Chapter 2: Harry Potter?
Authors Note: Thanks to the people who reviewed, I really appreciate that and you got your wish, whether it's a good thing or not remains to be seen and here is Chapter 2!
Ok it is getting a little weird, but, well, maybe some more movies will be added to this.
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Frodo and co. were walking away from Rivendell towards the west coast. Everyone was weary, looking around to make sure they hadn't run into the invading army yet. "They can't move that fast!" exclaimed Frodo, "They just landed." But still Aragorn and Gandalf were weary.
But no one thought to look behind them.
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Rose was walking slowly in front of one of the boats when Jack slid up beside her. "So about the high class chili cookout?"
"What about it?" she responded. Jack had been invited because he had saved Rose from "falling" off a cliff. Cal (A/N: thanks torch), her fiancé had invited him as a thank you.
"Is this good enough to wear?"
"Yeah," she said softly "See ya tonight!"
"Toodles."
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All of a sudden Frodo's head whipped around.
He paused in the middle of the road as if listening to something and everyone turned to look at him and he exclaimed, "Get off the path!"
Everyone jumped off the path just in time as a group of chickens waddled past.
"Bock, bock, bock, bock ,bock, bock bock, bock, bock, bock, boooock…"
"Hey isn't that the Harry Potter theme?" Sam inquired.
"I think so…" Legolas shifted his eyes around, "This story is just getting weirder."
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Jack walked down to the high-class tents wearing his best military outfit. He took Rose by the arm in her military corset and walked her over to the fire. The chili pot hung over the fire cooking as everyone discussed their riches. Everyone seemed to think Jack had just run into a gold mine, or "new money".
Everyone had a splendid time except for Cal, who seemed to be getting more jealous every minute.
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That night everyone set up camp and Boromir had the first watch. He kept thinking, "My God, My God, My God, My God." For Boromir knew something the others didn't, the legend of the Bocking Chickens.
In the distance you could still hear them bocking around their own campfire.
"Bock, Bock Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Booock…"
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Ok, so that is the strange and demented Chapter 2. When will Rose and Jack get together? (You know they will) What the hell is with the bocking chickens? (Thanks Laura) and when will I get into the actual problem? Who knows? I don't, but we will see soon.
Maybe too soon.
!! !!
~ ~ DrUnKeN TuRtLe
Authors Note: Thanks to the people who reviewed, I really appreciate that and you got your wish, whether it's a good thing or not remains to be seen and here is Chapter 2!
Ok it is getting a little weird, but, well, maybe some more movies will be added to this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Frodo and co. were walking away from Rivendell towards the west coast. Everyone was weary, looking around to make sure they hadn't run into the invading army yet. "They can't move that fast!" exclaimed Frodo, "They just landed." But still Aragorn and Gandalf were weary.
But no one thought to look behind them.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Rose was walking slowly in front of one of the boats when Jack slid up beside her. "So about the high class chili cookout?"
"What about it?" she responded. Jack had been invited because he had saved Rose from "falling" off a cliff. Cal (A/N: thanks torch), her fiancé had invited him as a thank you.
"Is this good enough to wear?"
"Yeah," she said softly "See ya tonight!"
"Toodles."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
All of a sudden Frodo's head whipped around.
He paused in the middle of the road as if listening to something and everyone turned to look at him and he exclaimed, "Get off the path!"
Everyone jumped off the path just in time as a group of chickens waddled past.
"Bock, bock, bock, bock ,bock, bock bock, bock, bock, bock, boooock…"
"Hey isn't that the Harry Potter theme?" Sam inquired.
"I think so…" Legolas shifted his eyes around, "This story is just getting weirder."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Jack walked down to the high-class tents wearing his best military outfit. He took Rose by the arm in her military corset and walked her over to the fire. The chili pot hung over the fire cooking as everyone discussed their riches. Everyone seemed to think Jack had just run into a gold mine, or "new money".
Everyone had a splendid time except for Cal, who seemed to be getting more jealous every minute.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
That night everyone set up camp and Boromir had the first watch. He kept thinking, "My God, My God, My God, My God." For Boromir knew something the others didn't, the legend of the Bocking Chickens.
In the distance you could still hear them bocking around their own campfire.
"Bock, Bock Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Bock, Booock…"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, so that is the strange and demented Chapter 2. When will Rose and Jack get together? (You know they will) What the hell is with the bocking chickens? (Thanks Laura) and when will I get into the actual problem? Who knows? I don't, but we will see soon.
Maybe too soon.
!! !!
~ ~ DrUnKeN TuRtLe
