Laney: ta da!!! I am back and on time!!! Muahahahaha!!! *looks around *
….where is everyone??? -_-;; they left me….they don't love me anymore!!!
*starts wailing *
Quatre: * jumps out from his hiding spot * Im sorry Im sorry Im sorry!!!! They made me do it!!! We all still love you!! Don't we guys?! *evil glare *
Heero: no
Trowa:…..
Wufei: love that weak onna….in your dreams….
Laney: *a vein pops out on her forehead as she glares at the lot of them *
Heero: O.O
Trowa: ditto
Wufei: ahh!! Don't hurt me!! Im sorry Im sorry!!
Laney: that's better….now where is everyone else??
Quatre: oops
Heero: uh oh…
Trowa: *runs to the freezer door and pull sit open so everyone else falls out *
Laney: O.O oh my…Relena has a Popsicle stuck to her ass….
Heero: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Relena: PAGEN!! Get this thing off of me!!!
Pagen: *shivers violently as he nears Relenas ass so pry the Popsicle from her *
:Laney: who wants to bet its not the cold he is shivering from….
Duo: ….aww no fair…you'll win for sure…
Laney: AAANNNNNYWAY!!! *gets everyone's attention * lets get on with the Q's!! there are a lot to get to!! First one is from a previous reviewer by the name of Bloody Valentine (Val) and here is what she has to say!!
sup? alright une, you touch him one more time and you will feel my wrath.*mutters*why do all the bitches have to ga after the hotties....n e wayz on to the questions:
1.Treize, here i got you a present*slaps a choker around his neck with a leash attached* now that bitch can't touch you. my dearly loved muse
CHIBI-VAL: suck a duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.O who right now just happens to be watchin' Dogma implantent a device so that the she-man would be severely electrocuted if IT got within 100 yards of you....so IT has to leave you alone...kay n e wayz...
CHIBI-VAL: you must excuse her....she forgot to take her prozac today
shut up or i swear i'll put you BACK in the freezer
CHIBI-VAL: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
hehehe. fine i won't....go buy Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....stop getting off topic next
2.Lady Une(she-man),i heard that you were trying to get Marimeia in the sack with you, so because you definately can't have Treize you'll go for his daughter? you sick, sick she-man.
3.Duo, yes Heero can read my story too...i just remembered...YOU DESTROYED MY CAR...and i only had two payments left....it was a good car too...oh wellz. that's all i have for now
Love ya lots, especially Treize*glomps and kisses*
bye, Val
Lady une: *touches Treize just to spite Val * so whatcha gonna do about it huh huh huh????
Treize: * examines the choker around his neck* hmm…well I never…
Lady une: *snaps and goes into a rampage * don't you touch him he is mine!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!!! *runs up to Treize and trys to pry the choker from his neck * grrrrrrrr *ZAP!!!!!! *
Laney: *watches as a fried Une falls to the ground with one leg twitching in the air * …..erm….O.o
Treize: *blinkblink *
Duo: suck a duck….suck a DUCK!!! *thinks for a minute * hmm….ok…*runs off to find a duck *
Lady une: *lays twitching on the ground *
:Laney: hmm…I think she ment to say that she likes small children….NEXT!!
Heero: ….woopee….
Duo: *thwaps Hee-chan * Im sorry!! I didn't mean to!! It was an accident…*hands Val a Penny * here….its my favorite…you can have it!! ^_^
Treize: O.O *kiss? *
Laney: okay!! Thank you Val!! And the thing from the freezer….anywho…lets move on….this next one is from ShiNi-ChYan….and she says….
HEYHEYHEY!!! YO PEOPLE!!! Hm...Juz a few questions... *Evil glint in eye*
Laney-san...why don't you dress the guys in teletubbies outfits? Wuffles here can be the sun or nunu! (???spelling???) Erm...but not before they answer my questions.
Heero: Why don't you just kill Relena and get on with your life!?
Duo: How long does it take you to braid and wash your hair everyday?
