Disclaimers: The usual disclaimers and yada yada yada yada...
A/N: This is a plotless one-shot fic and it just suddenly came to my mind. Yeah, I know, the story sucks, but I suggest you read until the ending, pretty unexpected.(and kawaii, if you ask me! )
Where's My Oar?
*Yusuke planned a party the day before and it ended late night so Botan had to sleep over at Keiko's *
Keiko: *wakes up and stretches *What's that noise by the TV? *goes outside her room *
Botan: *watching an exercise program and doing some exercise herself * 1-2-3-4-5-6. Do the moves!
Keiko: What are you doing early morning, Botan?
Botan: *panting * Doing some *panting * exercise. It's good for your *pant * health.
Keiko: You better cut that out. You still got some work to do for Reikai.
Botan: OK. Better freshen up a bit.
*an hour later *
Botan: Time to go to Reikai! *summons her oar but nothing happens *
Keiko: Doushita, Botan?
Botan: I can't summon my oar.
Keiko: You probably left it somewhere else.
Botan: But that's impossible. I don't remember leaving it anywhere. I'll get punished if I don't find it and go back to Reikai.
Keiko: Calm down. Let's find it. You probably left it somewhere around here.
*after minutes of searching Keiko's house *
Botan: It's not here either.
Keiko: Where could it be?
Botan: *sad face *
Keiko: We'll need help. Let's go to Yusuke's house and inform the others.
*Keiko and Botan go to Yusuke's house, minutes later Kuwabara, Kurama and Yukina came. Hiei didn't come. *
Yusuke: You lost your oar? That's pretty weird of you.
Keiko: This is no time to say that to Botan.
Botan: Panic...panic...panic...
Keiko: Anyway, we have to find it.
Botan: Onegai, find it for me.*starts crying anime style * Without it life wouldn't be the same again. I won't be able to fly. I won't...
Everyone else: *narrow eyed *
Botan: Hehe... I thought over reacting would help you...
Kurama: Excuse me, but where do you suggest we find that? This place os big. It could be anywhere.
Kuwabara: That's easy. *brings out a world map *
Yusuke: That's a world map, idiot.
Kuwabara: Shut up, just hear me out. So we're here. *points at somewhere in Japan * We go left first then take a turn here. *points at China * If I make a wild guess I think her oar might be somewhere here, approximately.*points at the Pacific Ocean *
Yusuke: Wow, that could have been a good idea.
Kuwabara: Wrong, it is a good idea.
Yusuke: It was an AWFUL idea.
Kurama: Let's just start here in this city, so we won't look far.
Yusuke: See what I mean, Kuwabara? That's what you call a good idea.
Kuwabara: I suggest we start moving now. I have other plans for the day.
Keiko: !!! What are you doing, Botan?
Botan: *picking up some stuff she thinks might be helpful * I'm preparing things we might need. Who knows what will happen on our way?
Yusuke: Those things are helpful. A flashlight, a mosquito coil, a fire extinguisher???
Kuwabara: I suggest you put food in there. That would be helpful.
Botan: I already did. Let's go now.
*outside Yusuke's house *
Kurama: Let's start with the more obvious places. Where did you last see it, Botan?
Botan: Well, before the party, I remember going down my oar in this street. So I went down near the lightpost, there's a few plants below, in front of the wall with graffiti, on the cement floor.
*they go there *
Yusuke: It's not here.
Kuwabara: Are you sure you left it here?
Botan: I remember it was near the lightpost, then there's a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Yusuke: But why isn't it here?
Botan: I dunno. Where could it be?
Kuwabara: Where did you last leave it?
Botan: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Yusuke: Then why isn't it here?
Botan: I dunno. Where could it be?
Kuwabara: Where did you last leave it anyway?
Botan: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Yusuke: Then why isn't your oar here?
Botan: I dunno. Where could it be?
Kuwabara: Where did you...*gets interrupted *
Kurama: Stop that. This is going nowhere. Let's move on.
Botan: Hey! I got and idea! *starts running *
Everyone else: Matte, Botan.
Botan: *stops running outside the police station * This is it!
Yusuke: Did you leave it here?
Botan: No, but this will help.*goes inside the police station *
Yusuke: *slaps forehead *
Kuwabara: I sense trouble ahead. Who wants to go with her?
