My first WK attempt! Pathetic, ne? I don't own Weiss Kreuz or Protoculture Addicts. Cuz I'm broke and just a sad fanfiction writer; be nice and review!

We start with Omi reading issue 67 of Protoculture Addicts. He suddenly falls out of his chair.

Omi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Guys get down here! Both Schwartz and the remaining Weiss members come down the stairs. Everyone is looking strangely at each other.

All- Why are you here?

Crawford- I was with Ken.

Ken- *blush*

Farfarello- Sleeping with little angels hurt God!

Aya and Yohji- We know. . . Even in bed he won't shut-up about hurting God.

Omi- Okayyyyyy. Then why are Schuldig and Nagi here?

Schuldig- Random plot device?

Nagi- You're fridge is better stocked?

All- *MASSIVIVE face fault*

Yohji- Why did you interrupt my great sex?

Omi- *blush* I think someone knows about us!

Ken- That we're gay?

All- *mumbles* Idiot. . .

Omi- That we're assassins!!! Look at this article I found in my Anime magazine!!!

KNIGHT HUNTERS

Cunning, smart, merciless! Vengeance and justice are theirs! When the moon rises, the boys of Knight Hunters are the most vicious assassins the world has ever seen. Led by the somber and silent Aya, the team consists of Ken, a wide-eyed former athlete, Omi, a young computer specialist, and Yohiji, a suave ladies man. Their four tragic pasts give them the passion to fight!

Crawford- Corny. . .

Schuldig- Why isn't Schwartz mentioned?

Ken- Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I'm a cartoon character! What will the kids I coach think!?!?

Aya- *being somber and silent*

Schuldig- Yohji's not just a ladies man; he's a man's man too! *Snicker*

Yohji- They misspelled my name. . . It's not that hard. . . Yohiji looks stupid. . .

Five Minutes Later

Yohji- It's an injustice . . .

Two Hours Later

*Yohji still hasn't closed his mouth about his name.*

One Day Later

Aya- *brings in popcorn* Farf get you're hands out of my pants, there's a time and place for things!

Crawford- How long do you think that this can go on?

Exactly One Week Later

Yohji- . . . I won't stand for this!

All- He's finally shut-up!

Nagi- Omi you owe me 1,000 yen, and Schuldig owes me 5,000 yen.

Crawford- I saw this would happen. . . Everyone owes me 10,000 yen total! *Maniacal laughter*

All- *massive face fault*

Ok if anyone wants this to continue drop a line in the review box, k? I also need the reviews of Weiss Kreuz from different sources. They really need to be corny for the full effect. Please review. Reviews and Pocky make my world go 'round!