Chapter 4.
The Hardy Boyz Are Back
On Monday night Matt and Jeff were back on "Raw is War". They were scheduled to have a match against the tag team champions. Billy and Chuck were the champs. They would of course be accompanied by Rico. Matt and Jeff were going to be accompanied by none other than me. They were going to win because of me. I was to hit Billy with my signature move "Bitch, Whatever". The move is a cross between a Swanton Bomb and a Shooting Star Press. I do 1 backward flip then a front flip and land on the person.
~~~~~~During the Match~~~~~
Billy and Chucks music hits.
Announcer: The tag team champions being accompanied by Rico, Billy and Chuck
The Hardy Boyz music starts.
Announcer: And their appoints from Cameron, NC weighing in at 441 pounds being accompanied by Mandy, The Hardy Boyz! (Cheers and applause)
Jr: This is going to be a terrific match up here.
King: Yes, it will, Jr.
Mandy: Yeah it will be.
Jr: So, Mandy how is Matt doing?
Mandy: He's doing fine now.
King: Folks if you don't know Matt Hardy was in a terrible car accident last Monday night after Raw.
Matt was thrown out of the ring and that was my cue to get in the ring. I jumped in the ring and did "Bitch, Whatever" on Billy. Matt got in the ring and covered him for the 1-2-3.
Jr: We have new champs thanks to Mandy.
Announcer: And your new tag team champions the Hardy Boyz!
Matt and Jeff got their belts and celebrated in the ring. After they were done we all three walked to the locker room.
~~In Cameron~~
Matt, Jeff, and I rode back to Cameron where we all 3 lived. They didn't know that I lived there. I rode in my own car and they rode together. When I got there I saw where Matt and Jeff lived. They still didn't know where I was.
Mandy: (on cell phone) Hello?
Matt: Hey, where are you?
Mandy: Getting out at my house.
Matt: Where is your house?
Mandy: Next door to yours. I'm looking at you right now.
I waved at Matt and he waved right back at me.
Matt: Can I come over?
Mandy: Is Jeff coming too?
Matt: Not if you don't want him to.
Mandy: Yeah y'all can come; he can meet my friend, Paula but we all call her Ice cause that's her nickname.
Matt: We'll be right there.
Mandy: Okay.
We hung up and I went inside.
Ice: Good-night at work?
Mandy: Yeah. You watch it?
Ice: Yeah. Jeff looked really good.
Mandy: Even better up close.
Ice: What was that you did to Billy?
Mandy: Bitch, Whatever.
Ice: What?!
Mandy: That's what its call- (knocking on door)
Mandy: Coming!
I went to the door and opened it and there stood Matt and Jeff.
Matt: Hey!
Mandy: Hey. Pau-Ice! Come here! Now!
Jeff: Who is Ice?
Mandy: Paula, it's her nickname.
Jeff: Beautiful.
Mandy: I guess.
I didn't know that she was standing behind me.
Ice: He was talking about me.
Mandy: Oh, yeah. Matt, come here I wanna show you something.
Jeff: Ohhhh, you go Matt! Gonna get you some, big brother.
Mandy: Yeah right.
Matt: Mandy's not that type of girl Jeffery Nero Hardy!
(All of us started laughing at Matt's joke even though it wasn't funny.)
Matt and I walked off leaving Ice and Jeff to do whatever.
Matt: What do you need to show me?
Mandy: Nothing.
Matt: Then why did you say you did?
Mandy: To be alone with you.
Matt: I thought you hate me.
Mandy: (sigh)
Matt: Listen I may never be able to get over Amy but I'll never be able to not get over you.
Mandy: What do you mean?
Matt: I can't get over her but I want to be with you.
Mandy: I want to be with you too.
Matt: Then be with me.
Mandy: What?
Matt: Be with me, now.
Mandy: How can I be with you?
Matt: Like this.
Matt grabbed the sides of my face and gave me a kiss like no other before.
Matt: I need somebody that I can hold tight; winter time in the full length snow white. I can't love you like I really want to. As long as you're happy I gonna tell you this: I love you, girl and you're the one I'll always love. I love you, yeah.
Mandy: I need a boy I can ride ride ride. I need a boy I can make my man. I need a boy's who's mine all mine.I need a boy in my life.
(Both of us start laughing at ourselves being stupid.)
Matt: We've gone crazy.
Mandy: No I've been crazy.
I made some weird face at Matt.
Matt: What was that for?
Mandy: I dunno.
