The Dating Game

Am: Welcome to The Dating Game, I'm your hostess, Amanda! And this is Edge, my boyfriend!

Edge: Hello. *waves to the camera*

Am: Today's bachelorette is the Women's Champion, Trish Stratus!

Man In Audience: Stratusfy me!

Trish: *Smiles* Hey.

Am: Ok, today's bachelors! Bachelor 1 is a sweet guy, who describes himself as 'Cool, because I'm _BLANK_'.

B1: Hey!

Am: Bachelor 2 is Tall, Evil, and cruel!

B2: Respect me!

Am: Bachelor 3. Bachelor 3... He's... *teary-eyed* I'm speechless. He's great.

B3: Thank you.

Edge: What about me?

Am: You're great too. Ok, Trish, ask away!

Trish: Bachelor 1... If I lost my championship, how would you comfort me?

B1: I'd tell you it's cool, cause I'm-

Am: SHUT!

B1: Whoops....

Trish: Bachelor...2.. If I was to fall... what would you do?

B2: Nothing, because I'd be the one making you fall! Respect me!

Trish: Bachelor 3... What nickname would you make up for me?

B3: I'm not good at making up nicknames. But I guess whatever you thought was ok...

Audience: Awwww?

Trish: Bachelor 1... same question

B1: Dragon.

Trish: Bachelor 2 same question.

B2: I'd call you woman, and you'll respect my decision!

Trish: I like bad boys.

B2: Respect me!

Trish: You respect me.

B2: *seems stunned into silence*

Trish: Bachelor 3... If I was to get raped... what would you do?

B3: .....um..... I.... Don't really know. I never thought about something like that.

Trish: Bachelor 1... If I was pregnant and didn't know the father how would you support me?

B1: I'd tell you it's cool c-....er..... I... I'd do whatever.... er... you wanted me to?

Audience: .....

Man in Audience: Stratusfy me, Trish!

Trish: *Smiles* Bachelor 2... Same question.

B2: I wouldn't! Respect me!

Trish: Bachelor 3... Same question.

B3: I'd be there for you as best I could.

Audience: Awwwww!

Trish: Bachelor 1... Whats your idea of a good time?

B1: Anything cool! Everything is fun, if you look at it right! Or at least, it is to me, cause I.... Sorry.

Am: You're quite forgiven.

Trish: Bachelor 2... What do you do in your spare time?

B2: I USED to ride my motorcycle!

Trish: Bachelor 3.. How do you keep yourself entertained?

B3: Well, I'd hang out with my brother, and... my other friends.

Am: Well, Trish? Which bachelor is yours?

Trish: Bachelor...1...2.

Am: Which one will it be?

Trish: Bachelor...*looks rushed and scared* BACHELOR TWO!!!

Am: *looks terrified* Oh...

B2: *reveals himself as.... THE UNDERTAKER! *evil music plays**

Am: *gulp* I respect you, sir.

Trish: Gee... That's more than I was hoping for.

Am: .....er... Ok... See you two 'lovebirds' around.

Taker: Are you mocking me?!

Am: Eep! No sir! No sir!

Taker: Better not be. *leaves*

Trish: Um... *waits*

Am: *pushes aside the screen to reveal.... RVD and Matt Hardy!*

RVD: I'm RVD! *does the thumb motions*

Am: Yes you are.

Matt: Can I go now?

Am: Go ahead.

Matt: *leaves*

Taker: *comes back in and started beating on RVD*

RVD: *starts fighting him back*

Am: Ok, that's all for today!

Trish: *Walks over and kisses RVD on the cheek then walks away* Are you coming... Taker?

Taker: *leaves with Trish*

RVD: ??????? That was cool. *happy smiles*

Am: .....er, ok.

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