"But Chi Chi, I don't wanna!" Goku pleaded with his wife.

"Too bad, you're taking Gohan for his checkup and that's that," she crossed her arms over her chest and arched her back slightly.

"One question, why the hell do I have to go?!" An angry Vegeta thundered.

"Because you need to get out the house for once, you lazy idiot," Bulma answered.

"I'll show you idiot…" Vegeta rolled up his sleeve. Goku saw what he was going to do and quickly put himself between Vegeta and Bulma, waving his arms.

"N-now Vegeta don't get too hasty…"

"Move, Kakkarot, before I kick your ass!"

"Vegeta, don't do it-" The Saiyajin Prince ignored Goku's warning and punched him in the face. Goku didn't budge an inch. He wiggled his nose, causing Vegeta's fist to bob up and down. Vegeta hissed and lowered his arm.

"Fine… I'll go with Kakkarot and his brat to the vet," he sneered.

"Doctor's office!" The two women corrected him.

"Whatever." At that moment, Gohan came bounding down the stairs.

"Yay! We're going to the zoo! We're going to the zoo!" The young half-Saiyajin danced around.

"Uh, Chi Chi, I thought we were taking him to see the doc-" Goku began. Chi Chi quickly grabbed her husband and shoved him out the door, followed shortly by Gohan. Bulma attempted to do the same to Vegeta but he pushed her back and sauntered outside the house himself.

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"I can't believe your wife lied to her own little brat! Hahahaha!" Vegeta started cracking up. "He thinks we're going to the stupid zoo-" Goku clamped his hand over Vegeta's mouth.

"Quiet," Goku gave Vegeta a look then turned back to driving the air car.

"Anyway," Vegeta continued as if nothing happened. "When the hell did you get a driver's license?"

"Oh, a few months ago…"

"Uh, Kakkarot…"

"What?" Goku switched lanes, narrowly missing an old lady crossing the street.

"WE'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!"

"GYAAH!" Goku's hands fumbled over the steering wheel. A large 18-wheeler was heading straight for them. Vegeta leaped from his seat and shot a ki blast, caving in the front of the vehicle. With its engine flattened, it stopped completely. Goku swerved and slammed on the breaks, but the car continued to move at a snail's pace. It skidded sideways toward a light pole, bumping into it. The car suddenly exploded for no apparent reason and Goku bounded from the air car, holding onto Gohan's collar.

"Oh well, at least I got insurance," Goku surveyed the wreckage. "C'mon Vegeta!" He took off into the air with Gohan following close behind. Vegeta joined the duo and they went on to the doctor.

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"This sure is a small building for a zoo," Gohan commented as the trio landed outside the doctor's office. Goku opened the door and they headed in.

"Wait-a-second! This place looks awfully familiar, Daddy…" They walked farther into the waiting room. "Oh no! This looks like the-!" The boy spun on his heel and flew toward the door. Goku managed to snag the back of his collar, holding him back. He reeled his son in and wrapped his arms around him tight. They picked a few seats along the wall and sat down. Unfortunately for Vegeta, there was not a third seat where Goku and Gohan sat, and he was forced to sit between two kids about Gohan's age. The two were obviously mad at one another and kept making faces and throwing small toys. Vegeta sighed heavily as the two boys continued fighting.

"Nyaah!" The one on Vegeta's right scrunched up his nose and pulled down his eyelids.

"Bleah!" The boy on his left stuck out his tongue and stretched his cheeks outward.

"Enough of this mindless crap!" Vegeta smirked and he backhanded the tykes through the wall behind him with a loud crash.

"Son Gohan, please go to room 4A," a nurse announced over the loudspeaker. The three Saiyajins got up as the children's mothers ran over to assist their unconscious children. Just for fun, Vegeta kicked each mother's respective butt, sending her into the wall as well.

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Gohan sat on the raised bench clad only in his boxers. Goku sat on a chair by the adjacent wall, while Vegeta chose to stand up, his arms crossed across his chest. Obviously bored, he hummed noisily to himself.

"And now, the cough test," the doctor announced. Gohan's eyes widened when the doctor slid his hand into his underwear. Vegeta and Goku grimaced in unison.

