________________________Chapter 1: The Start of the "Third Impact"_______________________________
(c)Copyright 2002
All 2nd Angel Works are not to be distributed without permission
Disclaimer: I do not own Evangelion
____________The Tale Unfolds_____________________________________________________________________
Shinji starts out his lunch with sandwiches and his pals
Shinji: Hey Touji, You said you were gonna give me something today.
Touji: Yeah shin-man, Here it is. (Gives him package)
Kensuke: What's in it?
Shinji: Let's see (Opens box). It's a videotape
Touji: Yeah Shinji. I caught Rei bathing in her bathroom and took a video of it.
Kensuke: Why Touji... why...
Touji: Huh what's the matter with you?
Kensuke: Why didn't you give it to me for resolution increase......?
Touji: Hey, she was nearly finished.
Kensuke: Not good enough.
Touji: Hey I was in a hurry, Gimme a break
Shinji: Uh... Touji.... I don't like her... (Blushes)
Touji: Oh! You don't like her. You're right you don't like her. I'll replace it with
Asuka's then.
Shinji: Wait! I didn't say that...
Suddenly a dark terrifying shadow approaches Touji. It starts breathing heavily as Touji
senses a vocabulary lesson in pain coming up or his personal "English Teacher".
Asuka: What were you saying about me!?
Kensuke: *gasp* Demon-Girl! GET THE PRIESTS!!!
Touji: I thought her "I'm being talked about" detector was offline!
Asuka: What were you two talking about? (Nice-angry mood)
Touji and Kensuke: Nothing he.... he....he?
Touji: Hide the tape (whispering)
Asuka: Oh Kensuke what is that? (Nice-angry mood). Let me see "Rei Bathing" and
according to the other students beside your table you were gonna replace it with mine.
Touji and Kensuke: Now now Asuka... Let's not get hasty now.....
Asuka: Okay you two bakas, Come with me......
___________________________________Author's Notes________________________________________________
The proceeding beating was too gruesome to be detailed here. As a summary she beat the
fuckin crap out of them
Thank You
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
In the clinic...
Our two students moan in pain and misery as bruises appear in every part of their body
Touji: Ohhhh... Mental note: Always check if her detector is offline
Kensuke: You're right.... Ohhhhh....
Suddenly a fat and ugly nurse came to treat their wounds
In the classroom...
Two voices are heard from elsewhere screaming for help
Shinji: Did I just hear something? Nah couldn't be
Soon classes were over. Shinji went home with Asuka as usual. Then they see someone....
Touji and Kensuke: HELP GET US AWAY FROM THAT NURSE!!!!!
Nurse: Wait you're still not bandaged
Touji and Kensuke: WE DON'T CARE, JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!
As the two ran as if their lives were at stake but Shinji and Asuka didn't care. Soon
they were home.
Shinji: Well now as I can remember it now....
Asuka: Misato's turn to cook.....
Misato: Hello! It's my turn and I would like to eat Kaji and me's fried ra- I mean
fried chicken.
Shinji: Why are you early?
Misato: I'm going back to our out- I mean work so I'd like you to taste it.
Shinji: Hmmm... Looks edible enough...
After acquiring a few antidotes and panaceas, they were ready.
Shinji: Yum! Tasty! This does not taste like chicken but it tastes good.
Asuka: You're right, baka Shinji. Alright Misato, cough it out, what is it?
Misato: It's rabbit.
Shinji: Oh that reminds me. I had a rabbit I bought and gave it to a rabbit farm down
the road. It had a blue spot on the foot.
Misato: Funny thing... right? Hehehe...
Shinji: Huh? What's this? (Sees blue spot on foot part) *gasp* Misato how could you!
Misato: What are you talking about?
Shinji: I trust you all this time and you serve my friend on a platter deep fried.
Misato: Get over it Shinji.
Asuka: Okay the next is RABBIT HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER!!!!!
Shinji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friend eaters!!!!
Shinji ran like a madman to his room while shouting "FRIEND EATERS!!!!" all the time.
He then rested on his bed praying the safety of his rabbit in heaven. Asuka and Misato
were totally freaked out at what he did.
Misato: Uh... You better apologize Asuka.
Asuka: What do you mean me, You're to blame, you served his rabbit.
Misato: Well the blame goes to the three of us.
Asuka: What makes you say that?
Misato: Well first, I serve the rabbit, second you tease him, third he eats the meal.
Asuka: Makes sense to me.
Back to Shinji........
