The Dating Game

Nicki: Welcome to the Dating Game! I'm your hostess with the mostess, Nicki. Today's bachelor is Christian! Christian! At last you're on your own!

Christian: Yeah!

Nicki: Ok, Bachelorette one describes herself as 100% stratusfying.

B-ette1: Hey.

Nicki: Bachelorette two likes to sit on the beach in the sun and show off her ..

B-ette2: Hi!

Nicki: Bachelorette three is pretty daring when it comes to EVERYTHING!

B-ette3: Helloooo.

Nicki: Askin'.

Christian: Bachelorette 1, what do you think of this? *plays a song on his kazoo*

B-ette1: It's pretty good...

Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 2, what do you think of hats with pom-poms on them? Are they cool?

B-ette2: They're just as cool as my legs!

Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 3, do you like funny guys?

B-ette3: If they make fun of me I'll kick their ass.

Audience: Awwwww...Er... Ah?

Christian: .....oh.... Um.... Bachelorette 1, what is your best quality?

B-ette1: My belt.

Christian: ..... Bachelorette 2, what do you look for in men?

B-ette2: I like guys that are taller than I am. And they have to like my legs.

Christian: You seem to like legs too! Yeah! Ok, Bachelorette 3, what is the perfect romantic evening?

B-ette3: Snuggling.

Christian: *sigh of relief* Ok. Bachelorette 1, what do you think of this? *plays his theme on the kazoo*

B-ette1: It's... interesting. For a kazoo.

Christian: Long live the 'zoo! Bachelorette 2, what do you think of this? *plays 'Legs' on his kazoo*

B-ette2: I like it!

Christian: Yeah! Bachelorette 3, what sort of morals do you have?

B-ette3: I might not be one to strip on stage.

Christian: I see....... Ok, Bachelorette 1, what do you think of parties?

B-ette1: They're great. As long as they're not boring and there's lots of different things to do.

Edge in audience: Streamers!

Am in audience: Sh!

Christian: Bachelorette 2, what is you ideal evening?

B-ette2: It depends on who I'm with.

Christian: Oh. Bachelorette 3, what color is your hair?

B-ette3: Kind of reddish.

Nicki: Pickin' up!

Christian: *plays 'Legs' on his kazoo*

B-ette2: *Walks out and is Stacy Keibler not throwing a fit*

Christian: Wahoo! She's got legs!

B-ette2: And I know how to use them!

Christian: *carries Stacy away*

Nicki: *Pushes the screen into the audience by accident* Ooooops!!!

Bob in audience: E eee ee aaa o aa!

Nicki: Erp.

*Behind the screen were Trish Stratus and Lita*

Am in audience: That's it, Bob, I'm adopting a new Chimp!

Bob in audience: Oo OO AAA EE!!! *attacks Edge*

Edge in audience: AHHH!!!! *runs away*

Bob in audience: *chases Edge away*

**Backstage**

Brock: *Pacing*

Security Guard: Wasssuuuuuupppp??

Brock: *Stops*

S.G.: Whatsup?

Stone Cold: What?

Edge: *runs by*

Bob: *runs by*

Am: *runs by*

Christian: *Walks by carrying Stacy Keibler*

Stacy: I've got legs!

END