Yusuke: Not me. I'll wait for you guys at home.
Kuwabara: Let's play rock, scissors, paper to see who goes with her.
*the 3 played rock, scissors, paper *
Kurama: *paper *
Kuwabara: *scissors *
Keiko: *scissors *
Kurama: *sweatdrops *
Keiko: We'll wait for you here.
Kurama: *sigh * I guess I have no choice. *goes inside the police station *
*inside the police station *
Kurama: Where could that girl be? Oh, there she is. Hey, Botan!
Botan: So, chief, I'd like to report someone who's lost.
Chief: Ceratainly. Describe that person.
Botan: Well, she's about a little taller than me, she can carry me so I'd say she's strong, she's a lot older than me, she's slim, she's brown...
Chief: *drawing a sketch * Anything else?
Botan: She's made of wood.
Kurama: Eeeep! *covers Botan's mouth *
Chief: Made of wood?!?!?! What are you looking for, anyway?
Botan: Mmmmmphmmphmumph...
Kurama: Ehehehe....we're looking for her oar...
Chief: Her oar? Is this some kind of a joke?
Kurama: Err...yeah...I mean no....um...heheheh...*sweatdrops *
*in the jail cell, where Kurama is in one side of the prison bars and Botan on the opposite side *
Kurama: See what happens, Botan? How many times have I told you not to get in any trouble? Look at yourself now.
Botan: *sad face *
Chief: Shut up! I hope you'll now behave and learn not to make a fool out of policemen.
*so it turns out that Kurama was the one arrested *
Kurama: Botan, next time you visit, be sure to bring me some biscuits. And soap, maybe.
Kurama's inmate: We have soap here.
Kurama: *reaches for the soap with fear and hands shaking *
*outside the police station *
Kurama's voice: Nooooooooooooo!
Keiko: What happened?
Botan: Kurama got arrested.
Kuwabara: Geeeee...I wonder why.
Botan: Well, it was his fault. He fooled around the chief.
*back at Yusuke's house *
Keiko: Let's avoid things that might get us arrested, OK?
Yusuke: Hey! What are you doing with all those biscuits?
Botan: Well, Kurama asked me to bring biscuits to him in jail.
Kuwabara: I'm hungry, too. Let me have some. *grabs a handful of biscuits *
Keiko: So, let's visit Kurama first, then continue looking.
*back at prison *
Yusuke: There he is! Hahahahahahahaha!
Chief: Mr. Minamino, you're free now. I hope you behave yourself next time.
Kurama: Thank goodness. *stares madly at Yusuke *
Yusuke: *stops laughing then whistles *
Kurama's Inmate: Sayonara!
*outside the police station *
Kurama: So, who payed to bail me out?
Keiko: Not me. *looks at Botan *
Botan: Not me. *looks at the boys *
Kuwabara: Do you expect me to spend money on bailing you out? *looks at Yusuke *
Yusuke: Definitely not me.
Kurama: Then, who bailed me out?
*a strange spaceship/UFO appears *
UFO: *fires a tractor beam at the gang *
Yusuke: *avoids the tractor beam *
Botan: *runs but trips over, then gets sucked up by the UFO *
Kuwabara: *gets avoided by the tractor beam * Hey! No fair!
Keiko: *slaps the tractor beam away, so it bounced to Kurama instead * Get off me, stupid aliens.
Kurama: *gets accidentally sucked up by the tractor beam that Keiko just slapped *
UFO: *leaves *
Yusuke: What do we do now?
Kuwabara: Maybe they'll find the oar with the aliens.
Keiko: I hope they'll be alright.
*inside the UFO *
Alien 1 & 2: *making alien sounds *
Botan: *screeching loud *
Kurama: *covering ears * Stop it! You guys are irritating.
Both aliens & Botan: *stops making noise *
Kurama: The facilities are well maintained.
Botan: Where are you from?
Alien 1: We-are-from-a-galaxy-far-superior-from-yours.
Alien 2: Me-too.
Botan: What do you plan to do to us?
Alien 1: We-will-make-you-robots.
Alien 2: Me-too.
Botan: How do you think can "aliens" help in the economy of our country?
Alien 1: So-many-things.
Alien 2: Me-too.
Kurama: ???
