AN: Sorry it took me so long! I've been overloaded with schoolwork. This
chap will be nice and long for ya since the last one was short. Ok,
Aragorn AKA Super Steel is based on a friend named Keith who is obsessed
with comic books and wore a shirt to school one day that had the Superman s
on it, the only difference was that it had rivets on it… I made the
mistake of calling him Superman, causing him to go into "comic book
recitation" mode where ya get a looooong explanation on whatever you said
wrong, in this case it was saying the s with rivets was Superman's… it is
really a character named Steel's symbol (the rivets are what makes it
different) and he made his own Super Suit thing and used the s with rivets
on it. We called him Superman anyways… but I'm getting off topic. He
ended up getting pissed because he couldn't remember the guy's real name,
so we said he was wrong on account of the lack of evidence (to really piss
him off) and it worked. The Pixy Stix thing is in here b/c Ashley AKA Pip
wouldn't let me use any alcoholic drinks or any other drugs… other wise…
never mind… I won't go there, lol. Sauron the Brown-noser is based on
this kid Adam who stalked me for… oh… 5 years! He has stalked all of my
friends for brief periods of time and he has attempted to hit on every girl
in school, but he just creeps everyone out. I needed an ultimate evil that
no one likes, and everyone hates Adam, so he fit the role! Enjoy the chap!
Ch. 5
In the main room….
"That man has done nothing but stare at you, Master Frodo," Sam said.
"No matter, Sam, I know I'm beautiful…" Frodo replied.
"Sir? Sir!" Sam called to the owner.
"Yes, young master?" he replied.
"Who is that?" Sam asked while pointing at the man. The man was wearing a black cloak and sat watching the hobbits and smoking a pipe.
"I don't rightly know, but in these parts, we call him Steel!"
Merry came over to the table to sit with the other 3 hobbits, carrying a Giant Pixy Stix with him. "What's that?" Pippin asked, gaping at the Pixy Stix (2pts Ash &Sarah!).
"This, my friend, is a Giant Pixy Stix!" Merry replied.
"They come that big? I'm getting one!"
"But you've had 3 already!" Sam called after Pippin.
Pippin went and got his Giant Pixy Stix, ate it as fast as he could, and became very hyper. He stood talking to a group of men. "Frodo Baggins? I know him! ::giggle:: Frodo Baggins! Hehehehe" he said.
"Pippin… nooooooo!" Frodo cried as he ran to him, slipped, fell, and put on the ring when it fell off his necklace. Everyone gaped (2pts!) at where Frodo was a moment ago. As it did to Bilbo, the nazi, Frodo became invisible when he put on the ring. He took it off and felt a hand pull him up and drag him to a room. "You draw too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underhill," Steel said, being the one who had taken Frodo.
"Who are you?" Frodo asked.
"I am… Steel!" he cried as he pulled open his cloak, revealing a black shirt with a Superman-like symbol on it, except for the fact that it was silver with rivets on it.
"Oh my god! You're Superman! You're here to save me!" Frodo cried.
"No, god damnit! What's wrong with you people?!?! It's Steel, damnit, STEEL! Is it that hard to understand??" Steel cried hysterically.
"But… it's the Superman S." Frodo said, timidly.
"No! See the rivets? See them?! That makes me Steel!"
"I still think…"
"Back, longshanks, or I'll have your head!" Sam cried, bursting through the door with Merry and Pippin behind him.
"You are brave, hobbit, but that will not save you from… them!" Steel said.
"Are you…" Pippin said.
"Don't say it Pip! Don't call him Superman!" Frodo muttered for only Pippin to hear.
"What Frodo? Call him Superman? Ok… Hi Superman!"
"NOOOOOO! Fuck all of you bastards! It's Steel, damnit, STEEL!" Steel cried, unsheathing (Katie!) his sword and swinging it around, mainly in Pippins direction.
"Eep!" Pippin cried as he ran under a bed.
"Oh dear… here we go again," Butterburr, the owner of the inn, said as he came in to see what all the shouting was about, "Let me help you…" A quick hissing sound was heard as Butterburr shot a tranquilizer dart at Steel. Steel rell over, unconscious, and pippin cheered. "Stay here until he wakes up, and do not, I repeat, do not say the S word," Butterburr warned, leaving the hobbits alone in the room.
"Ok!" the hobbits said in unison, and Frodo promptly shot the others an evil glare. The hobbits all sat in a circle and waited for Steel to wake up, talking quietly. Steel woke up and a screaming was heard. The hobbits all cringed. "What was that?" Merry asked.
"Ringwraiths, the Nazgul. They were once great kings, but they fell under the power of Sauron the Brown-Noser and are now neither alive nor dead." Steel replied groggily, rubbing his temple. "They are also all females of whatever species they are, if you must know. Making them the undead and thus his servants, which he accomplished by giving them corrupted rings of power since he knew they were power hungry, was the only way to make them come near him. It was also the only way to get any female of any species to even put up with his bull shit. Even though they are his servants, he still can't get them to sleep with him, let alone even touch him!"
"Heh, he must either be really ugly, really fat, or really stupid!" Pippin said.
"Worse…" Steel replied, "he's all three!"
"Eww! Gross!" the hobbits said.
"Rest now, we shall leave at dawn." Steel said.
1 At Dawn…
"Butterburr! Give us a pony so we can go already!" Steel complained.
"Alright already! Here, Sam, this is Bill! Take good care of him!" Butterburr said.
"Ooh! A pony! I've always wanted a pony!" Sam exclaimed with glee.
"Oh no… why me, god, why me?!" Bill thought.