"Y-you've got some c-cold fingers there, d-d-doctor!" Gohan shivered.

"Cough please." Gohan complied.

"All right then, everything checks out well. I must say that Gohan is quite a healthy young lad," the doctor scribbled some notes on his clipboard. "Now all that's left is the influenza shot."

"Sh-shot!?!?" Goku sprang from his chair.

"Why yes, Gohan is due for his." A nurse entered with the injection.

"Oh no! Oh no! Notmenotmenotmenotmenotmeeee!" Goku cried out and mowed over the nurse as he dashed out the door to the inspection room. Vegeta laughed so hard he fell over.

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The trio were walking home. Since their car had been blown up earlier, they decided not to draw attention to themselves by flying.

"Man, Kakkarot, I never laughed harder in my life! You didn't even run that fast from Freeza!" Vegeta slapped him on the back.

"Shut up Vegeta!" Goku snapped.

"I'll tell you one thing though, if any loserly doctor ever got his hands on my cojones, I'd really let him have it!" Vegeta laughed as Gohan frowned.

"Vegeta stop it!" shouted.

"And just what are you going to do if I don't? Grab my balls? HAHAHAHAH!"

"Exactly."

"Wait-! What!?" Before Vegeta could respond further, Goku's fist connected hard with his crotch and Vegeta collapsed on the ground, twitching. "Damn you… Ka-kka-rot…" he wheezed.

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"I wonder what Vegeta's doing now…" Goku though aloud. He was reclining on his and Chi Chi's bed, hands crossed behind his head.

"Beats me," Chi Chi replied. "But if you hit him as hard as you say you did, he's probably still sitting right where you left him," she rummaged through a dresser drawer, then turned to the nearby closet.

"Yeah, I'll bet!" Goku laughed quietly.

"What to wear, what to wear?" Chi Chi chanted to herself. She searched for a dress to wear, and walked about only in her panties and bra.

"I think I'll go visit him now," Goku sat up and tapped his index and middle fingers against his forehead.

"Goku I wouldn't do that-" his wife warned.

"Ah, there he is!"

"You never know what-"

"Bye Chi Chi!" Goku teleported using his "Instantaneous Movement" technique.

"-he may be doing…" An exasperated Chi Chi concluded to herself.

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Meanwhile…

"Come on Vegeta, I realize you're sore, but…" Bulma eyed him slyly.

"Shut up woman!" Vegeta shifted the ice pack on his crotch. He and Bulma were in his room, and he was sprawled across his bed.

"Vegeta!" Bulma put her hands on her hips.

"I honestly could care less how horny you are! There is no way I'm gonna-" before he could finish his sentence Bulma was next to him on the bed, her bathrobe thrown off. She flung the ice pack against the wall, where it hit with a 'thwack' and slid to the carpeted floor.

Goku suddenly appeared opposite the bed with a muffled 'whoosh' sound. He tilted his head to the side when he noticed the covers thrashing about like a stormy sea.

"Vegeta?" The sheets stopped mid-wave.

"Goku!?!"

"Kakkarot!?!"

"Bulma!? Fancy meetin' you here!"

"I am so gonna kick your ass Kakkarot!" Vegeta sprang from the bed, yanking the covers off of Bulma. Bulma screamed and tried to cover herself. Vegeta took one step before he collapsed from a sudden sharp pain that began at his crotch then raced up his spine. Bulma dived behind the bed before redressing in her bathrobe. She stood up, stomping toward Goku.

"What the hell is the meaning of this Goku!?" Bulma thundered.

"Bulma… isn't that robe a little bit too small?" Goku pointed downward. Bulma suddenly wished she hadn't bought such a short robe and struggled to pull its edge down over her bare pubic region.

"Ugh!" Bulma whirled around, exposing her butt, and stormed out of the room.

"Hey, Vegeta, D'ya think she'd get me a sandwich or something?" Goku looked out the door at Bulma thumping down the hall. "Y'know, since she's not busy anymore." Vegeta reached up to strike the other Saiyajin, but pain spasmed up his body and he fell back down with a grunt.

"Damn…. You…. Kakka-rooooottt…."