Mei's POV
AGH!! This was so bad! VEEEEEEEEEEEERRY BAD!!!!! Where was Mr. Spock Freak (Note: Mei and Stu didn't watch LotR or read the book. Instead Mei read Anne Rice books and Stu… well, he just did stuff. Thaz why they both don't know squat.) taking us?! And where the hell were we? This was getting totally confusing. So, doing what I usually do, I took out a bottle of soda and started to drink away my fears and get high.
Tara's POV"MEI!" I said angrily. "What the hell do you think you're doing?! This isn't the time for this!"
"Don't even bother." Maia said, sighing. "Look."
To my embarrassment, I saw my friend singing the Gumdrop song, and slowly wobbling around. Sighing, I took out one of her sticks from her backpack and hit her on the head. I sighed as she kept talking nonsense.
Stu's POV"Whom are you strangers?" A tall old dude said, walking over. Four midgets, the Legolas dude, a REALLY short bearded dude, and some guy accompanied him.
"Oooh!" Mei said, giggling. "It's the circus!"
"No, Mei." Tara said, sighing. "It's the fellowship."
"No!" Mei said, giggling. "See? A bunch of midgets, a guy who looks likes Spock, the oldest dude in the world, and a guy. And the shortest bearded lady ever! Hee hee hee!"
"Whom are these beings, Gandalf?" The short guy with the beard said, not looking happy to be called a short bearded lady.
"Are you ready to rock?" Mei cried out suddenly.
"What?" The normal guy said.
"I can't hear you!" Mei continued.
"Oh no." Tara said, sighing. "She's gone into the dysfunctional stage."
"You got a girl
You got a guy
Sittin' underneath a tree
The sit there everyday
And even though
You may think
That this is the best way to be
It may not always be that way
You can't take nothing for granted
You gotta live like today
I turn around
And I can see what's behind me
I turn back around
And I can see what's…"
Suddenly, to everyone's relief, Tara hit Mei on the head, making her come out of her own little world and into ours.
"What the fuck?" She said, rubbing her head. "Where the hell
are we?"
"You're in Middle-Earth, stranger." Elf
boy said, sighing.
"Oooooooooh." Mei said, finally clarifying that she got the picture for once in her life.
"Now." The old-dude-everyone-called-Gandalf said. "We must find out how you got here."
"We were sucked into the book." Mei said, standing up and showing him the book.
"What?" One of the midgets said. (One that looked incredibly like Elijah Wood.)
"We were sucked into the goddam book!" Mei shouted. Now she was totally pissed. "Are you daft?!"
" Mei…" Tara said, sighing. "Gandalf, we're all very tired, so can we rest. This is all so confusing for us."
The old guy nodded and the Head Elf dude said something in another language, and we were led to rooms.
Mei's POV"WHAT?!" Tara shrieked. "I'm NOT sharing rooms with Maia!"
"Why?!" I said, looking confused.
"She's gonna kill me with boredom or something!" Tara ranted.
"Well, at least you're not stuck with guys." I said, sighing. "I bet they snore."
"Good point." Tara said, smiling. "I feel so sorry for you."
"I'm going out to explore a bit." I said, smiling, taking the Tolkien book with me.
Tara nodded and I exited her chamber. It was so strange, being in a different place, where smoke only came from timid furnaces, and the skies were a beautiful sapphire color, and there were huge forests. It was so beautiful. As I walked down through the library, I sighted an elf. Either that or it was one unearthly looking woman. Shehad raven black hair and was accompanied by a golden haired elf.
"Greetings." The black haired one said, smiling. "My name is Arwen. I am Lord Elrond's daughter. And this is Vanya. Are you looking for something?"
"Uh…" I said, sighing. "Not in particular."
After a while, Vanya, or whatever her name was, came over to where I was sitting. She looked a bit coldish, sort of like when Guru Clef first met the Magic Knights.
"I know what you think, little one." She said, quietly. "But you cannot go home."
"What?!" I said.
