NO BUTT!! NO BUTT!
Um...okay then.....I don't even want to know where that came from. Stupid ppl in mah head....anywho, I'll work on this now. And NEVER AGAIN shall I risk my comic books by bring them to skool!!*notices every gaping at her stupidity*Yes I know......feel free to cause me harm.....I DESERVE IT!! My comics have seen harmed twice!! Think I would have learned the first time but nooooo.....well, kill me when you like...just realize that w/o me this fanfic go bye-bye. About 3-4 maybe 5 more chapters to go! I'm adding things.....I could also add my fancharacter, Raggymuffin, but I can't due to fear of the fact that 1:she could become an alter-ego of mine. 2: It could become a romance fic and go all off topic. 3: You people wouldn't like me to add a fancharacter to this would you? It changes everything when an author does that..and finally 4: As an EXTREMELY OVER THE TOP role player on NeoPets, it's very fun and good for my being as an author to write a fanfic like this. I'll be able to RP better and my fics will hopefully no longer be so very, very OOC. Whoa, my intros to chapters are getting long like Jhonen's were in the Squee collection......speaking of our Almighty Skinniest, I hear that Jhonen and/or and a few IZ crew are reading this!!! WHOOOOOO!!! Go me, go me!!! ^_^ If they are, which I actually very much doupt, I'd like to say HIYA!!!!! and would appreciate some reviews from them. Now that this intro is half a page long, I'll move on. My 'intros' have become a journal or something of mine.
Disclaimer: Ummm......I don't think I own these peeps....no, i'm pretty sure I do not. I pown my kitty. Whom knows I've been reading Lenore, for she runs squeeing from me. Seriously, she runs like there's a sale on catfish downtown for 5 minutes only.
"NOOOOOO!! OH PLEASE LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!" Ragamuffin called back as he ran from the insane Hispanic girl. And her doll. That doll gave Ragamuffin the creeps.....I mean, it SQUEEKED. Squeeking!!*shudder*
Tenna eventually lost interest in the walkin' and talkin' toy and moved on to helping a 'blonde girl child' chase cute kitties. Ragamuffin but turned his head back, panting then gasping as saw Tenna and Lenore hugging the same cat.
"LEN--"was all he could say because he then collided into a puppy. He fell on his butt onto the cold, unforgiving cement. "Argh...what'd I hit...?" He asked as he rubbed his head.
"You hit me. Or.....at least......I think you did. You might have hit the moon. You look like Master when he did that. I told him the cheese-moon was saying hi. His eye went all funny and twitchy. I like cheese........I think that the moon is made of weasil cheese."
"Um...okay....." Ragamuffin was slowly scooting away.
"Hey, what's your name?"
"It's Ragamuffin, you strange, weird little cheese-dog."
"YOU'RE A MUFFIN?!?" And with that, Ragamuffin was eaten. Gir happily skipped off towards the two girls with dead kitties. "Helllllllllooooooooo Willllllllooooooooowwwww!!!"
"Hey looky, it's a cute little green puppy! how cute!"
"Awww..."
Now this was normal: girls awwwing and giggling and petting Gir. But usually the girls were alive and not holding dead cats. Lenore tickled Gir, making him squirm. More awwing.
"AHH!! WHERE AM I?!?! OH GOD IT SMELLS IN HERE!!!!!" shouted the dog's stomach. Tenna poked him.
"Ooooh...I think he ate a rabbit. What do you think Spooky?"
Squeek Sque--
Gir had eaten Spooky. DOES HE NOT UNDERSTAND THE DANGER OF THIS?! MAY WE ALL FLEE SQUEEING!! Umm..oh yeah, I have a fanfic to do...*ahem*
Tenna stood there in shock for a little, Gir beaming up at her and Lenore looking suspicious of both Gir and Tenna. The poor Spooky-deprived girl slowly grew a blank expression, her arm still out as if the squeaking toy would still be there. Lenore took a few steps back and Gir begun chasing a butterfly.
Tenna's heart stopped. She fell to the ground face first. Lenore frantically searched for a stick and started poking once she got one.
Off in some meadow that has appeared from somewhere, Gir chases and eats anything moving. While he runs his living first meal (for today) is compacted into a square, hardly fitting. Hs mouth was open so whatever Gir ate, Ragamuffin ate.
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It's been about an hour and Ragamuffin is squished and bug-filled. Until Gir decides that a girl scout that's walked up to his master's home would make a tasty snack. Yummy cookies for dessert.
The girl's end was quick, Gir had ripped off her head and begun eating the cookies, which were drenched in blood. He sucked out her intestines like spaghetti and gnawed on the lungs.
"&@#%* stupid %@* dog thing...*@##$ ate me...&*%--OOF!" Ragamuffin's senseless muttering and cursing was ceased with two cookies dropping and cracking on his head. He was about to curse them when the intestines dropped around his neck.
He sat there(not like he could stand there)staring at them for a moment or too. The ex-vampire put his hands together and almost tearfully thanked the vampire god. Instantly the food was dug into, Ragamuffin never having that warm taste in his mouth for a looooong-o time.
"Gir, I am in need of--" The Irken had just walked outside when he laid eyes on his bloody robot and the half-eaten corpse. His eyes widened and he slowly backed away, Gir watching him silently the whole while. It sounded like he was still eating, as if it was a recording of a Thanksgiving dinner playing in his torso.
The door slowly closed shut and Zim stood there in surprise. His wig slowly slipped off, revealing his antennae sticking up straight and quivering. With a plop and a few sways his contacts fell out in unison. In less then a nano-second the alien was in his lab, dashing through the lab gathering computer data and taking notes.
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Yup, that may have seemed short but it's not!! Ragamuffin will be in this IZ land for another chapter or so! Whoo......that's about 5-6 maybe even 7 more chapters total! Oh why do I even make these guesses? Sheesh, I started this fic on Friday and now it's Saturday evening....Anywho, just review and the like. I'm tired and braindead and didn't feel like doing a good job. It's my fanfic so shut up.
Riz: Oh, that's an excellent way to get people to review.
Raggymuffin: U iz a pooooophead, Riz.
Riz: Did you run into a wall again after reading your *air quotes*"graphic novels"?
Raggymuffin: Cooooouuuuullldd beeeeeeeee--yes.
