The Dating Game
A/N: We're adding our own original characters to this, because there's so little divas we know of in the WWE.
Am: Hello, welcome to The Dating Game. I'm your hostess, Am! This is your host, Edge, and our new baby, Cooper, the chimpanzee!
Cooper: *wearing a diaper* Ee ee! *hugs Edge*
Edge: He's cute, but he's still a monkey, Amanda...
Am: Shhh! You'll hurt Cooper's feelings! Ok, today's bachelor is..... Matt Hardy!
Matt: Hi... Please don't give me bad people....
Am: Today's bachelorettes! B-ette 1 describes herself as-
Billy in audience: *Sitting with X-Pac on his lap*
Am: Hey, you're distracting me! Get back in your seat, X-pac!
X-Pac: I CAN'T!
Am: Billy, let him go!
Billy: Ok. *Let's go of his arms and when X-Pac stands up and tries to move he falls*
Am: Stupid... Ok, B-ette 1 calls herself the toughest chick around!
B-ette1: Yo.
Am: B-ette 2 is daring, and single.
B-ette2: Hello.
Am: B-ette 3 says she loves the night, and the color red is beautiful.
B-ette3: It is a pleasure to be on such a beautiful show, Amanda.
Am: Ok, get to axin' Matt!
Matt: Uhm... B-ette 1... Uhm... Say I wanted to get married but we only knew eachother for a week... what would you do/say?
B-ette1: Screw you, man! Forget it!
Matt: O..k... B-ette 2.... What would you say "moving farther into our relationship" means?
B-ette2: I think it's when you tell your parther that you love them.
Matt: B-ette 3, what would you do if I left you for someone else?
B-ette3: I would come to you in the night and steal your soul, along with the other mortal.
Matt: Er... B-ette 1, what kind of music do you listen to?
B-ette1: I like heavy metal.
Matt: B-ette 2, what kind of music would you want to listen to while, erm, cuddling?
B-ette2: Well, anything soft and relaxing. I guess it depends on who I'm with, and what mood I'm in.
Matt: B-ette 3, have you ever killed anyone?
B-ette3: Yes, I have. I have never been caught yet, and I am positive I never will be.
Am: *shakes her head*
Cooper: *playing with Edge's hair*
Edge: A little help here, Amanda?
Am: Cooper, leave Daddy's hair alone, please.
Cooper: Ee ee.... *hugs Edge again*
Bob: *sulking in the corner*
Nicki in audience: A MURDERER!!! CALL THE police...
B-ette3: It is useless to call mortals such as them! I shall disappear without a trace as they arrive, leaving whoever called looking like an imbecile!
Matt: B-ette 1, when I'm sick... what would you do?
B-ette1: Tell you to get your lazy ass out of bed and walk it off! *laughs*
Matt: B-ette 2, what kind of pet do you like?
B-ette2: I like cats. Dogs are ok too though...
Matt: B-ette 3, what kind of movies do you like?
B-ette3: I love gore and horror!
Matt: Of course you do. B-ette 1, what qualities do you look for in men?
B-ette1: Men?! I don't LIKE men!
Am: Er, sorry Matt, we were running short on women....
Matt: B-ette 2, same question.
B-ette2: Well, someone who understands me, and someone who will protect me.
Audience: Awwwwww.....
Matt: B-ette3, same question.
B-ette3: I look for a fine neck.
Am: Ok, Matty, choose!
Matt: Bachelorette 2... and it wasn't a hard choice...
B-ette2: *runs from behind the screen and throws her arms around Matt*
Am: It's LITA!
Lita: Finally!
Matt: I know...
Am: *pushes the screen aside to reveal Ami Frair (my original character, who likes girls), and Sorcha (another original character. She's a vampire, for those who hadn't guessed....)
Sorcha: What a lovely neck you have, my dear boy.
Matt: Er... *Walks away quickly with Lita*
Am: That's all for today, friends! Tune in next time to see Matt's bro get bombarded by a horde of adoring fangirls!
Jeff in audience: Hey! That wasn't in the agreement!
Am: See you later! Edge, can you carry baby for me?
Edge: *shakes his head and picks up Cooper*
Cooper: *pulls Edge's hair*
Bob: *follows them away*
Brock in audience: *Looks at Nicki*
Nicki in audience: Why have you been so quiet lately???
