Authors Note: Chapter 4 yay! This was only a couple of day's right? Thanks
to all you peeps that reviewed, much obliged! Did I just type out the word
obliged? Oh God.
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Dancing and drunk Jack and Rose continued to drink beer and yell obscene words at everyone else. Rose had taken off her high heels and thrown them in a corner because although they wee meant to be of military design, they were like 5 inch heels goddamnit!.
"What is the problem with the military? I mean, 5-inch heels for war?!?! Talk about sex discrimination!" Rose was yelling at some poor Scottish man "What happened to the vote we won!"
Jack came and whispered in her ear "You haven't won it yet."
"Oh really?" she exclaimed drunkenly
"Really. It's time to get you to your tent, you're nearly dead on your feet."
"But girls just wanna have fun!" She screamed (A/n: sorry my mom is listening to it, * shudders * GOD SAVE ME!)
Jack sighed as he dragged her from the party, "What if we have to fight tomorrow and all we got is hung over fools?"
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Aragorn screamed out "Awake! We are being attacked!" just as the chickens thrust forward and he pulled out his sword. The rest of the company slowly woke up until they saw the pending danger. They quickly jumped up, weapons at the ready.
The chickens fought like mad and were soon defeated. The company thought they were victorious until they heard a boom and a giant chicken stepped out of the bush….
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A/N: Yes I know it was short, I needed to update though so yeah, hopefully it was okay. How does everyone like drunken Rose? "Girls just wanna have fun!" AHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
What will the giant chicken do? Is it three stories tall as in the quote used in the previous chapter? Are we seeing a different side of rose when she's drunk? When will Jack make his move?
All this and more coming up in the next few chapters….
Now to update some other fics (here is my self promotional blurb)
Among them…Star Wars Diaries and Those poor Greeks. Check out my newest fic, posted today which is (gasp) a romance!
Now some other peoples self promotional blurbs or rather, me blurbing for them! Yay!
Read Erin Roses Fic (penname ErinRose) It's confusing, long and well written, Good Job!
There my Authors notes were longer than the chapter, Chapter 5 coming soon and I promise it will be better. Please R and R!
DrUnKeN TuRtLe
Hehe, my sad cliffhanger…
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Dancing and drunk Jack and Rose continued to drink beer and yell obscene words at everyone else. Rose had taken off her high heels and thrown them in a corner because although they wee meant to be of military design, they were like 5 inch heels goddamnit!.
"What is the problem with the military? I mean, 5-inch heels for war?!?! Talk about sex discrimination!" Rose was yelling at some poor Scottish man "What happened to the vote we won!"
Jack came and whispered in her ear "You haven't won it yet."
"Oh really?" she exclaimed drunkenly
"Really. It's time to get you to your tent, you're nearly dead on your feet."
"But girls just wanna have fun!" She screamed (A/n: sorry my mom is listening to it, * shudders * GOD SAVE ME!)
Jack sighed as he dragged her from the party, "What if we have to fight tomorrow and all we got is hung over fools?"
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Aragorn screamed out "Awake! We are being attacked!" just as the chickens thrust forward and he pulled out his sword. The rest of the company slowly woke up until they saw the pending danger. They quickly jumped up, weapons at the ready.
The chickens fought like mad and were soon defeated. The company thought they were victorious until they heard a boom and a giant chicken stepped out of the bush….
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A/N: Yes I know it was short, I needed to update though so yeah, hopefully it was okay. How does everyone like drunken Rose? "Girls just wanna have fun!" AHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
What will the giant chicken do? Is it three stories tall as in the quote used in the previous chapter? Are we seeing a different side of rose when she's drunk? When will Jack make his move?
All this and more coming up in the next few chapters….
Now to update some other fics (here is my self promotional blurb)
Among them…Star Wars Diaries and Those poor Greeks. Check out my newest fic, posted today which is (gasp) a romance!
Now some other peoples self promotional blurbs or rather, me blurbing for them! Yay!
Read Erin Roses Fic (penname ErinRose) It's confusing, long and well written, Good Job!
There my Authors notes were longer than the chapter, Chapter 5 coming soon and I promise it will be better. Please R and R!
DrUnKeN TuRtLe
Hehe, my sad cliffhanger…
