The Dating Game
Nicki: Hi and welcome to The Dating Game!!! I'm your hostess, Nicki, and today we have Lita!!!!!
Brock: *Sitting on a chair in the background*
Lita: Hi, Nicki. It's good to be here!
Nicki: That's great. Ok, bachelor one says he's funny and a big joker. IF you can ignore his sudden "fits" then he'll be great for you!
B1: Hey.
Nicki: Bachelor 2 can guard you and if you come near any blockings of paths while walking, he can move them for you, no matter how heavy.
Audience: Awwwwww.......
B2: Hello.
Nicki: Bachelor 3 spends his time hanging out with his brother, and... hey.. Amanda thinks he's great!
B3: Hi.
Nicki: Start-a askin'!
Lita: Ok. Bachelor 1, if I were in a very sad mood, what would you do to cheer me up?
B1: I'd tell you some good jokes... and maybe play you a song...
Lita: Sounds good! Bachelor 2, if I were stuck in the crowd, and had to leave because I had family problems, what would you do to get me out of the place?
B2: If there was a really big crowd and they wouldn't let you through, I'd carry you through.
Audience: Awwwwww......
Lita: *smiles* Bachelor 3, what would you say is the best thing about yourself?
B3: My muscles?
Lita: .... Ok. Bachelor 1, what sort of talents do you have?
B1: I can play any song on a kazoo, and when I feel its a good time to joke around, a joke comes to my mind right away!
Lita: Sounds very cool! Bachelor 2, same question.
B2: I'm strong.
Lita: I see. Bachelor 3, same question.
B3: I'd have to say... Sewing.
Lita: Cool. Bachelor 1, what would you do if I left you?
B1: Uhm... I'd be... mad...
Lita: That's understandable. Bachelor 2, can you sing a song for me?
B2: Right now?
Lita: Of course.
B2: *sings achy breaky heart*
Audience: Awwwww.....
Lita: That was nice of you! Bachelor 3, same thing.
B3: Uh... *mumbling*
Lita: Is that a no?
B3: No... that was my song...
Audience: .......
Am in audience: He's so cute!
Edge in audience: Hey!
Am in audience: You are too! You're just not shy!
Lita: Bachelor 1, play me... A nice song on your kazoo.
B1: *Plays Lita's theme song on his kazoo*
Edge in audience: *singing the words*
Lita: Err... Very... lovely.... You can stop now.
B1: *Plays Edge's theme*
Edge in audience: You think you know me! You think you know me! you think you-
Am in audience: *elbows him* Cut it out!
Lita: ..... Bachelor 2, if I were very sick and I couldn't wrestle, what would you tell the boss to cover for me?
B2: That you're sick.
Lita: Ok. Bachelor 3, same question, except that I wasn't sick.
B3: I'd tell R... the boss that you've come down with some terrible flu and that you're not well enough to be in the ring.
Nicki: OK, Lita... Time to choosey-oooosy.
Lita: Well... It was tough. Bachelor 1 seems like a nice guy, but he's not my type. Bachelor 2... Wow, he seems very sweet. And Bachelor 3... He's good too... But... I have to say... Bachelor 2.
Bachelor 2: *Walks out*
Nicki: It's... *drum roll* MARK HENRY!
Lita: ...eep....
Mark Henry: *Tries to hug Lita*
Lita: *ducks away* Err... no offence... please....
*The screen comes crashing down*
Christian: YOU SHOULDA PICKED ME!!! *Hits the wall with his fists*
Matt(Hardy): *Walks away with his head down*
Lita: Oh, wait! Matt! *gets carried away by Mark Henry* Put me down! Pervert! *screams*
Am in audience: Oh no! *chases after Matt* Wait for me!
Edge in audience: Hey, come back! *follows Amanda*
Christian: *stomping his feet*
Nicki: That's all for today! Hope you enjoyed it.
