Saturday 5th January



9st (v.g) Alcohol units, Oh, thousands! cigarrettes, ditto Calories, 892 (is this good for you?) No times phoned who wants to be a millionare hotline, 13.



9.am "Please say your name clearly and answer the following questions."

'Bridget Jones.'

"How many American Presidents have been called George?

'Seven!'

"Incorrect!"



I hung up. They didn't even tell you the correct answer! Stupid pile of Crap!



REDIAL



"Who played Jane Avril in the film MOULIN ROUGE?"



There was noone in Moulin Rouge called Jane Avril, saw it!



'Ummmmm...Kylie Minogue?'

"Incorrect!"



Oh Damn it! they meant the old one! it's Zsa Zsa Bloody Gabor! GRRRRRR!



REDIAL



"Who plays Butch in the film PULP FICTION?"



I know this one! YEY!YEY!WOOOOOHOOO!

'John Travol - I mean Bruce Willis! Bruce Willis!'

"Incorrect!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GRRRRRRRRRRRR! DAMN IT!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!



11am Telephone call from mark. Am going to a restaurant near his place. Wery swanky Italian restaurant called Nonna'd. Sounds V. posh am getting ready to go to the gym right now.



11.15am Am ready to go to the gym. Bring it on!



11.30am Just arrived at the gym. Am going to get treadmilll as is easiest way to exercise. Can go slowly and pretend I am just building myself up for a speedy run. V. good idea if I may say so myself.



1pm Am dieing! Just got back from bloody gym! Am never ever going there again. EVER!



1.15pm Just gave Jude a call asking about likelyhood of getting on Millionare.

"How many times have you rung?"

Ummmm..." Must find a reasonable lie. "four."

"Brilliant! don't do it too many times because they recognise it. Keep trying! Oh, I'm moving into Richard's house. We've been living at my flat when he has a four story house!"

"Mark's house has six stories!" I told her. " And you're starting to sound like a smug married."



1.15pm

"Please say your name clearly and answer the following quest-"

'Bridget Jones!'

"Who plays Mr. Darcy in the BBC production of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE?"

I know this! 'Colin Firth!' I've met him.

"Correct!"



THANK GOD!



"How many Brittish queens have been called Elizabeth?"

'Two.'

"Correct!"



Go Bridget, Go Bridget!



"Who wrote the ledgendary book the lost Dialogue?"



I knowe this one, I studied his at UNI!



'Plato!'



"Correct!"



I'm good!!



"Which group of Revolutionaries' slogan was Liberte Egalite et Fraternite?"

'The....Bohemians?'



"Incorrect, sorry!"

DAMN IT!!!!! AHHHHHH! I'm going to smash that bloody phone!



8pm Have borrowed great dress from Jude. Looks v. expensive. The hem is on a diagonal (what's that called?) and it has spaggetti straps. I think nylon corset is in order.