END
A/N: We're adding our own original characters to this, because there's so little divas we know of in the WWE.
Am: Hello, welcome to The Dating Game. I'm your hostess, Am! This is your host, Edge, and our new baby, Cooper, the chimpanzee!
Cooper: *wearing a diaper* Ee ee! *hugs Edge*
Edge: He's cute, but he's still a monkey, Amanda...
Am: Shhh! You'll hurt Cooper's feelings! Ok, today's bachelor is..... Matt Hardy!
Matt: Hi... Please don't give me bad people....
Am: Today's bachelorettes! B-ette 1 describes herself as-
Billy in audience: *Sitting with X-Pac on his lap*
Am: Hey, you're distracting me! Get back in your seat, X-pac!
X-Pac: I CAN'T!
Am: Billy, let him go!
Billy: Ok. *Let's go of his arms and when X-Pac stands up and tries to move he falls*
Am: Stupid... Ok, B-ette 1 calls herself the toughest chick around!
B-ette1: Yo.
Am: B-ette 2 is daring, and single.
B-ette2: Hello.
Am: B-ette 3 says she loves the night, and the color red is beautiful.
B-ette3: It is a pleasure to be on such a beautiful show, Amanda.
Am: Ok, get to axin' Matt!
Matt: Uhm... B-ette 1... Uhm... Say I wanted to get married but we only knew eachother for a week... what would you do/say?
B-ette1: Screw you, man! Forget it!
Matt: O..k... B-ette 2.... What would you say "moving farther into our relationship" means?
B-ette2: I think it's when you tell your parther that you love them.
Matt: B-ette 3, what would you do if I left you for someone else?
B-ette3: I would come to you in the night and steal your soul, along with the other mortal.
Matt: Er... B-ette 1, what kind of music do you listen to?
B-ette1: I like heavy metal.
Matt: B-ette 2, what kind of music would you want to listen to while, erm, cuddling?
B-ette2: Well, anything soft and relaxing. I guess it depends on who I'm with, and what mood I'm in.
Matt: B-ette 3, have you ever killed anyone?
B-ette3: Yes, I have. I have never been caught yet, and I am positive I never will be.
Am: *shakes her head*
Cooper: *playing with Edge's hair*
Edge: A little help here, Amanda?
Am: Cooper, leave Daddy's hair alone, please.
Cooper: Ee ee.... *hugs Edge again*
Bob: *sulking in the corner*
Nicki in audience: A MURDERER!!! CALL THE police...
B-ette3: It is useless to call mortals such as them! I shall disappear without a trace as they arrive, leaving whoever called looking like an imbecile!
Matt: B-ette 1, when I'm sick... what would you do?
B-ette1: Tell you to get your lazy ass out of bed and walk it off! *laughs*
Matt: B-ette 2, what kind of pet do you like?
B-ette2: I like cats. Dogs are ok too though...
Matt: B-ette 3, what kind of movies do you like?
B-ette3: I love gore and horror!
Matt: Of course you do. B-ette 1, what qualities do you look for in men?
B-ette1: Men?! I don't LIKE men!
Am: Er, sorry Matt, we were running short on women....
Matt: B-ette 2, same question.
B-ette2: Well, someone who understands me, and someone who will protect me.
Audience: Awwwwww.....
Matt: B-ette3, same question.
B-ette3: I look for a fine neck.
Am: Ok, Matty, choose!
Matt: Bachelorette 2... and it wasn't a hard choice...
B-ette2: *runs from behind the screen and throws her arms around Matt*
Am: It's LITA!
Lita: Finally!
Matt: I know...
Am: *pushes the screen aside to reveal Ami Frair (my original character, who likes girls), and Sorcha (another original character. She's a vampire, for those who hadn't guessed....)
Sorcha: What a lovely neck you have, my dear boy.
Matt: Er... *Walks away quickly with Lita*
Am: That's all for today, friends! Tune in next time to see Matt's bro get bombarded by a horde of adoring fangirls!
Jeff in audience: Hey! That wasn't in the agreement!
Am: See you later! Edge, can you carry baby for me?
Edge: *shakes his head and picks up Cooper*
Cooper: *pulls Edge's hair*
Bob: *follows them away*
Brock in audience: *Looks at Nicki*
Nicki in audience: Why have you been so quiet lately???
END