Alien 1: We-will-show-you-around-our-robot-factory.
Alien 2: Me-too.
*inside a robot factory on another planet *
Robot: Welcome, masters.
Both aliens,Kurama and Botan: *they ride a weird alien vehicle *
Botan: Wow! This place is huge!
Kurama: The facilities are well maintained!
Alien 1: That-is-where-we-form-feet-and-legs. *points at a machine of some sort *
*further in the factory *
Alien 2: That-is-where-we-form-arms-and-torso. *points at a huge machine *
*still further in the factory *
Alien 1: And-that-is-where-form-the-heads. *points at another stupid machine *
Kurama: Excuse me aliens, but if your life was to be made a movie, who would you like to star as you?
Alien 1: I-want-Tom-Cruise.
Alien 2: Nicolas-Cage.
Botan: Since these things are very technical, may I ask you, when do you wash your clothes?
Alien 1: Once-a-week.
Alien 2: Me-too.
Alien 1: We'll-take-you-back-to-the-spaceship.
*back at the spaceship,where Kurama and Botan are teleported seating on the controls *
Alien 1: Oooops!-Please-press-then-button-again.
Botan: Oh, OK. *presses the button *
Alien 1: Good.-Now-let's-get-back-to-business.
Botan: What do you plan to do?
Alien 1: We-will-make-you-robots.
Botan: You will make him a robot *points at Kurama * ?!?! Hahahahahahaha!
Alien 2: You-too.
Botan: You can't just make me a robot. *hides behind Kurama * We're not going without a fight.
Kurama: Actually, we are. Their Ki is much more stronger than I've ever seen. We'll need to negotiate or something.
Alien 1: We-need-to-make-you-a-robot-that-will-clean-our-bird. *scratches beard *
Kurama: That was pronounced "beard".
Alien 1: Silence.-We're-used-to-saying-"bird".
Botan: Wait! We'll give you this thing from earth. *gets the fire extinguisher *
Alien 1: We-don't-need-that.
Botan: What about this? *gets the mosquito coil *
Alien 2: We-don't-need-that-either.
Botan: How about this? *gives a pack of uncooked spaghetti *
Alien 1: No!-Not-spaghetti.-Or-we'll-be-forced-to-use-our-powers.
Alien 2: Our-vision-is-blurring!
*after a few minutes, Kurama and Botan was somehow brought back to earth *
Kurama: Where did you last see your oar again?
Botan: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Kurama: Then why isn't it there?
Alien 1, dressed as Botan: I dunno. Where could it be?
Kurama: Did you cut your hair?
Alien 1: ....Correct?
Kurama: Where did you last see your oar?
Alien 1: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Kurama: Then why isn't it there?
Alien 1: I last saw it near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Botan: Kurama! Have you found my oar yet?
Kurama: !!! Hey! If you are in there, then what are you doing here? *looks carefully at the "Botan" beside him *
Alien 1: ???
Kurama: *knees shaking * HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
*a flying oar then hits the alien's head, killing it in the process *
Botan: Hey look! There's my oar!
Kurama: You saved our lives ummm....HIEI?!?!?
Hiei: *riding the oar * How do you stop this thing?
Botan: You have to stop using your ki.
Hiei: I already tried doing that! Somebody get me down here!
Kurama: Have you tried jumping?
Hiei: I wanted to, but my hands won't let go. I can't stop my ki either.
*after a few minutes, Yusuke and the others found the flying Hiei *
Yusuke: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hiei looks stupid in that oar and...*gets slapped by Keiko *
Keiko: How many times do you have to laugh today? It's irritating me.
Kuwabara: This looks like a job for a genius like me. Wait there.
Hiei: Oh, stupid, I'd rather sllep than watch you. *falls asleep then falls to the ground together with the oar *
*in Yusuke's house *
Kurama: What were you doing with the oar anyway?
Hiei: Somebody left her oar so I thought I should return it, but then it started flying, so it means this is the last time I'm doing a good deed for you. Stupid guys.
Yusuke: Where did you find it?
Hiei: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I found it......
A/N : The story sucked., now didn't it? Hehehehe, I just wanted some way to make Hiei ride the oar. He looks cuter that way, and I'm not even a girl, mind you. Anyway, ja!