Shinji tells himself to calm down and control himself. As he tries to control himself his mind
tells him not to trust Misato that much anymore. He then listens to his SDAT.
He soon finds himself calming down and feeling more at ease with the music that
he is listening to. Now he falls asleep with a happy smile on his face.
The next day........
Shinji and Asuka soon arrive at school. They sit down on their desks forgetting about the madman
like experience Shinji has done last night. Then a message appears on Shinji's mini PC. It read
"Hey shin-man, do you know any good excuses I can use?" Shinji looks at the name of the sender.
It read "Touji Suzuhara". Shinji then replies why and Touji replies that he hates doing chores and Shinji
replies " I don't know any good ones because I DO chores". Touji feels out of luck after the reply because
Kensuke too did chores as well. After the "Greatest Lecture of All Time" or GLAT or GLOAT if you added of
(sarcasm) ended the three stooges went out to the cafeteria for some lunch. Touji still bothers
Shinji about the topic he brought up.
Shinji: Hey Touji! Stop bothering me, I don't know any good excuses.
Touji: Come on now, You should know at least ONE.
Shinji: My mind's a blank.
Touji: Kensuke, Do you know any good ones?
Kensuke: Nope, Not a word.
Touji: Come on you two, Just ONE excuse.
Kensuke: If you accept Shinji and Hikari love each other.
Touji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kensuke: Just kidding Touji.
Touji: Lucky it was a joke or Shinji would have been dead right now.
After class Touji went home through a shortcut he found out. He started watching TV as soon as he got home.
He started watching the Black Market Home TV Shopping channel.
_______________________________The Program on TV__________________________________________________
Announcer: Hello smugglers and cons and welcome to the "Black Market Home TV Shopping" channel.
Our first item is this lovely cloning device. For only 2500 yen you can own this baby. It's very high tech
and comes with a user-friendly interface. Also makes GREAT French fries.
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Touji: French fries...... I'll buy one!
__________End of Chapter One_______________________________________________________________________
How do you like it?
Sure hope so!
So for reviews send it to mfmagbal@hotmail.com (i.e. TensaiMan)
Put the subject as "2nd Angel Works." I'll tell you when I have my own e-mail address.
Next Chapter: Destroy the Evil Machine
(c)Copyright 2002
All 2nd Angel Works are not to be distributed without permission
Disclaimer: I do not own Evangelion
____________The Tale Unfolds_____________________________________________________________________
Shinji starts out his lunch with sandwiches and his pals
Shinji: Hey Touji, You said you were gonna give me something today.
Touji: Yeah shin-man, Here it is. (Gives him package)
Kensuke: What's in it?
Shinji: Let's see (Opens box). It's a videotape
Touji: Yeah Shinji. I caught Rei bathing in her bathroom and took a video of it.
Kensuke: Why Touji... why...
Touji: Huh what's the matter with you?
Kensuke: Why didn't you give it to me for resolution increase......?
Touji: Hey, she was nearly finished.
Kensuke: Not good enough.
Touji: Hey I was in a hurry, Gimme a break
Shinji: Uh... Touji.... I don't like her... (Blushes)
Touji: Oh! You don't like her. You're right you don't like her. I'll replace it with
Asuka's then.
Shinji: Wait! I didn't say that...
Suddenly a dark terrifying shadow approaches Touji. It starts breathing heavily as Touji
senses a vocabulary lesson in pain coming up or his personal "English Teacher".
Asuka: What were you saying about me!?
Kensuke: *gasp* Demon-Girl! GET THE PRIESTS!!!
Touji: I thought her "I'm being talked about" detector was offline!
Asuka: What were you two talking about? (Nice-angry mood)
Touji and Kensuke: Nothing he.... he....he?
Touji: Hide the tape (whispering)
Asuka: Oh Kensuke what is that? (Nice-angry mood). Let me see "Rei Bathing" and
according to the other students beside your table you were gonna replace it with mine.
Touji and Kensuke: Now now Asuka... Let's not get hasty now.....
Asuka: Okay you two bakas, Come with me......
___________________________________Author's Notes________________________________________________
The proceeding beating was too gruesome to be detailed here. As a summary she beat the
fuckin crap out of them
Thank You
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
In the clinic...
Our two students moan in pain and misery as bruises appear in every part of their body
Touji: Ohhhh... Mental note: Always check if her detector is offline
Kensuke: You're right.... Ohhhhh....
