"For the last time Master Roshi! Absolutely not!" Krillin shouted, as he smacked Roshi on the forehead causing him to let go. Krillin flew up into the air about twenty feet and looked back down at Roshi who was a little disappointed to say the least. "That's the last you'll see of her! Especially naked!" With that he flew off into the distance.
"We shall see, we definitely shall see!" Roshi's brow furrowed, he knitted his fingers together, and a wide grin spread across his face. He walked back into his house and went back to reading his porno.
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Gohan had gone outside to play and Chi Chi and Goku were left in the kitchen alone. Chi Chi turns to Goku, a worried expression on her face.
"We should have told him the truth about your new 'ability'" She said.
"Nonsense! I don't feel like taking him to therapy every Wednesday, besides Wednesday is a bad day for me, maybe Thursday…"
"Will you stop that!" She said hitting him over the head with a pan. She suddenly became serious and gripped the pan to her chest. "My little Gohan is growing up, soon, we'll have to tell him about the birds and the bees." She sighed.
"Birds and the bees? What's that?" Goku replied, looking rather dumbfounded.
"You mean to tell me no one ever told you about the birds and the bees?!?" She shouted.
"Nope. So, what is it?"
"You moron! You've had a child and yet you don't know what the birds and the bees means?!?" She said, suddenly flustered. "Sex! It means sex!" She exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that." Goku said, looking down.
"You forgot!?" She yelled, smacking him over the head with the pan again.
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I am going to kill that woman! Vegeta thought as he slammed the door behind him. He went to his bathroom, shut the door and locked it. He turned the bathtub's faucet on then pressed the little metal thing that makes the water come from the showerhead. He slipped off his boots and then stripped the spandex suit off of his female form. He stepped into the shower and pulled the curtain behind him. It took a few minutes but the water soon became warm, then hot changing him back to his male form. Suddenly, the water turned cold and he jumped out, leaving the shower on. He whipped a towel around his waist and ran to the other bathroom down the hall and flung the door open.
"What is the meaning of this?!" He said as he stepped inside.
"What the hell do you want, Mo-" Bulma replied, flinging the shower curtain open. A shocked Vegeta stumbled backward at the sight of the naked Bulma, and he dropped his towel without noticing. Bulma smiled and said, "I see you're beginning to like being a woman, Vegeta." Vegeta looked down, and was surprised to see breasts. He had forgotten about that when he became angry about the water turning cold.
"Why did you take all the hot water?" Vegeta asked, not making an attempt to cover himself up.
"Do you think I meant to?" Bulma said angrily, standing in the open shower, water running down her body. She put her hands on her hips and the two just stood there for a few minutes, staring at each other.
"Fine then!" Vegeta said, stomping off down the hall, not caring to pick up his towel. He passed by Bulma's mother.
"Vegeta? Is that you?" She stammered as he pushed her aside. She turned around and watched his naked female form go back into the bathroom. He slammed the door, not caring to lock it this time.
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Yamcha walked up the path to Bulma's house. Man, am I really going to go through with this? He thought to himself. I mean she did kick me out and stuff, but Vegeta isn't better than I am. I mean, what's he got that I don't? He thought to himself as he knocked on the door. It opened and Bulma's mother cheerfully greeted him.
"Bulma's in her room, I think." She told him. He walked through the kitchen and heard someone running down the hall. He got to the doorway leading down the hall and stepped through.
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The water in Vegeta's shower became ice cold again and he ran to Bulma's bathroom without a towel this time. He flung the door open again and shoved the shower curtain aside, catching Bulma while she was massaging shampoo into her hair. She turned to him with a sour look on her face.
"What is it this time Miss Vegeta?" She asked.
"Don't call me that!" He said jabbing a finger at her chest. It touched her breast and he pulled it back quickly. "Why did you take my hot water again?!?!" He demanded of her.
"I told you Vegeta, I don't mean to! The plumbing has been on the fritz lately." She replied, jabbing a finger into his chest, hitting a breast, not moving her hand. He quickly batted her hand away.
"Enough of this!" He said, turning around to leave. Bulma stepped out of the shower, twisted a towel around and flicked it, snapping Vegeta's butt. He turned around and grabbed her shoulders and flung her to the ground. The two women begin to struggle on the floor, Bulma repeatedly overpowering Vegeta and ending up holding him down. He threw her off of him and they both stand up. He turned to leave then quickly spun around and pushed Bulma into the bathtub where she lay, stuck between the two sides, her back bent, her legs stuck apart, from the knee down out of the tub, on opposite sides, water still coming down on her. Vegeta chuckled as Bulma started to ask for help and he walked out of the bathroom and shut the door. He walked across the hall feeling triumphant when Yamcha walked down the hall bumping into the naked female Vegeta. Yamcha immediately backed up and apologized. He then looked at who he had bumped into and his eyes grew wide and his mouth dropped. His eyes darted up and down between Vegeta's chest and crotch. "Out of my way boy!" Vegeta said angrily shoving Yamcha with such force that Yamcha sailed back into the kitchen, knocking over a rack of pots, and they fell on his head and the floor with several bangs and clangs. Vegeta walked back into his bathroom, slammed the door and locked it.