A/N: This is a plotless one-shot fic and it just suddenly came to my mind. Yeah, I know, the story sucks, but I suggest you read until the ending, pretty unexpected.(and kawaii, if you ask me! )
Where's My Oar?
*Yusuke planned a party the day before and it ended late night so Botan had to sleep over at Keiko's *
Keiko: *wakes up and stretches *What's that noise by the TV? *goes outside her room *
Botan: *watching an exercise program and doing some exercise herself * 1-2-3-4-5-6. Do the moves!
Keiko: What are you doing early morning, Botan?
Botan: *panting * Doing some *panting * exercise. It's good for your *pant * health.
Keiko: You better cut that out. You still got some work to do for Reikai.
Botan: OK. Better freshen up a bit.
*an hour later *
Botan: Time to go to Reikai! *summons her oar but nothing happens *
Keiko: Doushita, Botan?
Botan: I can't summon my oar.
Keiko: You probably left it somewhere else.
Botan: But that's impossible. I don't remember leaving it anywhere. I'll get punished if I don't find it and go back to Reikai.
Keiko: Calm down. Let's find it. You probably left it somewhere around here.
*after minutes of searching Keiko's house *
Botan: It's not here either.
Keiko: Where could it be?
Botan: *sad face *
Keiko: We'll need help. Let's go to Yusuke's house and inform the others.
*Keiko and Botan go to Yusuke's house, minutes later Kuwabara, Kurama and Yukina came. Hiei didn't come. *
Yusuke: You lost your oar? That's pretty weird of you.
Keiko: This is no time to say that to Botan.
Botan: Panic...panic...panic...
Keiko: Anyway, we have to find it.
Botan: Onegai, find it for me.*starts crying anime style * Without it life wouldn't be the same again. I won't be able to fly. I won't...
Everyone else: *narrow eyed *
Botan: Hehe... I thought over reacting would help you...
Kurama: Excuse me, but where do you suggest we find that? This place os big. It could be anywhere.
Kuwabara: That's easy. *brings out a world map *
Yusuke: That's a world map, idiot.
Kuwabara: Shut up, just hear me out. So we're here. *points at somewhere in Japan * We go left first then take a turn here. *points at China * If I make a wild guess I think her oar might be somewhere here, approximately.*points at the Pacific Ocean *
Yusuke: Wow, that could have been a good idea.
Kuwabara: Wrong, it is a good idea.
Yusuke: It was an AWFUL idea.
Kurama: Let's just start here in this city, so we won't look far.
Yusuke: See what I mean, Kuwabara? That's what you call a good idea.
Kuwabara: I suggest we start moving now. I have other plans for the day.
Keiko: !!! What are you doing, Botan?
Botan: *picking up some stuff she thinks might be helpful * I'm preparing things we might need. Who knows what will happen on our way?
Yusuke: Those things are helpful. A flashlight, a mosquito coil, a fire extinguisher???
Kuwabara: I suggest you put food in there. That would be helpful.
Botan: I already did. Let's go now.
*outside Yusuke's house *
Kurama: Let's start with the more obvious places. Where did you last see it, Botan?
Botan: Well, before the party, I remember going down my oar in this street. So I went down near the lightpost, there's a few plants below, in front of the wall with graffiti, on the cement floor.
*they go there *
Yusuke: It's not here.
Kuwabara: Are you sure you left it here?
Botan: I remember it was near the lightpost, then there's a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Yusuke: But why isn't it here?
Botan: I dunno. Where could it be?
Kuwabara: Where did you last leave it?
Botan: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Yusuke: Then why isn't it here?
Botan: I dunno. Where could it be?
Kuwabara: Where did you last leave it anyway?
Botan: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Yusuke: Then why isn't your oar here?
Botan: I dunno. Where could it be?
Kuwabara: Where did you...*gets interrupted *
Kurama: Stop that. This is going nowhere. Let's move on.
Botan: Hey! I got and idea! *starts running *
Everyone else: Matte, Botan.
Botan: *stops running outside the police station * This is it!
Yusuke: Did you leave it here?
Botan: No, but this will help.*goes inside the police station *
Yusuke: *slaps forehead *
Kuwabara: I sense trouble ahead. Who wants to go with her?
Yusuke: Not me. I'll wait for you guys at home.
