Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing or nothing like that.

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Kristi: Hold on Heero! I can explain!

Heero: *narrows his eyes still holding the gun to her head.*

Kristi: *picks up paper and pen and writes for a second then Heero appears on a couch with Duo.* *grins mischievously then looks at the readers* Enjoy, I know I will.

__On The Couch___

Heero and Duo shuddered as they saw Relena peer through the window, and shuddered even more when they heard the song "I'm a Bitch" by Meredith Brookes start to play.

"Curse that writer…" Duo says

*The two stand from the couch.*

~Heero~

I hate Relena's ways,
Won't stop following me
I wish that she would change
Tried to kill her
But she looks at me like maybe
I might love her underneath
Like I might be sweet…

~Duo~
Yesterday I tried
Once again but see
She went and the bitch lied.
Told me she would buy me ice cream, I was used
I won't lie to you
She tries to get everything
All in peace she won.

She's a bitch, She's a player
She's a whore, So don't date her
She likes Winner and Wufei
She's not even ashamed!
She's like hell, but more mean
She's a bad FFX fiend
and nobody wants to touch her anyway

*Out the window…*

~Relena~
I found Heero again
Only prob is that
He's commited some sins

Rest assured that
When I start to make him nervous
and I'm spreadin' the whip cream
I'll get him to change
And I'll really make scream!

*Now Heero and Duo stand on a stage, with a huge roaring audience…*
~Heero~

She's a Bitch, she's the devil

Who would move, to her level?

She's a down right bitchy whore…

~Duo~

You've mentioned that before

No matter what you do

She's gonna follow you

Unless you kill her before it's way too late

~Heero~
Just when you think, that she's gone, and you can go
The season's already changing.

~Duo~
I think it's cool, she's always around you
And doesn't try to chase me.

She's a bitch, She's a player
She's a whore, So don't date her
She likes Winner and Wufei
She's not even ashamed!
She'll always follow you,
She smells like doggie poo
and nobody wants to touch her anyway


* The stage transforms into the house, and Heero and Duo are back in front of the couch only now Relena stands in front of Heero….*

~Heero~
You're a bitch, You have fleas
I'll kill you, you can not plead
You will hurt, and you'll suffer
You messed with me undercover
You're to dumb, you will die
Don't even ask me why
You know that you know the answer anyway.

*Music ends and Heero gets ready to shoot Relena, before Relena disappears…*

__Somewhere in Kristi's house___

Relena: You saved me!

Kristi: That's what you think. *writes something down*

Relena: *screeches as she's chased by 42 elves with green outfits that incluse hats and feathers*

Kristi: Run my elves! Run! Muahahahahahaha Oh, *looks at the readers* Ok, I'd like to thank all the people who reviewed. I LOVE YOU! Anyway, the request offer is still on the table for those who want to take it. I hope you enjoyed this parody! Now, I'd like to make a note of a few things..

Kristi's note of a few things: I want to thank my sister, Jackie. Not only does she inspire me, but she's the reason I know about Gundam Wing, and any other anime. Love ya, Jackie. I urge all you readers to check out her stories!

Jackie's stories: Jackie's pen name is Krazy Edward. She's written…

Gundam Queen- GW song parodies to Queen songs (Very Funny!)

Gundam Confusical- GW a lot of Kiddie parodies (Very Funny!)

Jackie's Gundam Wing Interviews- Jackie interviews the G-boys (Extreme funnyness!)

Bra Sitting- This one's DBZ, and it's hilaaaaarious! About Vegeta sitting 4 year old Bra.

We've written together…

Bishonen Interviews- This is us interviewing all our favorite bishies (Just read it! It's funny!!!)

Ditsy- A song parody to the song "Blurry" by Puddle of Mud

Anime Report - Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing- Very funny look at Gundam wing, Behind the scenes.

Kristi: Ok guys, that's my sister's work PLEASE check it out, just search for it on fanfiction.net k? And PLEASE review, maybe request? Thanks for reading!

Mini-Elves: *runs across screen carrying screaming Relena*