Bird mediation.

Lugia becomes a mediator to the warring ones. (nothing like Poke'mon two.)

I don't own Poke'Mon. but I own you so BOW DOWN TO ME!!!

Lugia looked over the rest of the Legendary Poke'mon annoyed. He crossed his wings. Mew had, by ascendant, hit Mewtwo's tube thing and now they were fighting. Ho-oh was asleep. Cerebi had a little to much to drink. The dogs were watching and betting on Mew and Mewtwo, and the birds for some odd reason where having a burping contest.

"OKAY ALL OF YOU LET ME START!!!" Lugia yelled. Everyone sweat dropped and sat down.

"Okay first order of business…" Lugia started but Mew interrupted him by giggling. Mewtwo shut her up.

"Is Ash. What do we do about him. He is a nuisance to Poke'mon kind. I say we…" Lugia started again. But Mew had pulled out a smash mouth CD and was listing to it. At full blast.

"MEW! NOT RIGHT NOW!" Lugia yelled and Mew put it away.

"9999999 bottles of beer on the wall I took em all and drank em all. Gotta drink em all!" Cerebi sang drunkenly and Dressed up like Ash. He then started to throw oranges at every one.

"WATCH IT BUG BOY!!!" Mewtwo yelled. Cerebi went up to the clone.

"Wanna take it outside?" Cerebi asked. Mewtwo cringed.

"Damn bug boy what HAVE you been drinking? Pig shit?" Mewtwo asked.

"Among other things." Cerebi slurred. They took it out side.

"Okay back to what…" Lugia started but as usual he was interrupted. By the birds.

"Say that to my face you frozen freak!!!" Zapdos yelled at Articuno.

"Fine you egotistical Power plant I THINK YOU HAVE A THING FOR TRACEY!!!" Articuno yelled every one's widened to Mew's eye size. (In relation to their face.) All that was heard was a few crickets outside.

"I'm gonna go cheer Mewtwo on." Mew said and went out side. Entei said he was going to pick up a pizza and Raikou said he was going to the bathroom and Suicune made the same excuse.

"Okay, since everyone else left we might as well work this out." Ho-oh said. I agreed and so did the other three.

"So how did this all start?" Lugia asked half not wanting to know.

"Well it all started the day of the legend festival right after we found Mew and Mewtwo very friendly with each other. Zapdos said to me that I looked bad…" Articuno said and went on for five or six hours.

"GO TO HELL BUG BOY!!!!" Mewtwo yelled from outside.

"MAKE ME!!!" Cerebi shouted.

"GLADLY!!!" Mewtwo retorted.

"Zapdos why do you keep insulting Articuno?" Ho-oh asked.

"Cause she CHEATED ON ME WITH MOLTRES!!!" Zapdos cried. Ho-oh patted his back.

"Okay Articuno why did you cheat on Zapdos?" Lugia asked.

"Because. Moltres is better in bed!" Articuno said. Lugia and Ho-oh sweat dropped.

"That I DIDN'T need to know." Ho-oh said. Lugia banged his head on the table in frustration.

"This is going nowhere." He said to him self.

"Okay Moltres. You knew Articuno and Zapdos where a couple why did you sleep with her?" Ho-oh asked.

"Same reason Mew and Mewtwo slept with each other. I was drunk." Moltres shrugged.

"What's with all the drinking?" Lugia asked.

"Somebody spiked the punch, the cola, and every thing else." Moltres said VERY giggly (Guess WHO did it.)

"Oh yeah." Lugia remembered and looked at Ho-oh and blushed.

"So it was a mistake so Zapdos you have no reason to be angry!" Ho-oh said.

"So we've all hated each other for three weeks for… NOTHING?!" Articuno asked.

"I guess." Lugia shrugged.

"YOU JACK@$$ED LITTLE MOTHER #&*%ER!!!" Mew yelled at Cerebi.

"I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Mewtwo yelled also at cerebi.

Lugia sighed he knew this would be bad.

To be continued.

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