Kuwabara: Let's play rock, scissors, paper to see who goes with her.
*the 3 played rock, scissors, paper *
Kurama: *paper *
Kuwabara: *scissors *
Keiko: *scissors *
Kurama: *sweatdrops *
Keiko: We'll wait for you here.
Kurama: *sigh * I guess I have no choice. *goes inside the police station *
*inside the police station *
Kurama: Where could that girl be? Oh, there she is. Hey, Botan!
Botan: So, chief, I'd like to report someone who's lost.
Chief: Ceratainly. Describe that person.
Botan: Well, she's about a little taller than me, she can carry me so I'd say she's strong, she's a lot older than me, she's slim, she's brown...
Chief: *drawing a sketch * Anything else?
Botan: She's made of wood.
Kurama: Eeeep! *covers Botan's mouth *
Chief: Made of wood?!?!?! What are you looking for, anyway?
Botan: Mmmmmphmmphmumph...
Kurama: Ehehehe....we're looking for her oar...
Chief: Her oar? Is this some kind of a joke?
Kurama: Err...yeah...I mean no....um...heheheh...*sweatdrops *
*in the jail cell, where Kurama is in one side of the prison bars and Botan on the opposite side *
Kurama: See what happens, Botan? How many times have I told you not to get in any trouble? Look at yourself now.
Botan: *sad face *
Chief: Shut up! I hope you'll now behave and learn not to make a fool out of policemen.
*so it turns out that Kurama was the one arrested *
Kurama: Botan, next time you visit, be sure to bring me some biscuits. And soap, maybe.
Kurama's inmate: We have soap here.
Kurama: *reaches for the soap with fear and hands shaking *
*outside the police station *
Kurama's voice: Nooooooooooooo!
Keiko: What happened?
Botan: Kurama got arrested.
Kuwabara: Geeeee...I wonder why.
Botan: Well, it was his fault. He fooled around the chief.
*back at Yusuke's house *
Keiko: Let's avoid things that might get us arrested, OK?
Yusuke: Hey! What are you doing with all those biscuits?
Botan: Well, Kurama asked me to bring biscuits to him in jail.
Kuwabara: I'm hungry, too. Let me have some. *grabs a handful of biscuits *
Keiko: So, let's visit Kurama first, then continue looking.
*back at prison *
Yusuke: There he is! Hahahahahahahaha!
Chief: Mr. Minamino, you're free now. I hope you behave yourself next time.
Kurama: Thank goodness. *stares madly at Yusuke *
Yusuke: *stops laughing then whistles *
Kurama's Inmate: Sayonara!
*outside the police station *
Kurama: So, who payed to bail me out?
Keiko: Not me. *looks at Botan *
Botan: Not me. *looks at the boys *
Kuwabara: Do you expect me to spend money on bailing you out? *looks at Yusuke *
Yusuke: Definitely not me.
Kurama: Then, who bailed me out?
*a strange spaceship/UFO appears *
UFO: *fires a tractor beam at the gang *
Yusuke: *avoids the tractor beam *
Botan: *runs but trips over, then gets sucked up by the UFO *
Kuwabara: *gets avoided by the tractor beam * Hey! No fair!
Keiko: *slaps the tractor beam away, so it bounced to Kurama instead * Get off me, stupid aliens.
Kurama: *gets accidentally sucked up by the tractor beam that Keiko just slapped *
UFO: *leaves *
Yusuke: What do we do now?
Kuwabara: Maybe they'll find the oar with the aliens.
Keiko: I hope they'll be alright.
*inside the UFO *
Alien 1 & 2: *making alien sounds *
Botan: *screeching loud *
Kurama: *covering ears * Stop it! You guys are irritating.
Both aliens & Botan: *stops making noise *
Kurama: The facilities are well maintained.
Botan: Where are you from?
Alien 1: We-are-from-a-galaxy-far-superior-from-yours.
Alien 2: Me-too.
Botan: What do you plan to do to us?
Alien 1: We-will-make-you-robots.
Alien 2: Me-too.
Botan: How do you think can "aliens" help in the economy of our country?
Alien 1: So-many-things.
Alien 2: Me-too.
Kurama: ???
Alien 1: We-will-show-you-around-our-robot-factory.