Trowa: WASSUP MAN!? What's with the slience? And will you go out wth me?
Quatre: Oh...poor baby...I understand...how does it feel like living with 29 older sisters? And what's with the pink shirts?
Wufei: I challenge you to a match, Gundam aginst gundam! Nataku vrs. Pit Viper!! (Mine) I'm stronger than Treize so don't think of me as a weakling!!! CHICKEN!!!
Relena: Don't you ever give up chasing Heero? Face it, you and him are not meant to be.
Dorothy: Cut those eyebrows of yours!! If not, I'll help you do it!!! *Starts chasing Dorothy around with a pair of gigantic hedge clippers* *Snip snip!!* Oops... *maniac grin*
Well, you can dress them up as Teletubbies now!!! Bye minna!!! *Drags Trowa away with her as she walks out* *Grin*
Trowa: Help!
Laney: hmm….*thinks for a minute * that teletubby idea sounds good….I like that….hmmm….*evil smirk *
Heero: no….don't even think of it!!
Laney: too late…
Heero: anyway….I'll deal with you AFTER the Q's are answered!! I ask myself that same question everyday…I COULD kill her….and I should kill her…but…it just wouldn't be normal without her regular rants and pathetic ideas for pacifism……
Duo: it takes me only five hours to braid and wash my hair each day…but that's only when the comb gets stuck in my braid and I cant get it out…
Trowa: uh…whazzup??? Erm…hmm…going out is such a broad term….it could mean many things….you'll have to be more specific…
Laney: *rolls eyes *
Quatre: its actually not that bad living with twenty nine older sisters….there is the odd family rivalry where hard hats and machine guns are needed but they teach me many things about the female race…..like where exactly babies come from…-_-; They also started my phaze in pink…ever since I was little I got the hand-me-downs from all of them…which most of the time consisted of pink….and I guess I just got used to it….
Wufei: no….women are weak…I will not fight them….and even if you are stronger than Treize it is still no matter because EVERYONE is stronger than him!!!
Treize: how rude…
Laney: grrr…..*tries to contain anger * …did you just call ALL women weak?!?!?!?
Wufei: O.O
Trowa, Quatre, Heero, Zechs, Treize, Howard, and Pagen: *all grab onto Laney and hold her back as she goes into a rage against Wufei *
Relena: WHAT!! What do you mean Heero and I are not meant to be together!!! That is most defiantly NOT true!! Heero LOVES me!! Isn't that right snookums?! *sweet face to Hee-chan *
Heero: nani?
Relena: what??
Heero: exactly
Laney: *stops struggling and is eventually let go, but not before spearing Wufei with a twinkie *
Dorothy: *screams and runs away from the massive hedge clippers * NO!! DON'T TOUCH ME!! MY EYEBROWS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS!! DON'T HURT BILL AND JACK!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Laney: *cough cough * ….Bill and Jack….
Heero: …yes….I remember Bill and Jack quite well…they leaped off her head and attacked Relena on day….it was very hilarious.
Laney: *whistles * anyyyywho…..time for your new costumes everyone!! Sorry but there isn't enough to go around…so a few of you will have to go without….*thinks for a minute * wait a sec…I have something the extras can wear after all!! *flys around the room putting everyone in their costumes * TADA!! *falls over laughing at the results *
Wufei: O.O NOOOOO!! Im not gay!! You cant make me the purple teletubby!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! *tries to run but cant in the suit * ;_;
Quatre: ….um….what exactly am I??
Duo: oh oh oh!! Q-man you are Po the red teletubby!! And I am Dipsy! The Green one!! And Heero is La La the Yellow one and Wufei is Tinkie Winkie the Purple one….and….and Trowa is Nu Nu the vacume cleaner….
Trowa: …..
Duo: and Zechs is the sun….and everyone else are the flowers!! But wait….Relena and Dorothy are missing!!! Hmmm….where could they be?!?!
Laney: …duo…how do you know all this?!
