New Sailor Team? Rated: PG-13 By: Ari-chan
Notes and disclaimers: Due to the great reviews I got I decided to take LiR's idea and make a sequel. Thank you, all for reading it and I know it made *no* sense but isn't that's why it was funny? In this one I had to sneak in a dub reference ("lita's talent")
To reviewer Hmmm if you do read this: Have you ever seen the Star season? If you had you would have understood this better. Yaten and the others change into men to look for their princess. When they transform they go back to original form. Notice how when talking about Healer I said she.. When she went back to Yaten she was a he. I do know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, on with it! You know the disclaimers.
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Dark storm clouds formed in the sky and a hard wind rustled the trees. Yaten cursed his hair holder for snapping as his hair blew everywhere. His head hurt and his back was killing him. He didn't understand why, in fact all he remembered where two new soldiers. Yaten suddenly shouted cripes out to no one particuler enjoying the way the foreign word sounded and took off at top speed to his flat.
When he got there he found Seiya playing his guitar as usually and Taiki sat with his back to the door listening to headphones and playing on the computer. Yaten threw himself down into a chair and grimaced when pain shot up his back. Seiya asked if he was okay Yaten nodded then went to go get some ice.
As Yaten walked by Taiki shut the computer monitor off. Yaten shrugged it off but Seiya walked over and flicked it back on. He stood aghast.
"Taiki, how could you? And you of all people. Really, I'm disappointed in you!" This had caught Yaten's attention and he walked over also. He peered over Taiki's shoulder as the big fore headed starlight blushed and sunk down in his chair.
"Oh come on," he said meekly. "Like you've never looked at this kind of stuff before?"
"Not this kind!"
"So you have!"
"Yeah but it wasn't.. As graphic." Seiya said nearly drooling onto to Taiki's shoulder. "Man, would I like a piece of that!"
Taiki nodded. ""Looks delicious doesn't it?"
Yaten shook his head disgusted at his friends. "Honestly, drooling over a video like that. Anyone could make a better one."
"Like who?"
"Well, Makoto-chan for instance."
"Oh yeah man, she's got great talent."
"Yeah she does. I bet she could make a much better cooking demo!" Taiki and his fellow star lights nodded.
As the three continued to gaze at the screen where a man proceeded to pour glaze over a cake Yaten remembered the important thing he has rushed home to tell.
"There are more sailor senshi!" He yelled. Taiki and Seiya stood in shock.
"Who?"
"Well, I can barely remember but I think their names were Sailor Star Plushy and Sailor Star Bath Scrubby."
"How do you know?" Taiki asked turning around in his chair to face the short starlight.
"Well, I was a battle with them earlier today. They're vicious. And even though they have only one attack it's killer."
"What do they look like?" Seiya pressed.
"One was blonde.. short blonde hair. She was wearing a bath towel, and bathing suit and gold boxers, I think. The other one was wearing some leather thing…"
"What were their attacks?"
"They were totally silent! They just threw these little things at me. It was terrible!
While Yaten was explaining his ordeal to his friends Haruka and Michiru were telling Setsuna what happened.
"You mean he came onto you?"
"Why put it so gently! He tried to rape me for God's sake!"
"Haruka, I don't think God would drink sake."
"Oh shut-up, Setsuna.. this isn't a time to try and be clever."
"You're right Haruka. I'm sorry but what are we going to do?"
Haruka narrows her eyes and cracked her knuckles. "I've got an idea."
The door fell in and there, in all there glory stood the all new Sailor Team: Sailor Star Plushy, Sailor Star Bath Scrubby and the new Sailor Star Panties!
Yaten shrieked and began prancing about yelling, "There they are! There they are!" Seiya and Taiki meanwhile face faulted. When Taiki gained his composure again he said:
"Haruka-san, Michiru-san, and Setsuna-san… what is wrong with you?" Setsuna, or Panties rather, grimaced.
"Haruka, I told you this wouldn't work!"
"It's Scrubby and you might want to fix the underwear on your head." Panties readjusted the Sailor Moon panties she was wearing on her head to keep the waistband from digging in any further.
Plushy said something next.
"Protecting women who don't want to see men naked and protecting those who do things with out knowing Sailor Star Plushy here I am!" Plushy struck a pose, as did Scrubby and Panties after doing their speeches.
Yaten by this time was cowering behind a chair whimpering. "That's them," he said shakily. "Get them guys! Get them!"
Seiya grabbed Yaten by the collar and pulled him up. "You space freak!" he yelled. "Are you blind? That's Haruka, Michiru and Setsuna!"
{Pan over to Taiki} Taiki nodded and absently mindedly wiped the drool from his mouth. "Damn Haruka, you look good!"
"Not again!" Were the last words before the battle commenced.
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So, not as good as the first one I think, but you guys are lucky. I don't like sequels. Be honest, what did you think?
