Married To His Crew

Captain James T. Kirk's an amorous man,
That's obvious to me and you,
But women come and women go,
He's married to his crew.

He's familiar with many of the females,
The pretty ones; he likes to do,
But he couldn't settle down with one,
He's married to his crew.

Sometimes it takes him a while to decide,
But he ends up making a move,
A little while later, she's forgotten,
But he never forgets his crew.

He's always had the urge to 'play',
His love has never been true,
But there's surely one thing I can say,
He's faithful to his crew.

First Officer Spock and Bones McCoy,
Scotty, Uhura and Sulu,
Chekov, Chapel, and Yeoman Rand,
He's married to his crew!