Duo: what?! Are you kidding? Teletubbies is my favorite show ever!!
Laney: *shakes head * I should have known….
Duo: oh look!! Quatres tummy is glowing!! That means its time for a movie!!! *drags Quatre, Heero and Wufei to the hill and forces them to dance then looks at Quatres glowing stomach *
Laney: O.O oh my…what have I done….this has got to be the worst torture ever!!!
Duo: OH!! I know where Relena and Dorothy are!! LOOK!! *points to the screen in Quatres stomach * They are the kids!!
Relena: *sucks her thumb *
Dorothy: *giggles and pulls on one of Relenas pigtails *
Relena: *starts crying *
Dorothy: *starts crying also *
Laney: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! What a monstrosity!! *runs around takeing all the costumes off and burning them * okay now that the horror Is over….lets move on to the next reviewer….which happens to be Ky Ky ….
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *wipes away a tear* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's soooo awesome laney! I dont have any q's at the moment, they were all used up on Heero while playing the question game ^_^ lol. Oh the memories. Well, I'll be keeping posted! BUT, you better finish your other stories FIRST before you do this *eyes you with that look* cuz I need closure
Heero: uh…do we even want to know….??
Laney: ^_^ oh its not THAT bad…but anyway, next person!! This is from Duo's Only Chick……
*clears throat meaningfully* Ok, i am *full* of questions, beleive me. And i have to agree that "why are you so short" was a very good question, and it needs to be answered by the creators of gundam wing. I mean, 5'2?!? *ahem* anyway, for teh questions...
Heero: why do you grunt so much, and why didn't you shoot relena when you had the chance damnit!?!
Duo: when you first met heero, you were trying to save relena...one word...WHY?!?
Relena: WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE HEERO ALONE!?!
ok, enough ranting about relena.
Wufei: can i call your katana a "sword"?? i mean, what kind of a word is "katana" sounds like some kind of cat.
Trowa: howcome everyone always puts your words in "..." and then they get Quatre to translate it...how do you fit whole sentences into a pair of quotation marks and three dots??
um...oh yeah
Quatre: why are you so cute?!? ^^
Dorothy: how did you get your eyebrows to grow like that in the first place? and if you're soo in love with Quatre why'd you try to kill him?? I mean, stabbing him with a fencing sword? how lame can you get?
Une: ... *BANG* takes care of that problem.
Treize: are you gay? and if you are, who's your first choice?
Zechs/Milliardo: have you ever wanted to kill your sister?
Noin: Girl, i can see why you fell for the blond..mmm...long hair...Don't give him up just yet, he's rich, isn't he?
Ok, and a final question for everyone, what is your worst pet peev? (not including Duo, of course) *grins* sorry Duo!
ok, that's just about long enough. Sorry for so many questions...people were giving me strange looks when i read this...since i was laughing out loud...hehe...torture is good..muahahahaha!!!
anyway, got to jet,
Duo's Only Chick
Heero: grunt….what are you talking about?1 I don't grunt….
Duo: * whispers* he is in denial!!!
Heero: and not shooting Relena was one of my biggest mistakes….and I regret it fully….im so sorry peoples….I've tortured you all….;_;
Duo: ack!! That was a total fluke!! How was I supposed to know she was a preppy whore who wanted to get rid of all the weapons in the world!! If your looking to someone to blame, blame her!!! *points at Relena *
Relena: I wont leave heero alone!! NO! NEVER! Its impossible!! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nooooooo! *THWAP *……*falls to the ground *
Laney: *eyebrow twitches *
Wufie: BAKA!! A Katana is a sword….you can call it either or!! And it is not cat!! Neko is cat!! Katana is sword swwwwwoooooooooooorrrrrrrd!! Got it?!?!?!
Laney: *warning glare * Wufei!! If you do not stop insulting people I will ask them all kindly to kick you wear it counts!! ONE AFTER THE OTHER!! Now do you got that?!?!?!
