The Dating Game

Nicki: Hi! Welcome to The Dating Game! I'm your hostess, Nicki! Today's bachelor... THE FIRST GUY THAT WANTED TO DO THIS! In other words... Kane!

Kane: ......ravioli?

Nicki: After the show. Our first bachelorette, describes herself as a real- life-Barbie!

B-ette1: Hey.

Nicki: Bachelortette 2 is fun to be with, but if you try to do anything she doesn't want, WATCH OUT! And there's a LOT she doesn't wanna do!

B-ette2: Hello.

Nicki: Bachelorette 3 is-

Kane: Ravioli?

Nicki: Erm... No.

Brock: ...Hi.

Nicki: Why are you here?????

Brock: .......I brought you flowers.

Audience: Awwwwww....

Nicki: Thanks but I'm...hosting a show...

Brock: Oops...................*Sits down*

Nicki: Anyways, bachelorette 3 says she has legs and she knows how to use them.

B-ette3: Hi.

Nicki: Ask away Kaney.

Kane: ....1.... Do you like.... ravioli?

B-ette1: I'm not a big fan of canned food... but if its made right then its good.

Kane: I like ravioli.

B-ette1: That's good.

Kane: ....2.... Do... you like.... masks?

B-ette2: Oh no... I'm not into that kind of stuff...

Kane: ........ 3........ ....... do you... have hair?

B-ette3: I've got legs. No hair on them.

Kane: ....... Oh.... 1.... If I made... ravioli... would you... eat it?

B-ette1: It depends on how you make it.

Kane: I.... cook it.

B-ette1: It depends on how you cook it.

Kane: .....2.... What do you think... of the color... red?

B-ette2: It doesn't look that great on me.

Kane: ..... 3.... do you.... like... tall people?

B-ette3: I'm tall myself. I have very long legs.

Kane: .....legs... 1.... What if... I made... ravioli.... with... spices?

B-ette1: Spices are good. Everything's good when its a little spicy.

Kane: ......yay. ...... 2.... Do you... like fire?

B-ette2: I don't like bad boys.

Kane: ........3..... If I..... lost.... would you... still.... love me?

B-ette3: Only if you'll still love me. And my legs.

Audience: Awwwwwwww........

Nicki: Now its time to choose! Who will it be? B-ette1, 2, or 3?

Kane: ....ravioli.

B-ette1: *walks out* Oh...

Nicki: It's TERRI!

Terri: *sniffle*

Kane: *hugs her...tightly* Ravioli.

Terri: H...elp...

Kane: *walks away holding Terri...by the neck* Ravioli!

Nicki: *pulls screen back to reveal Molly Holly and Stacy Keibler (throwing a fit)*

Stacy: Why didn't he choose me?! I have legs!

Nicki: Yeah, yeah...

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