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Later, after a shocked and smitten Yamcha had left, repeating to himself that he must get a date with the girl whose hair defies gravity. Vegeta had become male again, went back to his room and got dressed in a T-shirt and shorts. He lay on his bed and flipped through the TV channels, not finding anything worth watching. There was a soft knock on the door and he beckoned the person to enter. It was Bulma wearing a really short bathrobe. Vegeta barely glanced in her direction before turning back to his channel surfing. She walked to the side of his bed and stood near his head.
"Vegeta…" She said in a sultry voice.
"What do you want woman?" He said turning his head. He looked for a few seconds then turned back to look at the TV screen.
"Well?" She said in the same tone of voice.
"You need to get a robe that covers yourself better," He said dryly, gesturing towards her exposed green pubic region. "I mean, you could at least wear some panties or something."
"You are so thick-headed Vegeta!" She said smacking him on the head. "You can't even tell when a woman is flirting with you! I may as well go back to that jerk Yamcha!"
"Well don't let me stop you." Vegeta replied.
"UGH!" Bulma exclaimed before she slammed the door on her way out.
"I wonder what pissed her off." Vegeta commented after she left.
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The next day, Yamcha went back to Bulma's house, with hopes of seeing the girl whose hair defied gravity again. Not necessarily naked, but just being able to see her again, and ask her out on a date, he thought to himself. He smiled as he remembered their first encounter, and how muscular and well toned her body was. She had been so strong and feisty, and was prettier than even Bulma. I have to ask her to go on a date! He decided as he walked up the path to her house. He knocked on the door and again it was Bulma's mother who answered it. She greeted him cheerfully and told him Bulma was in the kitchen before she went outside and hopped in her air car to go have lunch with her friend. Yamcha walked into the kitchen and found Bulma reading a book.
"H-hi Bulma."
"Hello Yamcha," She replied without looking up from her book."
"Hey, Bulma, is the girl whose hair defies gravity here?" He asked nervously.
"Who?"
"The girl who ran out of your bathroom naked yesterday that I bumped into."
"Oh her!" Bulma said, smiling.
"Yeah, is she here? I have to ask her something."
"Sure I'll get her," She replied. And get her good! She thought to herself. Bulma filled a cup with water and walked down the hallway. She knocked on Vegeta's door, holding the cup of water behind her back.
"Who is it?" He called from inside.
"It's me Bulma."
"Come in." Bulma walked in to see Vegeta changing, as he was deciding what shirt to put on. She quickly threw the water on him, and he became female, his breasts bare. "What was that for?!?" He asked as Bulma grabbed his arm and pulled him out into the hall then into her room. She quickly pulled his shorts off, and made him put on blue panties and a pair of her very short shorts. She topped the ensemble off with a tight T-shirt that had a picture of several flowers on it. She then made him put on backless sandals and pulled him out of her room and down the hall towards the kitchen. When they enter the kitchen Yamcha is visibly taken back when he sees the female Vegeta.
"H-h-hello!" He stammers. Bulma pokes Vegeta in the back.
"Greetings."
"Would you like to uh… go get a bite to eat or something, maybe some pizza?" Bulma nudges Vegeta again. He looks at her then replies.
"Why yes, I would love that."
"Alright! When's a uh, good time for uh, you?"
"Right now!" Bulma blurts out, interrupting Vegeta then pushing Vegeta towards Yamcha who gets up out of his chair. Vegeta turns to Bulma with a very concerned face. She ignores him, "Yamcha, you and Veggie go out for pizza and bring her back here in an hour ok?" She said smiling.
"Sure!" Yamcha quickly replies. Bulma leads the 'couple' towards the door, which she opens for them. Yamcha leads the way to his blue air car, but 'Veggie' hesitates and turns to Bulma.
"Why are you making me do this?!"
"Payback." She replied coolly.
"You know I can easily get away anytime I feel like it," he said in a threatening tone.
"I know, but if you go through with this I'll repay you," She said blushing.
"Fine then! I want twenties and fifties! No small change." Vegeta said.
"You are so impossible!" Bulma said slamming the front door behind her. Vegeta climbed jumped into the air car, ignoring Yamcha's politeness of opening the door for him.
"Let's go Yamcha." Veggie said. Yamcha got in the driver's seat and turned the key, causing his air car to hum to life. The 'couple' took off heading towards a nearby pizza place. What have I gotten myself into? Vegeta thought as they passed other air cars.