Wufie: *gulp, nods slowly *
Laney: Now appologize!!!
Wufei: im sorry…;_;
Trowa: …….
Quatre: He say's its out of habbit….and that it is quite possible to fit even paragraphs into a bunch of dots….
Laney: oi…
Quatre: ^_^ thank you for the compliment….but I cann't tell you why….because I do not know…talk to my dad….he played a big part…
Dorothy: my eyebrows were like this since I was a baby….see?! *pulls out a baby photo of herself *
Laney: *screams and hides her eyes *
Dorothy: and I did not stab Mr Winner on my own accord! The Zero system had a lot to do with it….besides he forgave me!! And that's all that counts!!
Quatre: *mutters * who said that?! Not me!!
Lady Une: *gets pegged in the forehead with a rubber band * ooowwww!
Treize: …how did you find out?!?! Oh well…now that you know….yes I am Gay….and I'd have to say that my first choice would be Wuffles….he is my little dragon…
Wufei: O.O shhhhhhhh!!!!
Zechs: why do you think I left home all those years ago….
Noin: *grins * I know…isn't he sexy?! *pets Zechs * and the money helps to get rid of the personality disorder and the wacko sister problem….
Zechs: I thought you said you didn't care about the money!! *starts bawling and runs out of the room *
Heero: my worst pet peeve is Relena….but that's only if Duo isn't included….
Duo: Honey! Because it tends to get stuck in my braid!!
Quatre: people who stab you and leave you to die….
Trowa: Catherines food
Wufei: weak people
Dorothy: people who cant see the beauty in my eyebrows! *models *
Relena: anything that is not pink
Noin: people who have hair identical to mine!!
Hilde: *glares at Noin * staples…they never work just how you want them to….
Lady Une: people who talk to birds!! *glances at Treize *
Treize: nothing….I LOVE everything and Everyone!!!
Laney: gah!! Okay!! Move on!! Before Treize gets anycloser!! *reads the next review * this is from the Princess of Destruction
Hi Laney!!!! good job on the questions and answers!!! *latches onto Duo and ravishes him wildly, and knows that Hilde can't do nothing about it (cuz I AM Hilde!!)* ^_^ I'm sooooo evil! But he loves it! Isn't that right Duo?
Ummmm... yeah.... *wonders off after waving to all the others* See ya tomorrow night Duo!! I'll be waiting!! *winks and disappears into the darkness*
Duo: oooooooooooooo yummy!!!
Hilde: If your hilde than I am a monkeys uncle!!
Laney: you said it not me…*reads the next and final review from spazmastic *
Oooo, I couldn't resist! ^-^! This first part is for the guys only, O.o;
1. Who looks at porn?(magazine, internet, ect.)
2. Who takes the longest in the bathroom?
3. In bed; Dom or Sub? (Dominate, Submissive, XD!)
4. Favorite animal? ^-^
Ok to Hilde, Can I brush Duo's hair? Pleasey...? ;_;
Thank you! XD
Heero: duo is the only one that watches porn…..*shudders *
Wufei: *whistles innocently *
Quatre: DUO!! Defiantly duo!! He takes as LEAST five hours daily!!!
Heero: Dominate! Duh!!
Quatre: *blushes * sub
Trowa: Dom
Wufei: depends on with who…
Duo: sub…it's the best way….
Quatre: my favorite animals are huskies….they are so mystic and beautiful…
Heero: snakes….but only because Duo is afraid of them….*maniacal grin *
Duo: cats…they take on the same personality traits as their owners….at least mine does….O.o
Wufei: Komodo Dragons…..deadly and real…
Trowa: Lions….even though they sometimes get hungry and eat my pants….
Laney: dun dun DUN!! Last question for today!!
Hilde: *eyes bug out * really?! You really want to?!?! Be my guest!! You know how long it takes?!?!?! And the junk that he gets stuck in there….whooee!! go ahead!! I'll even pay you!! *dances around happily *
Laney: and that is all for today everyone….twas longer than usual…but I hope you enjoyed it!! Keep the q's coming!!
