Bridget Jones/Big Brother cross over.



Disclaimer * I do not own "Bridget Jones" or any of the characters from the previous books. I only hold the rights to any characters that have not yet entered Bridget's warped little world. Please don't sue me Helen Fielding!*



Friday January 4th



9st, 4 (calm down, calm down) Alcohol units, 6 Cigarrettes, 12 (g) Memories of second trip to Thailand - With Mark Darcy - 1346 (approx.) Callories, 1243



9am Just woken up and have had brainwave. Am poor and looking for easy answer to dept problems. Now, have finally found one.....GAMESHOWS! Realise that gameshows are more that one answer as many to choose from but is still answer. It's a good idea, not sure which one to choose though.



9.15am GRRRRR. Out of milk.



9.16am And coffee.



9.17am Or anything else for dinner party tonight. Yet another chance to waste money on ingredients for crap meal. Maybe Mark Darcy will help. Will just pop round the corner to get ingredients.



9.45am After making shopping list for 3 course meal from 'Return of the naked Chef' (missleading titleas was dissapointed when unwrapped it to discover Jamie Oliver fully clothed. Shazzer laughed at me. How was I to know, I dont watch much TV.) when realised SPAR isn't the best place to shop for gormet food. Will pop out to Sainsbury's. Need to get:



Slow cooked Stuffed BabyBell *HUH?* Chillie peppers.



1kg ?BabyBell Chillie peppers?

Bottle of extra virgin olive oil

Parsley*how Much?*

Rocket*Ditto*

1 tin of capers

?!!ANCHOVIES!!?

Bottle of balsalmic vinegar



Salmon fillets wrapped in Proscuitto with herby lentils.



235g lentils

5x 225g slamon fillets, skinned and ?pinboned?

10 slices of ?proscuitto? oh, the ham thing!

1 lemon

Mixed herbs

3 large handfuls of spinach *ugh*

2300ml yogurt



Two nuts Chocolate ?torte? *is that a cake?*

150g Almonds

150g Walnuts *YUK!*

300g cooking chocolate *Is that expensive?*

100g caster sugar

!6! free range eggs

50g SALT!?!?!?!?!



Shouldn't take too long.



2.35pm Just got back from Sainsbury's and am ready to avoid cullinary disasters. Have phone by side so will not be alled away during cooking process.



5.pm GAAAAAAAH!"BabyBell Chillies" look like dead mice. Are perfectly stuffed and smell great but are all shrivelled and manky. Oh well! Everything else is great. Salmon is cooking well, not sure about spinach though.



7.pm They should be here by now! Shazzer's never late when alcohol is involved, Vile Richard (no longer vile by nature, only name) is on a conference so Jude has no distraction, Tom is no longer seeing the Customs boy or Pretentious Jerome and Mark doesn't have a meeting. Where can they be? Maybe rebbecca invited them to 192 or Café Rouge and they - YEY! Doorbell just rang.



7.02pm Turned out to be aan Australian friend of Dan downstairs who got pissed and forgot which number Dan lived at. GRRRRR.



7.05pm Tom, Jude and Shazzer are here! They were helping the economy drive by sharing a taxi. Mark just rang, can't be here until 20 past. Hmmmmmm, woner why.....



7.20pm Shazzer thinks Mark is having another fling with Rebbecca. Doubt it!



7.33pm STILL NOT HERE! Where is he? WHERE WHERE WHERE? Where? He's having an affair, I know it! Shazzer had a great idea though. Apply for Who wants to be a Millionare! Phoning up tommorrow.



7.40pm Mark phoned. Can't come as is stuck in "meeting" which he said he didn't have. More like he's "stuck" in Rebbecca. Anyway, he is going to come round tommorrow.