SD Police

written by: delusional_lady

Disclaimer: Inoue Takehiko owns SD

Author's Notes: Nyahahahahaha!

Chapter 1: It's A Conspiracy!

Kogure Kiminobu sighed as he entered the men's room. It was Friday night and it was time for him to leave. He returned because of nature's call. He quickly entered a stall and sat down. He was bored with his job. At a young age of six, he already hoped to become a policeman. Seeing the programs on television made him want to hunt down bad guys and send them to prison. Unfortunately, he was sent to the paperwork department. He didn't even go along on patrols. The chief forbade him to with the reason of he's not yet experienced enough.

Suddenly, he heard a conversation going on. But wasn't the station closed already? He pulled up his pants and strained his ears to hear. It was obviously his two seniors, Hirasawa and Yamagata. What were they doing in the bathroom anyway?

"Have you got the papers?"

"Yeah, they're here with me."

"The only thing left to take care of is Kogure Kiminobu."

"Yeah, that guy's trouble."

Kogure stiffened. His two seniors were going to eliminate him. That wasn't good. He had to leave immediately. But they will surely go after him. Two top detectives against a paperwork guy? He was obviously dead meat. But what good will it do them to kill him? As far as he knew, he didn't do anything that might offend his fellow officers.

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The next morning, Kogure went to work. He seemed to be more silent than his usual days. No one really noticed because that was the way he acted all the time anyway. He was actually trembling as he did his paperwork. The two men didn't show up for work that day. In the afternoon, Kogure was calmer. He didn't think that the two detectives would show up but just as he was about to drink his coffee, they appeared.

"Yikes!" Kogure screamed and accidentally dropped his coffee. The people stared at him and he just laughed nervously and picked up the pieces. Then, he hurried back to his desk to work on his papers. He became so engrossed that he didn't notice the time. It was already seven and he was the only pne left in the office. He shuddered involuntarily. Something seemed to be wrong. He inhaled deeply and continued working. Suddenly, he came across an unmarked file. It was a copy of a file that was obviosuly illegal. Both were signed by Yamagata and Hirasawa.

"Kami-sama!" he yelped. So this was why the two men were eager to eliminate him. If he told anyone about this, the two seniors would be jailed. There was no escape for both of them. But then, why hasn't anyone discovered their conspiracy yet? "So a shipment of illegal guns are being brought to Tokyo...signed by both detectives..who appear to be the leader...But this is a big case....It should be discovered by now.." The next few papers revealed the reason why the whole shipment was still a secret. It seemed like the station was responsible for the shipment. "Signed and approved by Urameshi..!?" Urameshi was the chief of his station. Then that would mean that most of his co-workers were in cahoots with the illegal project!

As this realization sunk in, Kogure felt footsteps sound. He turned around and faced with a small group of men. "Uh...hi?" Kogure said as he noted the faces of the men. They were his co-workers alright. Without a moment to lose, he prepared himself. Kogure quickly punched the guy in front, adding up with kick to where it hurts a guy most. Then, with the speed of lightning, he bolted.

"I am never going to survive this!" Kogure excalimed as he ran through the halls. One look outside the window confirmed his destiny. A much larger group was gathered downstairs. So the military was involved with it as well. This conspiracy might be a bigger case than he thought. The spectacled lad raced up to the rooftop and hoped for a miracle.

Suddenly, a light flashed on him and he looked up the dark sky. There was a helicopter flying very low. A rope of ladder was brought down for him. A man with a rugged look jumped down and handcuffed himself to Kogure. With the grace of a deer, the mysterious stranger jumped on the ladder and the helicopter started to fly away.

Bullets were fired at them but the driver of the flying contraption was very skillful and easily evaded the fires. Meanwhile, back on the ground, a man with glasses and a paper fan was jumping up and down in frustration. "Damn it! #$%&*!@#" He was cursing all sorts of words. The soldiers were scolded for their stupidity. Behind him was a man with tanned skin and a mole on his cheek. He smirked and walked to his car. It was time for his move.

As he drove away, the whole building exploded, along with the men inside it.