CHAPTER 2: WAR. MONKEYS, and Hawian Mafia? OH MY!
*B.H. Prickle's place*
B.H. Prickle: My life scares me!
Annoying Old Party Man: Yessir!
B.H. Prickle: We haven't had a WAR in a long time.... Hmmmm.........
Mad Taxi: WAR against Twoson!
B.H. Prickle: OK! That is a wonderful idea!
*meanwhile.....In Twoson*
*Paula's House*
*Mach Pizza Guy runs in and gives Paula's Dad a Decloration of War thingie*
Paula's Dad: WAR on Twoson? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Onett*
B. H. Prickle: FORE!! *fires a cannon aiming for Twoson!*
*Twoson*
*the Cannonball thing lands on Paula's Dad's TOE!!!*
Paula's Dad: Ow....That didn't hurt? *Flinches* IT HURTS!!!
*In Threed*
*Ness and Co. walk up to a man....in BLUE!!!!*
Man in Blue: I'M SO HAPPY! :) THREED HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY MONKEYS AND I AM SO HAPPY! :)
Darkforce and Weareoutthere: I KNOW!!! WE ARE SO HAPPY!! :)
Ness and Co: *anime sweatdrop*
Mr. Cheese: LOOK!!
*a Piece of MONKEY paper is on the ground!*
(Ness gets the MONKEY paper!)
Ness: Hmmmmm
Paula: I Know!!!!! not...
Jeff: I know! We use the paper on the ground and it makes the monkeys stick to it!
Poo: I am from Dallam
Mr. Saturn: z00m
Mr. Cheese: I KNOW!!!! WE CAN GIVE THE PAPER TO APPLE KID AND HE CAN MAKE IT BECOME ZOMBIE PAPER!!!
Jeff: How would that help?
Ness: WE CAN TRAP ALL THE ZOMBIES TO THE PAPER!!! DUH!
Jeff: But there aren't any Zombies.....
Ness: Aren't you suppoused to be smart?
Jeff: ... -.-;
*in Twoson*
*Ness and Co., after dodging many bullets and cannonballs, make it to apple kids house!*
Apple Kid: *makes the MONKEY paper become Zombie Paper!* There you go!!
Ness: Thanks!
Paula: G'bye!
Jeff: ....
Poo: Inventor!
Mr. Saturn: bOinG!
Mr. Cheese: LETS GO TO THREED!!
*In Threed Ness and Co. spread the zombie Paper all through town and then go to sleep at the Inn!*
*In the morning!*
*Threed is now completely taken over by Monkeys*
Mr. Cheese: o____o
Jeff: TOLD YOU!!
Paula: Oh well......
Ness: Who cares about Threed anyway?
Poo: Dalaam is in the East!
Mr. Saturn: You know what? I'm Gonna go to Saturn Valley for a while! See ya people lata!
(Mr. Saturn Leaves!)
*In Fourside*
*People are running in terror because of Monotoli's Hawaian Mafia*
*Back to Pokey's house*
Buzz Buzz: *is alive* *very muffled speaking*
Pokey's Mom: AHHHH DUNG BEATLE LIVES ON!!!
Buzz Buzz: *flies away* oy! Never have I been so insulted!
Pikachu: *uses thundershock* PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKACHU!!!!!!!!
Buzz Buzz: *gets shocked to death and obviously dies*
*a hidden place very far away*
Paula's Clone: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Paula's Other Clone: xP
*Darkforce's House*
Captin Olimar: Umm hi!
Pikmin: EEP!
Darkforce: *sees a demon teddy bear from Paula's House* YOU DIE NOW!!! *jumps on it and rips it to shreds!!*
Olimar: Violent piece of Shiot!
*Bulbax appears*
Olimar: YOU!! BASTARD!!!! *Jumps on Bulbax and kills him after a long battle!*
*Twoson*
*Very little is left in the town*
*Onett*
*Completly in tact.... 'cept for the Arcade*
*Threed*
*Nothing but evil Monkeys*
*Foursude*
*People are still running in terror*
Bob is the Builder from hell!
