The SPECIAL Dating Game!
A/N: Only Amanda writing this one! Sorry, Nicki is gone, and I was bored. This is what happened.
Am: Welcome to the Dating Game Special! I'm your hostess, and bachelorette, Amanda!
Edge: WHAT?! Bachelorette?! But... You... Me...
Am: Oh, it's just for fun! Can it, Edgey! I won't break up with you.
Edge: .......
Am: Ok, today we have all of ten bachelors! I have no clue who they are! Well, ok, I do know a little bit... Ok, I know exactly who they are! So sue me!
Kane: *points to his leg, which has someone glomping onto him*......
Am: Hey, who are you?
Starfallen: I'm Starfallen! Remember, I reviewed and asked if I could hug Kane's leg?
Am: Oh yeah. Ok then. Go ahead. Ok, today's bachelors. Bachelor 1-
B1: What?
Am: .......
B1: *waiting for Am to say something*
Am: Ok-
B1: What?
Am: What?!
B1: What?
Am: What?
B1: Wh-
Edge: Ok, enough!
Am: All right. Bachelor 2 is a short-shit, but that's ok, cause he's still pretty cute!
B2: Really?
Am: Yup!
Edge: *looking jealous*
Am: Bachelor 3-
B3: FINALLY! Th... Bachelor 3 has come BACK to the Dating Game!
Am: *rolls her eyes* I can't believe the people I chose here... Bachelor 4 is a tough-ass brawler! And he has cool hair! *giggles*
B4: Hey.
Am: Bachelor 5 has been on this show too many times, but he came back because his brother refused.
B5: I'm only a replacement?!
Am: Bachelor 6 is cool!
B6: Of course, cause..... um... nevermind.
Am: Bachelor 7 is a hon, when he's not jealous!
B7: Greetings!
Edge: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Am: *covers Edge's mouth* Bachelor 8 is an asshole sometimes, but that's only 'cause no one respects him!
B8: Finally someone else realizes that!
Am: Bachelor 9 is The Game!
B9: Oh, didn't that give it away.
Am: And Bachelor 10 is last, and the least!
B10: Are you disrespecting me?!
Am: *laughing*
B10: I'll come out there and kick your ass!
Am: Ok, B1. My-
B1: What?
Am: ..... Grrr.. Ok, my qu-
B1: What?
Am: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
B1:......
Am: Thank you! *sighs* Ok, my question is. If I were a wrestler and had a match with Big Show, what would you do?
B1: Help you! What? I said help you! And that's the bottom line, cause-
Am: Wait! Don't give away your identity! *muttering* Like you haven't already. B2. How would you treat me if I were your girlfriend?
B2: With respect, of course.
Audience: Awwwww!
Am: Cool. B3, it's my birthday. What do you give to me?
B3: The People's Strudel!
Am: *starts giggling like an immature little girl*
Edge: *looks angry* You're not giving her any strudel! That's MY job!
Am: Calm down, hon! He's just like that! *still giggling* B4, can I braid your hair?
B4: No!
Am: Aww... Ok, party-pooper. B5, what would you do if I told you I wanted to touch your hair and look into your eyes? *snickering*
B5: ..... that's not funny.
Am: B6, I'm sad and I need cheering up. What do you do?
B6: I can stand on my head.
Am: *shrieks gleefully* Cool!
B6: I know!
Am: B7, what's your favorite thing to do?
B7: Party!
Edge: *eye twitching*
Am: *takes Edge's hand* Stop being so jealous. It's for fun! B8, what's your best feature?
B8: My full head of hair. I already told you that!
Am: *snickering* Ok, B9, if I got beaten up, what would you do?
B9: Go after whoever did it.
Audience: Awwww...
Nicki in Quebec: HEYO! How come you get your own show, Amanda?!
Brock in Quebec: ......
Nicki in Quebec: You're so quiet...
Am: Ahem. B10-
B10: RESPECT ME!
Am: .... B1, What-
B1: What?
Am: What, what? I said What?
B1: ......
Am: What's your favorite pasttime?
B1: Drinking beer! What? I said Drinking Beer!
Am: Ok. B2, how would you describe yourself?
B2: Probably as a nice guy. And a tough guy!
Am: B3, I think-
B3: It doesn't matter what you think!
Am: *shakes head* You're a weirdo. Ok, I think that you need a new gimmick in the WWE! what do you do?
B3: I told you! It doesn't matter what you think!
Am: B4, can I wear your Hardcore Belt?
B4: Not unless I know you!
Am: You're crabby! Man... B5, would you dye your hair purple for me?
B5: .... Probably not.