The Hardy Boyz Are Back
On Monday night Matt and Jeff were back on "Raw is War". They were scheduled to have a match against the tag team champions. Billy and Chuck were the champs. They would of course be accompanied by Rico. Matt and Jeff were going to be accompanied by none other than me. They were going to win because of me. I was to hit Billy with my signature move "Bitch, Whatever". The move is a cross between a Swanton Bomb and a Shooting Star Press. I do 1 backward flip then a front flip and land on the person.
~~~~~~During the Match~~~~~
Billy and Chucks music hits.
Announcer: The tag team champions being accompanied by Rico, Billy and Chuck
The Hardy Boyz music starts.
Announcer: And their appoints from Cameron, NC weighing in at 441 pounds being accompanied by Mandy, The Hardy Boyz! (Cheers and applause)
Jr: This is going to be a terrific match up here.
King: Yes, it will, Jr.
Mandy: Yeah it will be.
Jr: So, Mandy how is Matt doing?
Mandy: He's doing fine now.
King: Folks if you don't know Matt Hardy was in a terrible car accident last Monday night after Raw.
Matt was thrown out of the ring and that was my cue to get in the ring. I jumped in the ring and did "Bitch, Whatever" on Billy. Matt got in the ring and covered him for the 1-2-3.
Jr: We have new champs thanks to Mandy.
Announcer: And your new tag team champions the Hardy Boyz!
Matt and Jeff got their belts and celebrated in the ring. After they were done we all three walked to the locker room.
~~In Cameron~~
Matt, Jeff, and I rode back to Cameron where we all 3 lived. They didn't know that I lived there. I rode in my own car and they rode together. When I got there I saw where Matt and Jeff lived. They still didn't know where I was.
Mandy: (on cell phone) Hello?
Matt: Hey, where are you?
Mandy: Getting out at my house.
Matt: Where is your house?
Mandy: Next door to yours. I'm looking at you right now.
I waved at Matt and he waved right back at me.
Matt: Can I come over?
Mandy: Is Jeff coming too?
Matt: Not if you don't want him to.
Mandy: Yeah y'all can come; he can meet my friend, Paula but we all call her Ice cause that's her nickname.
Matt: We'll be right there.
Mandy: Okay.
We hung up and I went inside.
Ice: Good-night at work?
Mandy: Yeah. You watch it?
Ice: Yeah. Jeff looked really good.
Mandy: Even better up close.
Ice: What was that you did to Billy?
Mandy: Bitch, Whatever.
Ice: What?!
Mandy: That's what its call- (knocking on door)
Mandy: Coming!
I went to the door and opened it and there stood Matt and Jeff.
Matt: Hey!
Mandy: Hey. Pau-Ice! Come here! Now!
Jeff: Who is Ice?
Mandy: Paula, it's her nickname.
Jeff: Beautiful.
Mandy: I guess.
I didn't know that she was standing behind me.
Ice: He was talking about me.
Mandy: Oh, yeah. Matt, come here I wanna show you something.
Jeff: Ohhhh, you go Matt! Gonna get you some, big brother.
Mandy: Yeah right.
Matt: Mandy's not that type of girl Jeffery Nero Hardy!
(All of us started laughing at Matt's joke even though it wasn't funny.)
Matt and I walked off leaving Ice and Jeff to do whatever.
Matt: What do you need to show me?
Mandy: Nothing.
Matt: Then why did you say you did?
Mandy: To be alone with you.
Matt: I thought you hate me.
Mandy: (sigh)
Matt: Listen I may never be able to get over Amy but I'll never be able to not get over you.
Mandy: What do you mean?
Matt: I can't get over her but I want to be with you.
Mandy: I want to be with you too.
Matt: Then be with me.
Mandy: What?
Matt: Be with me, now.
Mandy: How can I be with you?
Matt: Like this.
Matt grabbed the sides of my face and gave me a kiss like no other before.
Matt: I need somebody that I can hold tight; winter time in the full length snow white. I can't love you like I really want to. As long as you're happy I gonna tell you this: I love you, girl and you're the one I'll always love. I love you, yeah.
Mandy: I need a boy I can ride ride ride. I need a boy I can make my man. I need a boy's who's mine all mine.I need a boy in my life.
(Both of us start laughing at ourselves being stupid.)
Matt: We've gone crazy.
Mandy: No I've been crazy.
I made some weird face at Matt.
Matt: What was that for?
Mandy: I dunno.
