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What have I gotten myself into? Vegeta asked of himself as he sat at the table with a red and white checkered covering. Yamcha had gotten up to get their pizza and was no more than ten feet away. I can just leave right now! That idiot won't notice that I'm gone until he's finished his pizza! But then Bulma won't repay me. Crap! It looks like I have to stay. Vegeta sighed as Yamcha came back with their pizza. Their pizza was half-and-half, Yamcha opted to get plain cheese for his half, since he didn't have much money, but Vegeta decided to order the most expensive toppings, consisting of portebello mushrooms, several types of meat and imported sardines. Yamcha picked up a piece of cheese and began to scarf it down. Vegeta was visibly disgusted, and that's hard to do to a Saiyajin. He tried to ignore that and picked up a piece of his special pizza. He took one bite and struggled to swallow it. This tastes like crap! He thought to himself. He held the piece under the table and shot it with a small energy blast, effectively vaporizing it. He did this to each of the pieces of his pizza as the time slowly ticked away.
"Enjoying your pizza Veggie?" Yamcha asked between bites.
I'll show you Veggie! Vegeta thought. "Yes it is very delicious," He said sarcastically. Vegeta got up, "I have to go to the uh, little girls' room, yeah that's it. I'll be right back." Vegeta started to walk towards the door.
"Veggie!" Yamcha called after him. "The bathroom is that way!" He said pointing behind him.
"Ugh!" Vegeta said as he turned around and walked past Yamcha. "Thank you," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. Vegeta entered the women's bathroom and looked around for possible exits. "Damn! The only way out is the entrance. Unless I make an exit…" The female Vegeta said powering up. Deciding not to draw attention to himself, he powered down and entered a stall. What am I going to do? This guy is such an idiot! I want to leave right now! Maybe if Veggie goes away I can come out as myself and kick his ass then leave, yeah that's it! Vegeta thought to himself as he left the stall and turned a sink on, allowing the water to get hot. He cupped his hands and filled them with the hot water and he poured it over his head, becoming male Vegeta. The women around him began to scream and started smacking him with their purses, he quickly realized what was happening and splashed cold water on himself then tore off his shirt, showing his breasts to all around him. "What the hell is wrong with a woman in the women's bathroom?!?" He shouted, silencing all the screaming women who began to stare at his perfect bust. A light bulb went off in the back of Vegeta's head and he looked at his hands. In them were the tattered remains of what had been his T-shirt. "Just perfect," he muttered. Looking up at the women who were going back to their own business, he said, "Do any of you ladies have a spare top of some sort?"
"Here you go," a lady said handing Vegeta a shirt that had no sleeves. He stared at it in confusion as the lady continued talking, "I'm sorry about hitting you with my purse and all, it's the least I can do." Vegeta slipped it on and saw that the blue shirt was split down the sides and was connected by a dozen or so strands of cloth on each side. The neckline dipped really low, forcing him to show a fair amount of cleavage, and to top matters off, it barely went low enough to cover his breasts, leaving his midriff bare.
"You call this a shirt?" He asked the lady who was drying her hands.
"Of course, this is the latest style!" She replied smiling. Vegeta felt naked, despite the fact that he was amply covered in the correct areas. Vegeta was obviously uneasy when he left the bathroom. He walked back over to their table and sat opposite Yamcha, as he had been doing.
"Hey Veggie, did you change your shirt?" He said as his eyes darted down towards Vegeta's cleavage. Vegeta promptly kicked him as hard as he could in the shin.
"My face is up here Yamcha!" He said angrily. Yamcha bent over and started to rub his shin, which was already turning dark as the bruise formed. "And yes, I did change my top, I wanted to uh, get more comfortable." He said, forcing himself to smile a little. Yamcha's eyes darted down again towards his breasts and drool began to trickle from the side of his mouth. Vegeta kicked him just as hard in the other shin, forcing a cry from Yamcha. "Ready to go?" Vegeta asked.
"Uh, sure," Yamcha replied looking at his watch. "It's almost been an hour, I've got to get you back to Bulma's house."