Brock: *Carries Nicki away*
Audience: Awwwww.... *Leaves*
Christian: *breaks chairs in the audience*
END
Nicki: Hi and welcome to The Dating Game!!! I'm your hostess, Nicki, and today we have Lita!!!!!
Brock: *Sitting on a chair in the background*
Lita: Hi, Nicki. It's good to be here!
Nicki: That's great. Ok, bachelor one says he's funny and a big joker. IF you can ignore his sudden "fits" then he'll be great for you!
B1: Hey.
Nicki: Bachelor 2 can guard you and if you come near any blockings of paths while walking, he can move them for you, no matter how heavy.
Audience: Awwwwww.......
B2: Hello.
Nicki: Bachelor 3 spends his time hanging out with his brother, and... hey.. Amanda thinks he's great!
B3: Hi.
Nicki: Start-a askin'!
Lita: Ok. Bachelor 1, if I were in a very sad mood, what would you do to cheer me up?
B1: I'd tell you some good jokes... and maybe play you a song...
Lita: Sounds good! Bachelor 2, if I were stuck in the crowd, and had to leave because I had family problems, what would you do to get me out of the place?
B2: If there was a really big crowd and they wouldn't let you through, I'd carry you through.
Audience: Awwwwww......
Lita: *smiles* Bachelor 3, what would you say is the best thing about yourself?
B3: My muscles?
Lita: .... Ok. Bachelor 1, what sort of talents do you have?
B1: I can play any song on a kazoo, and when I feel its a good time to joke around, a joke comes to my mind right away!
Lita: Sounds very cool! Bachelor 2, same question.
B2: I'm strong.
Lita: I see. Bachelor 3, same question.
B3: I'd have to say... Sewing.
Lita: Cool. Bachelor 1, what would you do if I left you?
B1: Uhm... I'd be... mad...
Lita: That's understandable. Bachelor 2, can you sing a song for me?
B2: Right now?
Lita: Of course.
B2: *sings achy breaky heart*
Audience: Awwwww.....
Lita: That was nice of you! Bachelor 3, same thing.
B3: Uh... *mumbling*
Lita: Is that a no?
B3: No... that was my song...
Audience: .......
Am in audience: He's so cute!
Edge in audience: Hey!
Am in audience: You are too! You're just not shy!
Lita: Bachelor 1, play me... A nice song on your kazoo.
B1: *Plays Lita's theme song on his kazoo*
Edge in audience: *singing the words*
Lita: Err... Very... lovely.... You can stop now.
B1: *Plays Edge's theme*
Edge in audience: You think you know me! You think you know me! you think you-
Am in audience: *elbows him* Cut it out!
Lita: ..... Bachelor 2, if I were very sick and I couldn't wrestle, what would you tell the boss to cover for me?
B2: That you're sick.
Lita: Ok. Bachelor 3, same question, except that I wasn't sick.
B3: I'd tell R... the boss that you've come down with some terrible flu and that you're not well enough to be in the ring.
Nicki: OK, Lita... Time to choosey-oooosy.
Lita: Well... It was tough. Bachelor 1 seems like a nice guy, but he's not my type. Bachelor 2... Wow, he seems very sweet. And Bachelor 3... He's good too... But... I have to say... Bachelor 2.
Bachelor 2: *Walks out*
Nicki: It's... *drum roll* MARK HENRY!
Lita: ...eep....
Mark Henry: *Tries to hug Lita*
Lita: *ducks away* Err... no offence... please....
*The screen comes crashing down*
Christian: YOU SHOULDA PICKED ME!!! *Hits the wall with his fists*
Matt(Hardy): *Walks away with his head down*
Lita: Oh, wait! Matt! *gets carried away by Mark Henry* Put me down! Pervert! *screams*
Am in audience: Oh no! *chases after Matt* Wait for me!
Edge in audience: Hey, come back! *follows Amanda*
Christian: *stomping his feet*
Nicki: That's all for today! Hope you enjoyed it.
Brock: *Carries Nicki away*
Audience: Awwwww.... *Leaves*
Christian: *breaks chairs in the audience*
END