Suddenly a fat and ugly nurse came to treat their wounds
In the classroom...
Two voices are heard from elsewhere screaming for help
Shinji: Did I just hear something? Nah couldn't be
Soon classes were over. Shinji went home with Asuka as usual. Then they see someone....
Touji and Kensuke: HELP GET US AWAY FROM THAT NURSE!!!!!
Nurse: Wait you're still not bandaged
Touji and Kensuke: WE DON'T CARE, JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!
As the two ran as if their lives were at stake but Shinji and Asuka didn't care. Soon
they were home.
Shinji: Well now as I can remember it now....
Asuka: Misato's turn to cook.....
Misato: Hello! It's my turn and I would like to eat Kaji and me's fried ra- I mean
fried chicken.
Shinji: Why are you early?
Misato: I'm going back to our out- I mean work so I'd like you to taste it.
Shinji: Hmmm... Looks edible enough...
After acquiring a few antidotes and panaceas, they were ready.
Shinji: Yum! Tasty! This does not taste like chicken but it tastes good.
Asuka: You're right, baka Shinji. Alright Misato, cough it out, what is it?
Misato: It's rabbit.
Shinji: Oh that reminds me. I had a rabbit I bought and gave it to a rabbit farm down
the road. It had a blue spot on the foot.
Misato: Funny thing... right? Hehehe...
Shinji: Huh? What's this? (Sees blue spot on foot part) *gasp* Misato how could you!
Misato: What are you talking about?
Shinji: I trust you all this time and you serve my friend on a platter deep fried.
Misato: Get over it Shinji.
Asuka: Okay the next is RABBIT HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER!!!!!
Shinji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Friend eaters!!!!
Shinji ran like a madman to his room while shouting "FRIEND EATERS!!!!" all the time.
He then rested on his bed praying the safety of his rabbit in heaven. Asuka and Misato
were totally freaked out at what he did.
Misato: Uh... You better apologize Asuka.
Asuka: What do you mean me, You're to blame, you served his rabbit.
Misato: Well the blame goes to the three of us.
Asuka: What makes you say that?
Misato: Well first, I serve the rabbit, second you tease him, third he eats the meal.
Asuka: Makes sense to me.
Back to Shinji........
Shinji tells himself to calm down and control himself. As he tries to control himself his mind
tells him not to trust Misato that much anymore. He then listens to his SDAT.
He soon finds himself calming down and feeling more at ease with the music that
he is listening to. Now he falls asleep with a happy smile on his face.
The next day........
Shinji and Asuka soon arrive at school. They sit down on their desks forgetting about the madman
like experience Shinji has done last night. Then a message appears on Shinji's mini PC. It read
"Hey shin-man, do you know any good excuses I can use?" Shinji looks at the name of the sender.
It read "Touji Suzuhara". Shinji then replies why and Touji replies that he hates doing chores and Shinji
replies " I don't know any good ones because I DO chores". Touji feels out of luck after the reply because
Kensuke too did chores as well. After the "Greatest Lecture of All Time" or GLAT or GLOAT if you added of
(sarcasm) ended the three stooges went out to the cafeteria for some lunch. Touji still bothers
Shinji about the topic he brought up.
Shinji: Hey Touji! Stop bothering me, I don't know any good excuses.
Touji: Come on now, You should know at least ONE.
Shinji: My mind's a blank.
Touji: Kensuke, Do you know any good ones?
Kensuke: Nope, Not a word.
Touji: Come on you two, Just ONE excuse.
Kensuke: If you accept Shinji and Hikari love each other.
Touji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kensuke: Just kidding Touji.
Touji: Lucky it was a joke or Shinji would have been dead right now.
After class Touji went home through a shortcut he found out. He started watching TV as soon as he got home.
He started watching the Black Market Home TV Shopping channel.
_______________________________The Program on TV__________________________________________________
Announcer: Hello smugglers and cons and welcome to the "Black Market Home TV Shopping" channel.
Our first item is this lovely cloning device. For only 2500 yen you can own this baby. It's very high tech
and comes with a user-friendly interface. Also makes GREAT French fries.
________________________________________________________________________________________________
Touji: French fries...... I'll buy one!
__________End of Chapter One_______________________________________________________________________
How do you like it?
Sure hope so!
So for reviews send it to mfmagbal@hotmail.com (i.e. TensaiMan)
Put the subject as "2nd Angel Works." I'll tell you when I have my own e-mail address.
Next Chapter: Destroy the Evil Machine
