Part two....again, this should work this time -_- (6-24-02)
"What...the..!?@?!" Peter twitches wide eyed.
"Here's our first guest, Eddie Brock aka Venom-Leathal Protector!!" Oprah screeches
"Hi, I just wanna be loved! :Sniff: Why?!?!?!" Venom weeps
"There, there, I know your pain honey" Oprah sooths.
Later......
"So....cold...can't..scream" Peter whimpers while in fetal position.
"Sooo, how the mighty have fallen!" Mystery voice sneers
"Huh?! Do I know you?(Turns around) crap! it....it's.."Peter gasps.
"Yes, it is I!! Bill Gates!!"Gates bellows. Spiderman! Face your greatest foe!"
"....uh....right...why are you dressed as a Cyborg bonded with a X-box??" Peter wonders as he changes his outfit.
Will Spidey Survive?!What's Gate-box's plan?!Where or what happened to Hulk?! find ou next chapter!
Note: Below should be Chapter 2 not this...due to an error my story was posted shorter and strangely altered...ah well enjoy!!!!!
Somewhere in the convoluted opposite universe....
"..uurrrgh....where is Hulk?Hulk not remember anything but bug man..." Hulk groans as he gets up from a pile of fishbowls with...."expired" fish.
"Oh dear...Sigh...this simply wont do. You...yoou-hooo" A familiar voice with a strange tone bellows.
"Huh?! You!! Hulk smash you before, Hulk do it again!!!" Hulk growls with rage.
"Yes yes, youse can do all da smashing you want when I'm done cleaning..oh my so dusty....I detest filth..
"Huh?! Why Rhino man look different??" Hulk gasps
Hulk sees a familiar foe.....only vastly different. The Rhino; a firece force of destruction...in a tu-tu and holding a feather duster. The sudden shock causes the hulk to switch to pesonas(how convinient.. :)
After a looooong and strange discussion the "Professor Hulk discovers the Rhino has a life long dream...a dream to dance.
"Oh Opera is a wonderful style of music don't youse agree? Oh how rude of me..would you like some tea?" Sensitive Rhino giggles
" Why me...?!" Prof-Hulk whines
"Shall we watch the Oxygen network?" Rhino inquires
Days Later
"uhhhg...that was horrible....seeing Rhino dance.cook and..clean." Banner whines as he walks to a barber shop.
" What'll it be buddy?" Mans asks.
" Uh, I'll take a buzz, please.." Banner replies.
More to come I'm very out of ideas right now =( please R/R
"What...the..!?@?!" Peter twitches wide eyed.
"Here's our first guest, Eddie Brock aka Venom-Leathal Protector!!" Oprah screeches
"Hi, I just wanna be loved! :Sniff: Why?!?!?!" Venom weeps
"There, there, I know your pain honey" Oprah sooths.
Later......
"So....cold...can't..scream" Peter whimpers while in fetal position.
"Sooo, how the mighty have fallen!" Mystery voice sneers
"Huh?! Do I know you?(Turns around) crap! it....it's.."Peter gasps.
"Yes, it is I!! Bill Gates!!"Gates bellows. Spiderman! Face your greatest foe!"
"....uh....right...why are you dressed as a Cyborg bonded with a X-box??" Peter wonders as he changes his outfit.
Will Spidey Survive?!What's Gate-box's plan?!Where or what happened to Hulk?! find ou next chapter!
Note: Below should be Chapter 2 not this...due to an error my story was posted shorter and strangely altered...ah well enjoy!!!!!
Somewhere in the convoluted opposite universe....
"..uurrrgh....where is Hulk?Hulk not remember anything but bug man..." Hulk groans as he gets up from a pile of fishbowls with...."expired" fish.
"Oh dear...Sigh...this simply wont do. You...yoou-hooo" A familiar voice with a strange tone bellows.
"Huh?! You!! Hulk smash you before, Hulk do it again!!!" Hulk growls with rage.
"Yes yes, youse can do all da smashing you want when I'm done cleaning..oh my so dusty....I detest filth..
"Huh?! Why Rhino man look different??" Hulk gasps
Hulk sees a familiar foe.....only vastly different. The Rhino; a firece force of destruction...in a tu-tu and holding a feather duster. The sudden shock causes the hulk to switch to pesonas(how convinient.. :)
After a looooong and strange discussion the "Professor Hulk discovers the Rhino has a life long dream...a dream to dance.
"Oh Opera is a wonderful style of music don't youse agree? Oh how rude of me..would you like some tea?" Sensitive Rhino giggles
" Why me...?!" Prof-Hulk whines
"Shall we watch the Oxygen network?" Rhino inquires
Days Later
"uhhhg...that was horrible....seeing Rhino dance.cook and..clean." Banner whines as he walks to a barber shop.
" What'll it be buddy?" Mans asks.
" Uh, I'll take a buzz, please.." Banner replies.
More to come I'm very out of ideas right now =( please R/R