Stay tuned for the next chapter about Fourside's dilima!
*B.H. Prickle's place*
B.H. Prickle: My life scares me!
Annoying Old Party Man: Yessir!
B.H. Prickle: We haven't had a WAR in a long time.... Hmmmm.........
Mad Taxi: WAR against Twoson!
B.H. Prickle: OK! That is a wonderful idea!
*meanwhile.....In Twoson*
*Paula's House*
*Mach Pizza Guy runs in and gives Paula's Dad a Decloration of War thingie*
Paula's Dad: WAR on Twoson? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Onett*
B. H. Prickle: FORE!! *fires a cannon aiming for Twoson!*
*Twoson*
*the Cannonball thing lands on Paula's Dad's TOE!!!*
Paula's Dad: Ow....That didn't hurt? *Flinches* IT HURTS!!!
*In Threed*
*Ness and Co. walk up to a man....in BLUE!!!!*
Man in Blue: I'M SO HAPPY! :) THREED HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY MONKEYS AND I AM SO HAPPY! :)
Darkforce and Weareoutthere: I KNOW!!! WE ARE SO HAPPY!! :)
Ness and Co: *anime sweatdrop*
Mr. Cheese: LOOK!!
*a Piece of MONKEY paper is on the ground!*
(Ness gets the MONKEY paper!)
Ness: Hmmmmm
Paula: I Know!!!!! not...
Jeff: I know! We use the paper on the ground and it makes the monkeys stick to it!
Poo: I am from Dallam
Mr. Saturn: z00m
Mr. Cheese: I KNOW!!!! WE CAN GIVE THE PAPER TO APPLE KID AND HE CAN MAKE IT BECOME ZOMBIE PAPER!!!
Jeff: How would that help?
Ness: WE CAN TRAP ALL THE ZOMBIES TO THE PAPER!!! DUH!
Jeff: But there aren't any Zombies.....
Ness: Aren't you suppoused to be smart?
Jeff: ... -.-;
*in Twoson*
*Ness and Co., after dodging many bullets and cannonballs, make it to apple kids house!*
Apple Kid: *makes the MONKEY paper become Zombie Paper!* There you go!!
Ness: Thanks!
Paula: G'bye!
Jeff: ....
Poo: Inventor!
Mr. Saturn: bOinG!
Mr. Cheese: LETS GO TO THREED!!
*In Threed Ness and Co. spread the zombie Paper all through town and then go to sleep at the Inn!*
*In the morning!*
*Threed is now completely taken over by Monkeys*
Mr. Cheese: o____o
Jeff: TOLD YOU!!
Paula: Oh well......
Ness: Who cares about Threed anyway?
Poo: Dalaam is in the East!
Mr. Saturn: You know what? I'm Gonna go to Saturn Valley for a while! See ya people lata!
(Mr. Saturn Leaves!)
*In Fourside*
*People are running in terror because of Monotoli's Hawaian Mafia*
*Back to Pokey's house*
Buzz Buzz: *is alive* *very muffled speaking*
Pokey's Mom: AHHHH DUNG BEATLE LIVES ON!!!
Buzz Buzz: *flies away* oy! Never have I been so insulted!
Pikachu: *uses thundershock* PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKACHU!!!!!!!!
Buzz Buzz: *gets shocked to death and obviously dies*
*a hidden place very far away*
Paula's Clone: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Paula's Other Clone: xP
*Darkforce's House*
Captin Olimar: Umm hi!
Pikmin: EEP!
Darkforce: *sees a demon teddy bear from Paula's House* YOU DIE NOW!!! *jumps on it and rips it to shreds!!*
Olimar: Violent piece of Shiot!
*Bulbax appears*
Olimar: YOU!! BASTARD!!!! *Jumps on Bulbax and kills him after a long battle!*
*Twoson*
*Very little is left in the town*
*Onett*
*Completly in tact.... 'cept for the Arcade*
*Threed*
*Nothing but evil Monkeys*
*Foursude*
*People are still running in terror*
Bob is the Builder from hell!
Stay tuned for the next chapter about Fourside's dilima!
