The doorbell rang. Female Goku got out of the shower and walked down the hall. She opened the door and it was the mailman. He just stood there, eyes wide, mouth gaping. Goku cocked her head.

"Hello?" The man didn't blink. She reached for the package under his arm and pulled on it. The postman wouldn't let go. She grabbed the package with both hands and but her foot on the man's chest and pushed and pulled. She finally jerked it from his grasp and shut the door. He snapped back into consciousness and hobbled back to his mail truck. Goku put the package onto a table and walked down the hall to the bathroom. She turned the water back on, realizing, for the first time, how cold the water was. She peered down and saw her breasts bounce. "Oh well, must be out of hot water."

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Chi Chi sighed. She was in the lap of luxury. She couldn't take Goku's shenanigans since he had gotten his new ability to change into a buxom young lady. She needed a break, so she bought herself a ticket to a world renowned women's spa and dropped Gohan off with her dad. Chi Chi rolled onto her stomach on the towel, absolutely comfortable, although she would normally never do such a thing as sun bathe in the nude. However, she had no worries, Goku was at home, Gohan was being taken care of - and Roshi was thousands of miles away. There were no men at all in the compound, only women, this fact also eased her nerves. Her feet waved around behind her, and she thumbed through a magazine, she could get used to this.


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"Man, what to wear?" Goku said and looked through her closet. "Well, gotta start with the essentials." She picked up a pair of boxers and stepped into them. She looked at herself in the mirror, and they promptly fell to the floor. She put her orange gi on and it felt like she was wearing an orange garbage bag. She promptly threw it off and scratched her head. "Better go look through Chi Chi's stuff." She opened the other closet. "What's with all this girly stuff?" She threw clothes about. The doorbell rang again. Goku sighed and went downstairs to answer it. "Hey Bulma!" She cried. Bulma's eyes opened and her jaw dropped. "Hello?" Bulma snapped back into consciousness. She shoved Goku into the house and slammed the door.

"What the hell are you doing Goku?"

"Answering the door." Bulma was not amused.

"No, I mean going around naked." She pointed at her. Goku looked down and shrugged. "Well, you can't be naked all day. Come one, I'll find you something to wear." They began to head down the hall toward the stairs when Bulma abruptly turned around, smacking Goku who fell down. "Waitaminue, Goku, why don't you turn back into a man?"

"We're out of hot water," She said, sitting up on her elbows.

"Ok, follow me then." Bulma went upstairs and entered Goku and Chi Chi's room. "Oh Goku, this would look so perfect on you!" She exclaimed and grabbed a pants outfit. "Goku? Goku?!?" She turned around and didn't see Goku. She stomped downstairs and found her in the same position on the ground, humming.

"Little help?" She asked. Bulma fell over.


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"There, how's that?" Bulma asked.

"Ok I guess." Goku was wearing one of Chi Chi's long black skirts split down the side starting at the knee and a blue blouse. "But there's one thing you forgot."

"What's that?" Goku bent over and grabbed the edge of the skirt and hoisted it over her head.

"See?" She said, showing her bare nether-regions to Bulma, who smirked, hardly amused.

"You could have just told me."

"You still would need to check," She replied. Bulma sighed angrily. She reached into a dresser drawer and pulled out a pair of panties and flung them at Goku. She turned around and began tidying up the room so Chi Chi wouldn't notice. She closed the last drawer and turned back to Goku, who had tucked the skirt into her panties. Bulma grabbed the waist of the panties and yanked them off Goku before putting them on her correctly.

"All better now?" Goku nodded her head. "Ok then, I promised Chi Chi I'd take you out of the house so you would have something to do while she was gone. You're going to come with me on a few errands."

"Do I have to?"

"Yes! No let's go downstairs and get in the air car." Bulma walked out of the room. Goku stood there and pulled on the collar of her blouse. She shook her chest and giggled as her breasts bounced. Bulma stormed back into the room and grabbed her by the arm before pulling her out of the room down the stairs.


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Vegeta lay on his bed wearing a pair of shorts and flipping through the TV channels. His stomach grumbled and tossed the remote on the bed before heading to the kitchen. He reached for the door of the fridge and saw a note that read:

"Dear Vegeta, don't you dare touch the cake I made, or your ass is mine! Love, Bulma"

"Hah, what can she do to me, I'll eat it anyway just to piss her off." He laughed. Vegeta opened the fridge. The bucket of water perched above the door fell on his head, turning him into female Vegeta. A flash blinded her and she fell backward on the slippery floor. She vigorously rubbed her eyes and saw a small camera-robot take flight and head toward the door. She scrambled to her feet and dashed after the droid. Suddenly, three more appeared and joined the first robot as it flew toward the entrance. The front door opened automatically and the droids flew out the house.

"Oh no you don't!" She yelled as she jumped into the air and flew after them. The robots split up and Vegeta followed one. She got in front of it and caught it in her hand. She caught sight of another and crushed the one in her hand before following it. She shot an energy blast that engulfed the robot and vaporized it. Another whizzed under her nose and continued in the other direction. Vegeta took chase and backhanded the droid. It smacked to the ground and she vaporized it with a large ki blast that left a smoking crater in the ground. The last robot zipped past her ear and she followed it into some woods. The two of them zigzagged through the trees, and the droid pulled ahead. It quickly flew through a hole in a massive tree and Vegeta slammed into it at full speed. She dropped to the ground and the robot buzzed away. "Damn…" She whispered before blacking out.