Quatre: * jumps out from his hiding spot * Im sorry Im sorry Im sorry!!!! They made me do it!!! We all still love you!! Don't we guys?! *evil glare *
Heero: no
Trowa:…..
Wufei: love that weak onna….in your dreams….
Laney: *a vein pops out on her forehead as she glares at the lot of them *
Heero: O.O
Trowa: ditto
Wufei: ahh!! Don't hurt me!! Im sorry Im sorry!!
Laney: that's better….now where is everyone else??
Quatre: oops
Heero: uh oh…
Trowa: *runs to the freezer door and pull sit open so everyone else falls out *
Laney: O.O oh my…Relena has a Popsicle stuck to her ass….
Heero: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Relena: PAGEN!! Get this thing off of me!!!
Pagen: *shivers violently as he nears Relenas ass so pry the Popsicle from her *
:Laney: who wants to bet its not the cold he is shivering from….
Duo: ….aww no fair…you'll win for sure…
Laney: AAANNNNNYWAY!!! *gets everyone's attention * lets get on with the Q's!! there are a lot to get to!! First one is from a previous reviewer by the name of Bloody Valentine (Val) and here is what she has to say!!
sup? alright une, you touch him one more time and you will feel my wrath.*mutters*why do all the bitches have to ga after the hotties....n e wayz on to the questions:
1.Treize, here i got you a present*slaps a choker around his neck with a leash attached* now that bitch can't touch you. my dearly loved muse
CHIBI-VAL: suck a duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.O who right now just happens to be watchin' Dogma implantent a device so that the she-man would be severely electrocuted if IT got within 100 yards of you....so IT has to leave you alone...kay n e wayz...
CHIBI-VAL: you must excuse her....she forgot to take her prozac today
shut up or i swear i'll put you BACK in the freezer
CHIBI-VAL: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
hehehe. fine i won't....go buy Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back....stop getting off topic next
2.Lady Une(she-man),i heard that you were trying to get Marimeia in the sack with you, so because you definately can't have Treize you'll go for his daughter? you sick, sick she-man.
3.Duo, yes Heero can read my story too...i just remembered...YOU DESTROYED MY CAR...and i only had two payments left....it was a good car too...oh wellz. that's all i have for now
Love ya lots, especially Treize*glomps and kisses*
bye, Val
Lady une: *touches Treize just to spite Val * so whatcha gonna do about it huh huh huh????
Treize: * examines the choker around his neck* hmm…well I never…
Lady une: *snaps and goes into a rampage * don't you touch him he is mine!! MINE MINE MINE!!!!!! *runs up to Treize and trys to pry the choker from his neck * grrrrrrrr *ZAP!!!!!! *
Laney: *watches as a fried Une falls to the ground with one leg twitching in the air * …..erm….O.o
Treize: *blinkblink *
Duo: suck a duck….suck a DUCK!!! *thinks for a minute * hmm….ok…*runs off to find a duck *
Lady une: *lays twitching on the ground *
:Laney: hmm…I think she ment to say that she likes small children….NEXT!!
Heero: ….woopee….
Duo: *thwaps Hee-chan * Im sorry!! I didn't mean to!! It was an accident…*hands Val a Penny * here….its my favorite…you can have it!! ^_^
Treize: O.O *kiss? *
Laney: okay!! Thank you Val!! And the thing from the freezer….anywho…lets move on….this next one is from ShiNi-ChYan….and she says….
HEYHEYHEY!!! YO PEOPLE!!! Hm...Juz a few questions... *Evil glint in eye*
Laney-san...why don't you dress the guys in teletubbies outfits? Wuffles here can be the sun or nunu! (???spelling???) Erm...but not before they answer my questions.
Heero: Why don't you just kill Relena and get on with your life!?
Duo: How long does it take you to braid and wash your hair everyday?
Trowa: WASSUP MAN!? What's with the slience? And will you go out wth me?
