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A Day in the Life of Edge

Okay, one day I was walking down the street, and this little kid walked up to me. And he was like, "Hey, guy, do you have a dollar?" and I was all like, "Hey, kid, who the hell are you?" and he was all, "Give me a dollar!" and I was like "Shut up you little weasel!" and he was all, "Fuck you mister! Gimme a dollar!!" and I was like "No" and he cane up and kicked me in the shin, and says "NOW!!" and I'm all "NOOOOO!" and he's all "Fine." Then he beat me up, chewed off my ankles, and stole my fucking dollar and he left me in the gutter to die.

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