CHAPTER 3: Happy happy happy!



*Ness and friends go to the theater in fourside after the mafia blows up*

Manager of Theater: That Runaway 5 now own 5 trillion dollars in debt!

Ness: O_O

*a tractor, driving backwords, plowing into a few buildings causing them to crumble, eventually crashes into the theater*

Ness and friends: o___________O;

*a guy wearing BLUE!!! jumps out*

Guy wearing blue: HAPPY HAPPY!!!! HERE IS 5 TRILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF COPPER!!!

Darkforce (wearing BLUE): NOW YOU CAN BE EXTRA HAPPY LIKE US!!

Weareoutthere: YES HAPPY!!

*the three jump in the tractor and drive it backwords, crashing into buildings making them crumble untill they finally leave*

Paula: Here is 5 trillion dollars!!

Manager of Theater: THANKS FAT KID!!!

Ness: FAT!!?!!?!

Pokey: YES FAT!!! I saved the Runaway 5!!!

*The Runaway 5 drive away*

Jeff: ..... So.... what do we do with the copper?

Poo: SELL IT!!!

Manager of Theater: *takes the copper and runs*

Ness: Boy! Are lives are weird!

Mr. Cheese: You said it!

Poo: PSI TELEPORTATION ALPHA!!!! *they run around crumbling ALL the buildings until the finally warp to Fourside!*

Mayor of Fourside: O____O WHY!!!!??!!???

Ness and co: eheh! *anime sweatdrops*

Mayor of Fourside: GET OUT OF MY CITY!!

*on the bridge*

Ness: ....

Paula: LETS GO BACK!

Jeff: *drinks 100000000000 gut things*

Poo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr. Cheese: LETSA GO!!

*in Fourside*

*Everything is rebuilt and back to normal!*

Ness and co: *anime sweatdrop*

*Helicopter above town!*

Guy in blue: 5 TRILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF IRON COMING UP!

Darkforce: *pulls a lever caulsing the iron to drop*

Weareoutthere: HAPPY HAPPY!!

*Fourside*

Ness: AHHH!

*The iron hits Fourside, destroying it completly*

Mayor of Fourside: DAMN THIS POSTINDUSTRIAL WORLD!!!!

*Buzz Buzz flies down to Ness*

Ness: BUZZ BUZZ?!!

Buzz Buzz: NESS?!!

Ness: BUZZ BUZZ?!!

Buzz Buzz: NESS?!!

Ness: BUZZ BUZZ?!!

Buzz Buzz: NESS?!!

Ness: BUZZ BUZZ?!!

Buzz Buzz: NESS?!!

Ness: BUZZ BUZZ?!!

Buzz Buzz: NESS?!!

Ness: BUZZ BUZZ?!!

Buzz Buzz: NESS?!!

Ness: BUZZ BUZZ?!!

Buzz Buzz: NESS?!!

Ness: BUZZ BUZZ?!!

Buzz Buzz: NESS?!!

*a Crow divebombs in Buzz Buzz and eats him*

Ness: BYE BUZZ BUZZ!

*The Crow drops a cookie*

Ness: Who cares about Buzz Buzz!!? THE CROW DROPED A COOKIE!!!!



So buzz buzz goes byez!

Chapter 4: Misadventures?