The Dating Game Confidential

Billy: Hiya! Welcome to the FIRST part of The Dating Game confidential! This is where you can find out what's happening in everyone that's been on "The Dating Game"'s lives, while they're not on the show! I'm the host, Billy. Feel free to call me Billette. Our first story includes Nicki and Brock's life in their expensive home. Yes, they live together. It's so that Brock can protect her 24/7. Stay tuned during the commercials to see what their lives are actually like.

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**Back to the show**

Billy: Welcome back. Onto The Brock&Nicki house!

**Show's pictures of a huge mansion, then show the inside**

Nicki: Welcome to our mansion!!! We're expecting an interviewer in a few minutes so just come with me to the kitchen and we can have some drinks. *Walks to the BIG kitchen and the camera man follows* What kind do you want?

Cameraman: Uhm... Pop?

Nicki: Ok, and what about you Brock?

Brock: Water's good...

Nicki: Ok, oh there's the door!! *Walks out of the room*

Gregory: *Jumps out of the pantry* I'm here to interview you, Brock Lesnar!

Brock: ...Why?

Gregory: Something's been going on lately? What's up with this?

Brock: Well... I've been trying to think of a way to...*whispers* propose...

Gregory: When are you planning on it?

Brock: In two weeks...

Gregory: Bye! *Jumps away*

Nicki: *Walks back into the room* What's up with that? Nobody was even there!

Cameraman: Well that's all the time for this part of the show! See you in two weeks!

Nicki: But you didn't even interview me! *Sighs*

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**Back to the Show**

Billy: Next up, we have Amanda's oppinion on Stratusfaction. Then we have a special interview with Edge and Christian, for everyone who wants to know about why they don't like eachother anymore.

**Commercials**

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** Back to Show**

Am: Hi, I'm Amanda. Hostess of Pointless Talk, and part-time hostess of The Dating Game. I'm here to tell you my opinion on Stratusfaction. You see, at first I thought it was a horrible saying! I thought it implied so many bad things, and it made me angry! But then, I saw the light!

*cheezy music plays*

Am: I saw the light! And I realized the true meaning of Stratusfaction! It's not about... The 'Naughty Dance', as I once thought, but about her making her fans happy! Well, isn't that great and peachy-keen! Well, anyhow. My opinion on Stratusfaction is, it makes people happy, so why not? And that's a good thing! *giggles to herself*

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**Back to Show**

Gregory: Hi. A question all of the fans want to know abut you, Edge, and you, Christian. What's up with this?

Edge: Well.... I don't know!

Christian: *Looking away*

Edge: I think it's because Christian has a jealousy problem, because I'm a better wrestler than him.

Christian: *Throws his glass of water* I'm not jealous!

Edge: Why're you getting so mad then, huh? I only suggested it!

Christian: I was mad at the time! You won King of the Ring, what am I supposed to do, be happy for you?

Edge: Well, duh!

Christian: WHY?

Edge: 'Cause!

Gregory: Uhm...

Christian: THERE IS NO REASON! *Punches the couch*

Edge: *laughing hyterically* He's a spaz!

Christian: Well I COULDN'T be happy for you! You should have let someone else be the King of the Ring and then NONE of this would have happened! *stomping*

Edge: Stop throwing a fit! You're being a baby! *starts mocking Christian*

Christian: *Teary-eyed* I can't help it... I need you and kazoos...

Audience: Awwww.....

Edge: I need you too, man! *hugz*

Christian: Why can't we just be friends?

Edge: We can! Look! *takes out a kazoo* Here! Let's play the theme!

Christian: *Plays Edge's theme*

Edge: You think you know me! You think you know me! You think you know me! You think-

Christian: *Crying* Just like old times, buddy!

Edge: Buddy!

Christian: I've been wanting to give you this! *Hands Edge streamers*

Edge: Cool! Streamers rock!

Christian: Yeah!

Edge: Long live the stream!

Christian: Yeah! And long live the 'zoo!

Edge: I missed you, man!

Christian: I missed you too, man!

Am: Awwww, isn't that positively SAPPY!

Cooper: *hugs Christian and Edge*

Stacy Keibler: *Throwing a fit* Why don't you pay attention to me?!

Am: *whacks Stacy with a stop sign* Whoops, I slipped.

Christian: No Stacy! I have my "brother" back! I don't need you!

Am: You'd better not say that to me, Edge!

Edge: Never!

Am: Good! Yay, happy ending, let's go. Cooper's diaper needs to be changed.

Stacy: *Cries and starts throwing things*

Edge: Come on, Christian! We can go back to my place and PARTY!

Christian: And have CAKE?

Edge: Yeah!

Am: *rolls her eyes* Woo. Party.

Christian: Yeah! Cake rocks the body that rocks the party!

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**Back to show**

Billy: Thanks for watching The Dating Game Confidential! Tune in next time to see a tour of Edge and Am's house, a party story told by Edge and Christian, and Brock Lesnar proposing to Nicki! Bye bye!