Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing or nothing like that.

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IN THE END

Heero winced at the knock on the door. "Gee I wonder who it is" he muttered. "Come in!"

Heero was relieved to see Duo walk through the door. "What's wrong, Heeeeero?" Duo asked noticing Heero's unrelaxed look. Heero said nothing. Duo plopped down on the couch next to Heero.

"Relena?" he asked. Heero closed his eyes tightly and gave Duo an evil glare. "Whoops, I mean, She who's name shall not be mentioned in this household." Duo chuckled at his own

words. This just awarded him another glare and a sigh. Duo blinked when he heard music to Linkin Park's "In The End"

"You know this is that damn writer again," Duo said crossing his arms looking at Heero.

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Heero nodded, and then Duo went with the first line…

~Duo~

It start's with one..

~Heero~

One shot, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
Losin' my mind, I do not lie,
Relena does not die.


~Duo & Heero~

All I know

~Heero~
Is that that girl can not sing
And she'd find me if she had to use wings
I promise to kill her by the end of the day
But she won't go away,

~Duo & Heero~

She's so unreal

~Heero~
No one care's 'bout the ho
I think she should go right out the window
Will she get gone? I didn't wanna show
But I wasted it all just so

~Duo & Heero~

I could go


Believe me killing I tried and even though I hide, she and me can't part
What she meant to me isn't exactly a good memory because that

~Heero & Duo~

I tried so hard

And got so far,

But In The End,

I couldn't even kill her.

She will not fall,

She always calls,

And In the End,

I couldn't even kill her

~Heero~

One thing, I will not lie

It oesn't even matter how hard you try
'Lena don't die, makes me wanna cry
Jus' cause that slut won't fry

~Duo & Heero~

I tried so hard

~Heero~
To kill off Relena 'cause she's stalking me
Tryin' to make me her property
She checks anywhere that I could possibly be

I'm surprised she


~Duo & Heero~

checked gay bars

~Heero~
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't hardly recognize her anymore
She's got weirder than back then
And it all just haunts me more

~Duo & Heero~

In the end

~Heero~
Believe me killing I tried and even though I hide, she and me can't part
What she meant to me isn't exactly a good memory because that

~Duo & Heero~

I tried so hard

And got so far,

But In The End,

I couldn't even kill her.

She will not fall,

She always calls,

And In the End,

I couldn't even kill her

~Heero~
I lost my trust in her
She follow me where I must go
Cause of this
There's only one thing should know

I lost my trust in her!
She follow me where I must go!
Cause of this,
There's only one thing should know!

~Duo & Heero~

I tried so hard

And got so far,

But In The End,

I couldn't even kill her.

She will not fall,

She always calls,

And In the End,

I couldn't even kill her

Duo sighed in relief as the song ended. Heero took out a gun from underneath the couch and headed toward the door. "Going to find, Relena?" Duo asked. "No" Heeo replied.

"Then who?"

"That damned writer."

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