Ummm.....today I seem to think that I am a walnut......uuuuhh.....yes...ummm...I'm going to go find a nutcracker and have my alter-ego, Riz, introduce the ficcy......I need......POOKPOOK!!! ME A FISHY!!!

Riz: Ummm.....right......I'm sure you are.....HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! I CAN'T INTRODUCE A FAN--oh screw it. This is the next chapter of the fanfic......I suppose.....ummm.....line? OMG!!! RAGAMUFFIN GIRL, GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT FISH TANK!!! Whew........close o--DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND CRACK YOURSELF LIKE A WAL--she'll be feeling THAT in the morning. And right now too. Yipe......that's a whole lot o' blood......nuthin' new to me though. I'm a homicidal maniac. I suppose I should mention that Ragamuffin Girl got herself a nickname at skool.........it's Raggymuffin. Or just Raggy. Raggymuffin is actually a RP character, a take-off of Ragamuffin.

R. Girl: NUH-UH!!!

Riz: I thought that you were on the ground twitching madly while blood spewed rapidly through your stomach!!!

R. Girl: Ummm.....uh......*falls to floor, bleeding and twitching*THE PAIN!!! THE PAAAAAAIIIIIN!!

Riz: Right. We'd better move on......

Disclaimer: FISHES GO POOKPOOKPOOK!!! OBEY DA FISHIES!!! FISHES OF NOUGAT!!!

"Hey Spooky, looky this!"

Squeek, squeek!

"Yes, it is a doll. She looks broken."

Squeek-eek squeek squeek?

"Yeah, we should go and fix it. Too bad we didn't find it on our way over to Devi's."

So Tenna picked up all the Ragamuffin parts, having a conversation with her Spooky all the way home.

When the three of them arrived, Tenna quickly rushed to her room and took out a surprisingly nice sewing machine and other such items. She worked on Ragamuffin for hours, making sure that he was stitched up tightly and stuffed nicely. She used new stuffing, seeing as the original fluff was kinda old and, for some reason, full of fly larva.

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A few hours after the repairing, Ragamuffin woke up. The first thing he expected was the scent of a dead cat. But instead he woke to a feel of...goodness. He instantly sat up, finding it hard to though. His legs were caught in fluffy pink blanke---PINK?!?!?!?! He decided to let that go with no more then a cringe. He noticed that when he sat up he didn't feel as stiff. He looked at himself and noticed new seams along his body and arms.

He'd been repaired heavily. He would first figure that Lenore had found him but the disgusting color of pink gave it away. Oh great, where'd he end up now? In a nursey?

Ragamuffin didn't notice the girl and her skeleton doll staring at him until Spooky squeeked.

"Yep, Spooky! You're right!! We musta done a real good job of fixing him!"

"Ummm.....excuse me but......WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!"

"Ummm.....well Ms. Doll..."

"I'm a guy."

"You look like a girl."

"Shut up."

"I thought you wanted to know what the hell is going on. Because we found you and fixeded you."

"What do you mean........'we'?"

"Oh! You haven't met Spooky yet!!" Tenna shoved Spooky into Ragamuffin's face. "Go on, talk to Spooky! He says hi."

"Umm.....yessssss.....alright.....So you guys fixed me?"

"YUP! We gave you new stuffing fluff and put your arms back on and everything! You looked like roadkill. But you know what we do now??" She seemed very excited about what they do then. Ragamuffin, on the other hand, looked if-y.

"What do we do?"

"WE WATCH OUR FAVORITE SHOWS!!"

He gulped. "Which are...?"

"PowerPuff Girls, Teletubbies, Invader Zim, and MY LITTLE PONY!!! YAY!!!"

Eeewwww.....let's leave that particular mad-house and move on to a dead mad-house. If this story is Mary-Sue-ish I'll hang myself. Again. Of course, I didn't want to say this because I may give you the idea that it was mary-sue-ish. I would have put this in the introduction up there but I figured it was long enough.

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After Lenore said good-bye to her kitty, she headed out on her quest to find Ragamuffin. Unfortunately but of course, Mr. Gosh was outside too.

"EEEEEK!! What are YOU doing here?!?!"

"For no other reason but to express my forever-lasting worship for you."

"Ugh...please, I do not time for this! I must find Ragamuffin before the birds attack him again!"

"Allow me to find him for you! Tell me, which way did he go?"

"Ummm..there." She pointed to a pond which she knew had a crocodile in it. Ragamuffin had verified that before. Lenore would have laughed her dead head off when the croc pulled Mr. Gosh into the pond but had already started down the hill. She learned then that running down steep hills is just the same as asking a bully "Please let me trip and fall into a sandbox below!"

She landed with a thud, seeming to end up in a cloud of sand-dust. She coughed her way out and looked around. The first thing she was a kitty. You can guess what happens next, but I'm telling you anyway.

"MREOW!"

Crack! Snap!

If you guessed "MREOW crack snap!" then you win.....umm..........popcorn!! It's in your kitchen. Go for it. I put it there, cleverly disguised as your mom. You didn't even notice the sparks flying on the floor and window drapes from the robotic suit and your house in flames!!

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"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! OH FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THING DARK AND SPOOKY!!!" Another episode of My Little Pony had begun. Ragamuffin, Tenna, and Spooky have sat through the entire night and well into the next evening doing nothing but watch Teletubbies(the same 3 episodes for about 3 hours) and PowerPuff Girls and My Little Pony was having a week-long marathon. The joy. Which Ragamuffin can not restrain.

"IF YOU DO NOT %@#* FREE ME THEN I WILL SOOOOOOOO &*$# HUUUUUUUUUURT YOU!!!!"

"You should get out more, little girly-doll."

"I'M A GUY FOR THE LAST TIME!!!"

"Awww......talk to Spooky!!!"

Squeek, squeek!

"ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!"

Lenore could have easily followed the screaming to where Tenna lives if she hadn't been distracted with chasing the many cats around the place.

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Mmmyep...there was that chapter.....Raggymuffin here. Or Ragamuffin Girl, which ever you perfer.....anywho, what didja think? Me no like.....in the next one, everyone's favorite former(notice, FORMER)serial killer will have to deal with the paranormal and no, I do not mean what lies in Tenna's messed up head. I'm talking aliens and ghosts and seein' bigfoot in your garage! Perhaps I have said too much...I had something to say but I forgot during that last paragraph in the story. On yeah, now that I've read it, it's kinda a joke. You see, whenever I introduce Lenore comix to school-mates, they always think that Ragamuffin is Lenore's little sister or little friend. But always, a female. Mmmyep...one more thing too, once I remember. Gimme a sec, k? It's late...oh forget it. Just please review! There was a shortage of reviews last time. Raggy no like that. Make Raggy mad....make Raggy talk in third-person........Raggy growls...ggrrrrrrr......