"Good, let's go now, ok?" Vegeta said getting up and walking over to Yamcha.
"Ok," Yamcha said. Vegeta slid his arm under Yamcha's and quickly lifted him off his chair and set him done on his own two feet, since he saw Yamcha struggle to rise because of his recently afflicted injuries. Vegeta put his arm around Yamcha's shoulders and squeezed him really tight as they walked out the door and towards his air car.
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The ride home had been silent, neither Vegeta nor Yamcha saying anything. Yamcha slowed when he got near Bulma's house then took the air car down for a landing about fifteen feet away from the door. Yamcha got out and opened the door for Vegeta who stepped on Yamcha's head and then hopped to the ground. Yamcha had looked up and caught a glimpse of Vegeta's panties, and then winced as he expected a blow from Vegeta, but none came. He smiled and walked next to Vegeta who elbowed him in the stomach.
"I saw you look up," Vegeta said. They got to the doorstep and Yamcha stopped walking as Vegeta stepped up onto the doorstep, making him only slightly shorter than Yamcha now.
"I know we had a nice time tonight and…" Yamcha said pressing his lips together and reaching out to embrace Vegeta, who ducked. Vegeta then field goal kicked Yamcha in the crotch and laughed as he hit the ground like a ton of bricks.
"I'm not that kind of girl," Vegeta said smiling, as Yamcha lay twitching on the ground, both hands on his crotch. Vegeta stepped inside and slammed the door. He locked it and turned around to see Bulma standing within a few inches of him. She stepped back and smiled.
"So, how was it?" She said grinning.
"Shut up!" He growled. He slipped off his sandals and walked down the hall to his room stripping as he went. Bulma followed close and picked up his clothes. Kicking off his panties, a naked female Vegeta went into his room, Bulma slipping in as the door shut behind her. She began to sort through the clothes as he jumped onto his bed and sat cross-legged, turning on the TV with the remote.
"Hey Vegeta, this isn't my T-shirt," she noted, holding the top out in front of her.
"I bought you a present while I was out, enjoy," He said dryly.
"No really, where did you get it?" She asked.
"Can't you just show some gratitude and leave me alone!"
"Fine, enjoy watching TV alone!" She said as she left, shutting his door.
"Hey! What about my payment?" Vegeta called after her. "I'll get it later." He decided. He walked over to his dresser and pulled open the drawer. He stumbled backward at what he saw. It was filled with mini skirts, short shorts and T-shirts. He slammed the drawer and opened up the one below it. It contained jeans and long sleeved shirts. He quickly shut it and opened up the last one. In it were pairs of panties, bras of different types and socks. He shut the drawer and opened his door, stomping down the hall towards Bulma's room. He flung the door open, and Bulma whipped around, using a shirt to cover her bare breasts.
"Oh it's you," she said dryly, dropping the shirt, allowing her breasts to go uncovered as she walked over to her dresser and opened a drawer.
"What is the meaning of you replacing my clothes with these female garments?!?" He demanded. She took off her pants and walked over to the close hamper in her panties and tossed them in.
"Well, you've got to wear something while your clothes are at the cleaners, don't you?" She walked back over to her dresser and pulled out a sports bra and bike shorts.
"Why did you take my clothes to the cleaners when we have a clothes washing machine in the house?" He asked as she bent over and slipped off her panties, which she threw into the hamper. She slipped the sports bra over her head and pulled it down into the correct position. She sat down on the bed and put some socks on, then she pulled the bike shorts onto her body. She put her sneakers on and began tying them. "Well?" He asked.
"Because I would rather pay someone else to clean your stinky clothes than do them for you!" She said jabbing a finger into his breast as she walked by. He followed her down the hall towards the garage.
"Where the hell are you going?"
"I'm going to ride my bike for exercise, I suggest you do the same, just get a pair of bike shorts from my dresser and wear one of the sports bras I put into your dresser. In any case you should at least put some kind of clothes on." She said as she snapped her helmet into place. "There's another bike over there," she said pointing to the red bike next to hers. She pressed the garage opener and the door slid open, she walked her bike out of the garage. Vegeta followed her out and grabbed her arm.
