The Dating Game

Nicki: Hi and welcome to The Dating Game!!! I'm your hostess, Nicki, and today we have Lita!!!!!

Brock: *Sitting on a chair in the background*

Lita: Hi, Nicki. It's good to be here!

Nicki: That's great. Ok, bachelor one says he's funny and a big joker. IF you can ignore his sudden "fits" then he'll be great for you!

B1: Hey.

Nicki: Bachelor 2 can guard you and if you come near any blockings of paths while walking, he can move them for you, no matter how heavy.

Audience: Awwwwww.......

B2: Hello.

Nicki: Bachelor 3 spends his time hanging out with his brother, and... hey.. Amanda thinks he's great!

B3: Hi.

Nicki: Start-a askin'!

Lita: Ok. Bachelor 1, if I were in a very sad mood, what would you do to cheer me up?

B1: I'd tell you some good jokes... and maybe play you a song...

Lita: Sounds good! Bachelor 2, if I were stuck in the crowd, and had to leave because I had family problems, what would you do to get me out of the place?

B2: If there was a really big crowd and they wouldn't let you through, I'd carry you through.

Audience: Awwwwww......

Lita: *smiles* Bachelor 3, what would you say is the best thing about yourself?

B3: My muscles?

Lita: .... Ok. Bachelor 1, what sort of talents do you have?

B1: I can play any song on a kazoo, and when I feel its a good time to joke around, a joke comes to my mind right away!

Lita: Sounds very cool! Bachelor 2, same question.

B2: I'm strong.

Lita: I see. Bachelor 3, same question.

B3: I'd have to say... Sewing.

Lita: Cool. Bachelor 1, what would you do if I left you?

B1: Uhm... I'd be... mad...

Lita: That's understandable. Bachelor 2, can you sing a song for me?

B2: Right now?

Lita: Of course.

B2: *sings achy breaky heart*

Audience: Awwwww.....

Lita: That was nice of you! Bachelor 3, same thing.

B3: Uh... *mumbling*

Lita: Is that a no?

B3: No... that was my song...

Audience: .......

Am in audience: He's so cute!

Edge in audience: Hey!

Am in audience: You are too! You're just not shy!

Lita: Bachelor 1, play me... A nice song on your kazoo.

B1: *Plays Lita's theme song on his kazoo*

Edge in audience: *singing the words*

Lita: Err... Very... lovely.... You can stop now.

B1: *Plays Edge's theme*

Edge in audience: You think you know me! You think you know me! you think you-

Am in audience: *elbows him* Cut it out!

Lita: ..... Bachelor 2, if I were very sick and I couldn't wrestle, what would you tell the boss to cover for me?

B2: That you're sick.

Lita: Ok. Bachelor 3, same question, except that I wasn't sick.

B3: I'd tell R... the boss that you've come down with some terrible flu and that you're not well enough to be in the ring.

Nicki: OK, Lita... Time to choosey-oooosy.

Lita: Well... It was tough. Bachelor 1 seems like a nice guy, but he's not my type. Bachelor 2... Wow, he seems very sweet. And Bachelor 3... He's good too... But... I have to say... Bachelor 2.

Bachelor 2: *Walks out*

Nicki: It's... *drum roll* MARK HENRY!

Lita: ...eep....

Mark Henry: *Tries to hug Lita*

Lita: *ducks away* Err... no offence... please....

*The screen comes crashing down*

Christian: YOU SHOULDA PICKED ME!!! *Hits the wall with his fists*

Matt(Hardy): *Walks away with his head down*

Lita: Oh, wait! Matt! *gets carried away by Mark Henry* Put me down! Pervert! *screams*

Am in audience: Oh no! *chases after Matt* Wait for me!

Edge in audience: Hey, come back! *follows Amanda*

Christian: *stomping his feet*

Nicki: That's all for today! Hope you enjoyed it.

Brock: *Carries Nicki away*

Audience: Awwwww.... *Leaves*

Christian: *breaks chairs in the audience*

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