CHAPTER 2: WAR. MONKEYS, and Hawian Mafia? OH MY!



*B.H. Prickle's place*

B.H. Prickle: My life scares me!

Annoying Old Party Man: Yessir!

B.H. Prickle: We haven't had a WAR in a long time.... Hmmmm.........

Mad Taxi: WAR against Twoson!

B.H. Prickle: OK! That is a wonderful idea!

*meanwhile.....In Twoson*

*Paula's House*

*Mach Pizza Guy runs in and gives Paula's Dad a Decloration of War thingie*

Paula's Dad: WAR on Twoson? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Onett*

B. H. Prickle: FORE!! *fires a cannon aiming for Twoson!*

*Twoson*

*the Cannonball thing lands on Paula's Dad's TOE!!!*

Paula's Dad: Ow....That didn't hurt? *Flinches* IT HURTS!!!

*In Threed*

*Ness and Co. walk up to a man....in BLUE!!!!*

Man in Blue: I'M SO HAPPY! :) THREED HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY MONKEYS AND I AM SO HAPPY! :)

Darkforce and Weareoutthere: I KNOW!!! WE ARE SO HAPPY!! :)

Ness and Co: *anime sweatdrop*

Mr. Cheese: LOOK!!

*a Piece of MONKEY paper is on the ground!*

(Ness gets the MONKEY paper!)

Ness: Hmmmmm

Paula: I Know!!!!! not...

Jeff: I know! We use the paper on the ground and it makes the monkeys stick to it!

Poo: I am from Dallam

Mr. Saturn: z00m

Mr. Cheese: I KNOW!!!! WE CAN GIVE THE PAPER TO APPLE KID AND HE CAN MAKE IT BECOME ZOMBIE PAPER!!!

Jeff: How would that help?

Ness: WE CAN TRAP ALL THE ZOMBIES TO THE PAPER!!! DUH!

Jeff: But there aren't any Zombies.....

Ness: Aren't you suppoused to be smart?

Jeff: ... -.-;

*in Twoson*

*Ness and Co., after dodging many bullets and cannonballs, make it to apple kids house!*

Apple Kid: *makes the MONKEY paper become Zombie Paper!* There you go!!

Ness: Thanks!

Paula: G'bye!

Jeff: ....

Poo: Inventor!

Mr. Saturn: bOinG!

Mr. Cheese: LETS GO TO THREED!!

*In Threed Ness and Co. spread the zombie Paper all through town and then go to sleep at the Inn!*

*In the morning!*

*Threed is now completely taken over by Monkeys*

Mr. Cheese: o____o

Jeff: TOLD YOU!!

Paula: Oh well......

Ness: Who cares about Threed anyway?

Poo: Dalaam is in the East!

Mr. Saturn: You know what? I'm Gonna go to Saturn Valley for a while! See ya people lata!

(Mr. Saturn Leaves!)

*In Fourside*

*People are running in terror because of Monotoli's Hawaian Mafia*

*Back to Pokey's house*

Buzz Buzz: *is alive* *very muffled speaking*

Pokey's Mom: AHHHH DUNG BEATLE LIVES ON!!!

Buzz Buzz: *flies away* oy! Never have I been so insulted!

Pikachu: *uses thundershock* PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKACHU!!!!!!!!

Buzz Buzz: *gets shocked to death and obviously dies*

*a hidden place very far away*

Paula's Clone: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Paula's Other Clone: xP

*Darkforce's House*

Captin Olimar: Umm hi!

Pikmin: EEP!

Darkforce: *sees a demon teddy bear from Paula's House* YOU DIE NOW!!! *jumps on it and rips it to shreds!!*

Olimar: Violent piece of Shiot!

*Bulbax appears*

Olimar: YOU!! BASTARD!!!! *Jumps on Bulbax and kills him after a long battle!*

*Twoson*

*Very little is left in the town*

*Onett*

*Completly in tact.... 'cept for the Arcade*

*Threed*

*Nothing but evil Monkeys*

*Foursude*

*People are still running in terror*





Bob is the Builder from hell!

Stay tuned for the next chapter about Fourside's dilima!