"You're not leaving here until I get my clothes back!"
"Hey Vegeta, you're shoe's untied!" She said, hopping onto her bike. Vegeta looked down, letting go of Bulma. Realizing he was naked, he looked up just in time to see Bulma speed off, pressing a button strapped to her wrist. She circled around announcing that everyone should look at the naked girl at the Briefs' house. Dozens of eyes suddenly focused on the naked Vegeta, and he made a mad dash towards the open garage. He slammed into the door as it closed and lay sprawled on his back on the hot cement. A crowed began to gather around the Briefs' driveway, and Vegeta got up blushing. He fired an energy blast at the garage door, blasting a beach ball sized hole, which he quickly jumped through, rolling on the cool garage floor and landing in a crouched position. He quickly got up and ran to his room and slammed the door.
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"Goku, the toilet hasn't been working well, do you think you can take a look at it and see if you can fix it?" Chi Chi said, turning to her husband.
"Sure Chi Chi, I'll see what I can do," he replied. Goku walked into the bathroom, and looked into the toilet. He pressed the handle and it began to flush. It suddenly stopped and began to gurgle. "Maybe if I twist this pipe here," he said a he gripped a u-shaped pipe. He twisted it and one side popped off and began to shoot water at him. He was hit in the chest, immediately turning him into female Goku. The pressure of the continuous blast of water was so powerful that his shirt was blown off. He tried to stand up, but the water blast centered itself between his breasts and he was pinned against the wall. The bathroom was filling up with water and was currently at ankle level. He tried to push against the force of the water, and he slipped, the blast hitting his chin, and he fell into the shallow water. As he lay on his back the water became knee level, then waist level. Goku submerged himself and swam towards the gushing pipe. The water became shoulder level and Goku swam up for air, he took a deep breath and went under again. He swam against the current and twisted the pipe back into place, stopping the water. He rose to the surface and floated on his back, breathing hard.
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"Gohan, dinner's ready!" Chi Chi called to her son.
"Coming Mom! I'm gonna go to the bathroom!" He shouted to his mother. Gohan ran down the hall and saw the bathroom door. He dashed towards it, legs crossed because of his need to pee. He stopped at the door, putting one hand on his crotch, the other on the doorknob, and he noticed the door was bulging. Chi Chi screamed a warning but was too late, as Gohan opened the door, and was slammed against the wall as the penned up water gushed out. Goku was pulled towards the door, but quickly submerged himself and grabbed the base of the toilet, wrapping his arms around it. The suction of the water pulled off his pants, and Goku let go of the toilet with one hand, and put a hand onto the waist of his boxer's. They too were pulled off, leaving a small piece of ripped boxer in his hand. As he moved his hand back to hold onto the toilet's base, he lost his grip and went flying on the surface of the water towards the open door. His legs spread out wide, his feet keeping him from being sucked out the door, as they were on the walls on either side of the doorway. Gohan's head broke the surface gasping for air. He began to tread water and opened his eyes. He looked straight at his father, and smiled.
"Krillin's sister!" He said, looking at Goku as his father's pants and ripped boxers floated by.
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"What the hell is that noise?!?!" Chi Chi shouted, running down the hall. She turned the corner and saw the gallons of water rushing at her. At the front of the oncoming tidal wave was Gohan, riding it like a bucking bronco. Followed close behind Gohan was a naked female Goku tumbling end over end in the current. Chi Chi abruptly turned around and ran from the oncoming water. It caught up with her and she tumbled backward over Gohan and Goku, managing to grab Goku's ankles, righting himself, so he floated on his stomach, with Chi Chi bouncing up and down behind him. She looked up from the water and caught a glimpse of Goku's crotch, she quickly looked back down at the water, not wanting to stare at her husband's female privates for the remainder of the ride.