Quatre: Oh...poor baby...I understand...how does it feel like living with 29 older sisters? And what's with the pink shirts?
Wufei: I challenge you to a match, Gundam aginst gundam! Nataku vrs. Pit Viper!! (Mine) I'm stronger than Treize so don't think of me as a weakling!!! CHICKEN!!!
Relena: Don't you ever give up chasing Heero? Face it, you and him are not meant to be.
Dorothy: Cut those eyebrows of yours!! If not, I'll help you do it!!! *Starts chasing Dorothy around with a pair of gigantic hedge clippers* *Snip snip!!* Oops... *maniac grin*
Well, you can dress them up as Teletubbies now!!! Bye minna!!! *Drags Trowa away with her as she walks out* *Grin*
Trowa: Help!
Laney: hmm….*thinks for a minute * that teletubby idea sounds good….I like that….hmmm….*evil smirk *
Heero: no….don't even think of it!!
Laney: too late…
Heero: anyway….I'll deal with you AFTER the Q's are answered!! I ask myself that same question everyday…I COULD kill her….and I should kill her…but…it just wouldn't be normal without her regular rants and pathetic ideas for pacifism……
Duo: it takes me only five hours to braid and wash my hair each day…but that's only when the comb gets stuck in my braid and I cant get it out…
Trowa: uh…whazzup??? Erm…hmm…going out is such a broad term….it could mean many things….you'll have to be more specific…
Laney: *rolls eyes *
Quatre: its actually not that bad living with twenty nine older sisters….there is the odd family rivalry where hard hats and machine guns are needed but they teach me many things about the female race…..like where exactly babies come from…-_-; They also started my phaze in pink…ever since I was little I got the hand-me-downs from all of them…which most of the time consisted of pink….and I guess I just got used to it….
Wufei: no….women are weak…I will not fight them….and even if you are stronger than Treize it is still no matter because EVERYONE is stronger than him!!!
Treize: how rude…
Laney: grrr…..*tries to contain anger * …did you just call ALL women weak?!?!?!?
Wufei: O.O
Trowa, Quatre, Heero, Zechs, Treize, Howard, and Pagen: *all grab onto Laney and hold her back as she goes into a rage against Wufei *
Relena: WHAT!! What do you mean Heero and I are not meant to be together!!! That is most defiantly NOT true!! Heero LOVES me!! Isn't that right snookums?! *sweet face to Hee-chan *
Heero: nani?
Relena: what??
Heero: exactly
Laney: *stops struggling and is eventually let go, but not before spearing Wufei with a twinkie *
Dorothy: *screams and runs away from the massive hedge clippers * NO!! DON'T TOUCH ME!! MY EYEBROWS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS!! DON'T HURT BILL AND JACK!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Laney: *cough cough * ….Bill and Jack….
Heero: …yes….I remember Bill and Jack quite well…they leaped off her head and attacked Relena on day….it was very hilarious.
Laney: *whistles * anyyyywho…..time for your new costumes everyone!! Sorry but there isn't enough to go around…so a few of you will have to go without….*thinks for a minute * wait a sec…I have something the extras can wear after all!! *flys around the room putting everyone in their costumes * TADA!! *falls over laughing at the results *
Wufei: O.O NOOOOO!! Im not gay!! You cant make me the purple teletubby!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! *tries to run but cant in the suit * ;_;
Quatre: ….um….what exactly am I??
Duo: oh oh oh!! Q-man you are Po the red teletubby!! And I am Dipsy! The Green one!! And Heero is La La the Yellow one and Wufei is Tinkie Winkie the Purple one….and….and Trowa is Nu Nu the vacume cleaner….
Trowa: …..
Duo: and Zechs is the sun….and everyone else are the flowers!! But wait….Relena and Dorothy are missing!!! Hmmm….where could they be?!?!
Laney: …duo…how do you know all this?!
Duo: what?! Are you kidding? Teletubbies is my favorite show ever!!
