AN: I am sooooo sorry! Exam week came around, school ended, I started my job… I haven't had any time to type out a new chap! I realized how short the chaps really are too, lol. So now I will really have a long chap, lol. Ok, the Witch King is based on my friend Sue… she just wanted to be an evil person who got to stab the hero, so I made her the Witch King! She also got green contacts so now she has emerald green eyes… Sarah AKA Frodo said they were demon eyes at first… so yeah, lol. The other wraiths are just random people I know who were thrown in to fill spots. Arwen is based on this girl at school who seems to like anything with a penis and always has to be the center of attention. She is constantly "ill" and is always flirting with every male she sees. Enjoy!

Ch. 6

1 Weathertop…

"There are 9 wraiths following us, so here are 4 swords for you guys to use, just in case. I'm off to look around!" Aragorn said, walking away.

"But…" Frodo said.

"Oh, get over it, what's the worst that could happen anyways?"

::cue scary music… bum bum buuuuuuuum:: The hobbits all looked at each other, all wearing confused yet frightened looks. Frodo fell asleep a few minutes later. He woke up to voices echoing off the walls and looked at the source of the voices. Sam, Merry, and Pippin were cooking over a small fire.

"What the… you stupid shits! Put it out! PUT IT OUT!!!" Frodo screamed at them.

"Like that won't draw attention to us…" Merry muttered. Frodo decided they were moving too slow so he started to stomp out the fire.

"Oh, that's nice… ashes in my Pixy Stix!" Pippin complained.

"Mwuahahahahahahaha!" was heard from the ground. They all looked down and saw the wraiths coming towards them. They all grouped together and each picked up one of the swords Aragorn left them. The wraith came up the hill and walked towards them. Frodo got an evil look on his face and shoved Sam at the nearest wraith. It recoiled, muttered Fag, and threw poor Sam into one of the remaining walls. Frodo watched with a sadistic smile that turned to a frown when he realized the wraiths were after him. "Shit," he muttered.

The wraiths all made a triangle shaped formation with the Witch King at the point. Pippin and Merry stood in front of Frodo to defend him and Frodo thought he was safe and relaxed. As the wraiths got closer, however, Merry and Pippin ran away.

"Fuckers!" Frodo called after them. An evil chuckling was heard from the Witch king as he came closer. "Screw it!" Frodo thought as he dropped his sword, turned to run, tripped, said shit, and pathetically tried to crawl away. The wraiths were obviously faster than he was, so he got scared and put on the ring…

2 In the freaky other dimension thing Frodo goes to when he puts on the ring…

"Shit! Get away! Get the FUCK away! DEMON EYES! Oh, wait… they're green…" Frodo said.

"I've been wanting to try out this baby for a long time…" the Witch king said, unsheathing his sword. He then proceeded to stab Frodo in the shoulder. "Watch him say shit…" he whispered to the other wraiths, who sniggered in reply.

"Mother Fucker!" Frodo cried, "You'll pay for that!" He then pulled out The Book and whacked the Witch King.

"Super-Steel to the rescue!" Aragorn cried, jumping in with his sword. Frodo took off the ring when he heard Aragorn.

3 Back at the normal Weathertop…

"Ahh! Shit! It hurts! Sam! Where the hell are you when I need you?!?!" Frodo screamed, extremely pissed.

"Master Frodo! I'm coming! ::hugs Frodo:: Oh, my poor baby! Let me kiss it and make it better!" Sam said, in tears.

"Get the hell off! Why on earth did I call you??"

"::sniffle::"

"Aragorn, you schizophrenic bastard! Help me!"

4 Meanwhile…

Aragorn was fighting with all of the wraiths, forcing them to leave. He started waving the flaming stick he brought with him at the wraiths and said, "Beware the shtik. I will beat you with my shtik!"

The Witch King stared at him and said, "You others stay here and try to get the halfling. I'm going to…um… check on the horses!" and ran away.

Aragorn lit one wraith's robes on fire and it ran away screaming. 2 others left with it. He lit 3 other's robes on fire as well, and they left along with 2 more. Only one wraith was left, and it was looking quite depressed. Aragorn turned and threw the "shtik" at its head. It left screaming like the rest of them, and Aragorn cheered.

"Aragorn, you schizophrenic bastard! Help me!" Frodo called.

"Coming!" Aragorn replied, walking over to where Frodo lay. He looked at Frodo's wound. "This is beyond my skill in healing. You need elvish medicine. We need to get you to Rivendell, stat! Heh, I've always wanted to say that… but in the mean time, Sam, do you know the Athelas plant? Kingsfoil?"

"Kingsfoil? But that's just a weed…" Sam replied.

"::smacks Sam:: Just get it, dumb ass!"

"Owwies… ok…"

Merry and Pippin chose that moment to return. "You little… OW!" Frodo cried (Pippin had poked his shoulder).

"You have a boo boo!" Pippin stated.

"Grrrrrrr…"

5 In the middle of the forest…

"I'm off to find the Athelas… I'm off to find the Athelas…" Aragorn sang.

"What's this? A Ranger caught off his guard…? ::thinks to self:: Maybe this one will like my flirting! He looks like a moron…" a voice said.

Aragorn turned around and saw an elf with frizzy brown hair (I know, I know, Elves are supposed to have ethereal beauty… but look at how Elrond came out in the movie! Just go along with it, lol). "Who the hell are you?" he asked.

"I am Arwen! Let's go save your friend!" Arwen said.

"Ok…."

6 Back with the hobbits…

"Aragorn! Where the hell are you?" Frodo yelled.

"Shush, Master Frodo. It's ok…" Sam said.

"Ah! When did you get back?!"

"I really don't know…"

"Is he gonna' die?" Pippin asked.

"I dunno… Oh! Scary…" Merry said.

Arwen had ridden up on a white horse, dismounted, hid a spiked club in a saddle bag, and walked up to Frodo.

"Frodo! Come back to the darkness! Don't give into the light!" Arwen said.

"Umm…" Aragorn started.

"Shut up, Ranger!" Arwen shouted.

"But…"

"Same difference! I don't care if I was wrong!"

"Oh! An oxymoron!" Pippin said.

"Shut the fuck up!" Frodo said, smacking him with The Book.

"Owwies… ::rubs bump on head::" Pippin said.

"Enough! ::whines:: I want to be the center of attention! ::picks up Frodo:: I will take him to Rivendell!" Arwen said.

"No! It's too dangerous!" Aragorn said in a fake concerned voice.

"No! I am the faster rider! I must go!"

"Ok, suit yourself!"

"::thinks, which looks painful:: Yes! Time for a dramatic chase scene! More attention!"

"Ok, go already! You must hurry!"

"Ok! Namaarie Melamin!"

"Ewwww! I am NOT your love!" Aragorn called out after the crazed elf.

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Well, whatcha think? I should get up another chapter in a day or two… Friday at the latest. It all depends on my work schedule. I think this chap isn't as good as the others… but oh well!