Am: Ok. B6, would you teach me your best wrestling moves?
B6: Sure, that'd be cool!
Am: *giggling more* I like you!
Edge: *ready to go behind the screen and tear B6 to bits*
Am: B7, can I braid YOUR hair?
B7: Sure!
Am: Sweet!
Edge: That's it! *tears the screen down and started trying to beat everyone up* GET! GO!
Christian: *shrieks* Edge lost it!!! *runs away*
RVD: Let me go! *getting beaten up by Edge*
Am: EDGE! You're ruining it!
Undertaker: So it was YOU! *stomps over to Am* You disrespecting me?!
Am: *laughs* Yeah! If you have a problem with that, you can take it up with my buddy, Kane!
Kane: *trying to pry Starfallen off his leg*
Am: Or with my boyfriend!
Edge: *still beating RVD up*
The Rock: Would the hostess like some *hip movements* Strudel?
Am: *giggling again*
Edge: *dives at The Rock and started beating him up*
RVD: *crawls off the stage*
Bradshaw: *gets in on the fight and starts beating up Edge*
Am: Eep! Hey! Kane, go and get Edge for me!
Kane: *running away from Starfallen*
Starfallen: Come back! Cookie, come back!!!
Am: *shrieks* Edge!
Kurt: You know him out *pauses and produces a razor* And I'll shave his head!
Am: *screams in terror* Oh no! No no no! *sobs* Somebody save him! SAVE HIM!
Buster: *comes running in wearing a SECURITY shirt* (He's my dog, BTW)
Annie: (Other dog) *follows him in*
Dogs: *team up and attack Kurt Angle*
Am: *tackles Bradshaw*
Audience: WAHOO! FIGHT!
Am: *pulling Bradshaw's hair*
Bradshaw: You bitch! *pulls her hair back*
Edge: *attacks Bradshaw and saves Amanda*
Audience: AWWWWW!!!
Am: My hero! *batting eyelashes* Wahoo! Go Edgey! *jumps up and down, then gets mowed down by Kane* Ouch...
SF: Cookie, don't leave me!
Kane: *screaming*
Matt: *comes in and puts Amanda over his shoulder and leaves*
Edge: *whistles to the dogs, then leaves*
Buster: *steals Kurt's medals, and takes off*
Kurt: !!!!!! THE DOG STOLE MY GOLD MEDALS!!!
END
A/N: Only Amanda writing this one! Sorry, Nicki is gone, and I was bored. This is what happened.
Am: Welcome to the Dating Game Special! I'm your hostess, and bachelorette, Amanda!
Edge: WHAT?! Bachelorette?! But... You... Me...
Am: Oh, it's just for fun! Can it, Edgey! I won't break up with you.
Edge: .......
Am: Ok, today we have all of ten bachelors! I have no clue who they are! Well, ok, I do know a little bit... Ok, I know exactly who they are! So sue me!
Kane: *points to his leg, which has someone glomping onto him*......
Am: Hey, who are you?
Starfallen: I'm Starfallen! Remember, I reviewed and asked if I could hug Kane's leg?
Am: Oh yeah. Ok then. Go ahead. Ok, today's bachelors. Bachelor 1-
B1: What?
Am: .......
B1: *waiting for Am to say something*
Am: Ok-
B1: What?
Am: What?!
B1: What?
Am: What?
B1: Wh-
Edge: Ok, enough!
Am: All right. Bachelor 2 is a short-shit, but that's ok, cause he's still pretty cute!
B2: Really?
Am: Yup!
Edge: *looking jealous*
Am: Bachelor 3-
B3: FINALLY! Th... Bachelor 3 has come BACK to the Dating Game!
Am: *rolls her eyes* I can't believe the people I chose here... Bachelor 4 is a tough-ass brawler! And he has cool hair! *giggles*
B4: Hey.
Am: Bachelor 5 has been on this show too many times, but he came back because his brother refused.
B5: I'm only a replacement?!
Am: Bachelor 6 is cool!
B6: Of course, cause..... um... nevermind.
Am: Bachelor 7 is a hon, when he's not jealous!
B7: Greetings!
Edge: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Am: *covers Edge's mouth* Bachelor 8 is an asshole sometimes, but that's only 'cause no one respects him!
B8: Finally someone else realizes that!
Am: Bachelor 9 is The Game!
B9: Oh, didn't that give it away.
Am: And Bachelor 10 is last, and the least!
B10: Are you disrespecting me?!
Am: *laughing*
B10: I'll come out there and kick your ass!
Am: Ok, B1. My-
B1: What?
Am: ..... Grrr.. Ok, my qu-
B1: What?
Am: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
B1:......