Laney: *shakes head * I should have known….
Duo: oh look!! Quatres tummy is glowing!! That means its time for a movie!!! *drags Quatre, Heero and Wufei to the hill and forces them to dance then looks at Quatres glowing stomach *
Laney: O.O oh my…what have I done….this has got to be the worst torture ever!!!
Duo: OH!! I know where Relena and Dorothy are!! LOOK!! *points to the screen in Quatres stomach * They are the kids!!
Relena: *sucks her thumb *
Dorothy: *giggles and pulls on one of Relenas pigtails *
Relena: *starts crying *
Dorothy: *starts crying also *
Laney: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! What a monstrosity!! *runs around takeing all the costumes off and burning them * okay now that the horror Is over….lets move on to the next reviewer….which happens to be Ky Ky ….
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *wipes away a tear* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's soooo awesome laney! I dont have any q's at the moment, they were all used up on Heero while playing the question game ^_^ lol. Oh the memories. Well, I'll be keeping posted! BUT, you better finish your other stories FIRST before you do this *eyes you with that look* cuz I need closure
Heero: uh…do we even want to know….??
Laney: ^_^ oh its not THAT bad…but anyway, next person!! This is from Duo's Only Chick……
*clears throat meaningfully* Ok, i am *full* of questions, beleive me. And i have to agree that "why are you so short" was a very good question, and it needs to be answered by the creators of gundam wing. I mean, 5'2?!? *ahem* anyway, for teh questions...
Heero: why do you grunt so much, and why didn't you shoot relena when you had the chance damnit!?!
Duo: when you first met heero, you were trying to save relena...one word...WHY?!?
Relena: WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE HEERO ALONE!?!
ok, enough ranting about relena.
Wufei: can i call your katana a "sword"?? i mean, what kind of a word is "katana" sounds like some kind of cat.
Trowa: howcome everyone always puts your words in "..." and then they get Quatre to translate it...how do you fit whole sentences into a pair of quotation marks and three dots??
um...oh yeah
Quatre: why are you so cute?!? ^^
Dorothy: how did you get your eyebrows to grow like that in the first place? and if you're soo in love with Quatre why'd you try to kill him?? I mean, stabbing him with a fencing sword? how lame can you get?
Une: ... *BANG* takes care of that problem.
Treize: are you gay? and if you are, who's your first choice?
Zechs/Milliardo: have you ever wanted to kill your sister?
Noin: Girl, i can see why you fell for the blond..mmm...long hair...Don't give him up just yet, he's rich, isn't he?
Ok, and a final question for everyone, what is your worst pet peev? (not including Duo, of course) *grins* sorry Duo!
ok, that's just about long enough. Sorry for so many questions...people were giving me strange looks when i read this...since i was laughing out loud...hehe...torture is good..muahahahaha!!!
anyway, got to jet,
Duo's Only Chick
Heero: grunt….what are you talking about?1 I don't grunt….
Duo: * whispers* he is in denial!!!
Heero: and not shooting Relena was one of my biggest mistakes….and I regret it fully….im so sorry peoples….I've tortured you all….;_;
Duo: ack!! That was a total fluke!! How was I supposed to know she was a preppy whore who wanted to get rid of all the weapons in the world!! If your looking to someone to blame, blame her!!! *points at Relena *
Relena: I wont leave heero alone!! NO! NEVER! Its impossible!! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nooooooo! *THWAP *……*falls to the ground *
Laney: *eyebrow twitches *
Wufie: BAKA!! A Katana is a sword….you can call it either or!! And it is not cat!! Neko is cat!! Katana is sword swwwwwoooooooooooorrrrrrrd!! Got it?!?!?!
Laney: *warning glare * Wufei!! If you do not stop insulting people I will ask them all kindly to kick you wear it counts!! ONE AFTER THE OTHER!! Now do you got that?!?!?!
Wufie: *gulp, nods slowly *
Laney: Now appologize!!!
