Heero stepped into a church, he had been called up by Duo to meet him there but there was no sign of him… just Relena… with a gun??? "I though you were dead" Heero muttered stepping closer. "I've been waiting for you" she told him. Heero raised a brow, then music to "Don't Speak" No Doubt came on. "Curses" Relena muttered.
Relena begins to sing..
~Relena~
You and me
We could've been together
Everyday together, Always
I really feel
That I'm losing a boyfriend
I can't believe
This could be the end
It looks as though I'll let you go
Too bad it's real
I liked you lots, you know
*Duo steps out in front of Heero*
~Duo~
Don't shoot!
I hear just what you're singin'
I hear the phone ringin'
Don't shoot him in a church!
*Quatre steps beside Duo*
~Quatre~
Don't shoot!
I don't know what you're thinking
Thought you had pacifist reasons,
Don't shoot him cause it hurts!
*Heero steps from behind them*
~Heero~
Our memories
Guess their not real exciting
But if you shoot me now their gone be
Frightening
*Wufei steps in front of Heero*
~Wufei~
If he dies, then you and I
With the knife in my hands
I'll make you cry
*Sally Po steps in front of Wufei*
~Sally Po??~
Don't Shoot!
Or you're gonna be payin'
I'll get a super saiyan,
Don't shoot him or you'll hurt!
*Trowa steps in front of Sally*
~Trowa~
Don't shoot!
Dot dot dot dot dot thinking
Dot dot dot dot dot reasons
Dot dot dot it would hurt!
*Heero steps back from behind them and now holding a gun aimed at Relena, Relena drops her own*
~Heero~
You are ending
There will be no mending, to your scars...
You and me, I can see you dying...hee hee
*Relena gets down on her knees begging*
~Relena~
Don't shoot!
I know just why you want to
But you must know I love you!
Don't shoot me or I'll hurt!
~Heero~
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
"He'll put the gun down, I'll leave him"
Sorry, but that won't work!
Sorry, but that won't work!
I know what you're saying
So please stop explaining
~Relena~
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
oh I know what you're thinking
How come we can't reason?
It could be good
I bet you're good
I know you're real good
Oh, la la la la la la
La la la la la la
Don't, Don't, oh oh
Come on darlin' Hush, hush darlin'
Come on
Don't shoot me or I'll hurt
Come on darlin' Hush, hush darlin'
Come on
Don't shoot me or I'll hurt
Heero was about to pull the trigger when Quatre pulled it out of his hands. "No, you've already killed her once! You can't shoot her again! At least not in a church!!!" he exclaimed. Relena snickered evilly then stood up "Quatre, you're such a good good person." she smiled at him and patted his head. Relena poked Heero's nose "We'll meet again" she said evilly before wgoing into an evil "Muahahahaha" and leaving in a dust of smoke.
"Oh that was so fake! She so fell through a secret hole somewhere." Duo said examining the floor after the smoke cleared. "You guys have fun?" asks a voice from the door of the church. They all turn to see the perfect most cutest, most coolest, most funnest, most sweetest, most nicest writer in the world, Kristi. "Did ya?" she asks. Heero starts to run toward her but he's grabbed by Sally, Quatre, Wufei, Duo and Trowa. Kristi writes herself out of there.
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Kristi: Well, I hope that was fun for you too. The pilots all had fun ^_^ Oh the next chapter "Bye Bye Bye" I wrote in my old name Anime-Gurl2000 and I wanted to add it on to this. Have you seen my sister's parodies yet? Anyway after "Bye Bye Bye" I think I might rest with the Relena bashing just for a little while. C'mon guys! Review! Review! Request! Review! ~_o
