The SPECIAL Dating Game!

A/N: Only Amanda writing this one! Sorry, Nicki is gone, and I was bored. This is what happened.

Am: Welcome to the Dating Game Special! I'm your hostess, and bachelorette, Amanda!

Edge: WHAT?! Bachelorette?! But... You... Me...

Am: Oh, it's just for fun! Can it, Edgey! I won't break up with you.

Edge: .......

Am: Ok, today we have all of ten bachelors! I have no clue who they are! Well, ok, I do know a little bit... Ok, I know exactly who they are! So sue me!

Kane: *points to his leg, which has someone glomping onto him*......

Am: Hey, who are you?

Starfallen: I'm Starfallen! Remember, I reviewed and asked if I could hug Kane's leg?

Am: Oh yeah. Ok then. Go ahead. Ok, today's bachelors. Bachelor 1-

B1: What?

Am: .......

B1: *waiting for Am to say something*

Am: Ok-

B1: What?

Am: What?!

B1: What?

Am: What?

B1: Wh-

Edge: Ok, enough!

Am: All right. Bachelor 2 is a short-shit, but that's ok, cause he's still pretty cute!

B2: Really?

Am: Yup!

Edge: *looking jealous*

Am: Bachelor 3-

B3: FINALLY! Th... Bachelor 3 has come BACK to the Dating Game!

Am: *rolls her eyes* I can't believe the people I chose here... Bachelor 4 is a tough-ass brawler! And he has cool hair! *giggles*

B4: Hey.

Am: Bachelor 5 has been on this show too many times, but he came back because his brother refused.

B5: I'm only a replacement?!

Am: Bachelor 6 is cool!

B6: Of course, cause..... um... nevermind.

Am: Bachelor 7 is a hon, when he's not jealous!

B7: Greetings!

Edge: !!!!!!!!!!!!

Am: *covers Edge's mouth* Bachelor 8 is an asshole sometimes, but that's only 'cause no one respects him!

B8: Finally someone else realizes that!

Am: Bachelor 9 is The Game!

B9: Oh, didn't that give it away.

Am: And Bachelor 10 is last, and the least!

B10: Are you disrespecting me?!

Am: *laughing*

B10: I'll come out there and kick your ass!

Am: Ok, B1. My-

B1: What?

Am: ..... Grrr.. Ok, my qu-

B1: What?

Am: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!

B1:......

Am: Thank you! *sighs* Ok, my question is. If I were a wrestler and had a match with Big Show, what would you do?

B1: Help you! What? I said help you! And that's the bottom line, cause-

Am: Wait! Don't give away your identity! *muttering* Like you haven't already. B2. How would you treat me if I were your girlfriend?

B2: With respect, of course.

Audience: Awwwww!

Am: Cool. B3, it's my birthday. What do you give to me?

B3: The People's Strudel!

Am: *starts giggling like an immature little girl*

Edge: *looks angry* You're not giving her any strudel! That's MY job!

Am: Calm down, hon! He's just like that! *still giggling* B4, can I braid your hair?

B4: No!

Am: Aww... Ok, party-pooper. B5, what would you do if I told you I wanted to touch your hair and look into your eyes? *snickering*

B5: ..... that's not funny.

Am: B6, I'm sad and I need cheering up. What do you do?

B6: I can stand on my head.

Am: *shrieks gleefully* Cool!

B6: I know!

Am: B7, what's your favorite thing to do?

B7: Party!

Edge: *eye twitching*

Am: *takes Edge's hand* Stop being so jealous. It's for fun! B8, what's your best feature?

B8: My full head of hair. I already told you that!

Am: *snickering* Ok, B9, if I got beaten up, what would you do?

B9: Go after whoever did it.

Audience: Awwww...

Nicki in Quebec: HEYO! How come you get your own show, Amanda?!

Brock in Quebec: ......

Nicki in Quebec: You're so quiet...

Am: Ahem. B10-

B10: RESPECT ME!

Am: .... B1, What-

B1: What?

Am: What, what? I said What?

B1: ......

Am: What's your favorite pasttime?

B1: Drinking beer! What? I said Drinking Beer!

Am: Ok. B2, how would you describe yourself?

B2: Probably as a nice guy. And a tough guy!

Am: B3, I think-

B3: It doesn't matter what you think!

Am: *shakes head* You're a weirdo. Ok, I think that you need a new gimmick in the WWE! what do you do?

B3: I told you! It doesn't matter what you think!

Am: B4, can I wear your Hardcore Belt?

B4: Not unless I know you!

Am: You're crabby! Man... B5, would you dye your hair purple for me?

B5: .... Probably not.

Am: Ok. B6, would you teach me your best wrestling moves?

B6: Sure, that'd be cool!

Am: *giggling more* I like you!

Edge: *ready to go behind the screen and tear B6 to bits*

Am: B7, can I braid YOUR hair?

B7: Sure!

Am: Sweet!

Edge: That's it! *tears the screen down and started trying to beat everyone up* GET! GO!

Christian: *shrieks* Edge lost it!!! *runs away*

RVD: Let me go! *getting beaten up by Edge*

Am: EDGE! You're ruining it!

Undertaker: So it was YOU! *stomps over to Am* You disrespecting me?!

Am: *laughs* Yeah! If you have a problem with that, you can take it up with my buddy, Kane!

Kane: *trying to pry Starfallen off his leg*

Am: Or with my boyfriend!

Edge: *still beating RVD up*

The Rock: Would the hostess like some *hip movements* Strudel?

Am: *giggling again*

Edge: *dives at The Rock and started beating him up*

RVD: *crawls off the stage*

Bradshaw: *gets in on the fight and starts beating up Edge*

Am: Eep! Hey! Kane, go and get Edge for me!

Kane: *running away from Starfallen*

Starfallen: Come back! Cookie, come back!!!

Am: *shrieks* Edge!

Kurt: You know him out *pauses and produces a razor* And I'll shave his head!

Am: *screams in terror* Oh no! No no no! *sobs* Somebody save him! SAVE HIM!

Buster: *comes running in wearing a SECURITY shirt* (He's my dog, BTW)

Annie: (Other dog) *follows him in*

Dogs: *team up and attack Kurt Angle*

Am: *tackles Bradshaw*

Audience: WAHOO! FIGHT!

Am: *pulling Bradshaw's hair*

Bradshaw: You bitch! *pulls her hair back*

Edge: *attacks Bradshaw and saves Amanda*

Audience: AWWWWW!!!

Am: My hero! *batting eyelashes* Wahoo! Go Edgey! *jumps up and down, then gets mowed down by Kane* Ouch...

SF: Cookie, don't leave me!

Kane: *screaming*

Matt: *comes in and puts Amanda over his shoulder and leaves*

Edge: *whistles to the dogs, then leaves*

Buster: *steals Kurt's medals, and takes off*

Kurt: !!!!!! THE DOG STOLE MY GOLD MEDALS!!!

END