A/N:Ok Chapter 3 finally up for the people who have been reading, I know it's been a while but I've been sick with anticipation for the smallville season finale. I hit my TV when it came up To Be Continued, wow that made me sound really weird. Sorry TV it wasn't your fault!

Anyways, using your Legend of Zelda reference in this chapter Erin, gotta make it longer somehow, I mean it takes what six days to get from Rivendell to the shire right? This will hopefully be a longer chapter and you will get to find out about the chickens! This is still the same night as chap 2.

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Rose was trying as hard as she could to keep from bursting out laughing while she watched Jack talk to all the rich people. It was really funny how he keep taking their insults to the "low" class and throwing them back in their faces. I mean c'mon isn't it funny to see people being laughed at by people in their same class?

Well, he wasn't in the same class as them, but they thought he was so I guess that was good enough.

The men were beginning to walk off to the military tent to discuss tactics against middle earth. Some spies had shown up from scouting ahead and had reported that the shire was full of midgets who probably couldn't tell the difference between an army and a party.

Yeah right.

Oh well suits them all right, Rose wouldn't mind living here the rest of her life, it was nicer than England that was for sure.

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It was Frodo's turn for watch but Boromir couldn't sleep, the chickens were haunting his mind so that all he could think of was the bocking, over and over and over again. He knew of the chickens from the library in Gondor. He had thought they didn't exist but he had been wrong.

Just then the Hobbit stirred, "Hey Boromir, it's my watch isn't it?"

"Yeah, but I'm not tired just go to sleep."

"Ok……?" Soon the Hobbit was fast asleep and snoring again.

Boromir thought of the chickens again and awoke Gandalf. "Meh?" was the response he got.

"Gandalf, Gandalf!"

"What?" he murmured sleepily, annoyed at being awoken.

"Those chickens," he said, "Are they not the personal assassins of the high order?"

"What?!?!?!?" suddenly Gandalf was awake.

"We should kill them well we have the chance!" Boromir hissed.

"Now Boromir, it's not nice to attack chickens, and it's not smart to attack chickens that are three stories tall." Quoted Gandalf wisely (A/N:hehe).

Boromir sighed, Gandalf had to throw that famous quote at him. "But Gandalf!"

"Go to sleep," he interrupted "all will be well in the morning, you will see, the chickens probably have good intentions."

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions." Boromir mumbled (A/N: I've always wanted to use that!)

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Jack looked over at Rose and handed her a note as he left, winking. She looked down at the note and unfolded it as she looked up to watch him leave; she read it to herself, "Meet me by the automatic weapons tent at 1:00" (A/N: Yes I know they didn't have automatic weapons in the time of the Titanic, I will come to that). Rose looked at the clock by the fire, it read 12:50, and she hurriedly excused herself and ran to the automatic weapons tent getting there just as the clock struck one.

She looked around just to see Jack approaching, "C'mon lets go to a real party."



He dragged her back to his part of camp where they were playing American Pie on the bagpipes. Rose looked at Jack and they both burst into song despite the fact that American Pie didn't even come into being until many years later.

They started dancing around and getting drunk, they didn't even notice when Cal's butler (A/n: or whatever the hell that guy was) came over and saw Rose, quickly reporting back to Cal.

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Aragorn was on watch when it happened; he saw the chickens running over to their camp not at all slowly. He watched them bock as they waddled over signing along to Harry Potter.

He gazed perplexedly at them as they came over and stood in a line looking at Aragorn. There's a sense of deja-vu in this he thought as the chickens suddenly brandished really long spears. Aragorn did a double take as he watched the chickens do this and suddenly burst out laughing. Seeing a bunch of chickens, little white chickens, who cluck along to Harry Potter, pull out spears isn't very threatening.

The chickens tried to maintain their dignity as Aragorn got himself under control. He looked up at the chickens and burst into laughter anew. The chickens had had quite enough of this nonsense.

"Silence!" called out a chicken but because it was a chicken it came out more "Broocsilence!"

This was too much for poor Aragorn and he couldn't get himself under control he was laughing so hard.

Finally after about an hour of this Aragorn stopped laughing, mostly because his throat hurt, but he still had a huge grin on his face. He looked up again to see the chickens standing the same spots but looking really pissed off at him, despite this the grin stayed on Aragorn's face.

"Boooe haooock, cooome brock Frooock Bagginboooock!" or, "We Have come for Frodo Baggins." Came out as one sound from all the chickens

Despite all his efforts, Aragorn could not decipher what they had said, he looked at them in a puzzled manner and they just stood there for a while until the chicken's patience had worn out and they attacked.

As Aragorn watched the chickens running towards him he realized where he had gotten the feeling of deja vu, "Wow," he thought out loud. "There are nine of you."



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Yay! Chapter 3, wasn't that special? I've decided to put my disclaimer down here; I think more people read this bit…

Disclaimer: The only things that are mine are, the chickens (not the song they are bocking) the high order and the roll of duct tape soon to come, dun dun dun.

Why do the chickens want Frodo? What is with the Titanic and the things that do not exist yet? What will happen with the chicken? When will any REAL conflict come to the Titanic? Why is there a roll of duct tape in my disclaimer?

Who knows? I don't.

PLeAsE review! (puppy dog eyes) !! !! ~~ ~~ DrUnKeN TuRtLe