Cat fight.
Mew was crying and Mewtwo was trying to comfort her. Cerebi just looked a his wing drunkenly. Lugia had called them in to see what happened. Ho-oh was silently telling Mewtwo to kiss her. Mewtwo shot a shadow ball at her.
"Owwwwwwwwwwww!" Ho-oh whined. Lugia gave her a full heal.
"Okay Mew can you tell me what happened?" Lugia asked gently.
"Cerebi *Sniff* Tried *Sniff* To wah!!!" Mew went right back to crying.
"Shhh its okay." Mewtwo whispered to her.
"Mewtwo can you tell me?" Ho-oh asked. Mewtwo took a piece of paper and wrote it down and passed it to Lugia and Ho-oh. The two read what he did and there eyes bulged.
"OH MY GOD!!!" Lugia screamed and sent mew into a fresh fit of tears.
"Shh I know how you feel but please stop crying!" Mewtwo said to Mew.
"Cerebi what do you have to say for your self?" Ho-oh asked.
"Mew loves me. I know it." Cerebi slurred. Mewtwo shoot a shadow ball at Cerebi. (Yes Mewtwo we know your pissed off.) He grumbled something VERY nasty and it will not be repeated.
"Alcohol is evil people! EVIL!" A random person yelled.
"Cerebi what makes you think Mew loves you?" Ho-oh asked.
"Member when Mewtwo killed Domino? (The day I'm REALLY looking forward to!!!) Mew hugged him but her tail was facing a wall that had a mirror that I could sort of see myself in was facing me." Cerebi explained. Everyone sweat dropped and thought 'Damn he's crazy!' Mewtwo shadow balled Cerebi again.
"Sap set!" Cerebi yelled. Nobody knew why. Mew began to cry again. Lugia was getting ticked off.
"EVERY ONE JUST SHUT UP AND GET LONG GOD DAMMIT!!!" Lugia yelled. Mew and Mewtwo hugged in fear.
"DELIA KETCHUM IS A GOOD CITIZEN THAT IS NOT A HOE!!!" Cerebi yelled.
"Bug boys gonna have one hell of a hangover if he's half as drunk as he's acting." Mewtwo said.
"Damn gay!" cerebi slurred and passed out.
To be continued.
Love it? Hate it? Used it to line your hamster's cadge? Tell me! If anyone can guess what cerebi did they get to be in the next chapter.
Mew was crying and Mewtwo was trying to comfort her. Cerebi just looked a his wing drunkenly. Lugia had called them in to see what happened. Ho-oh was silently telling Mewtwo to kiss her. Mewtwo shot a shadow ball at her.
"Owwwwwwwwwwww!" Ho-oh whined. Lugia gave her a full heal.
"Okay Mew can you tell me what happened?" Lugia asked gently.
"Cerebi *Sniff* Tried *Sniff* To wah!!!" Mew went right back to crying.
"Shhh its okay." Mewtwo whispered to her.
"Mewtwo can you tell me?" Ho-oh asked. Mewtwo took a piece of paper and wrote it down and passed it to Lugia and Ho-oh. The two read what he did and there eyes bulged.
"OH MY GOD!!!" Lugia screamed and sent mew into a fresh fit of tears.
"Shh I know how you feel but please stop crying!" Mewtwo said to Mew.
"Cerebi what do you have to say for your self?" Ho-oh asked.
"Mew loves me. I know it." Cerebi slurred. Mewtwo shoot a shadow ball at Cerebi. (Yes Mewtwo we know your pissed off.) He grumbled something VERY nasty and it will not be repeated.
"Alcohol is evil people! EVIL!" A random person yelled.
"Cerebi what makes you think Mew loves you?" Ho-oh asked.
"Member when Mewtwo killed Domino? (The day I'm REALLY looking forward to!!!) Mew hugged him but her tail was facing a wall that had a mirror that I could sort of see myself in was facing me." Cerebi explained. Everyone sweat dropped and thought 'Damn he's crazy!' Mewtwo shadow balled Cerebi again.
"Sap set!" Cerebi yelled. Nobody knew why. Mew began to cry again. Lugia was getting ticked off.
"EVERY ONE JUST SHUT UP AND GET LONG GOD DAMMIT!!!" Lugia yelled. Mew and Mewtwo hugged in fear.
"DELIA KETCHUM IS A GOOD CITIZEN THAT IS NOT A HOE!!!" Cerebi yelled.
"Bug boys gonna have one hell of a hangover if he's half as drunk as he's acting." Mewtwo said.
"Damn gay!" cerebi slurred and passed out.
To be continued.
Love it? Hate it? Used it to line your hamster's cadge? Tell me! If anyone can guess what cerebi did they get to be in the next chapter.
