* VP = VenusPrincess * * SC = Sika-Chan * * EL = Evil Laughter *
VP: I'm not sure if we need a disclaimer for this but, Sika, take it away.
SC: Why do I ALWAYS have to do the disclaimers?
Vp: Fine! Evil, you do it.
EL: Evil . . . hehehehe . . . EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
SC: Uh oh, she's doing it again . . .
VP: Should we run like last time?
SC: But what about the disclaimer!
EL: Disclaimer yummy.
SC: *Blinks*
VP: *Blinks*
EL: . . . yum?
SC: *Speaks really fast* We-own-nothing!-It-all-belongs-to-J.K.-Rowling- NOW RUNNNN!!!
VP: *Has already left*
EL: *Looks around* EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
* * * *
"You can ride my broom anytime . . ."
* * * *
"I'll be you team captain."
* * * *
"Can I catch your golden snitch?"
* * * *
"If the broomshed's a rockin don't come a knockin!"
* * * *
"If I said you had a nice broom would you let me ride it?"
* * * *
"Are you tired?"
"No . . . why?"
"Because you've been flying around in my dreams all night!"
* * * *
"You make me fly under the influence,"
"Of butter beer?"
"No under the influence of your love."
* * * *
"I'll be your house champion!"
* * * *
"You're common room or mine?"
* * * *
"So where's your wand?"
"What wand?"
"You know, the one you curse the guys off with."
* * * *
"Is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
* * * *
"You can try on my sorting hat anytime!"
* * * *
"You can hide under my invisibility cloak any day . . ."
* * * *
"Did you use the Marauder's map or did you find your way into my heart all by yourself?"
* * * *
"Would you like to hold my knut?" (VP: I'm taling about the money, you Sick O's! SC: Yeah, right . . . )
* * * *
"When I looked into the mirror of Esried all I saw was you."
* * * *
"If loving you is a crime, then send me to Azkaban."
* * * *
"Well I'm off to St. Mungo's."
"Why?"
"Because I'm crazy for you."
* * * *
"For me to stop loving you is about as likely as Filch being nice to students."
* * * *
"For me to stop loving you is about as likely as Snape washing his hair."
* * * *
"Being away from you is about as easy as petting Mrs. Norris."
* * * *
"The day I stop loving you is the day Snape becomes the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
* * * *
"Wanna see my mark?"
* * * *
"It's like I'm under the Impirious curse, I'll do whatever you say."
* * * *
"I would stand in front of the Avada Kedavera curse for you."
* * * *
"When you don't owl me it's like putting me under the Crucio curse."
* * * *
"When I get hurt I don't need chocolate, all I need is you."
* * * *
"You're enchanting."
* * * *
"You're bewitching."
* * * *
"You're spellbinding!"
* * * *
"I'm under your spell."
* * * *
SC: Well, we're back. Hope you liked this fic in a half.
VP: 'Fic in a half'?
SC: Yes, Gotta problem with that? *Pulls out her Rabid Neon Green Squirrel*
VP: Nope, Nothing!
SC: Good girl, *Pets the Squirrel*
EL: Squirrel food?
SC: Oh not again . . .
EL: it was just a question! Sheesh, a girl makes one little statement about Squirrel eating and everyone attacks . . .
VP: Evil, you scare me.
EL: Muahahahahaha!
SC: Um, yeah . . . everyone, review please!
EL: Yes, or I'll eat you!
SC: Now, we must run again! Bye!
VP: RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES!
EL: Yummy . . .
Additonal Info: The next chapter in this 'fic in a half' will be "Death Eater Pick Up Lines!" and then "Rude Come Backs to Harry Potter Pick Up Lines!" If you have any ideas or pick up lines, then leave them in a review! Bye!
Love,
SC & VP & EL
VP: I'm not sure if we need a disclaimer for this but, Sika, take it away.
SC: Why do I ALWAYS have to do the disclaimers?
Vp: Fine! Evil, you do it.
EL: Evil . . . hehehehe . . . EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
SC: Uh oh, she's doing it again . . .
VP: Should we run like last time?
SC: But what about the disclaimer!
EL: Disclaimer yummy.
SC: *Blinks*
VP: *Blinks*
EL: . . . yum?
SC: *Speaks really fast* We-own-nothing!-It-all-belongs-to-J.K.-Rowling- NOW RUNNNN!!!
VP: *Has already left*
EL: *Looks around* EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!
* * * *
"You can ride my broom anytime . . ."
* * * *
"I'll be you team captain."
* * * *
"Can I catch your golden snitch?"
* * * *
"If the broomshed's a rockin don't come a knockin!"
* * * *
"If I said you had a nice broom would you let me ride it?"
* * * *
"Are you tired?"
"No . . . why?"
"Because you've been flying around in my dreams all night!"
* * * *
"You make me fly under the influence,"
"Of butter beer?"
"No under the influence of your love."
* * * *
"I'll be your house champion!"
* * * *
"You're common room or mine?"
* * * *
"So where's your wand?"
"What wand?"
"You know, the one you curse the guys off with."
* * * *
"Is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
* * * *
"You can try on my sorting hat anytime!"
* * * *
"You can hide under my invisibility cloak any day . . ."
* * * *
"Did you use the Marauder's map or did you find your way into my heart all by yourself?"
* * * *
"Would you like to hold my knut?" (VP: I'm taling about the money, you Sick O's! SC: Yeah, right . . . )
* * * *
"When I looked into the mirror of Esried all I saw was you."
* * * *
"If loving you is a crime, then send me to Azkaban."
* * * *
"Well I'm off to St. Mungo's."
"Why?"
"Because I'm crazy for you."
* * * *
"For me to stop loving you is about as likely as Filch being nice to students."
* * * *
"For me to stop loving you is about as likely as Snape washing his hair."
* * * *
"Being away from you is about as easy as petting Mrs. Norris."
* * * *
"The day I stop loving you is the day Snape becomes the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"
* * * *
"Wanna see my mark?"
* * * *
"It's like I'm under the Impirious curse, I'll do whatever you say."
* * * *
"I would stand in front of the Avada Kedavera curse for you."
* * * *
"When you don't owl me it's like putting me under the Crucio curse."
* * * *
"When I get hurt I don't need chocolate, all I need is you."
* * * *
"You're enchanting."
* * * *
"You're bewitching."
* * * *
"You're spellbinding!"
* * * *
"I'm under your spell."
* * * *
SC: Well, we're back. Hope you liked this fic in a half.
VP: 'Fic in a half'?
SC: Yes, Gotta problem with that? *Pulls out her Rabid Neon Green Squirrel*
VP: Nope, Nothing!
SC: Good girl, *Pets the Squirrel*
EL: Squirrel food?
SC: Oh not again . . .
EL: it was just a question! Sheesh, a girl makes one little statement about Squirrel eating and everyone attacks . . .
VP: Evil, you scare me.
EL: Muahahahahaha!
SC: Um, yeah . . . everyone, review please!
EL: Yes, or I'll eat you!
SC: Now, we must run again! Bye!
VP: RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES!
EL: Yummy . . .
Additonal Info: The next chapter in this 'fic in a half' will be "Death Eater Pick Up Lines!" and then "Rude Come Backs to Harry Potter Pick Up Lines!" If you have any ideas or pick up lines, then leave them in a review! Bye!
Love,
SC & VP & EL