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A little robot flew past Bulma's air car as they left the grocery store. She started laughing and Goku became confused.

"What's so funny?"

"Oh, nothing," She threw her head back and laughed uproariously.

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Yamcha sat sulking on Roshi's island. He had blown it with Veggie, and he would never get a second chance. A little robot suddenly flew by and perched on the table.

"Huh? What's this?"

"Hello there, Yamcha, this is Veggie," the robot said in a monotone voice. It projected a life-sized nude image of a startled female Vegeta. "This is a little present for you, come see me as soon as you can. Later my love." Yamcha's jaw dropped and he stared at the image. Turtle came in the front door and looked up at the picture before averting his eyes with a flipper.

"You better get rid of that before Master Roshi gets back."

"Uh…. Yeah, I gotta go, see you later Turtle." Yamcha said. The little droid powered down and exploded in a puff of smoke. He sighed and hopped into his air car outside.

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"Come on Goku!" Bulma pulled her out of the air car.

"Where're we going this time?" She wined.

"To a spa, after having such a hectic day as we've had, we ladies need to relax." The two of them entered the women's spa and walked up to the check-in desk.

"Oh yes, Miss Briefs, it's a pleasure to see you again!" The secretary chirped. Bulma handed the woman her preferred member's card and was given two towels. She gave one to Goku and the two walked into the spa.

"I've arranged for a deep tissue massage, let's head there first." They walked into the changing room, and Bulma began undressing. Goku stood there, taking in the sights of naked and changing women. Bulma unclipped the back of her bra and slipped out of it. "Psst, Goku, start undressing." She sat down and kicked off her shoes. Bulma stepped out of her panties and waited for Goku to finish changing. Bulma picked up her towel and wrapped it around her chest, showing Goku how to do it. She also put on her towel and the two of them left the changing room and into a private massage room. There were two tables, and Bulma removed her towel, spreading it onto one of them before lying down on her stomach. Goku sat down on a chair. The door opened and the massage woman stepped in. Goku turned around and saw the familiar person.

"Master Ro-" She started to say before the Turtle Hermit clamped his hand over her mouth. Roshi was wearing a white shirt and dress, a blonde wig, lipstick, and his usual sunglasses.

"Shhh!" He cleared his throat, and spoke in a feminine voice, "Hello again Bulma, how it goes?"

"Great, I need you to work out some of the tension in my lower back." She replied.

"All righty you just relax now." Roshi began kneading her lower back, and quickly worked his way down to her butt.

"Not that low Helga!"

"Oh, so sorry!" He replied. Goku flipped through a magazine, not paying attention.

"Ok, can you do my stomach now?" Bulma requested after a few minutes. She turned over onto her back. Roshi grabbed his nose with a handkerchief to stop an oncoming nosebleed. He got it under control and began reaching for her breasts. "Hey! Waitaminute!" She sat up and screamed upon seeing the poorly disguised Roshi. A burly female security guard burst into the room and Bulma covered herself with her towel. She quickly cuffed Roshi and dragged him out of the building, kicking, screaming, and bleeding profusely out of his nose into a waiting police car.

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Vegeta opened the door to Bulma's house and stumbled in. She was so exhausted from the chase with the robots. The air conditioner turned on and she shivered. She walked back into the kitchen and grabbed the cake, before noticing her soaked shorts laying on the floor.

"Crap." She muttered. She crumpled Bulma's note and headed upstairs. Vegeta flicked the TV on and began scarfing down the cake. Someone knocked at the door and she went to go get it. She opened the door to find a mesmerized Yamcha. She punched him off the porch and into some bushes before vaporizing his air car. She flipped him off and slammed the door. Vegeta climbed the stairs and fell asleep on her bed.

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"Ok, what do you want to do next Goku?" Bulma asked.

"I dunno."

"Fine, we'll have a mud bath."

"Huh? I thought a bath was supposed to make you squeaky clean."

"This is different, come on I'll show you." They walked outside to a large pool of orange mud. Bulma dropped her towel and waded in, followed by Goku. Bulma began rubbing the mud over her back when a ball of the goop smacked her in the side of the face. She turned to see Goku laughing her head off. She threw a handful back, but Goku dived under the mud, and she hit a lady. The lady threw a handful at Bulma, who ducked. It hit another lady and a mud war erupted. Goku threw several balls of mud at one lady lying on a towel. She stood up and glared at the mud-covered Goku.

"GOKU!!!!"

"Crap!" She shouted as Chi Chi jumped into the mud and sloshed after her. Goku ran screaming through the mud, spraying it in all directions. Chi Chi grabbed her by the hair and she slipped through her grasp and under the surface. A ball of golden energy formed in the center of the pool. All of a sudden, the pool exploded, shooting mud and women everywhere. A golden haired and naked Goku stood alone in the center of the pool. Chi Chi fell out of the sky and landed in the crater. She got on her knees, looked up and saw the golden hair between Goku's legs. She screamed in rage and chased Goku out of the pool and into the building. Bulma wiped mud from her eyes and sighed.