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Krillin walked up to Goku's house. He knocked on the door and no one answered it. He rang the doorbell several times, and still no one opened the door. He turned the doorknob, which was unlocked and stepped inside.
"Goku? Are you guys here?" He called to a seemingly empty house. Suddenly, the floor began to rumble and he looked towards the hallway. The partially open door flung open, water gushing out. Out came Gohan, a naked female Goku and Chi Chi holding on to Goku's ankles. Krillin barely had enough time to turn around to try and get out the door when the water slammed into him, shooting him and the others out the door. Krillin was sprawled on his back, his clothes sopping wet. He got to his knees then stood up. He looked around and saw Gohan getting up, Chi Chi laying on her back with Goku's chest on Chi Chi's face. Gohan ran over to a bush, pulled off his wet pants and proceeded to pee, his butt dripping water. Chi Chi woke up with a scream and flung Goku up onto the roof. He skidded down the roof, yelling, since the roof shingles were scratching his bare butt. He let out a shout and was suddenly in the air, he began to flap his arms but he fell to the ground, landing hard on his butt. Goku hopped up and began rubbing his butt, one hand on either side. Gohan finished peeing, began to go get his pants, walked past Chi Chi who was getting up, and upon seeing her son's bare privates, she picked him up and hugged her to her chest, then ran inside. Goku stopped rubbing his butt and noticed the soaking wet Krillin squeezing out his shirt.
"Hi Krillin!" Goku said, waving. Krillin was no more than five feet away from Goku, and he walked over to him and whispered in his ear that he needs to cover himself up. Ignoring his wet pants on the ground, Goku ripped up a small shrub and stuck it around his waist. "Come on in Krillin, we were just about to eat dinner." Goku wiped his feet on the wet doormat and walked in, closely followed by Krillin. They went to the kitchen and found a naked Gohan wrapped in a towel, who whipped it open then said,
"Hey Krillin!" A topless Chi Chi, who was shaking out her soaked shirt, put one arm over her breasts, grabbed a pan with the other, and backhanded Goku with it, sending him to the ground, and his bush flying in the opposite direction. She then hit Krillin on the head with the pan and chased him out the door, still topless, hitting him on the head as they went along, continuing to shout 'pervert' until he was out the door. She slammed the door, which hit his back, sending him flying onto the front lawn. Krillin quickly got up and took off into the air. A naked Gohan ran out the door, his towel tied around his neck like a cape. "Krillin! You forgot your siste-" He started to say, but Chi Chi, who was trying to cover up her breasts, grabbed his cape and yanked him back in.
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Chi Chi let her wet panties fall to the floor with a plop. She then pulled her dress over her head, and grabbed a towel, which she wrapped like a turban around her hair. She left her room and walked back into the kitchen. Goku, who was now in his male form, and Gohan were sitting at the table wrapped in their towels, eating dinner. Chi Chi walked over to her chair, sat down and began to eat. She looked up from her food to see Gohan and Goku staring at her.
"What… What is it?" She asked.
"Chi Chi, you are… Uh, you're a little…" Goku stammered.
"Butt naked!" Gohan blurts out, finishing his father's sentence for him. Chi Chi looks down and sees herself naked.
"Well why didn't you tell me before!" She shouted as she ran back to her room and put on a bathrobe. She came back to the table and stood watching her husband and son scarf down the meal she had prepared for them. She continued to watch her men eat and she smiled as they laughed together at some joke she didn't hear. She heard the air conditioning start up and crossed her arms across her chest, shivering from the cold. Goku and Gohan turned to look at her when they head her teeth chattering. They stopped themselves from laughing, but let out a few giggles. "W-what's s-so funny g-guys?" She asked as she realized she was standing over an air vent, and the lower part of her robe was blowing around behind her, exposing herself to them. "What is it? What's so damn funny?" Goku pointed at her crotch, she looked down and quickly held down her bathrobe as her cheeks reddened. The air kicked into high gear and her bathrobe blew up and over her head, leaving a naked Chi Chi shivering in the breeze.
End of Part Three
