Disclaimer: I disclaimed in the last chapter but I'm just gonna do a general one for anything I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING THAT IS NOT MY OWN CHARACTERS, I GET NO MONEY FROM THIS. Just don't sue.



Frodo turned to Sam who sat between him and Sarah and asked "Perhaps you should check on Emilie. Merry and Pippin can be quite a handful when they get a scheme into their heads."

Sam knew a brush-off when he heard one; still it would be in Emilie's best interests if he did check. The fair-haired hobbit rose to his feet and followed the rabble into the kitchen. To his utter amazement the two younger hobbits were helping, or at first glance it looked that way. Emilie was reaching for something in a cupboard above the marble work surface; infact she was kneeling on the work surface head lost in the wooden box attached to the wall. Sam coughed to get the rooms attention and a thud was heard from above him. Emilie's scrunched up face appeared one hand nursing the back of her head she beamed (slightly) only one eye open "Hi Sam watdiya want?"

Sam smiled back "Just to see if you needed any help."

Emilie climbed down landing on the floor noisily "Nup I'm fine, but you hobbits sure like to help." She turned to Merry and Pippin, or where they were standing when she last looked. "Um did you see where those two went?" Sam shook his head. Emilie shrugged and opened a bag of tortilla chips dumping them in a bowl. She asked Sam a random question that popped into her head "So Sammy how are you enjoying Earth?"

Sam walked over to her standing next to her and taking a chip from the bowl said, "Not much I can say I've only been here a short time." He bit into the chip "But the food is delicious! Did you make it yourself?"

Emilie shook her head "'Fraid not."

Sam shrugged grabbing a handful of chips and shovelling them into his mouth, "Shame I would of like some more."

Emilie patted him on the head "Yeah o.k Sammy whatever." She reached up into the cupboard and brought down another bag "Here have this one all to yourself if you love them that much."

Sam flung his arms around Emilie's knees "Thank you Miss Emilie."

Emilie smiled "Don't call me that Sam my name is Emilie or Emz to my mates." She turned to the work surface and grabbed the handles for an immense tray that was laden with every type of un-healthy food you can imagine and a little healthy stuff too but just a tad. Sam wrestled with the bag of chips eventually giving up and asking Emilie to open it for him, Emilie put down the tray and ran her finger in his curly hair and took the bag from his hands pinching the bag and opening it first time. She was about to pick the tray up again when she could hear screams outside made her go to the back door (which is in the utility room attached to the kitchen for all you people who care). Emilie opened the door and was not surprised by what she saw, Merry and Pippin were screaming rooted to the ground where they stood. Bruno next doors dog had got into her garden again and was barking at the two scared hobbits, Bruno was only a Boxer and a puppy at that but he was close to almost the same size as Merry and Pippin. Emilie went forward and silenced Bruno "Now what are you doing in my garden again?" The dog bowed its head making the cute puppy noise "That's better now go home before I have to take you." The dog went through the hole in the fence it came through in the first place. Emilie turned to the trio of hobbits "I really should get that fixed."

Merry and Pippin stood in awe of the brave giant and jumped forward "We'll do it! We'll do it! How did you manage to stop that beast?!?" Sam munched on his chips happily. Emilie shepherded the small people back into her house. They went through kitchen back to the living room.

Emilie just about dropped her tray as she stepped into the living room; Gimli now had a pink sparkly beard with heir slides and clasps in it. Alison's hair was actually really nice but the thing that caught Emilie's rather short attention was a dark gleaming sword that was imbedded in her wall, She screamed "What the..!?!"

Babz stepped forward biting her nails "I kinda had a sword fight with Boromir and it slipped out. Sorry."

Emilie put the tray in Babz's hands and ran over touching where the blade disappeared into the wall "Crap! Well it could be called decoration I guess?" The room made a collective sigh. Babz put the tray into the middle of the room and everyone dived on the food while the girls tucked in to chocolate and sweets with too many e-numbers the fellowship sniffed and held the food suspiciously Emilie spoke handing Gandalf a bag of Haribo "It's nice honest."

Gandalf looked into the bag and picked out one of the sweets surveying it before placing it in his mouth, he chewed quietly "Different I shall give you that."

Emilie beamed at him "Cool!" She jumped to her feet and raced out of the room.

Legolas turned to Sarah who was in the middle of drinking some form of carbonated drink "Where has she gone this time?"

Sarah shook her head and gulped down some juice "Dunno she gets like this every so often, you have to literally scrape her down from the ceiling."

Legolas slumped "Great."

In a matter of seconds Emilie came back phone in hand and smile across her face "Leroy's brining pizza over so don't eat too much."

Alison smiled back "C'est super!"

Babz pushed her on the arm "That's my language just coz you got a 1 in French doesn't mean that you can use it!"

* Ned/Chav/ schemey speak * Alison smiled and squared up to her "You startin' sumthin'?"

Babz did the same "Aye and what yae gonna do aboot it!"

Alison bobbed her head from side to side "I'll smash yae!"

Babz stood up "'Mon then!"

Alison stood up too trying to contain a smile "Right here right now you and me!"

Babz bobbed on the tips of her toes, Emilie and Sarah were in fits of laughter as the two play fought. The fellowship were alarmed and looked at the two girls (being Sarah and Emilie), as though they were grotesque Orcs. Aragorn shouted "Are you going to let them fight?!"

Emilie smiled "Yeah it's sooo funny."

Aragorn looked at Emilie with disgust "You are sick and filthy."

Emilie turned to him no longer laughing "Are you sure you want to say that?"

Aragorn pulled himself from the ground and walked over to where Emilie was "Yes I have said now and will not it back."

Emilie straightened up "Fine then have it your way." She leapt on Aragorn knocking him on a strategically placed couch (by me teehee) and began tickling him (he does have a great body you now you would too!). Eventually he was paralysed with laughter Emilie lifted one eyebrow "Do you give in?"

Aragorn pushed her over his breathing sharp and erratic "Never!" A broad grin donning his face.

Legolas was the first to speak first "Aragorn are you all right? That looks very dangerous."

Emilie spoke as she stood up "Aren't all the fun things in life dangerous?"

Sarah, Babz and Alison simultaneously burst out laughing leaning on each other for support. Sarah said trying to compose herself "See what I mean about the ceiling." Legolas shrugged and sat back down. Emilie tried to fix her hair when the door went. She sprinted to the door and came back a girl with plumb coloured hair was behind her Emilie introduced her "Everyone meet Leroy."

The girl smiled "That's not actually my name its Leanne."

All the girls ran forward and had a big group hug whilst making girl-hug noises (i.e. eeeeeeeeeee!). Boromir spoke to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli "For some reason I find this rather erotic." The rest nodded shifting position.