"Now, maybe now Bill will keep Sam busy so he will leave me alone!" Frodo mumbled.
"Now, off to Rivendell!" Steel said.
After they were outside Bree Steel said, "You can call me my real name now. It's Aragorn!"
"Ok!" the hobbits said, once again in unison, and, yet again, Frodo gave the rest of the hobbits an evil glare.
"We're off to Weathertop!" Aragorn said, "Just around the river bend, beyond the shore, somewhere past the sea, don't know what for!" he sang.
"Umm… Mr. Aragorn, sir… there is no river…" Merry said.
"Oops! Wrong movie!"
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Well, whatcha think? I will have another chapter up in 2 days in the longest!
Ch. 5
In the main room….
"That man has done nothing but stare at you, Master Frodo," Sam said.
"No matter, Sam, I know I'm beautiful…" Frodo replied.
"Sir? Sir!" Sam called to the owner.
"Yes, young master?" he replied.
"Who is that?" Sam asked while pointing at the man. The man was wearing a black cloak and sat watching the hobbits and smoking a pipe.
"I don't rightly know, but in these parts, we call him Steel!"
Merry came over to the table to sit with the other 3 hobbits, carrying a Giant Pixy Stix with him. "What's that?" Pippin asked, gaping at the Pixy Stix (2pts Ash &Sarah!).
"This, my friend, is a Giant Pixy Stix!" Merry replied.
"They come that big? I'm getting one!"
"But you've had 3 already!" Sam called after Pippin.
Pippin went and got his Giant Pixy Stix, ate it as fast as he could, and became very hyper. He stood talking to a group of men. "Frodo Baggins? I know him! ::giggle:: Frodo Baggins! Hehehehe" he said.
"Pippin… nooooooo!" Frodo cried as he ran to him, slipped, fell, and put on the ring when it fell off his necklace. Everyone gaped (2pts!) at where Frodo was a moment ago. As it did to Bilbo, the nazi, Frodo became invisible when he put on the ring. He took it off and felt a hand pull him up and drag him to a room. "You draw too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underhill," Steel said, being the one who had taken Frodo.
"Who are you?" Frodo asked.
"I am… Steel!" he cried as he pulled open his cloak, revealing a black shirt with a Superman-like symbol on it, except for the fact that it was silver with rivets on it.
"Oh my god! You're Superman! You're here to save me!" Frodo cried.
"No, god damnit! What's wrong with you people?!?! It's Steel, damnit, STEEL! Is it that hard to understand??" Steel cried hysterically.
"But… it's the Superman S." Frodo said, timidly.
"No! See the rivets? See them?! That makes me Steel!"
"I still think…"
"Back, longshanks, or I'll have your head!" Sam cried, bursting through the door with Merry and Pippin behind him.
"You are brave, hobbit, but that will not save you from… them!" Steel said.
"Are you…" Pippin said.
"Don't say it Pip! Don't call him Superman!" Frodo muttered for only Pippin to hear.
"What Frodo? Call him Superman? Ok… Hi Superman!"
"NOOOOOO! Fuck all of you bastards! It's Steel, damnit, STEEL!" Steel cried, unsheathing (Katie!) his sword and swinging it around, mainly in Pippins direction.
"Eep!" Pippin cried as he ran under a bed.
"Oh dear… here we go again," Butterburr, the owner of the inn, said as he came in to see what all the shouting was about, "Let me help you…" A quick hissing sound was heard as Butterburr shot a tranquilizer dart at Steel. Steel rell over, unconscious, and pippin cheered. "Stay here until he wakes up, and do not, I repeat, do not say the S word," Butterburr warned, leaving the hobbits alone in the room.
"Ok!" the hobbits said in unison, and Frodo promptly shot the others an evil glare. The hobbits all sat in a circle and waited for Steel to wake up, talking quietly. Steel woke up and a screaming was heard. The hobbits all cringed. "What was that?" Merry asked.
"Ringwraiths, the Nazgul. They were once great kings, but they fell under the power of Sauron the Brown-Noser and are now neither alive nor dead." Steel replied groggily, rubbing his temple. "They are also all females of whatever species they are, if you must know. Making them the undead and thus his servants, which he accomplished by giving them corrupted rings of power since he knew they were power hungry, was the only way to make them come near him. It was also the only way to get any female of any species to even put up with his bull shit. Even though they are his servants, he still can't get them to sleep with him, let alone even touch him!"
"Heh, he must either be really ugly, really fat, or really stupid!" Pippin said.
"Worse…" Steel replied, "he's all three!"
"Eww! Gross!" the hobbits said.
"Rest now, we shall leave at dawn." Steel said.
1 At Dawn…
"Butterburr! Give us a pony so we can go already!" Steel complained.
"Alright already! Here, Sam, this is Bill! Take good care of him!" Butterburr said.
"Ooh! A pony! I've always wanted a pony!" Sam exclaimed with glee.
"Oh no… why me, god, why me?!" Bill thought.
"Now, maybe now Bill will keep Sam busy so he will leave me alone!" Frodo mumbled.
"Now, off to Rivendell!" Steel said.
After they were outside Bree Steel said, "You can call me my real name now. It's Aragorn!"
"Ok!" the hobbits said, once again in unison, and, yet again, Frodo gave the rest of the hobbits an evil glare.
"We're off to Weathertop!" Aragorn said, "Just around the river bend, beyond the shore, somewhere past the sea, don't know what for!" he sang.
"Umm… Mr. Aragorn, sir… there is no river…" Merry said.
"Oops! Wrong movie!"
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Well, whatcha think? I will have another chapter up in 2 days in the longest!