Wufei: im sorry…;_;
Trowa: …….
Quatre: He say's its out of habbit….and that it is quite possible to fit even paragraphs into a bunch of dots….
Laney: oi…
Quatre: ^_^ thank you for the compliment….but I cann't tell you why….because I do not know…talk to my dad….he played a big part…
Dorothy: my eyebrows were like this since I was a baby….see?! *pulls out a baby photo of herself *
Laney: *screams and hides her eyes *
Dorothy: and I did not stab Mr Winner on my own accord! The Zero system had a lot to do with it….besides he forgave me!! And that's all that counts!!
Quatre: *mutters * who said that?! Not me!!
Lady Une: *gets pegged in the forehead with a rubber band * ooowwww!
Treize: …how did you find out?!?! Oh well…now that you know….yes I am Gay….and I'd have to say that my first choice would be Wuffles….he is my little dragon…
Wufei: O.O shhhhhhhh!!!!
Zechs: why do you think I left home all those years ago….
Noin: *grins * I know…isn't he sexy?! *pets Zechs * and the money helps to get rid of the personality disorder and the wacko sister problem….
Zechs: I thought you said you didn't care about the money!! *starts bawling and runs out of the room *
Heero: my worst pet peeve is Relena….but that's only if Duo isn't included….
Duo: Honey! Because it tends to get stuck in my braid!!
Quatre: people who stab you and leave you to die….
Trowa: Catherines food
Wufei: weak people
Dorothy: people who cant see the beauty in my eyebrows! *models *
Relena: anything that is not pink
Noin: people who have hair identical to mine!!
Hilde: *glares at Noin * staples…they never work just how you want them to….
Lady Une: people who talk to birds!! *glances at Treize *
Treize: nothing….I LOVE everything and Everyone!!!
Laney: gah!! Okay!! Move on!! Before Treize gets anycloser!! *reads the next review * this is from the Princess of Destruction
Hi Laney!!!! good job on the questions and answers!!! *latches onto Duo and ravishes him wildly, and knows that Hilde can't do nothing about it (cuz I AM Hilde!!)* ^_^ I'm sooooo evil! But he loves it! Isn't that right Duo?
Ummmm... yeah.... *wonders off after waving to all the others* See ya tomorrow night Duo!! I'll be waiting!! *winks and disappears into the darkness*
Duo: oooooooooooooo yummy!!!
Hilde: If your hilde than I am a monkeys uncle!!
Laney: you said it not me…*reads the next and final review from spazmastic *
Oooo, I couldn't resist! ^-^! This first part is for the guys only, O.o;
1. Who looks at porn?(magazine, internet, ect.)
2. Who takes the longest in the bathroom?
3. In bed; Dom or Sub? (Dominate, Submissive, XD!)
4. Favorite animal? ^-^
Ok to Hilde, Can I brush Duo's hair? Pleasey...? ;_;
Thank you! XD
Heero: duo is the only one that watches porn…..*shudders *
Wufei: *whistles innocently *
Quatre: DUO!! Defiantly duo!! He takes as LEAST five hours daily!!!
Heero: Dominate! Duh!!
Quatre: *blushes * sub
Trowa: Dom
Wufei: depends on with who…
Duo: sub…it's the best way….
Quatre: my favorite animals are huskies….they are so mystic and beautiful…
Heero: snakes….but only because Duo is afraid of them….*maniacal grin *
Duo: cats…they take on the same personality traits as their owners….at least mine does….O.o
Wufei: Komodo Dragons…..deadly and real…
Trowa: Lions….even though they sometimes get hungry and eat my pants….
Laney: dun dun DUN!! Last question for today!!
Hilde: *eyes bug out * really?! You really want to?!?! Be my guest!! You know how long it takes?!?!?! And the junk that he gets stuck in there….whooee!! go ahead!! I'll even pay you!! *dances around happily *
Laney: and that is all for today everyone….twas longer than usual…but I hope you enjoyed it!! Keep the q's coming!!