Notes and disclaimers: Due to the great reviews I got I decided to take LiR's idea and make a sequel. Thank you, all for reading it and I know it made *no* sense but isn't that's why it was funny? In this one I had to sneak in a dub reference ("lita's talent")
To reviewer Hmmm if you do read this: Have you ever seen the Star season? If you had you would have understood this better. Yaten and the others change into men to look for their princess. When they transform they go back to original form. Notice how when talking about Healer I said she.. When she went back to Yaten she was a he. I do know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, on with it! You know the disclaimers.
******************************************************
Dark storm clouds formed in the sky and a hard wind rustled the trees. Yaten cursed his hair holder for snapping as his hair blew everywhere. His head hurt and his back was killing him. He didn't understand why, in fact all he remembered where two new soldiers. Yaten suddenly shouted cripes out to no one particuler enjoying the way the foreign word sounded and took off at top speed to his flat.
When he got there he found Seiya playing his guitar as usually and Taiki sat with his back to the door listening to headphones and playing on the computer. Yaten threw himself down into a chair and grimaced when pain shot up his back. Seiya asked if he was okay Yaten nodded then went to go get some ice.
As Yaten walked by Taiki shut the computer monitor off. Yaten shrugged it off but Seiya walked over and flicked it back on. He stood aghast.
"Taiki, how could you? And you of all people. Really, I'm disappointed in you!" This had caught Yaten's attention and he walked over also. He peered over Taiki's shoulder as the big fore headed starlight blushed and sunk down in his chair.
"Oh come on," he said meekly. "Like you've never looked at this kind of stuff before?"
"Not this kind!"
"So you have!"
"Yeah but it wasn't.. As graphic." Seiya said nearly drooling onto to Taiki's shoulder. "Man, would I like a piece of that!"
Taiki nodded. ""Looks delicious doesn't it?"
Yaten shook his head disgusted at his friends. "Honestly, drooling over a video like that. Anyone could make a better one."
"Like who?"
"Well, Makoto-chan for instance."
"Oh yeah man, she's got great talent."
"Yeah she does. I bet she could make a much better cooking demo!" Taiki and his fellow star lights nodded.
As the three continued to gaze at the screen where a man proceeded to pour glaze over a cake Yaten remembered the important thing he has rushed home to tell.
"There are more sailor senshi!" He yelled. Taiki and Seiya stood in shock.
"Who?"
"Well, I can barely remember but I think their names were Sailor Star Plushy and Sailor Star Bath Scrubby."
"How do you know?" Taiki asked turning around in his chair to face the short starlight.
"Well, I was a battle with them earlier today. They're vicious. And even though they have only one attack it's killer."
"What do they look like?" Seiya pressed.
"One was blonde.. short blonde hair. She was wearing a bath towel, and bathing suit and gold boxers, I think. The other one was wearing some leather thing…"
"What were their attacks?"
"They were totally silent! They just threw these little things at me. It was terrible!
While Yaten was explaining his ordeal to his friends Haruka and Michiru were telling Setsuna what happened.
"You mean he came onto you?"
"Why put it so gently! He tried to rape me for God's sake!"
"Haruka, I don't think God would drink sake."
"Oh shut-up, Setsuna.. this isn't a time to try and be clever."
"You're right Haruka. I'm sorry but what are we going to do?"
Haruka narrows her eyes and cracked her knuckles. "I've got an idea."
The door fell in and there, in all there glory stood the all new Sailor Team: Sailor Star Plushy, Sailor Star Bath Scrubby and the new Sailor Star Panties!
Yaten shrieked and began prancing about yelling, "There they are! There they are!" Seiya and Taiki meanwhile face faulted. When Taiki gained his composure again he said:
"Haruka-san, Michiru-san, and Setsuna-san… what is wrong with you?" Setsuna, or Panties rather, grimaced.
"Haruka, I told you this wouldn't work!"
"It's Scrubby and you might want to fix the underwear on your head." Panties readjusted the Sailor Moon panties she was wearing on her head to keep the waistband from digging in any further.
Plushy said something next.
"Protecting women who don't want to see men naked and protecting those who do things with out knowing Sailor Star Plushy here I am!" Plushy struck a pose, as did Scrubby and Panties after doing their speeches.
Yaten by this time was cowering behind a chair whimpering. "That's them," he said shakily. "Get them guys! Get them!"
Seiya grabbed Yaten by the collar and pulled him up. "You space freak!" he yelled. "Are you blind? That's Haruka, Michiru and Setsuna!"
{Pan over to Taiki} Taiki nodded and absently mindedly wiped the drool from his mouth. "Damn Haruka, you look good!"
"Not again!" Were the last words before the battle commenced.
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So, not as good as the first one I think, but you guys are lucky. I don't like sequels. Be honest, what did you think?