Alien 2: Me-too.
*inside a robot factory on another planet *
Robot: Welcome, masters.
Both aliens,Kurama and Botan: *they ride a weird alien vehicle *
Botan: Wow! This place is huge!
Kurama: The facilities are well maintained!
Alien 1: That-is-where-we-form-feet-and-legs. *points at a machine of some sort *
*further in the factory *
Alien 2: That-is-where-we-form-arms-and-torso. *points at a huge machine *
*still further in the factory *
Alien 1: And-that-is-where-form-the-heads. *points at another stupid machine *
Kurama: Excuse me aliens, but if your life was to be made a movie, who would you like to star as you?
Alien 1: I-want-Tom-Cruise.
Alien 2: Nicolas-Cage.
Botan: Since these things are very technical, may I ask you, when do you wash your clothes?
Alien 1: Once-a-week.
Alien 2: Me-too.
Alien 1: We'll-take-you-back-to-the-spaceship.
*back at the spaceship,where Kurama and Botan are teleported seating on the controls *
Alien 1: Oooops!-Please-press-then-button-again.
Botan: Oh, OK. *presses the button *
Alien 1: Good.-Now-let's-get-back-to-business.
Botan: What do you plan to do?
Alien 1: We-will-make-you-robots.
Botan: You will make him a robot *points at Kurama * ?!?! Hahahahahahaha!
Alien 2: You-too.
Botan: You can't just make me a robot. *hides behind Kurama * We're not going without a fight.
Kurama: Actually, we are. Their Ki is much more stronger than I've ever seen. We'll need to negotiate or something.
Alien 1: We-need-to-make-you-a-robot-that-will-clean-our-bird. *scratches beard *
Kurama: That was pronounced "beard".
Alien 1: Silence.-We're-used-to-saying-"bird".
Botan: Wait! We'll give you this thing from earth. *gets the fire extinguisher *
Alien 1: We-don't-need-that.
Botan: What about this? *gets the mosquito coil *
Alien 2: We-don't-need-that-either.
Botan: How about this? *gives a pack of uncooked spaghetti *
Alien 1: No!-Not-spaghetti.-Or-we'll-be-forced-to-use-our-powers.
Alien 2: Our-vision-is-blurring!
*after a few minutes, Kurama and Botan was somehow brought back to earth *
Kurama: Where did you last see your oar again?
Botan: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Kurama: Then why isn't it there?
Alien 1, dressed as Botan: I dunno. Where could it be?
Kurama: Did you cut your hair?
Alien 1: ....Correct?
Kurama: Where did you last see your oar?
Alien 1: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Kurama: Then why isn't it there?
Alien 1: I last saw it near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I last saw it.
Botan: Kurama! Have you found my oar yet?
Kurama: !!! Hey! If you are in there, then what are you doing here? *looks carefully at the "Botan" beside him *
Alien 1: ???
Kurama: *knees shaking * HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
*a flying oar then hits the alien's head, killing it in the process *
Botan: Hey look! There's my oar!
Kurama: You saved our lives ummm....HIEI?!?!?
Hiei: *riding the oar * How do you stop this thing?
Botan: You have to stop using your ki.
Hiei: I already tried doing that! Somebody get me down here!
Kurama: Have you tried jumping?
Hiei: I wanted to, but my hands won't let go. I can't stop my ki either.
*after a few minutes, Yusuke and the others found the flying Hiei *
Yusuke: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hiei looks stupid in that oar and...*gets slapped by Keiko *
Keiko: How many times do you have to laugh today? It's irritating me.
Kuwabara: This looks like a job for a genius like me. Wait there.
Hiei: Oh, stupid, I'd rather sllep than watch you. *falls asleep then falls to the ground together with the oar *
*in Yusuke's house *
Kurama: What were you doing with the oar anyway?
Hiei: Somebody left her oar so I thought I should return it, but then it started flying, so it means this is the last time I'm doing a good deed for you. Stupid guys.
Yusuke: Where did you find it?
Hiei: Near the lightpost, with a few plants below, in front of the wall, on the cement floor, that's where I found it......
A/N : The story sucked., now didn't it? Hehehehe, I just wanted some way to make Hiei ride the oar. He looks cuter that way, and I'm not even a girl, mind you. Anyway, ja!
