Disclaimer: Look in 1st chap, this will no longer be here after this chapter ^.^

AN: Wow! Thanx for the reviews! No more requirements for new chaps, lol, but reviews are greatly appreciated! Now for the explanations… (Oh! Do these help at all? If not, I won't put them up here anymore. Just tell me what you think in a review, and no, this isn't a way to get more reviews Sarah!). Ashley AKA Pippin has a little song she sings where she just says Chicken Pot Pie over and over and says it in a squeaky voice and she is obsessed with chickens, that's why that is in there. Yet again I needed something for the wraith, so I used another inside joke about bananas… lol. I shall try my hardest to get up three more chapters, President! I am proud to serve my country! ^. ~

Ch. 4

1 Later that night…

All the hobbits were darting through the trees. Merry and Pippin were singing the James Bond theme song and pretending their hands were guns. Merry 'shot' Pippin and Pippin cried, "I'm hit! I'm down! MAN DOWN!"

"::smacks Pip:: Shut up! We don't want that chicken thing after us again!" Merry said.

"I like chicken! Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieeeee!"

"::smacks Pip again:: Shut up!"

"Owwies…"

"::smacks both of them with 'The Book':: Shut the hell up, both of you! Now, we have to get to Bree. What's the best way?" Frodo said.

"Buckleberry Ferry! Follow me!" Merry replied.

They all ran towards the ferry, which, by some magic reason, was right beside the path they were on. Suddenly a big black figure on a black horse came after them, seperating Frodo from the group. "Banana…. QUACK!" it cried in a hideous voice.

Merry, Pippin, and Sam all ran ahead and jumped on the ferry. Sam, being the simple fool he is, pulled off the ropes before Frodo got there. "Run Frodo!" Merry cried. "Jump" Pippin said.

In a 'Matrix' like manner, Frodo ran at the ferry in slow motion, jumped to the ferry (which was pretty far away from shore at the time) and landed on the ferry, all before a horse could catch him. "Most unnatural" thought Merry.

2 At Bree…

All the hobbits were huddled under their cloaks. They were making their way through the rain to the gate of Bree. "Wow, Frodo looks hot wet…" Sam thought, the pervy little bugger. They came up to the gate and were let in. They went into the Inn and Frodo rang the little bell on the front desk.

"Hello, little masters! If you should be liking to stay, we have some nice hobbit sized rooms available, Mr.…?" The owner said.

"Underhill, Mr. Underhill" Frodo replied.

"Alright, Mr. Underhill. Come out into the main room! You must be hungry!"

"Ok, but can you tell Gandalf that we have arrived?"

"Gandalf? Gandalf… oh yes! Gandalf! Haven't seen him in ages!"

"Hmm… alright… which way to the main room?"

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Well, whatcha think? Sorry it's short! I know I said I would make it a long one if I got a lot of reviews… but I'm on a writers block! I'm sooooo sorry! Don't kill me!