Am: Thank you! *sighs* Ok, my question is. If I were a wrestler and had a match with Big Show, what would you do?
B1: Help you! What? I said help you! And that's the bottom line, cause-
Am: Wait! Don't give away your identity! *muttering* Like you haven't already. B2. How would you treat me if I were your girlfriend?
B2: With respect, of course.
Audience: Awwwww!
Am: Cool. B3, it's my birthday. What do you give to me?
B3: The People's Strudel!
Am: *starts giggling like an immature little girl*
Edge: *looks angry* You're not giving her any strudel! That's MY job!
Am: Calm down, hon! He's just like that! *still giggling* B4, can I braid your hair?
B4: No!
Am: Aww... Ok, party-pooper. B5, what would you do if I told you I wanted to touch your hair and look into your eyes? *snickering*
B5: ..... that's not funny.
Am: B6, I'm sad and I need cheering up. What do you do?
B6: I can stand on my head.
Am: *shrieks gleefully* Cool!
B6: I know!
Am: B7, what's your favorite thing to do?
B7: Party!
Edge: *eye twitching*
Am: *takes Edge's hand* Stop being so jealous. It's for fun! B8, what's your best feature?
B8: My full head of hair. I already told you that!
Am: *snickering* Ok, B9, if I got beaten up, what would you do?
B9: Go after whoever did it.
Audience: Awwww...
Nicki in Quebec: HEYO! How come you get your own show, Amanda?!
Brock in Quebec: ......
Nicki in Quebec: You're so quiet...
Am: Ahem. B10-
B10: RESPECT ME!
Am: .... B1, What-
B1: What?
Am: What, what? I said What?
B1: ......
Am: What's your favorite pasttime?
B1: Drinking beer! What? I said Drinking Beer!
Am: Ok. B2, how would you describe yourself?
B2: Probably as a nice guy. And a tough guy!
Am: B3, I think-
B3: It doesn't matter what you think!
Am: *shakes head* You're a weirdo. Ok, I think that you need a new gimmick in the WWE! what do you do?
B3: I told you! It doesn't matter what you think!
Am: B4, can I wear your Hardcore Belt?
B4: Not unless I know you!
Am: You're crabby! Man... B5, would you dye your hair purple for me?
B5: .... Probably not.
Am: Ok. B6, would you teach me your best wrestling moves?
B6: Sure, that'd be cool!
Am: *giggling more* I like you!
Edge: *ready to go behind the screen and tear B6 to bits*
Am: B7, can I braid YOUR hair?
B7: Sure!
Am: Sweet!
Edge: That's it! *tears the screen down and started trying to beat everyone up* GET! GO!
Christian: *shrieks* Edge lost it!!! *runs away*
RVD: Let me go! *getting beaten up by Edge*
Am: EDGE! You're ruining it!
Undertaker: So it was YOU! *stomps over to Am* You disrespecting me?!
Am: *laughs* Yeah! If you have a problem with that, you can take it up with my buddy, Kane!
Kane: *trying to pry Starfallen off his leg*
Am: Or with my boyfriend!
Edge: *still beating RVD up*
The Rock: Would the hostess like some *hip movements* Strudel?
Am: *giggling again*
Edge: *dives at The Rock and started beating him up*
RVD: *crawls off the stage*
Bradshaw: *gets in on the fight and starts beating up Edge*
Am: Eep! Hey! Kane, go and get Edge for me!
Kane: *running away from Starfallen*
Starfallen: Come back! Cookie, come back!!!
Am: *shrieks* Edge!
Kurt: You know him out *pauses and produces a razor* And I'll shave his head!
Am: *screams in terror* Oh no! No no no! *sobs* Somebody save him! SAVE HIM!
Buster: *comes running in wearing a SECURITY shirt* (He's my dog, BTW)
Annie: (Other dog) *follows him in*
Dogs: *team up and attack Kurt Angle*
Am: *tackles Bradshaw*
Audience: WAHOO! FIGHT!
Am: *pulling Bradshaw's hair*
Bradshaw: You bitch! *pulls her hair back*
Edge: *attacks Bradshaw and saves Amanda*
Audience: AWWWWW!!!
Am: My hero! *batting eyelashes* Wahoo! Go Edgey! *jumps up and down, then gets mowed down by Kane* Ouch...
SF: Cookie, don't leave me!
Kane: *screaming*
Matt: *comes in and puts Amanda over his shoulder and leaves*
Edge: *whistles to the dogs, then leaves*
Buster: *steals Kurt's medals, and takes off*
Kurt: !!!!!! THE DOG STOLE MY GOLD MEDALS!!!
END
