A Smokey Jo and Fritter Gal FanFic Song

Disclaimer: I do not own this song by Weird Al.

"Goes to the tune of Jurassic Park"



I recall the time they found fossilized blubber cells

And before long they were cloning DNA

Now I'm being chased by some creepy ball of fat

And believe me, this has been one lousy day

Mr. _______'s frightening in the dark

All his blubber's running wild

He gives us evil papers that we get F's on

I admit it's kind of scary

But it proves my eerie theory

That he thinks that I'm his dinner,

Not his student

Oh No

I cannot approve of its bad hunger

Cause getting eaten always gets me kind of mad

A huge cloned cell of fat ate a prep

Guess that proves he's really not all bad

Mr. _____'s frightening in the dark

All his blubber's running wild

He gives us evil papers that we get F's on

I admit its kind of scary

But it proves my eerie theory

That he thinks that I'm his dinner,

Not his student

Oh No

*screams* *moans of pain* *more screams*

Mr. ________'s frightening in the dark

All his blubber's running wild

He gives us evil papers that we get F's on

I admit it's kind of scary

But it proves my eerie theory

That he thinks that I'm his dinner,

Not his student

Oh No



Note This is about my science teacher. I don't wish for this to get out with his name or I will be in huge trouble! So please hush hush! If you find his name anywhere tell me immeaditly!

~Sara

This song is by Sara and Libby!