The Dating Game
Nicki: Welcome to the Dating Game! I'm your hostess with the mostess, Nicki. Today's bachelor is Christian! Christian! At last you're on your own!
Christian: Yeah!
Nicki: Ok, Bachelorette one describes herself as 100% stratusfying.
B-ette1: Hey.
Nicki: Bachelorette two likes to sit on the beach in the sun and show off her ..
B-ette2: Hi!
Nicki: Bachelorette three is pretty daring when it comes to EVERYTHING!
B-ette3: Helloooo.
Nicki: Askin'.
Christian: Bachelorette 1, what do you think of this? *plays a song on his kazoo*
B-ette1: It's pretty good...
Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 2, what do you think of hats with pom-poms on them? Are they cool?
B-ette2: They're just as cool as my legs!
Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 3, do you like funny guys?
B-ette3: If they make fun of me I'll kick their ass.
Audience: Awwwww...Er... Ah?
Christian: .....oh.... Um.... Bachelorette 1, what is your best quality?
B-ette1: My belt.
Christian: ..... Bachelorette 2, what do you look for in men?
B-ette2: I like guys that are taller than I am. And they have to like my legs.
Christian: You seem to like legs too! Yeah! Ok, Bachelorette 3, what is the perfect romantic evening?
B-ette3: Snuggling.
Christian: *sigh of relief* Ok. Bachelorette 1, what do you think of this? *plays his theme on the kazoo*
B-ette1: It's... interesting. For a kazoo.
Christian: Long live the 'zoo! Bachelorette 2, what do you think of this? *plays 'Legs' on his kazoo*
B-ette2: I like it!
Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 3, what sort of morals do you have?
B-ette3: I might not be one to strip on stage.
Christian: I see....... Ok, Bachelorette 1, what do you think of parties?
B-ette1: They're great. As long as they're not boring and there's lots of different things to do.
Edge in audience: Streamers!
Am in audience: Sh!
Christian: Bachelorette 2, what is you ideal evening?
B-ette2: It depends on who I'm with.
Christian: Oh. Bachelorette 3, what color is your hair?
B-ette3: Kind of reddish.
Nicki: Pickin' up!
Christian: *plays 'Legs' on his kazoo*
B-ette2: *Walks out and is Stacy Keibler not throwing a fit*
Christian: Wahoo! She's got legs!
B-ette2: And I know how to use them!
Christian: *carries Stacy away*
Nicki: *Pushes the screen into the audience by accident* Ooooops!!!
Bob in audience: E eee ee aaa o aa!
Nicki: Erp.
*Behind the screen were Trish Stratus and Lita*
Am in audience: That's it, Bob, I'm adopting a new Chimp!
Bob in audience: Oo OO AAA EE!!! *attacks Edge*
Edge in audience: AHHH!!!! *runs away*
Bob in audience: *chases Edge away*
**Backstage**
Brock: *Pacing*
Security Guard: Wasssuuuuuupppp??
Brock: *Stops*
S.G.: Whatsup?
Stone Cold: What?
Edge: *runs by*
Bob: *runs by*
Am: *runs by*
Christian: *Walks by carrying Stacy Keibler*
Stacy: I've got legs!
END
Nicki: Welcome to the Dating Game! I'm your hostess with the mostess, Nicki. Today's bachelor is Christian! Christian! At last you're on your own!
Christian: Yeah!
Nicki: Ok, Bachelorette one describes herself as 100% stratusfying.
B-ette1: Hey.
Nicki: Bachelorette two likes to sit on the beach in the sun and show off her ..
B-ette2: Hi!
Nicki: Bachelorette three is pretty daring when it comes to EVERYTHING!
B-ette3: Helloooo.
Nicki: Askin'.
Christian: Bachelorette 1, what do you think of this? *plays a song on his kazoo*
B-ette1: It's pretty good...
Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 2, what do you think of hats with pom-poms on them? Are they cool?
B-ette2: They're just as cool as my legs!
Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 3, do you like funny guys?
B-ette3: If they make fun of me I'll kick their ass.
Audience: Awwwww...Er... Ah?
Christian: .....oh.... Um.... Bachelorette 1, what is your best quality?
B-ette1: My belt.
Christian: ..... Bachelorette 2, what do you look for in men?
B-ette2: I like guys that are taller than I am. And they have to like my legs.
Christian: You seem to like legs too! Yeah! Ok, Bachelorette 3, what is the perfect romantic evening?
B-ette3: Snuggling.
Christian: *sigh of relief* Ok. Bachelorette 1, what do you think of this? *plays his theme on the kazoo*
B-ette1: It's... interesting. For a kazoo.
Christian: Long live the 'zoo! Bachelorette 2, what do you think of this? *plays 'Legs' on his kazoo*
B-ette2: I like it!
Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 3, what sort of morals do you have?
B-ette3: I might not be one to strip on stage.
Christian: I see....... Ok, Bachelorette 1, what do you think of parties?
B-ette1: They're great. As long as they're not boring and there's lots of different things to do.
Edge in audience: Streamers!
Am in audience: Sh!
Christian: Bachelorette 2, what is you ideal evening?
B-ette2: It depends on who I'm with.
Christian: Oh. Bachelorette 3, what color is your hair?
B-ette3: Kind of reddish.
Nicki: Pickin' up!
Christian: *plays 'Legs' on his kazoo*
B-ette2: *Walks out and is Stacy Keibler not throwing a fit*
Christian: Wahoo! She's got legs!
B-ette2: And I know how to use them!
Christian: *carries Stacy away*
Nicki: *Pushes the screen into the audience by accident* Ooooops!!!
Bob in audience: E eee ee aaa o aa!
Nicki: Erp.
*Behind the screen were Trish Stratus and Lita*
Am in audience: That's it, Bob, I'm adopting a new Chimp!
Bob in audience: Oo OO AAA EE!!! *attacks Edge*
Edge in audience: AHHH!!!! *runs away*
Bob in audience: *chases Edge away*
**Backstage**
Brock: *Pacing*
Security Guard: Wasssuuuuuupppp??
Brock: *Stops*
S.G.: Whatsup?
Stone Cold: What?
Edge: *runs by*
Bob: *runs by*
Am: *runs by*
Christian: *Walks by carrying Stacy Keibler*
Stacy: I've got legs!
END
