs.
Kane: .....legs... 1.... What if... I made... ravioli.... with... spices?
B-ette1: Spices are good. Everything's good when its a little spicy.
Kane: ......yay. ...... 2.... Do you... like fire?
B-ette2: I don't like bad boys.
Kane: ........3..... If I..... lost.... would you... still.... love me?
B-ette3: Only if you'll still love me. And my legs.
Audience: Awwwwwwww........
Nicki: Now its time to choose! Who will it be? B-ette1, 2, or 3?
Kane: ....ravioli.
B-ette1: *walks out* Oh...
Nicki: It's TERRI!
Terri: *sniffle*
Kane: *hugs her...tightly* Ravioli.
Terri: H...elp...
Kane: *walks away holding Terri...by the neck* Ravioli!
Nicki: *pulls screen back to reveal Molly Holly and Stacy Keibler (throwing a fit)*
Stacy: Why didn't he choose me?! I have legs!
Nicki: Yeah, yeah...
END
