The Dating Game
Am: Welcome to The Dating Game, I'm your hostess, Amanda! And this is Edge, my boyfriend!
Edge: Hello. *waves to the camera*
Am: Today's bachelorette is the Women's Champion, Trish Stratus!
Man In Audience: Stratusfy me!
Trish: *Smiles* Hey.
Am: Ok, today's bachelors! Bachelor 1 is a sweet guy, who describes himself as 'Cool, because I'm _BLANK_'.
B1: Hey!
Am: Bachelor 2 is Tall, Evil, and cruel!
B2: Respect me!
Am: Bachelor 3. Bachelor 3... He's... *teary-eyed* I'm speechless. He's great.
B3: Thank you.
Edge: What about me?
Am: You're great too. Ok, Trish, ask away!
Trish: Bachelor 1... If I lost my championship, how would you comfort me?
B1: I'd tell you it's cool, cause I'm-
Am: SHUT!
B1: Whoops....
Trish: Bachelor...2.. If I was to fall... what would you do?
B2: Nothing, because I'd be the one making you fall! Respect me!
Trish: Bachelor 3... What nickname would you make up for me?
B3: I'm not good at making up nicknames. But I guess whatever you thought was ok...
Audience: Awwww?
Trish: Bachelor 1... same question
B1: Dragon.
Trish: Bachelor 2 same question.
B2: I'd call you woman, and you'll respect my decision!
Trish: I like bad boys.
B2: Respect me!
Trish: You respect me.
B2: *seems stunned into silence*
Trish: Bachelor 3... If I was to get raped... what would you do?
B3: .....um..... I.... Don't really know. I never thought about something like that.
Trish: Bachelor 1... If I was pregnant and didn't know the father how would you support me?
B1: I'd tell you it's cool c-....er..... I... I'd do whatever.... er... you wanted me to?
Audience: .....
Man in Audience: Stratusfy me, Trish!
Trish: *Smiles* Bachelor 2... Same question.
B2: I wouldn't! Respect me!
Trish: Bachelor 3... Same question.
B3: I'd be there for you as best I could.
Audience: Awwwww!
Trish: Bachelor 1... Whats your idea of a good time?
B1: Anything cool! Everything is fun, if you look at it right! Or at least, it is to me, cause I.... Sorry.
Am: You're quite forgiven.
Trish: Bachelor 2... What do you do in your spare time?
B2: I USED to ride my motorcycle!
Trish: Bachelor 3.. How do you keep yourself entertained?
B3: Well, I'd hang out with my brother, and... my other friends.
Am: Well, Trish? Which bachelor is yours?
Trish: Bachelor...1...2.
Am: Which one will it be?
Trish: Bachelor...*looks rushed and scared* BACHELOR TWO!!!
Am: *looks terrified* Oh...
B2: *reveals himself as.... THE UNDERTAKER! *evil music plays**
Am: *gulp* I respect you, sir.
Trish: Gee... That's more than I was hoping for.
Am: .....er... Ok... See you two 'lovebirds' around.
Taker: Are you mocking me?!
Am: Eep! No sir! No sir!
Taker: Better not be. *leaves*
Trish: Um... *waits*
Am: *pushes aside the screen to reveal.... RVD and Matt Hardy!*
RVD: I'm RVD! *does the thumb motions*
Am: Yes you are.
Matt: Can I go now?
Am: Go ahead.
Matt: *leaves*
Taker: *comes back in and started beating on RVD*
RVD: *starts fighting him back*
Am: Ok, that's all for today!
Trish: *Walks over and kisses RVD on the cheek then walks away* Are you coming... Taker?
Taker: *leaves with Trish*
RVD: ??????? That was cool. *happy smiles*
Am: .....er, ok.
END
Am: Welcome to The Dating Game, I'm your hostess, Amanda! And this is Edge, my boyfriend!
Edge: Hello. *waves to the camera*
Am: Today's bachelorette is the Women's Champion, Trish Stratus!
Man In Audience: Stratusfy me!
Trish: *Smiles* Hey.
Am: Ok, today's bachelors! Bachelor 1 is a sweet guy, who describes himself as 'Cool, because I'm _BLANK_'.
B1: Hey!
Am: Bachelor 2 is Tall, Evil, and cruel!
B2: Respect me!
Am: Bachelor 3. Bachelor 3... He's... *teary-eyed* I'm speechless. He's great.
B3: Thank you.
Edge: What about me?
Am: You're great too. Ok, Trish, ask away!
Trish: Bachelor 1... If I lost my championship, how would you comfort me?
B1: I'd tell you it's cool, cause I'm-
Am: SHUT!
B1: Whoops....
Trish: Bachelor...2.. If I was to fall... what would you do?
B2: Nothing, because I'd be the one making you fall! Respect me!
Trish: Bachelor 3... What nickname would you make up for me?
B3: I'm not good at making up nicknames. But I guess whatever you thought was ok...
Audience: Awwww?
Trish: Bachelor 1... same question
B1: Dragon.
Trish: Bachelor 2 same question.
B2: I'd call you woman, and you'll respect my decision!
Trish: I like bad boys.
B2: Respect me!
Trish: You respect me.
B2: *seems stunned into silence*
Trish: Bachelor 3... If I was to get raped... what would you do?
B3: .....um..... I.... Don't really know. I never thought about something like that.
Trish: Bachelor 1... If I was pregnant and didn't know the father how would you support me?
B1: I'd tell you it's cool c-....er..... I... I'd do whatever.... er... you wanted me to?
Audience: .....
Man in Audience: Stratusfy me, Trish!
Trish: *Smiles* Bachelor 2... Same question.
B2: I wouldn't! Respect me!
Trish: Bachelor 3... Same question.
B3: I'd be there for you as best I could.
Audience: Awwwww!
Trish: Bachelor 1... Whats your idea of a good time?
B1: Anything cool! Everything is fun, if you look at it right! Or at least, it is to me, cause I.... Sorry.
Am: You're quite forgiven.
Trish: Bachelor 2... What do you do in your spare time?
B2: I USED to ride my motorcycle!
Trish: Bachelor 3.. How do you keep yourself entertained?
B3: Well, I'd hang out with my brother, and... my other friends.
Am: Well, Trish? Which bachelor is yours?
Trish: Bachelor...1...2.
Am: Which one will it be?
Trish: Bachelor...*looks rushed and scared* BACHELOR TWO!!!
Am: *looks terrified* Oh...
B2: *reveals himself as.... THE UNDERTAKER! *evil music plays**
Am: *gulp* I respect you, sir.
Trish: Gee... That's more than I was hoping for.
Am: .....er... Ok... See you two 'lovebirds' around.
Taker: Are you mocking me?!
Am: Eep! No sir! No sir!
Taker: Better not be. *leaves*
Trish: Um... *waits*
Am: *pushes aside the screen to reveal.... RVD and Matt Hardy!*
RVD: I'm RVD! *does the thumb motions*
Am: Yes you are.
Matt: Can I go now?
Am: Go ahead.
Matt: *leaves*
Taker: *comes back in and started beating on RVD*
RVD: *starts fighting him back*
Am: Ok, that's all for today!
Trish: *Walks over and kisses RVD on the cheek then walks away* Are you coming... Taker?
Taker: *leaves with Trish*
RVD: ??????? That was cool. *happy smiles*
Am: .....er, ok.
END
